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blorbocedes · 1 year ago
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​so true... the guy who boxed on the final 2 laps to get the completely unnecessary fastest lap doesn't care about racing 🤡 just hates the sport and also driving... he's clearly not at all passionate or motivated to get a grand slam in terms of being the best in all practice sessions, quali, sprint, sprint race, actual race, and fastest lap...
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revasnaslan · 2 years ago
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love going into crit tags and finding references to posts that are the most buckwild
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fdelopera · 11 months ago
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#jewish serenity prayer (x)
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etherealstar-writes · 10 months ago
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I WANNA BE YOURS | LIONESSES X READER | PT 8
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pairings: lionesses x reader
summary: in which you're accidentally added to a random group chat, not knowing they're all actually famous footballers, and obliviously end up having many of them competing for your love and attention.
part: eight
part one here
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THE NATIONAL DIVING TEAM
stairway y/n, i gotta tell you something very important
the imposter okay? what is it?
stairway
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the imposter when and where?
stairway i was thinking a beach wedding this weekend
willybum WOAH WOAH WOAH hell nah gimme a chance
the REAL karate kid i can be a way better girlfriend than all of them y/n
neev no meee!
the imposter as much as i love all these offers you guys don't even know what i look like
elton wdym? we all know what you look like
the imposter well that's not creepy at all i never sent you guys a photo of me wait a second so you guys are stalkers! OMG I KNEW IT!!
elton NO NO NO WE ARE NOT your friend sent us that one time she was on your phone we assumed you knew that
the imposter WAIT WHAT NO I HAD NO CLUE OMG WHAT PHOTO WAS IT?? SHE DELETED IT ON THE CHAT
stairway wait a sec
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the imposter WHATT I DONT EVEN REMEMBER THAT THAT IS SO UNFAIR OMG hang on how do you even have that?
earpsy half of them have it saved on their camera roll in favourites
lauren 1 exposed haha
the REAL karate kid shut up
the imposter ..... um okay then that's not scary at all it isn't even a good photo
neev iSnT eVEn a GoOd PhOTo GURLLL shut upppp you're gorgeous i'll marry you instantly
the imposter aw tyyy ily <33
neev
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the REAL karate kid NAHH BACK UP RN
stairway
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i'm coming for you charles
neev
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elton hold on you guys i just realised
the REAL karate kid oh hell no
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lotte what could she have possibly thought of now
maya everyone prepare yourselves
elton if pregnant women were to go swimming would they be classified as human submarines bcuz you know they're pregnant
the imposter
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earpsy you really have outdone yourself this time
willybum
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neev toone how the hell did you even think of that 😭😭
stairway no but she lowkey has a point tho ... they technically are if you think about it
lotte not you too 😭
the imposter ella bae ily but .....
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the REAL karate kid i second that
elton
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honestly you guys are just jealous jealous of my
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meado
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lord save me
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THE NATIONAL DIVING TEAM
the imposter how are my favourite stalkers doing? y'all have been quiet lately and i haven't been spammed with notifications from this chat it's kinda concerning hope y'all are doing well
lotte i would say enjoy the silence while it lasts lol but i'm doing well thanks! hope you're having a good day too <3
the imposter that's great to hear, and thank you!! xxx
stairway i'm doing good too!
neev i'm doing alright too thanks
elton oi we don't stalk you .... all the time
the imposter hold on okay i'm back
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willybum WE'RE NOT STALKING YOU 😭
the imposter
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guess this is goodbye my stalkers this has to end 🤝😔
stairway Y/N NOOO
the imposter
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just booked myself some karate lessons see you guys on the streets ✌️
neev oh my god 😭
elton that's it i'm never going outside or leaving my house again
willybum nahhh this isn't fair Y/N come backkk
the REAL karate kid y/n my lovee plsss 🥺 i blame ella for all this
elton oi it's not my fault!
stairway it's okay we'll just wait here .... y/n?
neev okay its been half an hour y/n and still not an answer pls answer
the imposter a bit desperate are we, guys? what if i was just peeing?
stairway no of course not
willybum pfft we're not desperate
lotte um if you were peeing for about 30 mins then i would be seriously concerned and would be booking you a doctor's appointment
the imposter yeah yeah whatever you say, my stalkers :)
part nine here
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crusty-chronicles · 1 year ago
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Hey I loved your kite smut posts, it’s doing things to me mentally, I’ve been reading it everyday for a week now I’m really down bad for this 2d man.
Btw can you please make part 3 (pretty please)
An: Y'all don't realize how down bad I am for this man already. I've got a threesome with him and Ging on the way, another future Chimera Ant Kite (like an Au, just not his canonical little girl form) and now this one. 😭😭😭 I've become a whore.
Okay here we go
Love Me Like I'm Your Last (Part 3)
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SCREAMING BC HE'S SO FUCKING PRETTY
SMUT So Minors DNI
Warnings: Fem bodied reader, Sexting, hair pulling, creampie, scratching, biting, unprotected sex, mentions of pregnancy(might be breeding kink), long distance relationship, fluff at the end because I'm soft for this man.
Synopsis: You miss your partner and after finally being able to meet with each other for the first time in months, you two decide to indugle in yourselves for a little while. Part 1, Part 2
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You knew this relationship would be difficult. Especially now that the both of you had split up to travel with your respective parties. Yes you had each other's numbers, but it wasn't face to face.
You couldn't touch him, couldn't bask in his presence. And time had been cut too short last time. You had barely gotten properly dressed by the time the door swung open and in came everyone.
It was only a few days after that when you were once again dragged off to start a new adventure with your boys.
Kite called you as often as he could, which wasn't much considering the continent he was surveying had terrible service.
You'd tried your best to answer each and every one of them, but it was so damn hard to do much when you were being chased down by whatever creature Gon and Killua decided to piss off.
Not to mention fending off that creepy clown.
You were exhausted, and missing his call only made you feel even worse. You hoped Kite didn't think you were ignoring him.
You didn't exactly have the best track record with relationships. Or any serious ones.
But this was one you truly wanted. Kite was sweet. He had a presence that was both calming and intimidating, depending on the person. You found a comfort in his strength along with his unwavering resolve.
Then there was that last factor that had sealed the deal.
The boys both adored him. They respected him. They trusted him.
And in your eyes it was perfect. A partner who didn't mind that you had two children practically hanging off of you. Somebody who made the effort to teach them something.
This was a relationship you were willing to fight for.
But damnit four months was too long.
You were getting restless by the second. Hearing his voice just wasn't enough to satiate the need to have him with you. It wasn't enough to dispel the desire that only grew stronger in his absence. Normally you'd be able to take care of yourself, but your fingers just couldn't compare to his cock. Not since that first time together.
So being the little shit that you were, you figured you'd just give him an incentive to finish up his work sooner.
Making sure your door was locked, you snapped a picture.
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There was a small buzz in Kite's pocket, alerting him to a new message. It was a miracle this building had some semblance of service. He figured it wouldn't hurt to check since it might be important. He was caught off guard to see it was from you.
Meaning that yes, it was very important.
He clicked open the notification and froze.
Now this was different. Did you know you were starting a very dangerous game? Because why, why had you sent this right when he was in a meeting with his team?!?!
He couldn't stop the red that slowly consumed his face the longer he stared. It had been so long. So very long since he last touched you. And now seeing this, your nipples peaking out from the flimsy shirt you were wearing...
He really had to finish this project up as soon as he could.
"You holding up okay there, Kite?" Spin's voice had snapped him out of his thoughts.
He figured he must've looked like a mess from the concerned stares of his team.
"Fine. We'll finish up here by the end of the week, then send everyone home."
He tried his best to sound professional, but his mind kept circling back to that damn picture. Even in spirit you were such a tease.
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You were surprised to say the least. Delighted, but surprised. A message from Kite. There finally must've been some good service, and you briefly wondered if he'd seen your little gift. If he had that sweet flustered expression when he realized what it was.
You clicked open the message and immediately panicked.
You were in public. You were currently having lunch with the boys. And the message you just got was a picture.
A picture of your boyfriend holding his very red and leaky member.
You supposed you deserved it though, you did do it first. And it's not like you were complaining about the image itself, just the setting you were currently viewing it in.
You could make out the small vein that ran along his shaft along with the slight curve upwards. The dribble of pre that had slipped onto his oh so deliciously long fingers. You could feel warmth spread across your face and a desire spark in your gut.
You quickly shut your phone off to avoid the embarrassment that would surely follow if someone saw it.
God you really needed a break to track his ass down.
