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[johnwickb1tsch]

The Girl Next Door - X

A Constantine x FemVampire!Reader (feat John Wick!) fic based on this imagine. all chapters warnings: nsfw, blood, biting, violence divider by @animatedglittergraphics-n-more gif and pics from pinterest

he tastes like candy, he’s so beautiful -Awful, Hole 🤘

10. little bird

Wick says nothing more, just holds your gaze, and again you feel like the floor is going out from beneath you. You’ve become accustomed to your cooler body temperature, but now for the umpteenth time tonight you feel hot beneath the collar. 

“It’s…just a coincidence.” 

“Surely.” He smirks at you, laughing at you, deep down.

Asshole. 

One extremely fine, extremely dangerous, asshole. 

Glaring at the two of you eye-fucking eachother, Constantine clears his throat. “Are we trying to find don Juan or not? Otherwise, I should get to Midnite’s.” 

You look to John. Despite the energy you’d shared with him, he still has dark circles under his eyes, still seems just this side of fragile. You remember how much blood you had to take from him last time, to call up that much excess power, that it just felt like you were floating above your corporeal body. You’re not sure he can spare it, now. If you sent him to an early grave with blood loss you know you would walk yourself right out into the sun. 

On the other hand, there is Wick, robust, full of blood, and who you wouldn’t feel guilty at all about taking down a peg or two. His smile widens as he notices you assessing him like a piece of meat, his powerful body sprawled in the rickety old chair–maybe he wouldn’t be so smug, however, if he knew exactly what you were thinking. 

“Depends,” you answer John. “Will you let me in, or are you going to keep stonewalling me?”

“I’m not exactly in the habit of leaving my aura hanging wide open. It leads to bad things in my business,” he grumbles. 

You suppose, considering his occupation, that’s understandable. But you also think he’s making excuses to shut you out.  

“Uh huh.” 

You cross the cracked linoleum floor to him. He’s so tall that you’re nearly eye to eye, even with him sitting, and even though you already fed once tonight, just looking at him like this kindles that insatiable hunger in your belly, a lick of desire that curls in you like smoke from an opium pipe. Heady. Wonderful. Addictive. Shields up or not, you know he feels it too in the bond between you, his lips parting with a gasp, his pupils dilating to turn his dark irises purest black.  

He takes your hand, and the energy that ignites between you as his long fingers slide into yours fills the dilapidated room with something bright and charged. It even makes Wick sit up straighter in his chair. It feels like sunshine on your face, when you were still human, and you cannot suppress a sigh of enjoyment. 

They both seem surprised when you hold out your other hand to Wick. “Come here.” The vampire hunter obeys, his footsteps heavy and deliberate as he approaches, his presence a solid line of warmth at your back.  

With an almost quizzical look, Wick takes your hand. His fingers are calloused, and strong, and his touch feels like a live wire gripped in your hands. Reincarnated sweethearts or not–your magic likes him, and you think you can work with that. 

Constantine’s frown as he watches this exchange is thunderously contemptuous.  “We gonna sing kumbaya now, baby?” he gripes at you. 

“No. We’re going to find don Juan, and Mr. Wick here is going to cut off his fucking head. Got a problem with that?”

You see the corner of his mouth tick for the barest second, his only indication of mirth before he throws himself wide open to you, and the mingled energies of these two powerful men rips through you like an electric shock. 

♰♰♰

Maybe John Constantine is ill, but you were a fool to think him weak. One mouthful of blood taken carefully from his wrist is so power-charged you practically see stars. It’s possible that adding Wick’s rich blood to the cocktail nearly renders you drunk, so giddy you think you might hover physically off the ground. But the two men on either side of you keep you anchored, vying even now in their holds upon you. 

It’s funny, maybe, that you thought it would keep things tame, drinking from the wrist. But there is an agonizing tension amidst the three of you, unsatisfied lust and painful longing. It all adds a particular spice to this conjuring you work as the focus between them, and you are able to rise with barely a thought this time.

It’s more familiar, this second time you wander through the minds of the city, and you are more careful as you sift through them like grains of rice, in search of that one poisoned seed. You think you are successful more than once, before realizing they are just don Juan’s awful progeny, but not the original root of that particular brand of evil. 

You are surprised, when in your wandering you encounter Angela, the detective John Constantine so secretly fancied. She is in her apartment, working at her laptop. There is a glow of such goodness about her that is rare to find in humans. Her aura is practically a halo, it shines so bright. She is warm, and smart, and strong, and it’s no wonder John likes her, you think to yourself sadly. 

You probe a little deeper, finding that at this moment she is thinking about John. She likes him too, though she’s puzzled as to why. That is a feeling you understand all too well. She must feel your presence, looking up as though there is something in the room with her, reaching out to put a hand on her service issue Glock on the desk next to her. She’s already had quite a scare after her first encounter with real demons, and guiltily you back off, not wanting to upset her.  

You are about to give up your search, feeling that you have stretched yourself to the limit, when at last you sense him. That seething, cloying dark energy that follows don Juan like a cloud. You are more cautious in your approach this time, keeping your distance as you observe him. It seems he retreated north into the mountains, to a chic but almost quaint little house tucked into the hillside. He sits beside a glittering swimming pool, smoking and brooding. The moment you sense him turning your way you retreat, returning to your body, too quickly perhaps. 

It’s disorienting, after being weightless, to wrangle with your flesh and bones, like it’s hard to get all the pieces of you to mesh back again. You would have fallen, if not for two pairs of strong hands steadying you. You lean back on a broad chest. Constantine is before you, you recognize, which makes the imposing wall behind you still Wick. You are either the luckiest girl in the world, or you are cursed. You still haven’t decided which yet. 

