#does that make reader a hoe in accordance to government regulations?
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ozzgin · 10 months ago
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There needs to be some sorta part 2 to player reader! Imagine her life is just getting kidnapped by another suitor every other day or somethin. Or gettin forcibly married to one with a legion of other monsters interrupting the weddin. Girl is livin my dream of bein desired by monsters! 😩😢
See, that’s the trouble, I feel like everything else from now on should be up to imagination. Will Reader be serially kidnapped? Serially married? Will the mayor of Monstertown have to intervene and turn Reader into some sort of publicly owned existence that can be borrowed within a strict interval like a library book, in order to avoid the monsters killing each other?
“I’m here to return Reader”, the Eldritch creature says, pushing the little card onto the counter with its tentacle appendage.
“Uh huh. That’s one week past deadline, so I’m afraid you’ll have to pay a fine.” The worker responds, checking the files.
“Of course.”
“Is Reader alright?” The employee questions upon noticing the feverish state of the human. “It looks a little worn out.”
“Yeah, sorry about that. Might’ve gotten too enthusiastic.”
“Happens, happens. I’ll let you know when it’s available again.”
Also, as a little side note, this was the initial idea I had for a header picture but I can’t be bothered to do anything beyond this doodle. Found it funny so I thought I’d share. :)
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