#does Morgan & Morgan cover personal injury due to idiocy?
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amethystwrytes · 3 months ago
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I twisted my ankle because last night at 1:30am I remembered I didn’t take the garbage to the curb and they’ve been collecting it at like the hairy ass crack of dawn - so I got up and went outside to take it down but I’m scared of the dark and live in the middle of nowhere so I was freaking… and then Penny started growling and I heard something snap a twig and I turned to run back up the driveway and twisted my ankle. It’s just really swollen and no permanent damage but had to share bc I’m so fucking dumb and such a chicken shit 😂😂😂😂😂
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