“Back off,” snarls Constantine to the dhampir, pulling you into his arms. 

Wick growls, and you can't help but feel like the bone between two cranky dogs. You really shouldn't be enjoying it so much.

“Are you alright?” 

You think you’re fine, but you’re tired. You didn’t travel that far, last time, or search with such purpose in mind. It took a lot more energy than you thought it would.

“He’s in Laurel Canyon,” you whisper against Constantine’s chest. “North end. A little cottage with stone facing, clay tile roof. There’s a bronze statue of horses out front.” You think back, and realize you even remember the house number. You manage to say it out loud before the room starts to spin. Are you going to be sick? “I don’t feel good.” 

“I warned you,” grouses Constantine, even while his hand sits protectively on the back of your head. 

“She did well,” defends Wick. “This will save me time.” 

Sitting back down, Constantine pulls you into his lap, away from the dhampir. You hate to admit how good it feels to curl into him like a child who’s had a nightmare, his arms around you.   

“Great,” he snarks to Wick. “Feel free to go.”

Wick snorts in answer, still looking down at you. “Are you sure you’re alright?”

Reluctantly you nod against Constantine’s collarbone, closing your eyes. “I’ll be fine. Will you be fine by yourself?”

Wick laughs lowly at this, but not unkindly. “No worries, ptichka, no more flying around for you. I will give don Juan your regards.” 

“Please, kick him in the nuts for me,” you grumble. The thought of that awful vampire finally getting his comeuppance is darkly satisfying. 

“Would you like me to bring you his head?” 

“Ew.” 

Wick laughs, and you hear his footfalls as he crosses the kitchen to the crumpled vampire in the corner. You’d almost forgotten about the poor bastard. “I will see you soon,” says the dhampir, winking at you before dragging the informant out by his ankles. 

A strange quiet settles over the apartment, without the ominous dark energy of John Wick filling the room. 

You should be scared of him–but you kind of miss him.

“Alone at last,” grouses Constantine, his hold on you tightening. 

You laugh a little, snuggling into the bend of his neck. You start to feel better, sitting like this with him. His hand drifts to your thigh, tracing the hem of his shirt absently. “Was this really the only thing you could come up with to wear?” 

“You don’t like it, John?” you tease sleepily. 

“I like it a lot. For my eyes only.”

“Hmm. I think that’s something only a boyfriend gets to say,” you dare ripost.

He snorts in answer. “If I was your boyfriend, would I get to tell you what to do?” 

“No.” 

“Yeah, that’s what I thought.” He coughs, and only a beat later do you realize it was a laugh. 

 But then he can’t help but ruin the moment: 

“I thought the dhampir was your new boyfriend, Miss I’ll come visit you in New York,” he complains in an insulting falsetto.  

You, in turn, just roll your eyes. “Excuse you, but I saved you from getting your head lopped off. You’re welcome, by the way.” 

Then, he has to go and turn serious on you. “Baby, when I’m gone–” You whine, hating hearing him say it aloud, but he talks over you. “It’s going to happen, y/n. You’ve got to accept that. And when it does, you cannot take up with him. He is bad news. Call it…my dying wish.” 

You’re smart enough to bite down on your first response, which is, ‘he doesn’t seem so bad.’  

It turns out you don’t have any reply at all, and he watches you with an intensity that makes you fear he can read your mind. You’re not sure why he takes mercy on you, saying more gently, “You can’t save him, sweetheart. Any more than you can save me.” 

You look down, because his laser-like gaze is too much, even for you. 

Part of the reason you want to get this thing solved so badly is because you hope you can save him. Maybe with the help of modern medicine, and your own combined magic…something might work out. Buy him some time, at least. He already seems better, after finally letting you into your bond earlier that night. 

Maybe he’s resigned, but you haven’t completely given up hope. 

“I just…want to get this thing resolved,” you admit. “So you can rest.”  

He lifts one of those angular dark brows, clearly thinking that the only rest waiting for him is the permanent kind. But he doesn’t insist again that you accept the inevitable truth of his demise. Sometimes, when you care about someone, you let them get away with those little lies that keep them sane through the day to day grind of life. Maybe he realizes that you need this, so that you don’t run down the street screaming at God and anyone else unfortunate enough to get in your path.  

“Sure, honey.” He surprises you again, when he presses a tender kiss to your forehead. “I’m going to put you to bed, and I have to go to Midnite’s.”

You know the kittenish sound that escapes your lips sounds ridiculous. “Let me go with you.”

“You’re wiped out. Stay here and rest.” 

“No.” You sit up, feeling a little better. Tired, but better. 

“Yes,” he insists, narrowing his eyes at you. 

“I’m just going to follow you, if you try to leave me here.” 

“For once, can you not be so stubborn when I’m trying to protect you?” 

Your lips dance as you try to suppress a smile, lifting an eyebrow. “I could ask the same thing of you?” 

Another exasperated growl escapes him, and your heart sings when he pulls you into another kiss, that golden rope between you pulsing with energy, singing with light. He pulls back to look at you, his pupils blown wide. You wonder if it occurs to him, that this could be his last chance to be with a woman, if things outside this crumbling apartment do not go well. Or maybe, just maybe, he finds you as irresistible as you find him. Either way, when he tangles his long fingers in your hair and kisses you again, you are all too ready to lean in. 

You’re not sure how it’s possible, that this man simultaneously breaks your heart, and puts you back together again. 

When he stands with you in his arms you give a sound of protest, worried about the extra exertion.

“I’m fine, y/n,” he tells you with a rare gentleness that to you is precious as any gemstone. “I’ve got you.”     

He carries you to the bed in the next room, and you are more than happy to let him have his way with you. 

