#does he get tempted to try every time he is in vicinity of Clark? yes
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"But why is it labeled shark repellent-"
A. Because everyone keeps expecting it to only work on sharks! When it really doesn't! It's rated E for Everyone except like hell B is telling anyone that, no, he's insisting it's rated S for Sharks and not S as in Strength Beyond What's Needed.
B. Because. It's funny. And B does have some amount of humor, okay? And that humor happens to be just the thought of spraying Superman with shark repellent and having it work.
"Batman is so unrealistic, why does he have shark repellent spray haha--" maybe he just has a canister of a substance on his belt that's so strong, it's banned in several countries and as it turns out, sharks don't like getting face-blasted with the marine equivalent of bear spray on steroids any more than humans do. you're telling me Batman is carrying a single-use item like that on his belt? Heck no. He's using that shit on sharks, on people, on random aliens who try to grab him during JL negotiations, and anyone else he thinks it'll work on. He even used it on himself once to get Joker gas out of his eyes and respiratory system. Superman is never 100% sure if he should say something about it to him or not. The Robins/Ex-Robins like to play Russian Roulette with Bruce's used-up canisters when they're bored. But yes -- it does work on sharks. He modified the nozzle so it can be used underwater.
#was giggling while writing this#you have to read the second bullet point while barely holding back a smile before breaking near the end#it's the only way to get the full experience#look the thought of Superman being put in not just the same category but right next to sharks is really funny#is Bruce spraying Clark with his Shark repellent? No!#is he thinking it and finding the possibility hilarious? yes#does he get tempted to try every time he is in vicinity of Clark? yes#is he waiting for Clark to be mind controlled or for an evil variant to attack to test his shark repellent on him? yes
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