#do you guys think the nerve gas house renovators found them

[self-aware-sawtrap]

amanda was wearing flip flops when she woke up in the nerve gas house but she lost them in the needle pit :( that’s so sad do you think she got a chance to dig them out before she locked eric matthews in the saw bathroom

[artzychic27]

Some static shock quotes with miraculous characters especially the science kids?

Ismael: Mutant? Now that's degrading.

Simon: You have a better word for it?

Ismael: I kind of like... meta-human.

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Doctor: Do these changes involve another person?

Zoé: A lot of them.

Doctor: ... Does your father know what you've been doing?!

Zoé: What?! Whoa, Doc, we're talking about two totally different things here.

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Akuma: You're that freak from TV!

Wyvern: You say freak, I say unique!

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Wyvern: Lucky that water main was

Minnie: Uh, Wyern...? That wasn't a water main. It was a sewer line.

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Nathaniel: What's that guy got that I don't have?

Alix: Let's make a list. Looks, height, all-state in track and field - shall I quit while you're behind?

Nathaniel: I thought we were tight, Alix.

Alix: We are bro, just keeping it real.

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Nathaniel: Do you know what hanging with Marc Anciel is going to do to my rep?

Alix: Uh... Start it?

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Simon: Where're you taking us, Aurore?

Aurore: Patience, we're almost there. It'll be easier when we're old enough to drive.

Denise: Hey, we could have gotten on my shield and flown.

Reshma: Well, no disrespect, but I've seen you fall off that thing.

Denise: One time, and they were shooting at me!

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Ismael: You gotta be kidding me. You'd have to renovate before this place could even qualify as a dump.

Aurore Oh, come on, use your imagination; right now this place might be a broken down, rat-infested...

Jean: (interrupts) Rat-infested?!

Aurore: We'll get some traps. The point is, with a little work, this could be the nerve center of our entire superhero operation.

Simon: And what would we call it, the Abandoned Gas Station of Solitude?

Aurore: Ahh, that's funny.

Cosette: Hey, I'd have built us a tree house if I had a tree.

Lacey: I wish I could just go out and rent a decent headquarters, but that takes money.

Reshma: Nobody ever said the superhero gig would be a profit center.

Marc: Yeah, but it's costing me; I keep tearing my costume, melting my shoes.

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Nora: *banging her hand on the locked bathroom door* Alya Ovid Césaire, get your ashy butt out here right this minute!

Alya: *unlocks the door and sticks her head out* Nora! My middle name is never to be spoken aloud, you know that! *sticks his bed back into the bathroom and slams the door closed*

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Yvette: Don't you ever go home?

Zoé: *Cuddling with Cosette on the couch* I smell an insinuation.

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Lapin: He even had purple skin and orange hair!

Rooster Bold: Ugh, Akumas. They just have no fashion sense.

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Leonardo: You ok, sir?

Driver: You almost threw me into orbit! I was scared to death!

Leonardo: I'm sorry, but something's happened to my powers. They're way stronger than they used to be.

Driver: That so? Well, can you drop me off at 44th and 3rd?

Leonardo: Didn't you just say you were scared to death?

Driver: Yeah. But the traffic in this town is even scarier.

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Lacey: This looks like a job for...

Jean: Don't finish that sentence, Lacey. Superman already owns the rights.

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Reshma: You told them we were doing homework? On a Friday night?

Ismael: Think they won't believe me?

Reshma: No, they will, which doesn't say much for our social lives.

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Fennec: Look, can we just talk for a sec'?

Evillustrator: No! Give it back! It's mine!

Fennec: Give what back? *Evillustrator prepares to attack* Wait?! Is this about that photo? HEY, you can have it back! Come on, Nathaniel. Chill out!

Evillustrator: You... You know my name?

Fennec: I found out from some people!.. People who care about you.

Evillustrator: Nobody cares about me!! *He hits her with some of his ink*

Fennec: Whoah! Come on slow down! I care... And I wanna help you... I know what you've gone through...