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*ptichka - little bird

[darethshirl]

soooo you know how when it comes to ask memes, normal people reblog the list and wait for others to send them asks? well. im not normal. I did THE ENTIRE LIST from here because… I’m mad with power? I guess? also I really really need to put some effort into characterising my poor bg3 ocs. and yep thats ocs plural!! I made a durge and didn’t bother to make a post for her here. so!! introductions!!

Cassiopeia, she/her. High Elf with the Noble background, Wild Magic Sorcerer. Chaotic Evil. Self-possessed with a calm outward demenour that belies her ruthlessness. Power-hungry (as is her right!!) and uncaring of how many people die in pursuit of her goals. Classy and graceful. Snooty. Loyal only to her friends and family, and she doesn’t have that many friends or family. Drawn to danger, and surprisingly cavalier about taking risks. But then again, why shouldn’t she be? She rarely faces consequences, and what her money can’t fix, her magic does.

Rin, she/they. Wood Elf, Spore Druid. Durge who resists! She’s been fascinated with death and decay ever since she was a little kid, and has been shunned as a weirdo ever since. Generally a quiet person who keeps to themself, she finds the beauty in everything, even the grotesque. But while she respects and appreciates death, she doesn’t actually like doing the killing… She’s only in act 1 so far but already she’s drowning in guilt and confusion. She’s not having a very good time at the moment, if she’s being honest. :(

(and yes theyre both romancing astarion 🤡 who else)

anyway!! let’s go! also I’m tagging @fadedsweater, @effelants, @roguelioness, @korcariiwitch and @potatowitch to do this too if they want to (yes the entire list if you have the strength!! I dare you!!) and any other hidden bg3 mutuals/followers I might have 👀

what do they smell like at their freshest? (and/or after a tenday. your choice)

Cassiopeia: Like a subtle spritz of jasmine perfume, just enough to notice but not to overwhelm. After a tenday she… still smells exactly the same, since she uses prestidigitation with impunity. No need to show any flaws when you can hide it all with magic!

Rin: Like grass and the faintest whiff of decay. After a tenday add some stale sweat, mud, and the metallic tinge of old blood.

what would their blood taste like to vampires?

Cassiopeia: Sweet and rich after a lifetime of good meals, with an aftermath of something tingly from her Wild Magic.

Rin: Her healthy lifestyle leaves her blood clear and refreshing, with an imperceptible fungal bitterness if she’s forgotten to dismiss her Spore form.

how would they kiss their LI?

Cassiopeia: In public? Proper and sweet little pecks. 😌 In private? She gets Bitey 😈

Rin: Whether in public or in private, she kisses the exact same way: arms around Astarion’s neck, eyes closed, with all her focus.

how do they sleep with their LI (what position, does one steal the blankets, is one too hot/cold, etc)?

Cassiopeia: She actually plonks down and falls into the Elf Trance pretty easily, so both she and Astarion are usually side by side in that meditation pose like weirdos 😂 Sometimes Astarion spoons her from behind in his sleep tho. She doesn’t mind.

Rin: Oh, she doesn’t sleep 🙃 Too dangerous. When she’s too exhausted to resist she basically curls into a tense tiny ball of a fetal position. She usually asks Astarion to watch over her in case she "sleepwalks" again, so he’s gotten into the habit of keeping a hand on her back.

what does their tent area look like? where do they prefer to pitch their tent (next to water, covered on three sides, etc)?

Cassiopeia: Always sets her tent by the shade. Sorry, did I say sets her tent? I meant her Mage Hands set her tent (she gets two cause she’s a sorcerer, Gale, and if that’s not proof sorcerers are the superior class she doesn’t know what IS.) She keeps the materials light and breezy, since she can always use her magic to warm the inside up if she needs to.

Rin: Under a tree OR next to a boulder OR under a tree and surrounded by boulders. The more closed-in and cozier the better. Also she genuinely doesn’t mind mud, so she might volunteer for the spot if no one else wants it.

if they had a set of dnd dice, what would they look like?

Cassiopeia: oooh this is a fun question 👀 I’d say her colour scheme is light blue ooor white/gold, so she gets a custom set made of lapis lazuli, and an opal one as back-up. All made with real gemstones, of course.

Rin: A set made of wood. She carved it herself!

do they collect anything (gems, bottles, keys, etc)?

Cassiopeia: No. Collecting things is for children.

Rin: She likes picking up cool rocks :) hasn’t had the time to look for any lately tho :(

if either, are they part of the astarion/gale book club (magic & literature) or the wyll/shadowheart book club (trashy romance novels)?

Cassiopeia: Ooooh definitely in the Gale’n’Astarion club. She waits for Gale to finish his verbal analysis essay only to respond with “I disagree.” She offers no further comment. Also she and Astarion like to make fun of any character making stupid decisions… according to them, of course.

Rin: She doesn’t actually like to read lol. She knows how to, she just… doesn’t really find it that fun, and it makes her head hurt if she reads too long. She doesn’t mind if someone reads out loud to her tho, and Wyll is usually the only willing to do it, so… trashy romance education, here we go!

if they had to be put in a “get along shirt” with a companion, who would it be?

Cassiopeia: It’s got to be Gale lol. Though really, he’s the one getting all up in a huff when Cassiopeia is surprised human wizards are actually good at magic. She’s chill. She’s not even picking a fight, she’s just stating that humans study magic for less time than elves so naturally they’re worse at being a wizard. That’s just common sense!

Rin: No one really. She’s too sad and quiet to pick arguments.

do they prefer speak with dead or speak with animals?

Cassiopeia: Speak With Dead baybeee 😎😎 She looks super cool doing it. Also fuck them dead people, they’ve got no rights.