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Kite was grateful to be back in the comfort of his hotel room again. Just a few more days until he would see you. A few more days until he could touch you.
The thought that he might've went a little too far with the picture he sent crossed his mind. But he knew you. He knew you were direct and preferred it when others were the same.
That didn't mean he wasn't a smidge embarrassed for sending it anyway. He wasn't used to being this forward.
To his surprise there was another buzz coming from his phone. It was from you.
And it was a voice message.
He had a feeling he knew what it was. You were gonna be the death of him. With a slight eagerness, he clicked it.
"Do you, mmm, know how hard it's been for me to cum." He heard you let out a soft whine along with the familiar sound of slick. He had never been so relieved to be alone.
"You've ruined me, you know. I can't satisfy myself without you. And it's not like I have the means to keep any toys around."
Those words had made him harden instantly. To know that you needed him for your pleasure. That your body craved him, and only him.
No toys was just a nice bonus to add onto how tight you'd be when he finally got his hands on you again.
The message ended with a soft moan and the sound of what he could only assume was your fingers moving a steady pace inside you.
He was straining uncomfortably in his pants. Then an idea struck him. He already one-upped you once, what was the harm in going a little further.
You deserved a taste of your own medicine, especially with how painfully hard you just made him.
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You weren't expecting another notification so soon. It was just a few minutes after you tried (and failed) to get rid of your growing sexual frustration.
You had never been so grateful to have the hindsight to book two separate rooms. If things went as planned, Leorio would take the boys off your back for a few days. Plenty of time for you to find your partner and satisfy both your needs.
But for now.....
Oh wow
It was a video this time. How cute, it was like he was competing with you. Maybe next time you'd call him to up the ante once more.
It started and you were once again met with the sight of your boyfriend's cock, his hand wrapped firmly around the base. You could feel the pressure in your core grow.
"Look what you've done, love. You've got me so wound up, I had to end the expedition early just to see you." You watched his hand give firm strokes, stopping every once in a while to thumb the slit of his head. They became faster as he voiced out his frustrations.
"You've been naughty, sending me your tits while I'm working." He let out a groan that made you impossibly wet.
"So desperate for me to be inside you." Then a murmur of 'Just a few more days,' before the screen started shaking in his grip. You didn't think you could take it if he came. The feeling of wanting him inside, all of him, would be too great.
But damnit if you didn't want to see him make a mess all over himself. Your pretty boy come undone from just the thought of you.
"You know, you've ruined me too. I don't think I'll ever truly be satisfied unless I'm so snug inside you, I can't pull out." His breathing got heavier and just before that warm spurt of cum could shoot out, the video ended.
Three days, you'd wait three days before you left to find him.
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You had called him this time, just a few days later. And if he knew you, it was probably a good thing he just checked into another hotel. His last stop before coming back to you.
But things had gone a little differently than expected when he answered. Not in a bad way, god not in a bad way.
He hadn't gotten a word in before you started speaking.
"Open up, loser. I'm here to ride you."
He almost choked from the suddenness. He was not expecting this sudden turn of events. It had slipped his mind that you could find him yourself. And god was he grateful you did. Anymore of your teasing would drive him mad.
"You're at the door?" There was a light tapping that followed.
"Yeah that's me. Unless you've got someone else you're waiting on? But I gotta say, I'm not too fond about sharing."
A jolt of arousal ran through him.
"You're snippier than usual. Are you really that needy, love?" He had unlocked his door and opened it.
He was met with the sight of you and a very playful glint in your eye. The two of you stared at each other for a few seconds. Taking in the appearances you both desperately missed.
"Hi, baby."
Kite's face went a light shade of red at your greeting. For a brief second, the playfulness of your expression melted away into something softer.
"Hi." A few more seconds of peace, and then you had slammed into his chest for a very much needed embrace.
His arms wrapped tightly around your waist and kept you there to plant a kiss on your forehead. You looked up and pulled him back down for a proper one.
It was soft, despite the vulgar circumstances that had brought the two of you together. You parted reluctantly, with Kite chasing after your lips.
"We've got a week all to ourselves," you started.
A week was plenty of time for just yourselves. There would be more intruded on time, but a week was more than enough to feel you scraping your nails down Kite's back as he fucked into you.
You placed a hand on his chest as you took a step into his hotel room.
"Let's have some fun today and spend the rest of the week catching up. Maybe go on a decent date, hmm? What do you say my pretty boy?"
The lust in the air had returned.
"Sounds perfect."
The door shut closed behind you and like a rubber band, the two of you snapped.
Your kisses hungry as Kite pushed you against the wall. Mouth opening quickly to let his tongue dance with yours in a perfect symphony. You let out a whine at the feeling of his hand guiding your leg up around his waist.
His cock pressed deliciously into your moistening core. The friction from the light roll of his hips made your head dizzy.
You'd barley started and already it was becoming too much.
The kiss ended with a string of saliva connecting you two. It broke as you quickly lifted off your shirt and tossed it into an unknown corner.
You squeaked at a harsh grab to your ass.
"Jump." You didn't hesitate to follow his instructions, too focused on the pressure steadily pressing into your cunt to be mean.
You lifted yourself up as Kite's hands went under your ass to secure you. Your legs wrapped around his waist, hands gripping his shoulders for life as his movements became more intense.
Lips attached themselves to your collarbone. The sucking sensation making you push his head down further into your breasts.
The very same that had distracted Kite from his work. The ones he'd be sure to mark up in dark bruises so you knew he only wanted you. The same way you only wanted him.
Your bra was quickly discarded to give him better access. Your chest heaving so hard up and down, it was practically inviting him to take one of your soft buds into his mouth.
"H-hey!" You whimpered out at the feeling of teeth scraping down your nipple. The added stimulation had you clenching around nothing. You reached up and tugged on his silver locks to ground yourself.
You were met with a groan and another squeeze to your ass.
At this rate you'd make a mess in your pants. And judging by the now erratic roll of his hips, so was Kite.
You tugged harder on his scalp as he switched breasts. A well aimed thrust to you clit had you whining.
"Wait, wait, wait! You're gonna make me cum!" You didn't want to climax so early. Not when he hadn't even had a chance to be inside you. That and it would be embarrassing.
Your own fingers had failed you, but just grinding on each other was the thing that would do you in?
Kite detached from your now reddening nipple. His gaze was heated and his face had that flustered expression you loved so much.
"Then cum, since it's what you wanted so badly a few days ago. But we won't be finished until I say so." With another well aimed thrust, you felt white hot pleasure course through your body.
Your legs tensed up tight around him as you felt your pussy clamp down around nothing. A wanton moan slipping past your lips with a new surge of wetness leaking out of you. The coil in your belly at last snapping.
You'd get him back for that. For believing he was the one in control. You wouldn't be done here until you milked his cock for everything he's worth. Until you'd taken every last drop from him.
You came down from your high to see a smug expression on your boyfriend's face. Very pleased with the affect he had on you.
Okay so maybe you'd let him keep topping you. Just for tonight. A shame though, you really wanted to ride his pretty cock.
Your hands released their grip on his hair, instead moving to cup his face.
"You feel that?" You ground your hips down on his hardness, a noticeable wet spot in the middle on your pants.
"You did that to me. You make me so needy that just the thought of you filling me up is enough. You're mine, and I'm never gonna let you go."
Kite couldn't believe that was all it took to have him cumming in his pants. That he was yours, and despite the temporary long distance, your mind hadn't changed.
Your words of affirmation brought him to his peak in a way that had him bitting into your neck to cope with the pleasure.
He was gonna ruin you when he recovered.
You hissed at the sting but cradled his head tucked into your neck. Letting him continue to hump into your clothed cunt until he was satisfied.
You swiped his hat off to get a better look at his expression when he finally separated from your neck.
Lidded eyes and a flush that went from the base of his neck to the tips of his ears.
You weren't so kept together yourself. Chest and neck covered with splotchy bruises, eyes darkened with a certain hunger that was about to be fulfilled.
A soft kiss was pressed to your lips. You returned it, fingers once again threading through silver locks. A murmur of 'I love you,' before you were carried towards the bed.
Your hands went under his shirt, lightly tracing over lean muscle.
"Love you too, now let me see you." Your hands wandered down his torso, stopping at the edge of his turtleneck. With a nod of confirmation, it was lifted up and discarded.
In your desperation to fuck out your frustrations last time, you'd missed the faint scarring that littered his skin. Now that things were going a little slower, you could clearly make them out.
Those damn ants had done a number on him.
