#does not condone the throwing of extremely sexist books by Piers Anthony

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Find something non-breakable with satisfying throwing heft that will make a solid thwack, crackle, smack, thump, or crunch sound on impact, and will not scatter debris or leave a mark.

modeling clay

silly putty

hand therapy goo

Play-doh (warning: might leave color on light wall)

Shoe

Baseball (definitely needs to be wrapped)

Tennis ball

Saltshaker with the holes taped over

Pad/wrap object or wall as needed with foam pad, cardboard, paper, towel, bubblewrap, duct tape or cloth taped around it to blunt impact of hard edges or corners. Sound may be enhanced with stiff paper, aluminum foil, plastic, beads, buttons, etc.

Find a brick wall, clear a space to access the back wall of your closet, or try the back or side of a cabinet to use as a throwing surface.

Optional: print out or draw a picture of something/someone annoying to tape up for target practice.

THROW. HARD.

what are you even supposed to do when youre angry.  cant scream at anyone cos im not a dick. cant break anything cos i paid money for that. cant rip my hair out cos i need it on my head. literally what now