Rin: As a druid she’s more or less obligated to cast Speak With Animals from the moment she wakes up. Just in case!!

what are their thoughts on clowns?

Cassiopeia: Pathetic. Unfunny. Food for the uncultured masses. If all clowns died out overnight nothing of value would be lost.

Rin: Clowns are fun! :) It’s always nice to bring some joy and laughter into the world.

their companions are gossiping about them behind their back! who is it and what are they saying?

Cassiopeia: “Okay but how rich do you really think she is?? Like patriar rich? Richer?? Also do you think she’s killed any of her servants. Like she seems the type to blast one with magic when displeased. Okay place your bets on how many servants she’s killed, starting bet is 500gp.”

Rin: “Hey, are they… okay…? They doesn’t look okay. 😐 I'm pretty sure they cried themself to sleep last night.”

what makes them laugh? what does their laugh sound like?

Cassiopeia: Astarion’s mean comments never fail to make her laugh. She has a restrained and surprisingly low laugh, coyly covering her mouth out of habit even when she’s in private.

Rin: She doesn’t have much to laugh about these days, but when something does surprise a laugh out of her it’s always full-bodied and earnest, making her eyes crinkle.

do they have any inside jokes among their companions?

Cassiopeia: She and Astarion share Looks ™ when the rest of the team is being too goody-goody. Also when they’re mocking an npc without bothering to open their mouths. Tadpole-to-tadpole communication baby!

Rin: She’s a bit too stressed with all the amnesia and accidental killing to make any jokes, inside or otherwise.

what’s the description of their camp clothes in the inventory menu?

Cassiopeia: Expensive, silky garments, tailor-made. The quality is unimpeachable. Might not be the best idea to traverse the wilderness in them, though.

Rin: Rough but sturdy homespun clothes. These were build to last. Ignore the suspiciously blood-like stain, that’s just spore residue. Probably. 

what’s the description of their underwear in the inventory menu?

Cassiopeia: The only thing smoother than this satin is the skin underneath it. For a classy, intimate night out.

Rin: Utilitarian but comfortable. A small R is hand-stitched at the back.

how do they celebrate their birthday?

Cassiopeia: Throws a huge and lavish full-day party with hundreds of guests at her mansion, with paid entertainment and vast amounts of alcohol. She swans around in her Designer Clothes (Faerun Edition) for like an hour before she fucks off somewhere private to do the fun drugs. And maybe bang someone. It’s her birthday, after all.

Rin: She doesn’t actually know when her birthday is 🙃 And even if she did the rest of her Circle wouldn’t really care.

what modern day tv show would they binge over a weekend? do they get their LI to watch with them?

Cassiopeia: askjdh okay I think she’d binge Succession and COMPLETELY miss the entire point of it 😂😂 Logan is like legit her favourite character and she hates the kids, she finds them annoying and frustrating. Like, just stop failing!! Just be smart and competent, and then your dad will love you! How hard can it be, jesus!

Rin: oh man her life is so sad that I think she’d curl up in bed and watch a sitcom like a zombie all day long. She just needs those few hits of laughter serotonin to give her strength, you know? 🥺 I haven’t watched enough sitcoms to choose one for her, maybe Friends?? She seems like she’d like Friends. Ross is her favourite.

do you have a playlist for your tav? if so, what’s the title + description?

I DO NOT 😭😭😭 I HAVE FAILED AS AN OC CREATOR LMAO. maybe if i ever make some I’ll come back here and edit it but lets be real im not gonna do that lol. thats not how i operate. i just put all the songs on my humongous unorgonised Favourite list and then never open that list ever again

if you were to try pickpocketing them, what would they be carrying?

Cassiopeia: Carrying things is for the plebs, darling. You might get a golden ring or two though, if you’re lucky.

Rin: Healing potions, some botany ingredients, also random daggers she keeps picking up and forgetting to sell. Don't think too hard about it.

[noemitenshi]

OH i love your thoughts, don't mind if I add mine hihi

troy chopping zombies arms off: absolutely you *are* a genius and it was hilarious watching that happen. also yes, i'm leaning towards 'he lied about killing alicia' too... maybe wishful thinking, who knows

the fucking name TRACY: yes hate it, still, still hate it so fucking much. and yes, no explanation is gonna help here unless i dunno the head injury fucked severely with his memories!?!? I think however I'll take tracy not being his bio daughter and already having that name when he met her as a possible explanation for future fics 😂🙃

agree that the whole 'tracy's mom' thing feels fanfic-y and not in a good way 😂😂 that's like the least imaginative thing they could come up with, if you ask me🙈🙈 (though VERY yes for Madison having killed her and I DO hope he means actually sliced her in half or shot her or caved her head in with the hammer and NOT was the indirect cause of her death 😈 (since, you know, they are interpreting the 'you took everything from me' etc *very liberally* so far - and don't get me started on everyone's faulty memory concerning s3 events. I mean yes it's been years so that could explain it but STILL so fucking jarring)

"so far everything I thought I'd be meh has actually been pretty good so it's very possible if that IS what's happened I'll still like it a lot but I want there to be more to it than that i think" quoting this one since i agree completely, nothing to add, just lots of furious nodding

Troy having a kid: Love it. Love the concept. Love the execution so far! (Also his kid going out during such a dangerous time bc she has never seen a tanker is such a Troy thing to do haha like yes, she's his). The way we see him show actual emotions once she's missing, the way he goes "I dont have time for this, Madison" bc now he's really done playing... we didn't get to see a lot of his true emotions in s3, just glimpses here and there. Mostly he was playing with people, trying to be as annoying as humanly possible. Which, don't get me wrong, super entertaining but yeah, makes it harder to know the real troy. So I'm soaking all that stuff up, feels like a treat! I do hope we get lots more of that.