But you didn't really mind them. Because to you, Kite was beautiful no matter what. And as he made quick work of your pants, you could tell he really didn't mind either.
"Do you want me to touch you?" His voice sounded a little shy. He could very clearly see the damp spot from when you'd cum earlier. He was more than ready to split your pussy open with his cock, but if wanted to indulge in a little foreplay, he would wait.
"I've waited four months for you. Don't make me wait longer." Your hands tugged at his pants. Seems the both of you couldn't hold back anymore.
So your underwear was pulled down and out of the way along with the rest of Kite's clothes.
Like last time, he made sure to keep one hand intertwined with yours while the other was on your hip.
You almost cried with relief as he sunk in. The stretch felt euphoric. Immediately your legs had wrapped around his waist, trying to push him in deeper. The both of you moaned at the sensation. At the closeness that you'd both been denied.
Kite pulled out slightly, hand gripping yours tightly as he thrusted back in. You were so tight. So perfect and warm. Your walls clinging to him like they'd never let him go.
His own cock making a home for itself inside you. The size reminding you of why you'd officially been ruined for any other man. Filling you so nicely it bumped into your cervix.
Speaking of filling you up...
"We really outta stop doing this without condoms," you whimpered out as he gave another shallow thrust. It's not like you didn't like the idea of kids because you did. You really did. But as of right now, it wasn't ideal. At least not with the current circumstances.
To your surprise, the snap of Kite's hips increased. His pace speeding up, earning a gasp of pleasure from you.
"Don't worry, I'll take care of you. The both of you if it takes." The hand holding yours disappeared for a second to adjust your position, legs being folded up to your chest. The new angle making you see stars.
Your mind becoming hazy as your boyfriend pounded into you with new fervor. Your now free hands reaching behind his back with your nails sinking in. It felt so good.
So deep he was bullying your cervix.
Your body trying its best to meet his thrusts. There was a hot pressure bubbling up once again. The stickiness between your bodies growing as you took in his words.
You'd have left it at that, but some part of you wanted to push a little further.
"Gonna, hah, leave for twelve years after?"
There was a harsh nip to your neck followed by a soft lap of the tongue. His bruising pace consistent.
"Gonna give you another one if you compare me to him again. I'm practically raising his son with you." You clenched down hard on his cock, nails scraping down his back.
That was not an answer you were expecting.
Kite tried to stifle his moan against your neck. He pressed harder against you, no longer pulling out. Instead rutting fast inside your tightening pussy.
You could feel yourself get impossibly close. If the thought of filling you up made him this feral....
An evil idea struck you then. You did love to tease, consequences be damned.
"Yeah?" You couldn't stop the high pitched whimper that left you as your clit brushed against him. You wouldn't last much longer.
"Wanna get me pregnant to show off? Wanna be a daddy for me?" You felt his movements stutter.
You knew what you were doing to him, but he couldn't help taking the bait. Not when your own words had caused you to gush around him.
And god hearing it from you made him want to stuff you with cum until there was no more room. Fill you up so good your stomach would be bulging.
So that's exactly what he did.
With his cock twitching inside you and the pressure in his stomach snapping, he filled your creamy cunt to the brim. Your own orgasm triggering from the warmth spreading inside you.
You'd tensed around Kite, keeping him firmly in place as you came. The spasms from your cunt milking him dry.
Your expression was fucked out when you finally released him. The snark wiped off and replaced. There were a few new bruises to your collection. A very large one on your waist and some small ones on the backs of your legs.
Maybe he was a little rough with you, but to be fair four months was a long time to wait. Unbearable with the sexting you initiated.
He moved to pull out and was stopped by your voice.
"Don't... We'll clean up in the morning. I want cuddles and you feel nice inside." You'd make him hard again if you kept running your mouth.
But he supposed you had a point. There was no need to rush this time. You had the opportunity to spend the night(a few nights actually), why not enjoy it?
He rolled you over so you were face to face, and pulled your body snug against his.
"I love you, Y/n." There was a kiss to your forehead. He didn't think he'd ever get tired of finally being able to tell you.
"I love you too, my pretty boy." And you'd never get tired of reminding him you felt the same.
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st4rb3rries · 1 year ago
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AW THE FRIENDSHIP HCS AAAA could u also write some for Tweek, Craig, and Wendy?? Thank you!!!!!!!<33
TWEEK TWEAK and CRAIG TUCKER friendship hc's .ೃ࿔*:・
pairings; tweek and craig x reader (all aged up 18+)
summary; just hc's!
warnings; slight cussing
a/n; sorry i didn't write for wendy idk how to write for her!!
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YOUR FRIEND GROUP WITH THEM
craig forced you guys into all getting guinea pigs. it was at 3am too. craig saw the 24 hour pet star and was literally begging you both to get one. obviously you guys got one because craig couldn't stfu🙄. tweek named his espresso and you named yours piggy. now stripe has 2 new friends to play with!! two weeks later stripe now has one friend to play with.
tweek: "AUHG G-GUYS E-ESPRESO DIED, AUGJK WHAT AM I GOING TO DO"
y/n and craig: "WTH HOW DID ESPRESSO DIE??!??!"
tweek: "I GIVE HER COFFE JUST ONCE AND THEN-"
craig: "GOD DAMMINT TWEEK GUINEA PIGS CAN'T HANDLE COFFEE!"
you guys arranged espresso a funeral. espresso was buried in craigs backyard. she didn't deserved to be buried in her murderers backyard. everyone was crying, but tweek was crying the most. a real one was lost that day. r.i.p espresso😔🙌.
ok hear me out, you guys have a garden at tweeks house. it's y'alls relaxing garden whenever you guys are stressed from school. and it smells like coffee cause tweeks parents grow their own coffee beans their!! you guys built this garden by yourselves. it has a mini water fountain and everything. even a lil bench. you guys mostly planted flowers there.
sneaking out to the park late at night is a thing you guys do once a week. at first tweek was skeptical because you could get kidnapped. but after a few times going he now enjoys it. you guys play hide and seek cops and robbers tag and much more. it's so chaotic too because it's at night you can't see anything. lot's of screaming is heard and the neighbors once called the cops on you guys because. they thought a murder was happening💀. you guys ran away whenever you saw blue and red lights.
on those lazy days you and tweek go to craigs house and set up his movie projector outside in his backyard. you guys lay on his trampoline with blankets and munch on snacks. ghibli movies are %100 being watched. but it's all fun and games until CRAIG starts jumping. oh nah you and tweek always be flying like 300 feet into the air. so you and tweek always get craig back with a double jump. craig finally got to visit outer space that night😍.
YOUR FRIENDSHIP WITH TWEEK ⋆˚✿˖°
making coffee drinks at 3am since you guys have such a bad sleep schedule!! since tweek has the keys to his parents shop. you guys sneak in and, that's when it gets real fun and messy. you guys either make the most delicious heaven sent frappuccino's on earth. OR THE MOST DISGUESTING COFFE DRINK THAT WOULD KILL A WHOLE POPULATION. like, "no tweek i aint gonna try your coffee mayo topped with celery🙄". "i'll give you $5 bucks" "ok bet" tweek really couldn't believe you drank that. he was so disappointed in you too. you drank all that just for 5 dollars tf?? even though he was disappointed in you, he recorded you drinking it. he was laughing his ass off the whole time too omfg. the next day he was so worried because he thought you died😭😭😭. in reality you got a new and exclusive virus😍.
doing your skincare for him. i feel like sometimes his anxiety makes him break out sometimes. so he comes over to your house to ask you for skin advice and for you to do his skincare! you were so excited when he asked you that like you were screaming and jumping!! tweek didn't really get the hype though🤨. first you started off with a cleanser, then a face mask. he didn't like the consistency off the face mask because it was slimey. he was like "what am i frog🙄🙄" "yes" after that you used some serums and moisturizers then you dried him off with a fan. bro was so tired and about to fall asleep until he saw you grab more boxes. "oh jesus christ what now" "nose strips and pimple patches duh🙄" tweek actually felt nice and relaxed after you were done. it became it weekly thing for you to do his skincare. but after a while he finally does it on his own everyday. he now has the most clearest skin!! thanks you to you ofc<3
so yk how tweek has his buttons all messed up on his shirt. sometimes they pop out due to his twitches so you always sew them back on just for him. but you've been sewing his buttons on for awhile and he quicky grasps the steps very easily. after a bit of practice he learned to sew his own buttons. anyways he wanted to learn a little bit more advanced things then just sewing buttons. so you taught him more! after a couple months he made so many things. like gloves, plushies, bags and much more. but his favorite thing to do is emborder his jeans and shirts. once you guys bought each other jeans and spent the whole night and morning embroidering little things and doodles about each other. i just think this is a cute little niche thing that he does. :)
baking coffee cupcakes with him is for sure a thing you guys do. he has a huge sweet tooth! i feel like older tweek is not trying to drink as much coffee since it's been damaging him since he was a kid😭. so he starts somewhere small. you suggest coffee cupcakes since he has a sweet tooth and he loves the idea. it still has coffee but not as much. he actually created the cupcake recipe and it turned out so good!! so don't be surprised when it's 4am and you get a message from tweek that says, "lets go to walmart and get stuff for coffee cupcakes." you say yes ofc because his cupcakes are so delicious!! once you guys get back from walmart. you guys put on your matching aprons and then start baking together. tweek is the cupcake expert here so you follow his instructions. whenever you mix and measure things tweek has to watch you because. one time you put the whole bottle of vanilla extract because you were talking to him and you didn't even notice. once you guys bit into those cupcakes...... you spat them back out cause they were so nasty. this time the cupcakes turned out delicious because tweek was monitoring you😭.
