#do you think theyd be friends i feel like theyd be the bestest of friends

[freshmeatz]

[trickstergemini]

the bestest friends!!! they do a dancey dance

me n MY bestest friend @unoriginal-and-dumb being sillay on the blox last night…… we like these 2 so MUCH……..

sharing some of our headcanons we thought up with our big brains for kasper and lampert under the cut (most of them r mainly lampert related)

wiki says lampert was formed in a factory but it doesn’t say he was brought to LIFE in a factory. we hc that kasper “made” lampert as a child because he was lonely in ikea and had no friends. he drew a face on a lamp and the next day it turned into a boy yippee. they grew up together as best friends

kasper originally named lampert lamper, cause his name is kasper and he just replaced the kasp with lamp. when he came to life lampert was like no i think its lampert, not lamper and kasper was like ok 👍😁

they liked to play cars on the car play rug in ikea. kasper liked to race and crash them and lampert liked to send in the police and ambulance for cleanup. theyd play that over and over again it never got old

when they would play outside, they liked to set up things to look really pretty (like a nice stick and leaf house or dress up a really pretty doll) and then set it on fire with a magnifying glass (lampert liked the first part, kasper liked the second part)

kasper is korean-american and he had slightly lighter hair as a kid

both them ace and specifically lampert ace aro and specifically like romance and sex repulsed ace aro like if you stand too close to him he freaks out imagine if someone were to kiss him that would not fly. romance and sex r NASTY to him do not touch him

when lampert would hang out with kasper he would just stand very still in the corner of the room the whole time. not for any bad reason, he is just a lamp and does not see the need to do anything else than stand in the corner while he talks. when they hang out at ikea sometimes kasper starts talking to the wrong lamp because of this

lampert has a set list of facial expressions that show exactly how he feels. this is verging on not ok :) (his normal expression) this is not ok : ) or this : ( this is silly :] these are all fine :( :[ D: :D

lampert talks with a similar cadence to baymax snd also is politely blunt in the very autistic way. he states his opinion on something even if maybe its not a nice thing to say but he says it very politely (when eating food someone made for him that he really doesnt like: “i dont think i will be finishing this, it does not taste good. thank you! goodbye”)

[selfdiagnosedeyemotif]

may I ask you about my best friend ophilia clément for the character thing…….

How I feel about this character:

my favouritest most specialest girl ever... i love her so much you dont understand i have a problem.

All the people I ship romantically with this character:

just prim! im not much of a multishipper (or, quite frankly, a shipper at all), so i fear that all of my answers to this question will be a touch boring.

My non-romantic OTP for this character:

therion feels like a cop-out. OBVIOUSLY she and therion would be the bestest of buds. however i do think the two of them also work really well as a trio with tressa. theyre really the only two octogangers that had normal-ish childhoods and im curious to see how'd theyd bounce off of each other.

My unpopular opinion about this character:

ophilia chapter two is much better than people give it credit for. ive always liked the specific choice of having the player fight a boss called Hróðvitnir, better known in most media as the wolf Fenris, in the specific chapter tied to archbishop josef's death. ophilia's is a story tied (in theory, albeit not always in practice) very much to death, and having a boss thats literally The Final And Greatest Death as described by norse legend is just too fitting.

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon:

further discussion of the fact that ophilia "devout churchgirl" clement has taken a life. like the formatting of octopath is literally designed such that it is not able to do that, since mattias couldnt have been anything but the final boss of ophilia's story, but i just wish there could have been something on it. how does she feel about it? is she guilty? does she hold herself responsible for it? does she think she could have saved him? we'll never know.

[spikeinthepunch]

Well, I didn't expect to be sitting down an deciding to write a lengthy personal post about the app, Vent. But its shutting down for good in literally two days. If this was any other situation where it slowly just became inactive but stayed up, I wouldn't mention it. But an app shutting down for good is a big deal, and I'll cross my fingers that I get sent the data I requested.

Vent is an app I feel like everyone seems to be aware of but left and forgot after its boom in 2016-2017. no one really says that they use it, most left it after that period. its pretty well known for weird and absurd kin posts and drama and other nonsense. having been on it since it launched, i saw... so much. so so much.

Having gotten to it around age 16, that app houses a huge amount of personal posts I made on an app I considered the best place to dump some of the most private, venty things. Boy does it catalogue a huge series of development and mental growth. And above all stands as a lesson to myself on how to manage such personal things around others online. What is to be said isn't me forcing a lesson on the reader, but just expressing what I learned- because in those teenage years it was easy to want to have all my online friends involved in seeing my vent posts. That Age on tumblr, that culture around validation and mental illness- I wanted validation and post interactions. I vented a lot, teen years sucked- this seemed fine to do from my unaware mind but it caused so much tension, stress, and drama in my closest relationships that I still wish hadnt occurred- but can accept that behavior years later... i was just a teen, it wasn't surprising. Getting your bestest friends in a private closed circle of venting is not as good of an idea as you'd want it to be, to say the least. Especially when you're teens and dont have therapy.