absolutely losing it over "can't wrap my mind around him being a shagger" 😂😂😂 (I can't stop laughing). Ok so, yes, it's a bit difficult to imagine, especially bc Troy was so closed off emotionally in s3 (he did this weird thing where he appeared open, in his interactions with Madison and also with Nick (the "you stayed at the ranch bc you love me") for example, but it was another type of shield, I think, he used it to hide behind, paradoxically enough). And yeah, he def didn't have any type of uhm intimate experience. But I could see how being rescued may make it difficult to hide himself. Because it puts him in a super vulnerable position (physically). He's badly hurt, probably barely conscious - and wholly dependent on this person's goodwill. Probably not thinking he'll get it, not even entertaining this possibility and when he does, against all his expectations, it'll disarm him. Intrigue him. Which will inform his future interactions with that person. She'll have earned some trust in this or let's say... has earned interactions with him that aren't confrontational (his favorite thing behind which he hides haha) and also not glib (second favorite thing to hide behind. sometimes this one feels like *truth* or *openness* as indicated above). and she keeps defying his expectations in regards to hm exploiting his vulnerability (emotional this time). and then they'll have established a basis for a relationship. not saying it needs to be romantic from the get-go, of course. But Troy is known to fixate and I think in this case it would happen again. He does have a weakness for people that show him a modicum of respect/humanity after all... so yes he'd take to her like a puppy, I can see that happening, easily actually. (Personally I think this growing into romance would need to come from her cause I don't see Troy even being able to quite tell when he's in love with another person haha. And I guess them hanging out day and night will give them ample opportunity to get to know one another and also fall in love? Dunno I get bored thinking about the mechanics since it sounds so cliche, i mean the whole being rescued from the dam and then becoming a couple thing is... But it's not the most unbelievable thing). I have no idea what my point was XD probably that depending on how quickly after being rescued he became a dad i can see that actually happening. sure i'd like something more exciting and hey! maybe they'll surprise us but I'm not holding my breath. seems his wife/gf is just needed so he has new grievances with madison and also so tracy (ugh that name 🤢) can exist

ftwd 8.08 thoughts

the vibe here is basically 'i thought i'd hate it but actualy for the most part i stan'

- charlie shoulda been the character image for this ep, not luciana (love her tho and it's good to see her again)

- charlie surviving was something i felt was kinda unnecessary when I found out about it bc like, they got rid of so many characters in kinda meh ways but charlie had an easy death explanation right there that they coulda used but I actually love that she was brought back and only for a small amount of time tbh

like we get to see some great stuff with her - madison finding out she killed nick, troy talking to her about nick - but don't have to have her around for the rest of the season when we only have 4 eps left and an already large cast to give screen time

- I think charlie basically killing herself for the cause makes sense. like I dont feel like they had her kill herself bc they didn't know what else to do with her (tho I'm sure if she stayed alive they wouldn't have known what to do with her lmao)

- charlie defo looked too young and her hair was shit but I can forgive it for the good content

- the nick flashbacks :( I miss him

- was some drama on twt bc some ppl said kim dickens isn't the best actor and my two cents is they're kinda right sorry. she's not bad all the time but she's rarely absolutely incredible. she's probs the weakest actor of all our main characters and has been since the early days. I will say tho that the sometimes the meh dialogue doesn't do her any favours

- daniel saying how he's gonna strangle troy with his bare hands... ily king but plz don't do that 😭

- I love that charlie and luciana are basically daniel's daughters, love them all a lot

- already knew about nick's ashes from leaks and it was another thing I was a bit ??? about bc I felt like they were doing that for the sake of having a bunch of references in the final eps but I think they explained why they have his remains pretty well actually and it being part of why madison didn't stay pissed at charlie was good

- troy going around chopping off walker arms to make madison think she's seeing alicia everywhere is so 😭 like first of all I'm a genius bc I called it and second of all I said in that post that I thought it would be a bit silly but it kinda works actually. I hope the reason he's doing that is bc he lied about killing her (tho I can defo see him cutting arms even if he has actually killed her)

- the tracy stuff was the stuff I was most iffy on bc the idea of troy having a daughter and a significant other is crazy to me and I do still feel that way a little but I also loved the scenes about it a lot so.. I'm optimistic.

- something about seeing troy be genuinely worried about someone is great. I loved madison and troy both being out there while he was running around worried for his kid idk like something about him kinda dropping that 'I'm tough and in charge' thing for a moment while he was worried about tracy and while madison was literally right there with him is the shit I'm SO in this for like AHHH. need more of it

- troy's daughter being called tracy is still dumb as fuck and I don't think they're gonna be able to give an explanation for her being called that that makes it less dumb. (like even troy being the kid's adoptive dad and not biological dad and the kid was already born before he met the kid's mother would still be a stupid explanation bc what are the odds)

- I know troy said that tracy's mum is the woman who saved him but I really hope there's more to it than 'troy was saved by a woman, they fell in love and had a kid and then madison killed the mum at some point' like.. the madison killing the mum part is really interesting and I'm excited to know more (my initial thought a while ago was that she killed the mum when her and tracy were out somewhere and took tracy to padre but clearly tracy isn't with padre so now idk) but the other stuff feels very fanfic-y and not in a good way idkkkk

so far everything I thought I'd be meh has actually been pretty good so it's very possible if that IS what's happened I'll still like it a lot but I want there to be more to it than that i think