YOUR FRIENDSHIP WITH CRAIG ୨୧⋆ ˚。
so i hc that craig loves space as much as stripe so going to the space museum. are definitely things that you guys love to do and always do. you guys always go once a month if not more!! whenever you guys to the space museum, you never fail to smile at craigs lit up face when he enters🤭. his favorite exhibit is the big shuttle that takes up the whole place. the first time you guys were there you snuck onto the shuttle and toured it. it was all going until you guys got caught by security. you tried to ditch them but y'all still got caught. you both flipped off security whenever they escorted you out🙄. his 2nd favorite exhibit is the star room. it's a projector that shows stars on the ceilings and all the planets are hanging in there. there's also old love music playing in the background. this exhibit is for couples but he don't care. every time it's empty you guys pull up and start slow dancing. only for a minute because every time you see craigs serious face you start laughing and he does too. you guys can't take anything seriously😭 .
you and craig always have photoshoots with your guinea pigs. ik this sounds childish but, you and craigs love for guinea pigs are unmatched😔🙌. craig always goes to your house for the photoshoots. some examples that you've guys done are astronauts, race car drivers, and barbie and ken! and these photoshoots turn out so good im not even kidding. the accessories and clothes are hand made by y'all ofc. and the backgrounds are painted by craig. you always take the photos. craig does too sometimes but they turn out blurry. "i can take the photos this time if you want" "NO ITS OK I'LL TAKE THEM" (craig always prints out the photos and tapes it to his walls.) once stripe and piggy are done you let them run around in their own play area. THESE ARE SPOILED GUINEA PIGS. they have a bunch of toys, mazes that they can go through and much more. you and craig got jobs just so you can support your children🙌. once their tired from playing around you guys always make them gourmet food. craig also bought them little tables and chairs so they can eat😭. you guys get the best lettuce and herbs for your guinea pigs. and yk they be eating good since they're a lil chunky. you and craig always chop up all the veggies and plate them up. in the end you guys are very responsible and loving parents.
whenever it's late at night and the stars are beautiful expect a message from craig saying: "MEET ME ON KROOFTOP RN STAQRS LOOOK PRETYYW😭" you meet up with craig so he can read astronomy books to you. BUT only when the stars are extra pretty. obviously craig owns all the astronomy books so he brings that and a flashlight! you on the other hand, you bring blankets and snacks! craig always reads while you just sit and listen. you never offer to read just so you can hear his voice more🤭. "astronyisaphenonminathathathasbeen-" "WOAH OWAH SLOW DOWN" you say. craig says, "it's not my fault im a smarter intellectual and faster reader than you🤓🤓🤓" (with sarcasm) you guys also look for constellations too! craigs house is the best place for constellation sighting. "isn't that the big chipper or something like that?" "no you dumbass it's the big dipper🙄" you always stay up on his roof top until the dawn of morning. so it's a bonus that you get to see the sunrise too. "the sunrise is so much more prettier than those stars" "get out of my house"
craig has a thing for lego's so he insists on inviting you whenever whenever the lego set he got was easy enough for you to build. if the set is advanced then he'll stick to building it himself and here's why. it was your first time building a lego set with craig. it was that big star wars starship model. it was all finished and craig was so proud he could cry. ohhh but he did cry whenever you dropped the starship model on the ground. "y/n get out" "OH SHIT S-SORRY CRAIG IM SORR-" "please y/n just get out" THAT BIG BABY DIDN'T WANT YOU TO SEE HIM CRY OVER PIECES OF PLASTICCCC. once he started crying you hugged him. "OH Y/N SHE WAS BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL I TELL YA!!!" you told him that you were soooo sorry for dropping it and he forgave you. (he still holds you accountable till this day) that's why you and craig stick to easy models. like the valentines models personally those are his favorite to build with you because they are cute and simple. whenever it's february craig always gets a new valentine set for each day until valentines day. whenevr it's valentines day craig got the flower lego set for you and him😳. craig will always insist to build lego's when there's nothing to do "*sighhh* im boredddd" "wanna build leg-"
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i always laugh when people say jon likes women who can kick his ass bc the poor boy had ONE relationship and didn’t have much choice 😭😭
okay my rant here is that i think people often try to fit jon into this dichtomy of attraction that is wildly sexism and full of madonna-whore shit. "jon likes ACTION GIRLS" vs "jon likes SOFT WOMEN" do y'all hear yourselves, really???? silly!!!!
i think it's clear what jon is attracted to is compassion and competence and that can look like anything. his most fond memories of ygritte include that moment with the giants where she starts crying, because she's displaying compassion for these people that are the last of their kind. he loves ygritte because she's good at being a soldier. he has his fixation on val because she's good at being a fighter and can defend herself. he likes satin a lot because satin shows himself to have several skills, including archery. he loves sam because sam is smart, and upfront, and sweet. you can be smart and upfront and sweet and competent and be a girl in a dress or a girl in armor. so like, yeah jon would definitely be attracted to a woman who can kick his ass, but "kick jon's ass" can mean a lot of things; i think a woman who is simply a lot more intelligent than him is also likely to spark his interest!
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I remember people were giving you shit for saying not to vote for Kamala. And now they're telling everyone too not to vote for Kamala 😭.
yeah that shit was crazy and i deleted the post because i thought i was going to get called out or cancelled 🗿. i said what i said and still mean it although i do understand what others were saying, i appreciate that they explained it politely too. but telling me that just bc im not american i cant have an opinion on american politics is so weird, bc if my opinion was good then it WOULD matter to you? lmao, thats so odd. anyway. she's a zionist racist homophobic transphobic whore; i will never understand why y'all fought to the sunset and back with me. i will never understand why it was wrong of me (all bc im not american) to say dont vote for her, why it was wrong for me to have an opinion on another country while the president youre voting for IS LITERALLY INVOVLED IN MASS KILLINGS OF AKMOST ALL MIDDLE EASTERN COUNTRIES. please make it make sense oh my god??. glad i can let out my frustration. i knew i was fucking right with my opinion but im glad others agree and see what i mean too. i think the sad part is that, both trump and kamala are fucking terrible people but one of them are definitely going to be president - all the promises they told y'all are just lies (every politician ever), and theyre only making your country fall. saying that you want to vote for someone who is doing good for your country is contradicting and stupid if you think about it because no politician or oresident has genuinely done something good for america that has lasted or been abided to, every politician has their ass in the middle east they do not give a flying fuck about their own people. i get y'all don't want to vote zionists but you want to consider kamala harris because she "has some good opinions" but please do your research. it is free to educate yourselves on these matters, THAT is your privilege. and don't get me started on trump, trump is a terrible piece of shit who shouldn't even be in this field of work let alone run for presidency. all these things he's wanting to start abd give out is fucking weird and disgusting and end of the world type of shit y'all need to be fucking careful. can't rlly tell someone what to do or who to vote but you can educate them and whatnot. this is all just my opinion on it and i dont want to hear no "europeans should stop giving their opinions on our politics" type of bullshit as if america isn't involved in EVERY COUNTRY but THEIR OWN. and just because our opinion is something you don't want to here, doesn't mean it isn't valid. im sure theres a lot i haven't said that are important to mention but i have wrote too much here and rn lol,, everyone's got their own thoughts and own perspectives but this is mine. america was never great and it will never be great. im going to shut up now.