Evillustrator: How could you know...?

Fennec: Because... I lost my dad, too. *Evillustrator stops attacking. She returns his picture of Nathaniel and his father* I know how hard it is, how the pain never really goes away...

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Zoé: That doesn't make any sense! Why am I changing now?! You all got your powers the day the lab exploded!

Simon: I don't know. Late boomer, maybe? I mean, others had delayed reactions.

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Pluto: *admires herself in the mirror in her new uniform* Well? What do ya think?

King Cobra: I think you spend too much time in front of the mirror than Lemon Bee and Rooster Bold do! And that worries me.

Pluto: Now I just need to come up with a superhero handle. How about, Fido?

Minnie: Nope!

Pluto: Fluffy?

*Hamlet rolls his eyes*

Pluto: All I've got left is Pluto!

Minnie: Hey, as long as your costume doesn't match the character, you're good.

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Caprikid: What? Afraid I'm gonna show you up again, rooster boy? Well, you can relax.

Rooster Bold: I am relaxed. You're the one jumpin' around like a demented cheerleader.

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Pluto: Time we used Plan "B".

Bronco: Okay. What's Plan "B"?

Pluto: Stop using Plan "A".

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Wyvern: Look at this; it’s a review of your debut.

Roi Singe: I don’t read reviews.

Wyvern: Don’t or can’t?

Roi Singe: Look I’m dyslexic all right. They put me in a special learning program. They showed me techniques.

Wyvern: Like what?

Roi Singe: A lot of stuff. You change words into something you can feel instead of looking at, but it takes patience. I could never sit still as a kid.

Wyvern: So you dropped out of the program?

Roi Singe: I felt dumb! Don’t tell anyone about this ok?

Wyvern: You’re not dumb! Look what you made of yourself. A hero. An athlete. But…

Roi Singe: But I messed up.

Wyvern: I was gonna say ‘But you can’t give in’. You said you can read, it just takes some work. Do the work.

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Hamlet: Austin Tomassian, I'm glad to see you're ok.

Austin T: You can drop the act, Songbird.

Hamlet: You know?

Austin T: Wasn't hard to figure out. Why else kidnap me to get to Hamlet? And maybe, just maybe, in the back of my mind, I've always known.

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Marinette: Is that... Marc?

Rooster Bold: Uh... You have to understand the most secret part of a superhero is their secret identity and, well, uh-

Lapin: Yeah, that's Marc.

Rooster Bold: Hi.

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Alya: Look! It's the Miracle Squad!

Nino: And as usual, Mme. Mendeleieve's class is nowhere in sight... You don't think?

Alya: Nah. It couldn't be.

[looneylooomis]

Blush (Danny Rayburn) Smut One Shot

Okay so my heart really goes out to Danny and the bullshit he had to endure at the expense of his own family. It just really hit a personal note with me. How he just yearned for closeness. So I wanted to give him that closeness with this fluffy smutty piece with a smidgen of angst (cause bloodline lol). Also I totally recommend listening to RY X “Howling” while reading this, it honestly inspired me to write this. It's such a gorgeous song. Enjoy!!

"The whole state of Florida would implode if there was such a thing as a cool night." Muttered a miffed feminine voice, burning cigarette wedged between her lush lips.

The warm breeze of a typical summer night in The Keys, caressed Jacqueline's bare arms and legs as she stood in the back alley of the club she was partying in.

Dressed in a tight black mesh tank top and short shorts, she was ready to have a fun night of getting absolutely blitzed. That was the case until her 'friend' bailed on her, leaving with some rando she met on the dance floor.

"What an idiot." Jacqueline muttered again in remembrance as she threw her cig, stomping whatever was left with her combat boot.

Heading back into the club, she felt inside her bra for her cell and pocket knife. Relieved that they were still in place. Never could be too safe.

