#do you think there's chicken in it?

[harocat]

I have a theory about gen z and millennials, so please help me out with this poll.

Please make sure to vote as to whether you got vaccinated as a child or not, if you did not get chicken pox. Take care, spread this around, and vaccinate your fucking kids. Poll is not exclusive to any country. Vote no matter where you're from.

[mandy-malady]

[podcast-hemocytoblast]

What if when Michael got Distortioned he/they/it/(?) had just kept showing up to work? Imagine Gertrude comes into the archives and finds a bunch of paperwork filled out in yellow highlighter and folded into impossible shapes, and then Michael-Distortion just walks into the room door-style and sits down at his work computer so it can email Gertrude a phishing scam.

[artsideblogofsorts]

We sure do, Ralph!💙 Happy Succulent Saturday everybody!!~

[fuumiku]

It was Maid Day today yesterday a week ago so I got struck by inspiration to draw the worsties, and it ran away from me into a whole AU where they’re coworkers at a maid cafe. She’s a med student & this is just a part time job, and this is his depression job while he gets his life back together. He needs something he can be workaholic about to forget what it’s like having a personal life and personal issues. He’s actually the accountant, but the new hire janitor (Izutsumi) doesn’t show up for half her shifts and is a sloppy worker, so he gets the extra work of doing her job on top of his because he’s undervalued and overworked. Of course, janitors also have an uniform to keep the aesthetic cohesion as they go about cleaning the place, of course.

Senshi’s the part time cook you only see slivers off, he’s kind and warm when you do see him and have a chat but most shifts he’s in and out the kitchen without a trace. Laios and Falin are regulars because Falin and Marcille are besties & in the same med school, Laios accompanies Falin as she visits her friend at work and gets hooked on the food. Chilchuck has to remind Marcille to work instead of chatting with Falin for an hour, and next thing he knows she’s distracting him from work too. That’s it that’s the AU. Inspired by this idol AU fanart a bit <3

This was not meant to be birthday gift but well…… Happy bday Chil!!!

Read from left to right

[black-and-yellow]

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

vaggie meeting her girlfriend's fallen angel dad while her demon girlfriend is still in the dark about HER being an angel left in hell- listening to him gush over finally having something in common with his estranged daughter (liking girls)

meanwhile, VAGGIE KNOWS that dating her just shows how much charlie is like her demon m o t h e r lilith and Can. Not. Tell. Her future father-in-law just how much THEY have in common instead-

How did she get through this. how did they all unpack this later on.

lucifer walks up after seeing 'maggie' with her regained angel wings, summons a tweaked copy of his own top hat and puts it on her head like YEAAAAAH!! DAD AND SOMEDAY DAUGHTER IN LAW MATCHING TRAUMA!!! while charlie just stares blankly at them from the background, her short depressed formerly estranged angel dad and her short self-hating recently only close personal relationship angel girlfriend, connecting waaay too many dots- blinking and then YEEETING all that out of her head until her mom starts answering her calls again so she can have a buddy to start processing all THAT with

[fumifooms]

Chilchuck analysis speedrun: As a hardworking half-foot who grew up poor and discriminated against and had his gullibility taken advantage of multiple times in his early adventuring days, Chilchuck thinks optimism is a dangerous flaw. He’s stressed and strict all the time because his job is noticing details like traps that could get everyone killed before anyone knows it, he takes the lives of everyone to be on his shoulders, and with the way he speaks about it that probably partly reflects how he felt about taking it upon himself to provide for his family too. His life’s always been pretty centered around work and has become even moreso now that his wife left and everyone is independent, and due to past events he’s very iffy with bonding with coworkers. He thinks feelings and job are a disaster mix. Like with his wife or with parties hiring him as sacrifice, being open or having good faith is vulnerability which can get you hurt, so he processes and shows all his stress as anger instead of worry. Doing strict dieting probably isn’t helping the irritability what with hunger, and on top of being a hunger suppressant alcohol might be the main stress reliever he has.

His grey hairs are so earned

[makenna-made-this]

BAWKtober Day 17 - Cryptid Hunting

Something is afoot!

[blenselche]

my husband made a thing because i turn into a shaky, terrified chihuahua every time someone that gets 5k+ notes on their posts rbs something of mine. This is my DNI list now lmao.

[leghorned]

went on a 50 year slut hiatus but he's back with a vengeance

[spiltcandycoatedpunkblood]

so was that legitimately fake outrage at Watcher being "greedy capitalists" that people are now gonna go watch the try guys who are doing the exact same thing?? where's the outrage at their wealth and how they spend their money? why does Keith get people just watching him eat at expensive restaurants, but it's terrible seeing Steven go to expensive restaurants to eat food? it's got nothing to do with "the try guys did it better!!!" it's the fact that you got so outraged because of how much the economy is in shambles and people can barely afford food, let alone another streaming service, and now suddenly it's a great thing seeing the try guys be able to improve their situation with one!! I thought the whole point was that we didn't need another one!! what is it???

it's just obvious that they've both done similar things, but people are taking more issue with the creators of colour for daring to grow and move forward. EVEN AFTER THEY ALTERED THINGS AND GENUINELY APOLOGISED even whilst being fucking eviscerated online. and instead of being helped and understood by their white friends, they get fucking shaded by their friends with a sofa joke and "not to name names" bullshit

what is it with people of colour being left in the dirt by their white friends and/or costars???

[acesgroupchat]

My toxic trait: sometimes (frequently) when Brennan Lee Mulligan says a bird fact, I think "that's not a very good bird fact literally everyone knows that."

And then I remember that I have duck-based Christmas traditions. So my experiences are not universal.

I still think the chickens-swallow-rocks thing is common knowledge tho so! A poll:

[teddybeartoji]

toji is so dad sometimes it's so hot

[tomwambsgans]

greg said actually i wanna take YOU out and I'M gonna pay for it

[fimbry]

Ok so I did paint and finish the loach but THEN, MY VARNISH WAS BAD. So I'm redoing it.

Also he has friends now and I love the corydoras.