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"#(i'm gonna be sooooo disappointed if their nokia arena setlist is practically the exact same as their tour setlist but with more pyros 🙄)" YES EXACTLY! I'm going to be mad if the only special thing at Nokia Arena will be the supports and a ton of pyros and flashing lights 🙈 Sure I guess they kinda have to play the Exit Emotions songs (🙄) but please let there be a good amount of older songs too 😭
You get it 😭 Like, naturally the focus will be on their new songs, but from what I've understood, the Nokia Arena show will also be a sort of celebration of their 10-year anniversary, so I'm totally gonna expect it to be at least a little more special also in terms of the songs they play, even though I know it might be in vain 😔
I have sooooooo many opinions of their setlists anyway, gonna put them under a read-more in case someone's not up for seeing (minor) criticism lol (not even that tbh, just some constructive feedback / ideas, as if I know anything about how the music business works and how setlist for rock shows/tours are built)
I feel like they've for the past 2 years been playing pretty much the same setlist at shows, which is a huge shame imo because they have sooooooo many great songs in the catalogue, which would allow more frequent rotation in setlist. Obviously I understand they can't make a new setlist for every show, and that's not what I mean to say anyway, but it would be nice to hear different songs from time to time, you know? Sure, some songs get dropped when brand new ones are taken in, but I think the "base" setlist has stayed pretty much intact for two years now. I do understand why they keep such songs as Over My Dead Body and Died Enough For You in their setlists, because hey, they are fan favourites and solid live songs, and also in a way "prototype examples" of Violent Pop, right?
This is why I think they should, instead of using pretty much the same exact setlist for their shows both in Europe/Finland as well as in the US, they could very easily, with the fanbase they already have in Europe, include more older/unknown/non-single songs in their own headline shows, vs. the supporting act slots they play in the States (or at random heavy metal festivals in Europe) to audiences of which only a few have ever even heard of them, in which they could focus on new-ish singles as well as these "prototype Violen Pop" ones such as OMDB and DEFY. Because there's definitely a difference in between playing a show in front of an audience who only just heard about the band five seconds ago (to put it bluntly lol) vs. playing a show in front of an audience who knows the lyrics to ALL their songs, not just the few singles they've maybe heard on the radio/tv. Sorry if I'm stating the obvious here lol, I don't mean to assume y'all haven't already thought about this yourselves, I'm just writing down my own thoughts 😅
That being said, of course I don't know what it takes to rotate multiple different setlists instead of using just one setlist tour after tour 🤔 I don't know how much they have to practice their setlists before the go on tour? Naively I assume they know how to play their own songs (not counting the brand new ones they've never played live 😅). In any case, the reason I was low-key disappointed with the ice hall show was very much because of the setlist, which was the exact same as at the cruise the day before and at Pakkahuone the day after. Pakkahuone, in my opinion, was "just" a regular club show, i.e. not a special one like one expects a goddamn ice hall one to be, so the ice hall one didn't really feel as special as it could've been. Sure, the visual effects were cool and Robin was there which was definitely not expected lol, but in therms of the songs they played it was more or less like any other BC show. But idk, I wonder if the hassle with the bankruptcy of their booking agency maybe had some effect on how the show turned out? 🤷‍♀️
The Nokia Arena show is said to last for about 1½ hours. Now, if their headline shows on the spring tour last about 60 minutes, I really hope that the extra half an hour at the Nokia Arena show will not be filled with just some more light shows, pyros and other visual effects, but instead with actual music! I'm not expecting them to play some of their reaaaaaaaally old songs like Naysayers or whatever (unpopular opinion: not a huge fan of their super older stuff lol sorry), but even some less-played songs from Violent Pop? One of their recent setlist decisions I really can't understand is that Timebomb was dropped to give room to newer songs, because not only in my own humble opinion but also objectively speaking I think that song is one of their best ever. It's such a fucking masterpiece and definitely among the top 5 best songs they've ever made. Obviously any artist/band is in love with their newest songs and thinks that every new song they drop is the "best song we've ever made!!" but honestly I doubt that the 12 songs on Exit Emotions are going to be the best 12 songs they've ever written 😶 (because, again, in my extremely subjective opinion, all of the singles from LOTSAD alone have been better than any single from the new album, excluding maybe Die Another Day. not saying I hate the new songs, but none of them are going to my personal top 10 of BC songs. but yeah, obviously BC's not making music with my personal preferences in mind lol, just stating my opinion again 😂 I have more opinions on their new music, but that's another post entirely)
Still, I'm excited for the Nokia Arena show and I'm sure it'll be fun 🥺 the Irish pub we went to after the Pakkahuone show is right next to it btw, so maybe that's our afterparty location settled, eh? 🥰
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tripthelightfandomtastic · 2 years ago
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I posted 5,790 times in 2022
That's 5,782 more posts than 2021!
2,746 posts created (47%)
3,044 posts reblogged (53%)
Blogs I reblogged the most:
@sing-against-the-sky
@sinners-go-to-drink-the-wine
@ejacutastic
I tagged 3,395 of my posts in 2022
Only 41% of my posts had no tags
#gvf - 2,220 posts
#greta van fleet - 2,168 posts
#josh kiszka - 1,897 posts
#jake kiszka - 1,876 posts
#danny wagner - 1,861 posts
#sam kiszka - 1,828 posts
#jake gvf - 1,815 posts
#josh gvf - 1,810 posts
#danny gvf - 1,787 posts
#sam gvf - 1,769 posts
Longest Tag: 138 characters
#im going crazy im giggling like an idiot at my desk my coworker asked me whats so funny and im just laughing bc what am i supposed to do??
My Top Posts in 2022:
#5
Neon Moon- S.F.K
Authors Note:
Haven't been able to stop thinking about making another period piece, but this time, The Wild West! I've been on a real Sam high lately and I can't stop thinking about how perfect long haired Sammy would look dressed as a cowboy, so I thought this would be a good story for him, plus I'm from the south so this was a lot of fun to write.
Synopsis:
You and your least favorite cowboy on the ranch have to ride out on a cattle drive alone together until one night tensions run high under the moonlight.
Word count: 9.9K (this is becoming a pattern)
WARNING: 18+ Minors DNI, Enemies to lovers smut, but make it a western. Swearing, alcohol, minor injury, fingering, light spanking, raw doggin' (wrap before you tap it with a cowboy babes).
Pairing: Cowboy!Sam x female reader
Let me know what you think, I love hearing from y'all! Let me know if you wanna be tagged in a future post and hit up my messages if you want a request for a future story! YEEHAW!
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Mended. J.M.K
Author’s Note: This story holds alot of my own bullshit from my past and kind of my journey back to self acceptance and letting go of what had been done to me. I'm hoping you guys enjoy my story, I've been wanting to move this pain into art and something that doesn't just belong to me anymore.
Requests:
Anon:
From the prompts, can u do something with Josh using: “ when i am near you, i finally know how it feels to breathe without worry, without caution. i just feel safe with you… “Like the reader had been in a toxic relationship prior to meeting Josh and when she feels how comfortable he makes her feel she confesses this quote to him??? And the whole thing is all fluffy and heartfelt🥺🥰😍😭 thank u sis for feeding us so well😩😩😩
And this Anon as well, I sort of added them to the pot!
Anon:Ok I’m shy but here I go😭🙈
Can you do something with the prompt:
“Just do what feels good baby, there’s no rush…”
Like maybe it’s her first time ✨riding✨ him and he’s kinda helping her and encouraging her? Something along those lines🥰
I kind of combined both of these requests for this fic!
Synopsis: After being with your boyfriend for so long, the two of you find yourselves sharing a long awaited first time.
Word Count: 6.2k (bit of a breeze eh?)
Pairing: Josh Kiszka x Female Reader
Warnings: Warnings: 18+ MINORS DO NOT INTERACT. Very very fluffy, very sweet, very smutty. Foul language, oral, mentions of past sexual abuse and sexual trauma. (Wrap it before you tap your beautiful boyfriend)
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Snow Angel. J.M.K
authors note:
This is the first gvf one shot I've ever written and it's been ages since I've written like this before so I hope you enjoy it.
Synopsis:
On your vacation to a ski resort you run into the sexiest man on the mountain who practically saves your life.
Word count: 9.9K
WARNING: 18+ Minors DNI, fluff, definitely smutty, very smutty, praise, swearing, alcohol, oral (f recieving), raw doggin' (wrap before you tap). Mentions of injury and surgery (not crazy).
Pairing: Josh x female reader
Please let me know what you think!