- I feel like I'm at such a weird point right now where I loved the tracy stuff we got in this ep and I'm very intrigued by who the mum and is and what happened to her but at the same time I'm like troy having a wife(?) and kid still doesn't fully track in my mind so I keep going back and forth on how I feel avout it 😭 I basically just can't wrap my mind around him being a shagger sorry idk how else to say that

actually seeing it play out will probs warm me up to it a lot more bc that's what's been happening so far. I think the main reason I still find it odd is just that it's hard to take the 12yr time gap into consideration like he's not s3 troy anymore yknow A LOT has happened since then and he's obviously older and has experienced shit (that I would kill for a ton more information on)

- looking forward to the next ep but currently it's screaming that troy won't be in it much/at all which is Sad but if that is the case I'd rather get that out the way sooner than later

[nattinatalia]

Urban Wyatt x Reader x Daughter Instagram AU

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cassiewyatt Fathers fashion style, but mothers music talent 🖤 ❤️‍🔥

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urbanwyatt 😎 yes to all of that

yourusername Some of his outfit decisions were questionable but he made it work.

urbanwyatt It worked if I pulled you.

yourusername Pulled? 🤮 🙄 What if I told you it wasn’t for your outfits ? 😉 👅 😋

cassiewyatt NO 🛑 STOP RIGHT NOW!!!!

alizemiaharlow You always have the best outfits 😮‍💨🤌🏼

cassiewyatt 🥰🥰

jackharlow You and Mia making music and putting out your EP in the same month, that shit pulls at my heartstrings. Proud of you both. Keep killing it!!!!!!

cassiewyatt Uncle Jack-Jack 🥺 thank you to aunt & my parents for always pushing Mia and I to follow our dreams, even if we kept changing them 100xs over and over again.

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cassiewyatt Arriving at the Harlow x Wyatt party reunion- yes that’s a thing 🪩 💃🏻

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ezharlow 📸 😏

cassiewyatt You’re just like my dad omg 🙄 yes photo creds to annoying ass Ezequiel 🧀

urbanwyatt Don’t compare me to this little shit

ezharlow This little shit used to be your favorite back in the day

urbanwyatt Used to, key word

yourbestiename Aww are you still mad that Ez and Cass have a thing???

urbanwyatt There is not a thing.

yourusername There is and there isn’t, turns out your daughter is just like you when it comes to dating. She doesn’t want commitment, but god forbid Ezequiel entertains another girl 🙃😂

urbanwyatt Atta girl

jackharlow May I remind you how that played out? For 3 years between you both????

urbanwyatt Oh 😤 yea that’s not happening.

alizemiaharlow My sexy baby 😍 🔥

cassiewyatt Where are you?? Pls tell me you’re already here? Save me from them!

alizemiaharlow 😂 I’m with the moms at the bar.

jackharlow ALIZE MIA HARLOW, you better not be drinking!!!

yourbestiename She’s not, relax she knows better. Cass, are you going to walk in or are you going to stand outside arguing with my son all night?

cassiewyatt 😳 How do you-nvm, yes omw

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cassiewyatt Doctors, he’s out again!!!!!!! when your dad thinks he can still hang 💀 he looks miserable right now.

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yourusername Cassandra te va regañar tu papá 😂😂😂😂 but yes, totally agree.

urbanwyatt Why are you picking on me now?

jackharlow LMAO 🤣

cozane Old man can’t hang anymore 🤣💀

urbanwyatt Says the one who passed out on the stairs after 6 shots.

alizemiaharlow Haha Nino Urby you definitely look like you broke out from a mental hospital 💀

ezharlow Because he did 😏

urbanwyatt Boy if you don’t get the fuck outta here!!!!!!! You coming for me when you’re trying to get with my daughter? NOOOO.

yourbestiename Leave my son alone, or I’ll tell them all the stories from Y/N and Miami.

yourusername Wait how did I get involved into this?

jackharlow He comes for our son, we tell your daughter how y’all really started your wonderful relationship 😉😂😂😂

ezharlow I want to know this. Tell us everything you know about him and tia 😈

yourbestiename Kid, we’re trying to make things easier for you. Don’t stir the pot, you’re just like @ druski2funnny

druski2funnny 😂😂😂

[sothischickshe]

#I'm relatively pro the show sinking the minnie ship...

....................................................

I.....................

I'm sorry but I can't let you say that

HOW DARE YOU????? 😱😱😱😭😭😭👀👀👀

Stdfghhtth, I mean i think it's a pretty clear statement 😂💅

Although this was in the context of: ...TO POINT OUT THAT NANNIE'S RIGHT THERE

I mean, I enjoyed the mick & annie dynamic, I err more towards enjoying/reading it as platonic, espec bc it initially had pretty big spares-pairing energy to me, but also and mostly bc annie/nancy IS THE otp 🤡

I'm deffo a multishipper at heart: you sold me on diannie, I sold myself on annie/the lady from Ben's school who was CLEARLY flirting with annie (are you😉 dating anyone😉 who could help pay😉😉), annie/Angela would have resolved the Kevin🔪🔪🔪🔪 stuff delightfully, I can easily be talked into annie/jt (they both need to sort their music taste out ooof), im probs more invested in annie & greggg platonically than anything else but they're kinda cute so go on and sell me, I was initially not that into annie/rhea but I will hear arguments, the short shrift paid to annie & Ruby's friendship in s4 turned me into a spiteful annie/Ruby shipper etc etc etc...

