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[ghostatrandom]

Boom viva piñata yaoi be upon ye (they make me insane)

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[ghostatservice]

Guys I think I went a little insane-

[anodetodiamonddust]

Leafos having the AUDACITY to say this when she’s standing 10 feet away from his HOUSE???????/!/!&//$8/9

[stevia-pinata]

Patch is the type of guy to forget to save his word document when the power goes out

[mage-ical-character-person]

P factor minigame... epic.

SO MEAN to your undead son's vulture that it starts crying. Bullying. Horrible father. Son wouldn't be undead if you didn't leave all your kids alone so you could go searching for some guy to tell you about dragons.

Was it worth it? Jerk (/lh)

Seedos takes such good care of his Parrybo that Patch finds it unacceptable. Patch will always take time to insult the good health of all of Seedos' Parrybos. (Why does Seedos have so many Parrybos? Where are the Shellybeans?) Every time I learn a new thing about Patch I trust him less.

EVERY TIME.

I was also surprised by how much Dastardos' rating went up when Patch was judging. Patch rates pinatas higher the more often they are sick because he's just more familiar with them. I know this stuff is probably random. But the fact that Dastardos' Vulchurro has been sick so many times and Dastardos still has it is sweet to me. Grim Reaper who is just some poisoned kid declares his pet exempt from death.

It's also funny to me that Dastardos is competing in this pinata talent show at all. He even gets to be the judge sometimes! People boo him so much though. Let him have a good time.

Look at him go :)

[leafosgossip]

does doc drink coffee he seems like he goes very normal for coffee

"Um... Patch?"

"..."

"...He's just staring into space now. Maybe we should leave him be"

[vivaspinatas]

Someone get this girl a cartilage piercing right now.

[moodlespinataisland]

Little poll for fun and because i HAVE to know..

[tardigradez-jpeg]

someone PLEASE talk to me abt viva pinata im so normal plz plz plz plz gughghshghhghhGHGHGSGSH

[that0nebird]

I would let this man do horrendous things to me

[izzydizzy13]

ALRIGHT now that I have polls I wanna do something productive with it.

Blorbo Race!

Maybe the winners will compete, maybe they will not, but for right now the goal is to locate the ULTIMATE BLORBO in every fandom that I'm even vaguely knowledgeable about. I'll vote, too, so that I know what's going on.

I would start with a big fandom like Mario or Sonic, but there are SO many characters I don't even know them all and frankly I am Scared.

In celebration of finding this fandom at long last, howsabout we dooo... Viva Piñata Humans?

Round 1 of Viva Piñata Blorbo Race

Classic Edition

For anyone I missed... we have run out of answers unfortunately ahdbd- I will add the rest in the next poll ig, but I tried to put all of the most blorbo-y contestants to this first round. Gretchen is more of a Girlboss, and Professor Pester is in fact annoying. Dastardos isn't great either but he is a good sad little meow meow contestant, I guess.

[anodetodiamonddust]

Decided to actually interact with Leafos for once and she said this!! Is this known Viva Piñata lore? I’ve never heard anyone talk about it!

[ghostatrandom]

More of sweet! Stardos (au? Headcanon???) yes I’ll be expanding on this idea

[prozac]

Xavier was based off The Bride of Frankenstein and this specific guy from Viva Piñata nobody understands me

I am a little bit pissed off that Simon from F&C looks like Xavier bc that has been Xavier's design for 2 years at least, probably a little longer. I'm just always paranoid that people will make fun of me for like, not being creative enough to come up with my own original design when I DID. (Paranoia talking I know this isnt a realistic worry)

[mage-ical-character-person]

Watering him

Dude why would you say that I thought you were cool??

[leafosgossip]

It's been a while since I saw anything piñata related! I'm glad to see you guys. So, let's start strong! Anybody got a crush on someone over there? I want all the juicy bits!