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Take aways from the new Danny interview
Jake is the best cook, "from pasta to making a soup that takes 3 days"
Josh is the most particular about the band
Danny and Sam can read music Josh and Jake cannot but they say it's really not something they have to do alot
Heat Above was written 6 or 7 years before TBAGG and is the oldest song on the album
At camp fires Danny will either play on a cardboard box and bang on that or usually will play guitar
"I'm not a brother by blood but I am a brother."
They all stink after a show and all their wardrobe stinks.
Sam and Josh wash their feet right after a show and they all shower after to try and ground themselves (like duh but thank god)
Danny hasn't really Googled himself besides to see if they have his height right and when their tour dates are because he forgets
The boys had Thanksgiving together during the pandemic
Metallica is super fuckin nice
Describes himself as the most introverted in the band and is nervous to go up and introduce himself to big time artists at festivals (like girl me too I'd be so scared)
They enjoy making music videos alot (didn't say anything about any new ones or broken bells)
"New music is coming sooner than you think"
I love Danny omg he's so polite and sweet and I wanna kiss him all over.
https://youtu.be/AQnevMMLUKQ
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My #1 post of 2022
Feather Light- J.M.K
Author’s Note:
This is in response to an anon request I got asking for a tantric sex smut with Josh. I hope you can’t tell how little I know about tantric sex aside from the smut I’ve read on this godforsaken hell-site, but hey I had fun and I bet you will too! Also, I googled harem pants to see if they were what I thought they were called and now it's the only ad I get on instagram now so that’s cool.
Synopsis:
After so many relationships and sexual partners, you just can’t seem to find any real release, well, that’s until you met Dr. J.M.K.
Word count: 8.1K (some light reading)
WARNING: 18+ Minors DNI, smut but make it Dr. J.M.K, tantric sex, swearing, raw doggin' (wrap it before you tap your spiritual psychology teacher).
Pairing: Dr. J.M.K x female reader
I love hearing from all of you and what you think of my writing. Let me know what you’d like to see, any requests or if you would like to be added to my taglist for future stories! Love y’all!
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Get your Tumblr 2022 Year in Review →
This is honestly so insane to me. I made this account just around the beginning of this year just because I wanted to give Snow Angel a home and seeing it in my top 5 posts means a lot. I cannot believe the journey that this has taken me on. I am incredibly thankful of all the love you have not only shown me, but the love you have shown for my stories. I've always loved to write and I am so happy that you all seem to enjoy what I write and I am so thankful for that. You all mean the world to me, every last comment, note, funny tag and reblog means the absolute world to me and I am forever grateful and blessed for your support.
To another year on this hellsite surrounded by endless Gresties and friends. I love you all.
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after-nine-at-the-oasis · 12 days ago
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Ayy y'all got this :D
Awwww you switched :((
Honeysss no D:
See you're so much less comfortable in these, emotionally and physically xdd
Come on guys :(
Sighhh :(
That just sucks
They better switch back xD
Besides those are basic anyway
They can be fun if you want them to be but come on xd
Awww y'all :(( 🥺🥺🥺😭 that's sweet
Ayy at least you were recognized xdd
Aww that's sweet 😭❤️
True problem Gregory, that's fair xD
Aww guys :'/
Hey guys xdd at least you got that drink :)
I'm sorry Barb :(
Losing traditions just. . sucks
It really straight up sucks
:((
LOL Melissa xD
:'))
I needed to hear this
It's rough for me xd
I get it Barb :') <3
It's hard :( ❤️
Y'all got this :'))
Yeah, it'll never be the same, but you can get some new ones :'D
:((( guysss
The tag is crazy 💀 xD
Awww that's cute :)
What are they xD
Imagine if it was an obscure reference and that's Lucas from the musical xD
OHHH coooool :OO :D
I didn't get a good look at the guy lol
That's great I love that :D
YEEAHHH GUYS SWITCH BACK :DDD WHOOO
YESSS just do it :)
It's about you guys just having fun :D
People can tell when you're not being yourselves
I bet y'all have em in the car anyway xD
YAYYY
Lol fair but yeah give him a minute xD
OOF did y'all dirty 💀💀😭 xD
Sorry guys
YEAAHHHH WHOOOOO THAT'S MY BABEYS 👏👏👏🥳🥳👏🥰!!
And explain and maybe now people will love it :D
Ahh gosh xd
I was hoping the adults would like it but alas :')
AWWW JACOB 😭😭😭😭🥺🥺🥺❤️
STOP he's so sweet oh my gosh <333
Awww rude 😭💀 xD
Jacob's not even clapping xD I know you're in the moment but come on Jacob lol
Oof y'all :(
YOOO GO OFF AVA
Why are y'all all at the same bar XDD
Alright eat it up girl 😌���
Nah it's Blade girl!
Yeahhh :D
DANG okay go off girl o.o :o :D
Whooo 🥳🥳🥳
At least she got some love xdd hers is eating
Oop?
How so?
Go y'all :D
OOHHHH okay I get it!!!
That's cool :D
And that can be a fun new tradition 🥰 go off y'all :))
Awww bye Barb :'))
Why am I suspicious xd
Feels suspicious xD
She'll be fine lol
OOPE OH NO OH MY GOSH YOU BROUGHT SWEET CHEEKS?? XD
OH LOL OKAY XD
Phew good
All of them like YEEAHHH
Yeah they are drunk lol
But it's nice to see them all hanging out together :))
Aww lol yall
:'O Awww Barbara's there watching :')) that's sweet
Yeah, it's okay honey <33
AWWW yayy good for them :'D
OOF LOL Janine xD
AWWWW STOPP LOOK AT THEM :'DDD 🥰🥺🥺🥰❤️
That's so cute <3
xD them
Aww y'all 🥰 nice :'D
I liked this episode, it was fun and really good :')) they all are but yk
Do we have time for a last little bit??
Okay good :D
Oop?
HELLO O.O??
Are those her friends?? XD
Or kids?? Idek XDD
OKAY GIRL EAT IT UP AVA
Nice lol
Ope gosh
Ahh yeah so kids from chool xD
LOL that was fun
Loved the episode!! Such a great one :D
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angstsfordays · 2 years ago
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Save me, Save you [7/?]
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Pairing: Stephen Strange x Enhanced! Avenger Reader
Summary: Your fights mostly belonged on the grounds while he worked mostly in the mystic and cosmic realms. Even though you both fought together in the infinity war to stop Thanos, you and Stephen Strange hardly ever interacted with one another. It only took one incidental misunderstanding between the two of you to bring both of you closer than ever. For two people who do not believe that they could find love, all we can say is that love finds you unexpectedly.
Chapter synopsis: Moving in together only proved to bring you and Stephen closer than ever. When the two of you inadvertently got dragged to go on a first actual ‘date’, one of you have finally decided to acknowledge your feelings about the other.
Warnings: Get ready for an emotional rollercoaster! Deeper emotions and angst come in as Stephen realises how deep his feelings for the reader are. 😭
Christine’s appearance in the story is finally here too! 🫣
Word count: 6.3k
Notes: Chapter 7 is finally here! 😊 This one is quite lengthy but I hope you all will enjoy it! I'm so grateful for the support that all of you have given to this story; it definitely helps keep me motivated to write more! Let me know how this chapter made y'all feel, I can't wait to chat about it with everyone! 🥰
Love, Angstsfordays 🫶🏼
Chapters: Prologue | One | Two | Three | Four | Five | Six |
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It has been well almost two weeks since you moved in and while you have settled into the living quarters at the Sanctum, you have yet to feel at ease staying in Stephen’s room.
After yourselves in each other’s arms the following morning, the two of you agreed to place boundaries with the help of a long pillow. The two of you managed to keep yourselves to each other’s side of the bed, making it less awkward when you woke up in the morning.
Although every now and then, there were embarrassing situations that happened between the two of you while rooming together.
The prominent one being walking into each other while in the bathroom when not expecting the other. You two have definitely seen more of each other (albeit on accident) than the entire time of knowing each other.
You were embarrassed to admit the number of times your mind wandered to the time you came back to your shared room from grabbing water in the kitchen one night.
You believed your jaws never dropped harder to the floor when you saw Stephen coming out of the steaming bathroom- shirtless with only a towel hanging low on his waist. Your eyes were focused on each bead of water (which dripped from his wet hair) making their way down his toned chest and abs. Stephen caught you staring and while he was initially surprised, his mouth morphed into a smirk at your ogling.
He never let you live that down- especially at how he now slept shirtless. Something which you nagged him about getting cold but he refuted it by claiming he always felt warm and that he would only feel even more warm now that summer was here. Pfft, show off.
