#dodge grand caravan

[thedawnofcrime]

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[weirdflexntbutok]

Why the fuck is Papyrus trying to sell me a minivan

[jettacar]

i was having a moment

it’s just a rental

[philophilophilophilo]

[merchantservices444]

“POS Systems in Garland, TX: Enhancing Business Efficiency and Customer Experience”

[disengaged]

went on another coffee date, it was running a bit late so i asked him to drive me to work and it turns out he uh. he drives a custom-wrapped tesla

[love-is-normal]

News!

Strange Sayings on Tumblr from Over 4000 Days into the Remote Past!

From the year my Mini Van was Factoried!

Tumblr Code.

[william-scott77]

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[aurorialwolf]

REDACTED CHARACTERS AS CARS (based on the cars faces mostly, some on vibes)

To clarify this is NOT what I think they would drive, it is the car that I think they are!! (my apologies if this has already been done in the same way before, im sure ive seen another one of these but this is my take on it!) (all pictures DO NOT belong to me!) David - 2024 Honda Odyssey (it looks so serious and ready for duty)

Asher - Neon green Giulia Quadrifolgio (the green is based on a fic i read, also i think this one is him bc it looks like its trying not to laugh)

Milo - BMW M4 Coupe Individual Fire Orange, very specifically (it gives short and feisty vibes)

Sam - No I will not apologize

Vincent - 1990 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme Coupe (yes the one from the useless facts video, vincent is that car idc)

Porter - Something like this or something more low-key bc hes a smooth dude idk

Alexis - White Sedan (trust me. look this car up and tell me it doesnt look like. alexis vibes)

Gavin - This godless beast /lh

Caelum - This thing. Also he would drive this one so this is an exception to my earlier statement

Vega - Armoured car (idk what brand it might be under there)

Damien - whatever this is (he would NOT drive this but it gives the fiery and intense vibes that he does)

Huxley - 2024 Jeep Wrangler (low hanging fruit, I know)

Lasko - 1972 Ferrari (it looks so shy)

Kody - Chrysler Grand Caravan (VERY different from the Dodge Grand Caravan, rest in peace) (god i hate the chrysler grand caravan)

ILL MAKE MORE OF THESE IF YALL FOUND IT FUNNY! kudos to anyone else who made this kind of post before me, it wasnt inspired by anyone (literally the last car giving kody vibes is what inspired this whole thing jdkfghskjdh) but i know it had to have been done before and i think it was a moot of mine but i cant remember sowwy :(

[starscourgc]

bloodborne characters and what cars they would drive

laurence: 2020 mercedes c-class, his dad bought it for him as a graduation gift but never drives it . He just bums off everyone else for rides.

gehrman: 1997 toyota camry. it’s got 400k miles on it, the brakes need to be replaced, windows don’t roll down, but it’s gonna outlive gehrman and everyone he knows. has been set on fire before and still turned on.

maria: 2012 audi a5 coupe. got it off Ye Ol Marketplace for a banging deal. all the windows have 2% tint on them and she can’t drive at night as a result. keeps it spotless and won’t let anyone eat or drink inside.

ludwig: 2023 toyota prius. smthn smthn big man small car joke here. it’s fuel efficient and he cares about that type of stuff, the holy moonlight sword gets buckled in the passenger seat.

alfred: 2003 ford ranger, THE work truck. He has to hotwire the engine, get out and push it 20 feet forward, say a prayer to logarius, and then hope it turns over. radio doesn’t work unless you beat on the dashboard a few times.

gascoigne: 2005 dodge grand caravan. has enough space for himself, viola, his daughters, and henryk. the back windshield is covered in “my daughter is an honor student at yharnam elementary” stickers and a stick family.

djura: lifted ford f150. can hear it turn on from 10 miles away, and you Will go blind cause djura installed those blinding LED headlights. doesn’t know how to turn off said headlights.

eileen: 1989 jeep cherokee 4x4. Laments constantly about how cars aren’t made how they used to despite her getting 5 miles to the gallon on a good day.

edgar: 2006 volkswagen beetle. i dont have an explanation it just feels right.

brador: modded ford escape. loves it more than himself, and it REEKS of cigarettes bc he smokes with the windows up.

micolash: crashed 5 cars until he finally got his license revoked, walks everywhere or gets a lift from edgar.