Ordering a shot of whiskey, she observed the mirage of bodies on the dance floor. Quickly downing the shot, she decided that some flake wasn't going to ruin her night. And with that she headed towards the swarm of gyrating bodies.

Swaying her hips to the sensual beat, closing her eyes as her hands ran over her body, and through her soft long locks that bounced in sync with her. She didn't need anyone to have a damn good time.

The weight of large hands on curvy hips, made her pause for a moment then she whipped around. Pocket knife at the throat of the asshole who thought he could touch her without so much as a 'hello'.

Instead of some handsy creep, she stared into the crystal blue eyes of one, Danny Rayburn. Her glare turned into eyes wide in surprise and happiness as she lowered her knife.

"Geez, Jax. You sure do know how to welcome a guy home." Danny joked loudly over the blaring music, lip curling as he openly stared at her putting the folded knife back in her bra.

Jacqueline blushed at hearing his nickname for her. Only Danny ever called her "Jax". Whenever anyone else tried, she'd swat at them. Danny was the only one she'd ever allow to call her that.

"Well I sure do know how to leave a lasting impression." She flirted leaning close to his ear, biting her lip. "Don't I, Danny boy?"

Jacqueline's family, The DeLeos, had moved down to Florida when she was bordering on eighteen and her sister, Maria, was just shy of fourteen. Her DA father having been offered a lucrative deal with law firm sent the family to the sunshine state.

They had initially stayed at The Rayburn House while their new place was being renovated. That's where she first met Danny. He was significantly older than her but that didn't stop her from fawning over those mischievous baby blues.

Even at her young age, she noticed how differently everyone else in the Rayburn household treated Danny. The hurt look on his face after every interaction, he expertly masked such looks but Jacqueline could always see the hurt, the pain, the devastation.

A look she knew too well.

"You sure do. Wanna take this outside? As much as I love yelling over the music and all that." Danny chuckled at her excitable nod, steering her towards the exit.

"Phew, from one sweat infested area to another. What a relief." Jacqueline quipped, her bottom lip still wedged slightly between white teeth.

"So I ran into Maria at the gas station earlier, told me you came home early from college." Danny leaned lazily against the clubs brick wall, eyeing Jacqueline's face for a reaction. "Wanna talk about it?"

Danny always looked out for Jacqueline when she was younger, kept her wild child tendencies in line for the most part. Much to everyone but Jacqueline's surprise. He wanted her to be something, someone better. No one ever gave Danny the credit he deserved.

Jacqueline closed her eyes, fighting off anger at Maria for opening her goddamn mouth. She really didn't want to talk about school, hence why she grabbed the first so called 'friend' and hit the club. She didn't want to think, just be.

"Danny I really don't wanna do this right now. I mean...that's the whole reason I'm even out tonight!" She could feel tears threatening to fall, but stubbornly willed them back in place. "I just...please Danny...just let me be...just...'be' with me?"

Danny hated the way Jax's voice cracked especially towards the end. Something horrible happened to Jacqueline, didn't take a genius to figure that shit out. Fighting her about it wouldn't get him anywhere. When she was ready she'd explain. She always did.

"Okay okay...uh...where do you wanna just 'be'?" Danny knew the only way to perk Jax up was by teasing her and her quirky way of wording things. He knew it did the trick when he received a twinkling laugh in response.

"Hmmm, I don't know...how about our spot?" Jacqueline suggested as she wrestled her car keys out of her bra. Throwing them at Danny, pecking him on the cheek as she walked past him, "Come on Danny, it's been forever since I've been home long enough to see you, let alone our little nook of the beach!"

"And you want me to drive?" He asked following her black Jeep Cherokee. At her affirmative nod, he hopped in the drivers seat.

Legs stretched out, resting comfortably on the dash, Jacqueline's thoughts drifted.

Danny bringing up what Maria told him, however very vague and little, rehashed everything she was trying to forget tonight. Being with Danny would help, he always had a way of soothing her frantic nerves.