You were still floored at the memory of that body which did not deserve to be hidden beneath the conservative robes he always donned.
Oh my gosh! Why were you thinking about his body again? Snap out of it, Y/N!
Little did you know, Stephen was also reminding himself to get it together when it came to you. His heart would race just a little whenever he recalled about that one time he walked in on you in just your underwear.
Forgetting to take your clothes in with you to the bathroom, you took the leap of faith to go back into the bedroom knowing that Stephen had woke up and gotten ready earlier than you. You liked to play music on your speaker while getting ready so you didn’t hear the door open behind.
Pondering over what to wear as you ruffled through the wardrobe, you were slightly bent over to find your favourite pair of pants and didn’t notice the sorcerer who started to turn red for staring and admiring you from the back.
Even though you were only wearing a simple basic set of matching black bra and panty, Stephen could not deny that you were utterly breath-taking and sexy as hell.
While Cloakie did like the idea of you and Stephen together, it did not mean the sentient relic was going to let Stephen ogle at you any further.
Stephen was not your actual boyfriend so he absolutely did not have the privilege to look at you- the sentient relic thought to itself before swiftly making an attempt to cover Stephen’s eyes which the Doctor then retaliated by trying to pry Cloakie off him.
The scuffle between the two caught your attention and you shrieked as you saw that Stephen was in the room while you were not fully dressed. You threw your pants at him with as much force as a seasoned baseball pitcher. Stephen was taken back by the force and almost tripped on his own foot.
“What the fu-Stephen!” You screamed before Cloakie opened the door, pulled Stephen out abruptly and shut the door for you. That night, Cloakie had made sure to wrap itself extra tightly around yourself as you slept for ‘extra protection’ while pushing Stephen as close to the edge of the bed possible.
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The whole fake dating also turned out be less of a problem than you thought. As you and Stephen already got along well, it was not hard to convince people you two were an item. of the students and Masters at Kamar-Taj were convinced that you two didn’t want to be too public with your relationship in order to stay professional, thus there was no need to be put up any sort of dramatic display of affection when the both of you were on the grounds.
Even though, you did feel puzzled at the fact that many of the female students would come up to you from time to time and comment that they always felt like you and Stephen had an undeniable chemistry.
The female students gushed in fits of giggles as they fawned about how his entire demeanour would change when you’re in the room- the harsh and cold look on his face would soften during his interactions with you and how he looked at you like you’re his entire universe. You were awkward at receiving these compliments and managed to pass it off as being shy that all of these were part of their fervent imagination-because you could never believe Stephen would ever really act that way about you.
Stephen and you did have to take it up a notch when you two were around America especially when that one time she pointed out the lack of physical contact between the both of you.
“The couples at my school are always shoving tongues into each other’s mouth and making out, it’s disgusting. It’s nice that the two of you aren’t like that.”
“Oh, thank you?” You chuckled at her compliment? America continued to quip, “But I don’t see the two of you kissing or hugging a lot now that your relationship is out in the open, so that’s weird.”
“Except for that one time at the Kamar-Taj courtyard! That was tastefully hot.” America said it like it was not a big deal. However, it was for both you and Stephen as the two of you started heating up in your cheeks at thinking about that incident.
You looked at Stephen while Stephen looked at you back, the both of you still processing if you should be weirded out by what the teenager just said.
“Well, America, We’re not like your teenage schoolmates. We’re adults.” Stephen explained nonchalantly in an attempt to look cool before he took several steps closer to you.
“Bye, sweetheart. I’m off for class.” Bringing you in for a hug, Stephen took you by surprise with the term of endearment and you couldn’t respond properly before he placed a soft kiss on your temple.
Whispering ‘what the hell’ softly in his ears as you pulled back, Stephen just stared back you before his eyes moved to the side, hinting at America who was now watching intently at your interaction. You cleared your throat before mustering your biggest smile.
“Bye babe.” You murmured softly before leaning in for a kiss near the corner of his lips. Shock That was definitely not where you were aiming for, you aimed for the cheek but got too nervous!
Stephen bit his lips to withhold a full-blown smile at the return of your ‘affection’ and just returned a smirk back upon seeing your astonished face after you realised what you just did. He then turned to America, “Besides America, you don’t wanna see how we really kiss and hug.”
“Eww gross!” The young girl exclaimed in disgust while your jaw dropped at his insinuation. Stephen winked at her before throwing you a last glance with a mischievous look- one that he rarely showed to anyone else.
You knew this was all an act but why did he had to be so annoyingly cute?
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While Wong was off for a well-deserved short getaway, Stephen was placed in charge as ‘acting’ Sorcerer Supreme and was tasked with helping you to get assimilated to your role as an external trainer at Kamar-Taj. He had been busy for the past week so today was the first time he actually saw you in action.
He decided that he was going to sit in for a class to evaluate how you did and discuss on anything that you might need help on.
As Stephen walked into your class, he was amazed at how you carried yourself with confidence and enthusiasm. He could hear much laughter from your class which attest to your popularity as well.
While things were going well, Stephen couldn’t help but notice the eyes of a few younger male students walking pass and then standing at the side to observe you too. Following their gaze, Stephen realised that they were checking you out.
Not in the usual robes that everyone would wear at Kamar-Taj, you were wearing your usual workout attire which consisted of tights and a form fitting mesh hoodie. Jealousy was bubbling within Stephen like an erupting volcano at what was happening in front of him.
He decided that he had no choice but to step in to protect your honour. When Stephen had caught your eye, you smiled to find him sitting in your class and decided to give your class a short break to catch up with him.
While you were all smiles to see him, you were confused upon seeing his tight pursed lips.
“What’s wrong, Stephen?” Stephen’s gaze was directed behind your head before he looked back at you.
“Y/N, have you been wearing this to conduct classes?”
“Err yes?” Your brows furrowed in confusion at his weird question.
Stephen added a formality to his tone as he spoke, “This is not the proper attire that we adhere to the training grounds of Kamar-Taj.”
You were sure your face was like one of those memes as it scrunched up in bewilderment. “Wong never said anything about it, he said to wear what’s comfortable.”
“Clearly too comfortable. We emphasize on modesty when it comes to our dressing.” Stephen voiced as he gestured to his own attire and to the others as an example. You looked around to see some of the male students who weren’t in your class swiftly turning to leave.
You rolled your eyes at what Stephen was insinuating. You didn’t like what those guys were doing but you looked at yourself and didn’t think you were wearing anything that was way out of line. This was basically standard attire back when in the academy and Avengers compound.
You folded your arms while huffing in frustration at Stephen’s stubbornness. Turning your head to look away from him, you noticed that people’s eyes were on the two of you two.
The people in your class and those who passed by stopped to see the tense yet exciting exchange. It was getting interesting because this was not just between the acting Sorcerer Supreme and a mere trainer, but between Stephen and yourself- boyfriend and girlfriend.
“You can’t be serious? I’m not wearing anything revealing, I’m all covered up.” You tried to stay calm while reasoning with him but Stephen did not answer you and instead conjured up a robe that was similar to most of what other Masters at Kamar-Taj wore.
“I just don’t want them looking at you like that. I will deal with them later.” Stephen’s voice softened a little even though his face still looked stiff.
Your grimaced at the dull colour and unflattering cut. Looking up to Stephen like how Puss did Shrek in the movies, you hoped to soften him up and talk him out of making you wear the robes.
Adding in an endearing voice, you pleaded. “Stephen, do I really have to wear this? You know grey is not really my colour.”
“Oh and what colour would you like? I can change it to your liking.”
You winced at his relentlessness and your expression immediately turned sour when you realised he was really resolute on you wearing the robe.
“So are you telling me to wear this as my ‘boyfriend’ or my boss?” Muttering under your breath so only Stephen and yourself would hear this.
“If I say boyfriend, you will try to weasel your way out of this so I am going to go with boss.”
You scoffed at his display of authority and realised you had no choice but to relent. He was indeed your boss and it wouldn’t be nice to challenge him in front of all of his juniors.
However, you also had your own pride and you couldn’t believe he was actually dictating what you had to wear. In an act of defiance, you pulled down the zipper of your hoodie to reveal the cropped bra top you wore beneath. Gasps could be heard at your sudden show of skin and Stephen could feel even more eyes on you which made him even more upset.
“Y/N! You can’t just remove your clothing like that-”
You shoved your jacket in his chest before taking the robes and putting them on. Throwing him a fierce glare, you flicked your head back at him before asking for class to resume, blatantly ignoring his presence thereafter for the whole day.