[elasticitymudflap]

who wouldve thought learning to drive for the first time ever in a 2011 dodge grand caravan would be something of a challenge (screaming)

[joeyclaire]

when your toxic trait is getting sober and drinking water but your love language is drinking beer and driving into a 2009 dodge grand caravan driven by a single mother of 3 aged 2, 4, and 7 and killing all but the mother on impact

[fantasylandbitch]

🎲🚙📺🎶 please!

Ayyyyyye okay I love what you picked there Parker. I'm going to take the emojis almost literally. 😁🤭

🎲 (Board games/Card games): I think my favorite game for this section is "Cards Against Humanity" because it's a funny and messed up card game where you pick the funniest response to whatever prompt card someone else is reading from.

Bonus: I'm always fighting for air when it comes to this game because the responses that everyone picks for the Black Card ( the prompt card) gets me every time.

🚙 (Transportation): I think my favorite form of transportation is a Car or using my Dodge Grand Caravan because my grandparents (mom's side) would let me drive it to college with them in it. Then later in 2020 when my grandpa (related by marriage) passed away from lung cancer I got the car (I had my license by then). But also because he wanted me to have it and that him and Grandma always felt safe when I would drive.

📺 Fandom Favorite Show: I don't think I necessarily have a favorite show, however, I would say "The Legend Of Korra" series because I frequently reblog Korrasami art. But also because it was the first show for me at least, that shows a strong female character who's a person of color and who's also gay going through the throes of life just learning how to be better at bending elements. But while she grows and makes friends but sometimes loses them, she finds out shes attracted to Mako's (<-Korra's ex) girlfriend Asami not right away of course it's like a slow burn.

Bonus: Korra I guess in a way inspires me to be better both in mind, body, and spirit.

🎶 (Favorite Musical Artist): I actually went to look at what artists I have more songs from on Spotify. I found out it was GIRLI (LGBTQIA+ Artist) because I have 12 favorite songs from her and I relate to practically every one of them.

Bonus: I bought discounted tickets to go see her live with my siblings and sister in law in December. But I don't know what to wear for that yet.

Thanks for asking @blackwolfstabs !!!!

[mouthmoodz]

confusing everyone by putting a "bought it before we knew how awful he was" sticker on my 2006 dodge grand caravan

[thedawnofcrime]

IT'S DDLC INKTOBER DAY 4 MOTHERLOVERS: DODGE

(Read more for my little art blurb and alt work)

OOOH this was a fun one to do. I momentarily considered including a Dodge Grand Caravan, but ultimately decided against it for my own good. I'm beginning to get better at using line weight, and gradually, human figures as well. Natsuki was the best part of this piece, being how sharp her shapes are. I like to imagine Yuri would hear about some horrible shit on one of her true crime shows, and decide to bring a knife trick-or-treating just in case. I was GOING to add some vague backdrop, but I decided to end it here instead. Maybe I'll do something like that this weekend, when I have more time.

Whether this is ship art or not, I'll let you decide

I wasn't entirely sure if I wanted to use the glowy halloween version, or the sharp black/white one, so I left it up to a coinflip. Here's the alt version in case you prefer it :)

Edit: I will be alternating between the two to see if it helps engagement

[kosher-martian]

Out of Your Element!

Member the Honda Element? I miss the Honda Element.

On the one hand, I wish Honda would bring back the Element. It was such a funky vehicle. Part SUV, Part Cargo Van. Chunky mid-2000s car design that somehow evoked Hummer and Dodge Grand Caravan with just a hint of Jeep Wrangler before the.... Jeepening.

It had personality, you know? Not like the copy-paste SUVs of our time. Just look at it.

But on the other hand, I know if they brought it back, the dillweeds from Marketing would ruin it.

They would entirely forego their original market:

College softball players having a raucous birthday party at the bowling alley

Your dad, who work in land surveying

Alice from Accounts Payable (for some reason)

An entire nation of frumpy 20-something dudes who are taking a break from watching Family Guy reruns on Adult Swim to go get some Taco Bell at 2AM.

... and also Martians than observe kashrut ;-)

Instead, they would focus all their energies to appealing to the most annoying human beings on the planet: Jeeple.

You know... Jeeple?

The Marketing schmucks did it to the Ford Bronco, and they'll do it again. You can barely tell them apart!

And like, I get it, there's only so many ways a car can be shaped, but don't tell me that Ford wasn't trying to go after jeeple (or worse, wannabe-jeeple) money.

Do you really want to see them massacre the Element? No way. I'd rather it remain a fun little oddity of the past than watch it become an emotional support vehicle in the present.