But that is to say- Vent became its best to me when I closed it off entirely to everyone except for one good mutual I had gained purely through Vent, and eventually one key IRL friend. Me, two other people. That was it. It turned into a diary for years after I chose to do that and it had been very useful for me. One or two people I didn't mind getting a glimpse into things, especially after i matured and learned to...better control and understand how to vent in a healthier way. It was somewhere I went to maybe once a month, maybe less frequently, to just... throw out a huge post documenting my feelings and important thoughts from the last many weeks. Great big summaries I'd have no energy to split up into a priv twitter thread, or post on public blogs.

Growth. So so much growth. So much in all those posts and all that time. Almost 8 years of my incredibly personal thoughts sit on that app and it sucks knowing that place will be gone for good. There could be a miracle but it seems unlikely.

For those never on the app, or stopped using it ages back- Vent has been a mess for a long time. It has gone through various changes in hopes of keeping it alive- for years its just been all over the place. It barely functions most times. It's been limping for years now and it was always a joke to me that it hadn't gone down yet. It seemed inevitable- and here we are! Gone on the 28th of Feb, and it was only stated a few days ago. And theyd been promising they had an alternative..

Losing things like this sucks, because it is a part of the internet. People love to say nothing truly goes away on the internet- and thats just not true. Time and time again we lose apps and websites with no backups or way to view them reliably. Newer age technology makes this especially harder to preserve. While I and others have requested our data, there will be hundreds if not thousands of accounts left to vanish after Vent shuts down, especially given the incredibly short notice.

So, RIP Vent, you were already dead for some years anyways. But I appreciate what I made of it and its a shame I can't think of any place where I could keep this kind of diary up still.

[laurenbanasik]

A wholesome meme, and I changed my lockscreen to a desert because my phone is DRYYYYY AS FUCKKKKING HELLLLLL. I rarely get contact from those I love because they’re far away and I’m p sure they have a secret group chat without me in it to make things easier without having to worry about inviting me since I live so far away and don’t want to burden me with not being able to spontaneously hang (which breaks my fucking heart but oh well 🙃) and if I’m wrong I suppose my extreme social paranoia has WON YET AGAIN OOOOPPPPSS. Well I’m emotionally overwhelmed and drunk so here’s another rant on how my life sucks and how I have such an issue telling other people about it because, due to years and years of emotional neglect, I have an INCREDIBLE INABILITY to confide in others healthily HAHAHHAHA. S/o to anyone who deems me a valid human being and god forbid chooses me for a friend.

Anywho, I’ve FINALLY realized why I fucking HATE to see my only friends hangout without me. MAYBE. JJJJUUSTT MAYBE, it has to do with the fact that the last time I saw my old high school friends (the 3 I held closest to my heart and confided everything in) hanging out without me on social media was also the same day they yote me out of their lives forever... More detail? I thought you’d never ask!! How kind of you to care about my innermost traumas and allow me to express myself, seeing as I’m an incredibly open book about my sorrows. Having anyone listen to them and make me feel like a person worthy of love and care despite my many faults is something that NEVER FUCKING HAPPENS to me anymore due to me not opening up, not having the emotional availability to, or I’m just SO SO SICK OF BURDENING MY LOVED ONES WITH THE SAME SAD SHIT OVER AND OVER AGAIN THAT IVE JUST SWALLOWED MY INNERMOST DEMONS TO AVOID FURTHER CONTAMINATION OF MY LIFES ONLY LIGHT AKA MY FRINDS WHO THINK IM FIIIINNNEEE. FUN FACT IM FUCKING NOOOTTTT !!!!

Anyways, it was the tail end of my senior year in high school and my 3 closest and bestest friends in the whole wide world.... posted on Snapchat that they’d met up, without me, and were doing some bs cutsey bff forever Pinterest bullshit. I asked why I wasn’t there , and they proceeded to mock me via social media and kindly let me know I was no longer their friend by dancing to the hook of “I don’t Fuck With You”. Visciously @-ing meover snapchat. I cried. And cried. And fuck it had an AWFUL panic attack because I had ABSOLUTELY NO GODDAMN Clue what was happening. I was Confused. Hurt. Lost. AND I had no idea what I did wrong. (I later learned it was because someone said that someone said that I Apparently said something mean about them. It wasn’t true but, hey, it’s probably because I’m SUCH a horrible friend, and SUCH a cunt that it was apparently SOOOO believeable that IT completely negated anything I could’ve said in my defense. Adding to my extreme social paranoia I hold near and dear to me to this day, that’s often exploited in most social interactions I have which has made me an almost total recluse! THANKS ABBIE, KOURTNEY, AND BRIDGETTE! FUCK IT ADD JESSICA AND KASEY IN THERE TOO ECWN THOUGH THEYD NEVER CALL ME THEIR FRIEND IN ANY HEALTHY CIRCUMSTANCE HAHA ! YAYYYY TORMENTORS !!!) .....