She'd be a total fool to deny that the school girl crush she always harbored for him, morphed into the ferocious beast that was called 'love'. Not knowing whether he requited such feelings, so she never mentioned it. But never did she hide how she felt either.

Pulling up near the shore, Danny parked the jeep. He looked over at the spacey beauty before him as she absentmindedly twirled her one blonde lock in her finger. How that one blonde lock contrasted with her chestnut locks. Jax was significantly younger than him, at a mere twenty-six to his forty-three. She didn't seem to give a shit about it, so neither did he.

He was always protective of her when she was younger, more of a little sister type at the time but then he was sent away. She tried to keep up a strong front but anyone could see the hurt that bubbled underneath the surface when he told her he had to go. Claimed she understood even while big doe eyes glistened with angry tears, though not directed at him. Never at him.

Seeing her now though, he couldn't believe this was the same girl, no..woman, that he teased about her fascination with Posh Spice. Eyes taking in her long legs covered in nothing but combat boots and short shorts. "Jesus Christ."

"Let me grab a towel and we'll be on our merry way!" Jacqueline grunted leaning over her seat, rustling through some random crap she had lodged in the back. Her wiggling rear end sending its own regards to Danny's ever growing attention.

Danny swiftly exited the vehicle, eyes swimming along the crashing waves, his gaze ended up on the blurry outline of his family's hotel. An old ache reared its ugly head as he rubbed his shoulder.

"Got it! Knew I had one stashed away in the back! Even found my old mini radio!!" Jacqueline giggled triumphantly, making her way towards Danny. The giggling died down after seeing his hand resting on his shoulder and what his gaze lingered on.

Pulling at him so he was now staring at her, she spoke "Danny remember this is not a night of thinking, it's a night of 'being'." A rosy color tinted high cheekbones as a gentle hand soothed his ache, "Let's just be, okay?"

Grabbing his other hand, she pulled him along the sandy ground, towards a small secluded area that not too many people seemed to ever notice, perfectly dubbed their "spot". Their little oceanic nook.

"Always could make you blush." Danny teased, breaking out of his thoughts. A mischievous grin stretched out on his face as she spread out the large beach towel, "Without even trying, I might add."

"You've done a lot of things to me without even trying, Danny Rayburn." Jacqueline admitted, her blush deepening. She was thankful for her olive complexion, it hid some of the redness. It fooled some, but never Danny.

"Oh yeah? Care to elaborate?" Danny's voice roughened up slightly as he swallowed in anticipation.

"Well for starters, you've managed to be the only man to ever hold my heart. Still are in fact." Jacqueline bit her lip, tucking a blonde lock behind her ear as she stretched out on the towel.

"Jax, you don't want a fuck up like me." Danny sighed as he lied down next to her, the self loathing deep rooted inside him speaking out. "You're better than that." Than me. He added silently.

"When have you ever known me as someone who did something she didn't want?" Jacqueline could feel herself get angry as she fiddled with the small radio. A lone guitar started strumming away as the singer crooned.

"Well, Danny?!" At his lack of response, she shook her head letting out an exasperated chuckle. "Exactly."

“Gold I fell into your spell..”

"I've wanted....no needed you ever since we met. You've been there when you didn't have to. Hell, you still kept in touch when you were shoved out of here!" She might as well lay it all out on the line tonight. "I mean it was no secret I had such a stupid crush on you, but now it's...I don't know...become something more real. I need real...I need you."

Before Danny could respond, plush lips were pressed against his. She tasted of whiskey, cigarettes and lavender. A smokey bite yet with a soothing end note. A perfect contradiction.

Hands dived into her long hair as he pulled her closer into him. He nipped at her lips, groaning at the feel of her fingers slipping underneath his shirt, dancing up and down his spine.

“On the rite of god we fell.."

"Are you sure about this, Jacqueline?" He whispered, hating how vulnerable his voice sounded.

