thybirbman

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I was today years old when I found out my dad ghosted the Brazilian military

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“no one’s ever mad at me unless they tell me so” is the best assumption i’ve ever made

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man. remember when phil was chilling in techno's house and left the doors open so a creeper wandered in and exploded in his face like 15 minutes before lore was scheduled to start, so he and ranboo had to frantically reassemble the whole room including trying to piece together all the map fanart before techno got home. cannot believe we got an absolutely top tier character moment out of philza minecraft zoning out and forgetting to close the doors while he talked to chat. just absolutely impeccable.

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i made this version of that popular cake meme as a love letter to my favourite artists, writers, editors etc who keep making content about my favourite characters/ship

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I LOVE YALL!!!!!!!!

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every day I mourn how badly the Affleck casting was fumbled. You had him. You had Bruce Wayne and you RUINED IT

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love u all

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Trying to take care of yourself when you're sick is so annoying. Like you know you should probably eat something and you're trying to question yourself on what you'd want to eat, and the only answer is your inner voice of dying Jane Austen going "I desire nothing but death". well ok you dramatic sickly bitch do you want that with garlic or hot sauce.

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Can we consider how many people Toph caused internal bleeding and broken bones?

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Dont Talk To Me Until This Coffee Has Been Fully Subsumed Into My Cellular Ecology Such That I Develop A New Organ System Which Produces Coffee

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I can fix him [drill sound] [screaming] [chainsaw revving]

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“eldritch horror beyond your comprehension” and it’s just a generic monster with tentacles and eyes

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having gimmick blogs constantly interacting with ur posts is really fun i feel like im surrounded by little robots on all sides. hi dog-with-human-teeth-detector theres none here today either. yeah im sorry buddy. 🫶 ill see you tomorrow

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its been about 6 months

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cool cool cool i need to start raising funds to flee the country immediately.

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what is friendship if not the relationship between someone who routinely talks about themselves almost exclusively in the third person (Bruce Wayne) and someone who absolutely hates to talk about themselves in the third person because it freaks them out (Clark Kent).