And that was the last I ever really had contact with them. My only friends throughout some of the most pivotal years of my life. One I talked out of suicide and self harm, another I assisted with confidence and general love and support, and I tried to be there for the third as best I could, but she was a typical badass so I just enjoyed her company. My high school friends. I gutted them out of my heart as best I could. Forgot all of the AMAZING times we’ve had. A great portion of my memories in high school were tossed out along with their presence in my life to make the pain go away. A huge part of me died that day ... and nobody knew about it.

So, now, whenever I’m excluded I’m immediately put back into that void of confusion. What did I do wrong ? Did I hurt them? Why am I not there ? Do they think that little of me? Do they know how much I love them? Do I care for them more than they do for me? Is this a healthy friendship? Do they really think I’d rather be anywhere than with them? Should I just cut them out of my heart now to be ready for eventual betrayal ? Do I cut them out of my soul despite how much I’ll bleed? Haha , Yeah. I know.... it’s tucked up and Toxic as all hell. But, I can’t even begin to imagine a conversation with anyone about their attempt to help me with THAT problem. Or any other problems resulting from that. And, a couple days ago... id met up with a friend I’ve had since middle school. Someone who I loved my life side by side with until college. Someone Who saw that entire exchange, and who is still friends with those who (knowingly/unknowingly) tormented me to the point of breaking all through high school in the most demented,confusing, and underhanded ways you can imagine. I told that story to her, because she never knew how me and my 3 friends drifted so far away from each other. She had JUST heard about ALL of that for the FIRST time in nearly 4 years. And she believed me.... The whole situation of my downfall as a respected senior at Euclid High School. A girl who I’ve shared more than half my life with at the time ... and it was invisible to her. Wild.

I have broken apart an old piece of myself. Analyzed every detail, despite how much each part made me bleed. These old shard rip open old scars. It’s nothing new. I’ve been living in confused, isolated pain for YEARS. You really think this will break me? .... I mean I’m already very much broken. I mean, look at me, I’m venting on tumblr 🙃😒🙄. I just keep making shifty shelters out of the broken pieces of myself, just waiting for the next wolf to blow me down. I may be living in fear and paranoia, but I’m still standing....... aren’t I ?

[shebz]

I FEEEL LIK IM GONNA IMPLODE MY HEAD IS UNRAVELING IM DEVOLVING IM SO DESPERATE FOR SOMEBODY TO TALK TO HGRNRNRNGHTHG IM GONNA BLOW UP IM FREAKIN OUT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IM TRYING TO LISTEN TO PIANO MUSIC TO CALM DOWN BUT ITS SO EMOTIONAL AND EVERYTHINGS GETTING CLAMMED UP IN MY HEAD AND IM TRYING SO HARD TO THINK THINGS THROUGH ON MY OWN BUT I CANT COME UP WITH ANY SATISFYING SOLUTIONS AND IM SO UPSETETETETTTTTIJT IT FEELS LIKE EVERYBODY HATES ME BUT I DONT KNOW HOW TO BE LESS HATEABLE WYH DO I AHVE TO BE SO EASY TO HATERYTETETETETE

okay,, LETS PUT IT THIS WAY

Imagine you’re a good friend, which I’m sure you are, and your bestest closest friend comes up to you and says, “You are annoying, creepy, and think you’re always the victim.” DOESNT TAHT CLEARLY MEAN THEY HATE YOU!:?;!?;

I think my best friend hates me and now i dont know how to act around thema dn im all self conscious and worried i mena like if they hate me so much why do they even talk to me ,?;!? Is it out of pity!;?;!? If I were a good friend, they wouldn’t say that to me..,., so I must be a terrible terrible horrible friend who deserves it,.,;:, but if I really am, I’d prefer if they stopped being friends with me. SEE IM ALSO UPSET BECAUSE IVE BEEN FRIENDS WITH THIS PERSON FOR 13 YEARS