BUT! annie & Nancy's dynamic is so complex and layered and meaty 😭😭😭 Beth & rio had to do so much weird shooty kidnappy stuff to get NEAR their angst levels tbh! AND the thing that really bummed me out about s3 was the fallout from the annie-nancy-gregggg 🔼 being focused on annie + terrible therapist instead of the 🔼 itself really, but then s4 really did a lot to make up for that!! 😱🥰 There was so much annie-nancy content, & it was truly about them repairing their relationship, & that was NOT a magic wand fix, & the thread of their relationship felt like it was so important to Annie's growth, & I really did feel the need to go clown shoe fitting... Honk honk honk yknow

I did kinda feel like I could enjoy annie/mick as the beta couple vs beth/rio at some point in s4 (much chiller kidnappings; way less irritating convos; lady encouraged to eat food etc), especially after being beaten down by all the annie/terrible therapist & annie/Kevin content 🙃

While I think the choice to have annie & mick bond, and then mick ~betray her w/o explanation was kinda...odd, i don't think it's too difficult to fill in the dots. Say, nick has leverage over mick (potentially involving his kid), or (my fave) mick got increasingly annoyed at rio & Beth over the course of s3 & s4 and went full betrayal😈, ha. & I think annie + mick post canon resolution could be v fun, but equally i could be VERY into intensely mercenary (and only competent chess master!) mick ngaf 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️ (especially in combo with annie not clocking oh another MANipulation maybe???)

I think the fact that mick is working with nick is actually seeded in reasonably well across s4 (I mean why else is he available for middle of the night tagging or random intimidations etc etc), although rio himself apparently not noticing this fact is Wild/hilarious... Like, I'll fully believe he's too drunk to realise that mick is actually his nick-installed supervisor, sure 🍻🍻🍻

I deffo think the mick shooting Beth thing was kinda rushed (and her collapsing a bit of a lazy audience fake out) & the minorish impact of the shoulder wound would have worked better with Beth receiving the gut punch of Annie's arrest (though I can understand why they wouldn't want to end on that also). But overall I think my biggest issue is we don't really know where this rio-nick struggle for mick's affection/loyalty/whatever came from, or indeed what the fallout is?!

Tbh i initially read the blah blah he's not on your payroll any more as mick being dead, but actually it's probs funnier to assume that rio's response to a possible rat is swift murder vs his response to any actual violent betrayal is essentially a hat tip pgfghhhh

Overall, I'm just not that fussed about the annie/mick sinkage, maybe if mick had actually done me a solid and wounded doc whosit and/or terrible Kevin, I'd have it in me to care more 🤷🏼‍♀️ Idk that I think the show was actually writing towards annie/nancy endgame lmao (though leave me to my delusions 😂🎀🤡 ha) but through a certain lens it does feel like the show was trying to beat you over the head with the fact that annie/men was a terrible combo, and a storyline where annie came out ages after her son could have been really lovely and realistic ❤️ (it also WOULD result in hilarious grudging annie-dean friendship, but that's by the by).

[darke15]

Hello Rhymieeeeeee!!!!! 🖤 @rhymingtree

So... Into the Fray is a very reassuring title…

😬😬😬

Yaaaay more Oliver POV flashbacks!!

Yayyyyyyyyyyyy 😂

This woman was infuriating. She may have been a decent soldier on the battlefield but, off of it? She was a nightmare. 

Excuse you, decent? I'm prett sure she'd been beyond decent even before the serum. But okay, ginger snowflake. You do you.

He’s such a drama queen and i love it

“I will damage my liver whenever I feel like it.” 

Me but with coffee. Or any caffeinated beverage in general.

That’s an understatement

funny that they both kinda ruined it for each other on that day, without Ghost realizing how much a pain in the ass she was being to the single largest threat to her and her family's lives right now.

They really did 

It would have been tragic, if he’d have cared in the slightest. 

Asshat.

Maybe that should've been his codename instead of Blackhat. Though it would be too obvious that he was kissing Novak's ass in secret.

fr tho 😂

NO WHY IS PETER HANGING AROUND OLLIE??

😬😬😬

NO. WHISK HIM AWAY WHERE IT'S SAFE AND THERE AREN'T ANY EVIL REDHEADS.

No 

Oliver wants to kill all the Avengers? All of them, including the synthezoid with an Infinity Stone in his head, the Scarlet Witch, and possibly also the God of Thunder if he somehow drops by and sees this mess (which he wouldn't but what if)? If Thor comes around then he might bring Bruce back too, which... even he wouldn't come back from the Hulk I think.

He’s biting off a lot more than he can chew 😈

Wait but if that happens then Thanos happens too so nevermind. He can dream as big as he wants.

😏😏😏

Literally everyone is stressed out right now but Ghost and the Gang are all having a dandy old time, wasted as fuck and without a care in the world (temporarily)

They’re just having a grand old time

She's going to say words of wisdom again, and then I'm gonna cry and then I will yell at you inbetween random TikToks I send you.

😂😂😂

She still calls him Sebby. My fuckin' heart.

It hurted a bunch 

I miss the Sebby days, of when Duke was doing a very bad job of spying on them, and Bucky journaled in peace, and all was well.

awwwww the good times 

Oh wait I kinda did that but with Danny- never mind.

oooooffffffff

Amma hitting Ghost with a broom is something I never thought I'd see. But oh, what a sight.

The thought entertains me

I love how Ghost is being ripped apart by this right now. She's right, she can't tell Bucky, her honesty could get many people hurt. But Amma's right too, Bucky deserves to know everything too, and Amma had probably lived a life that taught her not to jump to conclusions the way Ghost is, but ghost had lived her whole life on trying to predict and evade the unknown. Would prevent be the better word to use?

It’s a whole dilemma and they’re both a little right. Ghost is probably being overly cautious but with ollie’s state of mind, anything is possible. And Amma is def right, Bucky and her friends deserve the truth and all the pitfalls that will come with it

I wish I could babble on about what I feel about this whole exchange between the two of them, but my brain is drained 🙃 I'll just yell at you when my head's straight again

Sounds good to me 

“I’m gonna tell Captain Rogers you’re flirting with Wraith’s computer code.”  “It flirted with me first.” 