"As corny as it sounds...this is honestly the most sure I've been about...well anything." She confessed, knowing he was always dead serious whenever he called her by her whole name.

That was all the confirmation that was needed as he kissed along her neck, pushing down the straps of her tank top. Teasing the skin, earning a moan as he glance up the moonlight illuminating her face. Her cheeks still rosy.

“You were plush and I laid bare..”

Jacqueline pulled back ripping off her top along with the bra, exposing her chest to him. She went to tug his t-shirt off, he stopped her by flipping her so she was no laying on her back.

Danny made quick work with his lips as his littered her perky chest with love bites. He lavished her taut nipples with his tongue, the rosy tips pointed in the warm breeze. He marked his way down her slim stomach pausing at her shorts.

Large hands easily unbuttoned and removed her tiny shorts. He bit hard on his lip at the lack of panties.

"Oh you naughty girl." He rasped into her skin as he continued moving his lips down to her sex.

“You had me howling..”

"Oh, Danny..." Jacqueline moaned at the feel of his tongue gliding along her lower lips, the way he teased her clit. She was in bliss.

The build up she felt as he lapped and nipped at her was at its peak when stars burst in her vision, following a raspy howl that escaped her lips.

The sight of Danny lick his lips, reveling in the taste of her, aroused her even more. She pulled him to her, ripping off his shirt. Making him lay down as she now trailed her lips up and down his chest. Touching every inch of him that she could.

“Cold I fell into your skin..”

Tearing his pants from his legs, she beamed at how ready he was for her. She could feel his eyes on her as she watched his cock twitch excitedly.

"You now know another reason why I love making you blush." Danny husked out, grinning widely at the now furious blush covering the apples of her cheeks. "Oh sweetheart, you have no idea what you do to me."

Jacqueline licked her lips as she pressed them to the tip of his thick cock. Relishing in the gasp escaping his lips. Trailing her tongue along the length of his shaft and back up, she took him in her mouth.

“On the night you led me.."

Head bobbing back and forth, she hollowed out her cheeks looking over at Danny, whose line of sight never strayed from her. Him watching her made her feel confident in what she was doing, as delicately soft hands massaged his balls while her tongue continued its sinful dance along his cock.

"Fucking Christ, Jax... that's it baby...shittt!" Danny could feel himself getting close and as great as this felt, he wanted to be inside her more. "Jax, babygirl ya gotta stop or this'll be over before it really begins."

“Under your sin..”

Swapping positions with her, he placed himself between he legs, rubbing his wet cock along her waiting pussy. Slowing sinking into her warmth, he could feel his eyes threaten to roll back to his skull. "Shit."

Jacqueline felt like she was gonna cum again already as his cock stretched and stroked her walls in the most delicious of ways. The sound of their skin smacking against each other, the heat they gave off, the ever escalating spasms in her body...the overstimulation of it all was enough to make her blow.

“You had me howling..”

"Ohhhh, DANNY!" She didn't give a rats ass if anyone heard her, she was riding out this ecstasy train full steam ahead. Toes curled, legs shook, she felt completely elevated. Like she was floating on air.

Seeing her face relax and hearing her appreciative moans, as her body shook and pleaded with him, the pressure that was building within him was coming to a hilt. His pace quickened, her walls clamped down around him and then he was gone.

His vision blackened for a second as he basked in his release. White ribbons of cum showered her inner walls, filling her inside.

“You had me howling..”

"Jaxie..Jaxx... fuck Jacquelinee.." Her name was a repetitive murmur along his lips as his body became a boneless heap.

Breathing heavily, he chuckled at the goofy relaxed grin Jacqueline was sporting as he laid next to her. A different kind of warmth spread through him as she nuzzled her face in the crook of his neck.

"Jax?" Danny asked breaking the tranquility of the moment, hand gently stroking her cheek.

"Yeah, Danny?" She responded leaning into his touch.

"You're real for me too."

“Blush..”

Hope y'all enjoyed reading this as much as I did writing it!!!

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