Our friendship is starting to mirror my ex friendship with my past best friend, whom is currently my only exfriend. I don’t cut people off often, and I’m rarely upset or angry with other people, but I hate my ex friend because they made me feel like garbage..: and now my 2nd ever best friend is doing the same thing so im pretty sure its me and now im all scared of getting to know people because its the people closest to me taht hurt me the most nrvhrvtb everyone says its my fault so surely it is but idk how to fix it i just dont wanna talk to anybody anymore because i wanna save them the trouble of having to associate themself woth me and im afraid of messing up or being stupid or annoying or creepy or being hated or accidentally blaming them for smth because i reEEAALALLY do hate making other poeple feel bad for things so i try to GURHRH KRHRKV IM JUST SO hgrntnnt i just wanna be a good friend but i and i wanna try harder but to what extent would it be okay to give up while still having been a loyal and dedicated friend? I want my friends to know I appreciate, and I want them to appreciate me too but aaaabaabvacscrhfv i feel so complacent and i hate being that way it feels like my problems are so small but theyve been eating me up inside and i keep trying to push them off and then i keep making mistakes and im just so overly sensitive over everything its so stupid i dont know how to act at all am i victimizing myself? Am i wallowing in self pity!;? Welle by every definition, i am, but isnt that too cruel!;?;! When would it ever be okay to talk abt my feelings or what makes me sad!;?;!?4! If someone came to me and told them all their problems id be happy because its flattering to know that they trust in you enough to talk to you abt it, especially if you, yourself, have trouble talking abt your own problems and know how hard it is to find someone whos trustworthy.. And thats the kind of person i wnana be…,., someone whos reliable and loyal no matter what.,, but i think its backfiring because my mom says when you act that way, people will misunderstand and think they can stomp all over you and youll still be there…,., but i wanna hope that peopel arent like that.. that theyre kind, forgiving, and appreciative:,: and sometimes i think to myself and wonder what my friends would think if they knew what i felt like, or what i think abt, and this sort of stuff, and i think theyd laugh and think i was silly or bratty and,:,;,;

ANWBENRHJTB IM JUST SO UPSET WYH DO PEOEL KEEP HATING ME AM I REALLY THAT TERRIBLE!3?!;?; even typing it out here doesnt help get it off my chest anymore.. all it really does is help me remember why i have every reason to be upset so i wont forget why i was angry like i usually do,,,;

[04091657]

02/(17+18)/17 (time skip!)

couldnt even do my assignment lol cus the wifi so bad and now im out of time….. and i still want to sleep but the chair is so uncomfy haha. they have kimi no nawa (your name.) on the plane and i really want to watch it but im just going to sob my whole way through. i want to rewatch it with you! i love you. i miss you. i hope youre sleeping well

just watching gossip girl cus only asia netflix has it haha, the episodes im watching are all sooooo sexual and it just makes me think of you, god im so horny rn lol i just want to eat you out til u cum cus ive never done that before ): but i should make u cum whilst eating u out cus thats daddys job you know haha gota make my lil girl feel good too

our floor is so clean or wtv i legit slipped when i walked out of the bathroom haha my keyboard is here and my first thought was im gona open this on videochat w jessie and then i got really sad lol

god this is actually painful i miss you so much lol

my mom just saw the scars u left me, and the entire time i just wanted to tell her it was cus you were scared bc i abandoned u, ur just a scared lil girl you know i know you didnt mean to do that to me i know you dont like that person even tho its you i know you cant control it. but really no use explaining that to my mom bc she really wouldnt understand you know. anyways i really want to smoke but i cant lol. i miss you so much. your post made me feel very inspired for you, im really happy for you honestly, though you may feel lost you still know what you want in life. i dont even know what i want except for you haha. its so humid here i think you’d wash ur face every hour if you were here. i bought the mini food sets that we played w before, i bought a sushi one and another one that ive never tried. excited to play them with you on march 1st! hope youre eating well my love.

cant stop replaying our phone call this morning in my head, your voice is so soothing baby it calms me so much. i just keep watching videos of you haha we’re sooooo cute. i hope youre not crying as much as before, i hope you didnt cry when i hang up bc god last time when you did i bawled haha. i love you my love, love you to the moon and back, and to pluto then back, to the edge of the universe and back, love you til the end of the world baby girl.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aQJ8bJj1XIs bees are so hardcore man haha you my honeybee

i miss nami and prince, i wish they couldve met, i think they wouldve been the bestest of friends. prince would need time to warm up to her but theyd most definitely be the bestest of friends just like us

https://www.facebook.com/MetroUK/videos/1220893781279241/

https://www.facebook.com/FallonTonight/videos/10155083724833896/ baby look at the lil armadillo 😍😍

ugh just so many things i wana show u everyday lol but can u get a cat and name him killua and i can get you this https://www.facebook.com/LADbible/videos/3105940529453116/

love, dont forget to compliment yourself once a day. lets also throw in something that you were proud of yourself for doing, no matter how mundane the task may have seemed! washing your face is a true task and something you should most definitely be proud of. anyways, ill do it this challenge with you. one attractive trait about myself is that i can make (most) people laugh. today i am proud of myself because i ate a lot of food at lunch today, and i also had breakfast, and i think im going to get dinner too. yay for not just eating one meal a day! your turn love!