He'd probably see that coming from her, though.

It’s gonna be the least surprising thing that comes from being her boyfriend 

Oh my goodness Nia's already saying bad words

Her Aunt and Uncle made sure of that 

My, my, growing up too fast

Who am I kidding I'm not that much older than her

Don’t say that, now i feel old 

“It’s a tracking program,” the girl said after a moment, earning herself a surprised look from Zac, “Isn’t it?” He sat up, glancing between Nia and Boone.  “What can I say? She takes after me,” Boone mused with a nod

That's what's worryin' me

It’s gonna be a good time

Oohhh they're gonna fight fire with fire…

The best way to fight a fire 

All he wanted was for this to be over. All he wanted was to find her and go back to normal. 

Unfortunately for you, Bucky, the writer (👀👀👀) is a bit of a sadist.

Hey 🥺

By a bit, I mean a lot.

Oh, come on 🙃

I wonder how difficult it is for Steve to watch Bucky falling apart knowing how many lies Ghost is keeping from him, knowing how different the truth actually is from what's going on.

He’s keeping it together remarkably but he’s not gonna be able to for much longer

Ooh ok Steve's tryna get Bucky to think about it a lil more

He’s tryna plant the seeds 

The sound of the rain was a staccatoed beat playing on the palm trees and roof. Puddles were forming on the ornate tile of the courtyard and the orange and pink birds of paradise stood out against the green fronds that surrounded them. A fresh breeze fluttered through the place, spreading the sweet smell of frangipani and jasmine. 

I want to go to there

Same tho 😍

Lalaphant... 😭😭

You almost got me there, Darke... you almost got me there.

😈😈😈

Had me almost shedding a tear... But it didn't work. Ha. Haha. 

 I’ll get you next time 

“Nia and Nea, huh?” You asked, smiling as Danny pressed a kiss to your temple before wrapping an arm around your shoulders, “That’ll be confusing.” 

I was too scared to say it when I heard their names so I'm just glad she said it first 😌

I knew it was gonna be confusing when i did it but i did it anyway 

DANNYYYYYY

I MISS HIM SO MUCH

Same tho, i wanna start Origins so bad

Now I wonder... if Danny ever looked at (F/N) holding baby Nea and thought of her holding their own baby....

yes. It was at that moment he knew she really was the one and started planning out their lives together 

and now I'm actually crying wtf is wrong with me

Fuck if i know. Probably the same thing that’s wrong with me

“I’d never forget you, Auntie (F/N).” 

no words just tears

Ha ha. I got ya 

I'M SORRY HOLD ON WHAT

JACK BROKE THE BED

😏😏😏

WHILE-

UM

😉😉😉

THIS IS EITHER THE FUNNIEST THING EVER OR ABSOLUTELY MORTIFYING

Hilarious to us, mortifying to duke 

How many times did they go at it until then? Bet with Jack's new... stamina, it might have been a few times…

One too many obvs 

Why of all the questions I could be asking did I ask that one oh my god what is wrong with me

🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

Oh yay aerocell dinged

OH SHIT AEROCELL DINGED

😈😈😈

NOW HE KNOWS

He knows….he knows….

UM.... SHOULD I PANIC NOW

Give it a minute 

Oh look it's my biochemistry lesson staring back at me

hehehehehe

I'm so worried that someone who's smarter than me is going to read that chapter and see the explanation I gave you that you wrote

It’s mcu science it’s different than regular science 

Ooh they're makin' plans look at their brains go

Look at all the smoke 

well, that didn't last long... maybe I should go and re-read that chapter, just to make it last longer

Probably a good idea 

I'm actually kinda liking their new nomadic way of going about things

It’s kinda fun…means i can bring back a few more characters 

red dead redemption is once again tightening its grip on me

typical

“They know what Christopher looks like,” Boone continued, “Zac is…” “Don’t fuckin’ finish that sentence.” 

I fuckin' love him

Same tho 

Ooh it's like a stage play

It’s gonna be fun 

I love how theatrical this is all getting

Same tho 

right so this is what you meant with the storm coming... you know my favorite part was the five seconds nea and ghost spent playing in the rain. loved it. 10/10

Saaaaammeeeeeee it was cute 😌

everything is else was 10/10 too but only in a rate your pain on a scale of 1-10 kind of way.

😂😂😂

CHAPTER 81: INTO THE FRAY

To all my live reactors,

Please, please, please, hide your reactions under a Read More cut. I don’t want any spoilers floating around. 

&

To all my Anonymous Avengers, 

If you want to react in my asks, feel free. However, I won’t be answering any of them until at least Wednesday if they contain spoilers. 

Thank you,

Darke

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“You alright?” Amma asked, her smile fading as you relaxed back. 

“Fine.” You nodded, leaning against the broom with a sigh, “Just thinking.” 

“About?”

“The future,” you sighed, running a hand over your hair, “Things are more complicated than they were before. I don’t know what I’m gonna do.”

You paused, watching a flash of lightning break through the sky and wrapping your arm around Amma’s waist to lead her back into the wide doors of the mansion.

You watched the sky again as the clouds began to churn and the light drizzle of rain turned into something more, “Everything in me is telling me to run and never look back but…”

“You know that’s not an option,” she finished for you with a nod, brushing off her shoulders. 

“Not anymore.” 

She licked her lips, looking out onto the courtyard as another crack of thunder sounded. 

“You been runnin’ long?”

“Since I came home,” you sighed, folding your arms over your chest, “I went from being chased by soldiers and mercenaries to running from my nightmares. And when it came time to rest, I couldn’t bring myself to stop running. And now I can’t seem to stop.” 

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