You refused to sleep in the same room that night and didn’t even explain to him that you were going to bunk with America. Stephen felt like he did no wrong but can’t help feeling like he did.
He missed your presence in bed sorely and contemplated asking you to come back. As he made his way over to America’s room, he knocked before opening the door to see you in an  uncomfortable position to fit into America’s much smaller bed.
You were already fast asleep while America was still on her phone. Bringing his finger to his lips to signal to America to not make any sound, Stephen gently scooped you up in his arms to bring you back to your room.
America gave Stephen a smug cheeky grin before giving him a thumbs up. You were rustled awake by the movement and was too tired to open your eyes entirely. You knew you were being carried by Stephen and while you did not forgive him for what he did earlier, your arm automatically curled around his neck for support.
“You can continue to be mad at me but at least not with a strained neck and back.”
Letting out a hum that sounded like an agreement, you gladly let him take you back to bed as you tried your hardest to not smile like a fool at his affectionate gesture.
The two of you went way too deep in your ‘fake-dating’ act that the both of you don’t realise that real feelings were now thrown into the mix. Your act wasn’t much of an act anymore.
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You were making brunch on a Sunday afternoon for everyone who slept in late in the sanctum when Stephen walked into the kitchen after he had freshened up. America already had settled herself in one of the seats as she was watching some short videos on her phone.
He was dressed in his Sunday casual attire- his Columbia University sweater (the one that you secretly loved and made him look so human beneath his intimidating persona) and casual sweat pants.
Stephen came up from behind you and rests one of his hand on your shoulder while his head hovered near your shoulder.
“That smells great, sweetheart.” The deep baritone in his voice sent shivers down your spine- in the best way possible. You held your breath as he rubbed your shoulder affectionately before moving aside to prep his morning coffee.
His actions sent your mind and heart in a frenzy. The two of you are just acting in front of America- you thought.
You quietly took breaths in and out to calm yourself as you felt your heartbeat going much faster. The concentration on your cooking was momentarily interrupted when Wong entered the room after you had sent him out to get more eggs.
“Oh, Wong! Perfect timing-” You exclaimed excitedly, but your smile dropped at his serious expression.
“What’s wrong?” Asking in concern, you switched off the heat on your pan as you turned to see your friend who now wore an extremely guilty look.
“Well when I was getting eggs for our brunch, I bumped into Christine.” Your mouth formed an ‘o’ as you weren’t sure where this was going. Upon hearing his ex’s name, Stephen immediately placed down his cup of coffee and came by your side.
America’s ears perked up upon hearing the name- she definitely knew who Christine was from her trips to other universes. She wondered what happened for Wong to look dead serious- not that he usually wasn’t.
“We just chatted, you know usual small talk and of course she asked about you Stephen-“ Wong started explaining before he looked up at you in particular with a slightly nervous eye.
“I might have mentioned Y/N and how you two were dating.”
“Alright, and did she say anything?” Stephen was slightly taken aback at the revelation but kept his cool while hearing everything out first.
“She hopes to meet up with the two of you to get the chance to know you Y/N.” Your heart sank. What was happening?! Upon seeing how you went so quiet, Wong stepped closer in concern.
“Y/N, I apologise. You must feel uncomfortable to meet Stephen’s ex, although I reassure you, she is a very nice person.” All attention was on you which made you feel uneasy. Licking your lips nervously, you looked up to Stephen.
Of all possible scenarios that could come from your agreement to fake-date, he would have least expected Christine to be involved. It was not Christine he was worried about, it was you. Stephen never wanted to put you in an awkward position.
Everyone’s attention was shifted when a buzz was heard from Stephen’s phone and as he looked at his phone. He spoke as his eyes moved from his screen to your eyes.
“That was Christine, asking if we could meet up next week.” A soft gasp could be heard from America as she witnessed the dramatic turn of events.
“Listen, we don’t have to meet her if you don’t want to.” It would be best to avoid meeting Christine to avoid complications but as you felt America and Wong’s stares on you, you felt an immense amount of pressure.
Reaching for your hand, Stephen gave it a gentle squeeze of reassurance. He was thinking the exact same thing as you and you were heartened to know that you were on the same wavelength.
“Maybe not so soon.” Your carefully thought-out answer was made to diffuse the tense situation. The rest of you resumed your brunch session as per normal and you sighed in relief at thinking that this matter had been settled.
While you were making your way back to your room for a lazy afternoon nap, Stephen’s voice caught your attention from the corner of the living room.
“She’s just busy so we’re not able to make time.” You couldn’t make out what Christine was speaking on the hone but you stayed on behind a wall to hear everything and hopefully you could piece the conversation.
“Maybe another time.” Stephen answered before taking a pause.
“Yes, I’m happy, Christine. She makes me happy.” Hearing those words caused a feeling of butterflies in your stomach. Even though you knew Stephen only said those words to keep up your act, you still couldn’t shake off the pounding feeling within your chest.
“You would like her.” Stephen said before he ended the call. You didn’t realise he was already walking to leave the room until you sensed his presence near you.
You gave a wry smile when you realised that you had been caught eavesdropping on his private conversation. “Sorry.”
“Don’t be.” Stephen fiddled with his fingers nervously at the thought of you hearing what he had to say to Christine. You might have believed that he was only saying it to keep your pretend dating act but he knew that the words were no further from the truth in his heart.
“She really wants to meet up, huh.” You deduced from the snippets that you heard from the phone call conversation.
“I quote as she says, ‘I want to meet the woman that has you enamoured’.” Stephen tried to play it cool as he tried to bring humour in which only made you face-palmed at the second-hand embarrassment that followed.
“Oh god, I can’t believe she said that.” Stephen chuckled at your dorky reaction.
“She just can’t believe someone is able to tolerate my egoistic personality.” You recalled Stephen mentioning this from one of the late-night heart to heart talk you had when you had begun sharing a room. Stephen had shared that he believed he had became a better man after his incident and had planned to win Christine back, but also found it difficult due to his growing responsibilities as a ‘superhero’.
When Stephen shared about the only woman he ever loved, you didn’t expect your heart to clench so hard as he spoke fondly of her. It was clear he had a deep love for Christine and held an important place in his heart.
Why did you feel such deep sadness? You weren’t really dating him so why did this sense of disappointment set into your heart when you realized that you would never measure up to how much Christine was placed in Stephen’s heart.
“I get that she cares for me but I’m really fine. I’m starting to think she is pitying me because she had moved on and I was trying to reassure her I did the same.”
“We should meet her.” Hearing your statement caused Stephen to pause in his talking and he looked at you in shock.
“But I thought you didn’t want to have more people involved in our act.”
“I know, but I want to help you. Convince her that you are happy now so that she doesn’t think she’s all that by moving on first.” You quipped before muttering an apology when you realised you could have offended him by shading his first love.
“None taken. You don’t need to do this for me, Y/N.” Stephen tried to convince you again that you didn’t need to meet up with Christine for him. Holding up your hand to cease his persuasion, you returned him with a determined look.
“You have done so much for me, Stephen. I want to do something for you too. And I always return the favour hundred times fold- good or bad.”
Stephen seemed rather convinced at your unwavering stance.  “Best not to be on your bad side.” He kidded before you smirked back in response.
“You could never.” Your words were laced with sincerity as you looked at the sorcerer with affection- not realising how deep your feelings for him were.
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How does one dress to meet their fake boyfriend’s ex? You looked between your two options- a blue thin-strapped mini dress and a tasteful flowy white midi dress. Both were perfect summer dress options but gave off two different vibes- one cute and one elegant.
You were still dressed in your pyjamas even though you had already done your hair and makeup. Two soft knocks rapped on the door before you replied for Stephen to come in.
“You’re not dressed yet?” Stephen stepped into the room to see you not ready when you were supposed to head out in an hour.
“I’m still deciding what to wear.”
“Women….” He joked as he shook in his head in mocked disapproval.
“Hey, I’m trying to leave a good impression on Christine! You can’t be seen with someone sloppy!” You tried to defend yourself as Stephen laughed.
“You look fine in either, it’s hard for you to look bad.” Pretending to not let his subtle compliment affect you, you continued to place the dresses over your body to decide which one was better.
“I just realised this is our first official date.” You let out and Stephen was blushing at your wording, wishing that it could have been real.
“If I could add, I like the white one on you. Reminds me of the time I saw you in the book café back then.” You made an ‘o’ with your mouth before nodding quietly to get yourself changed.
When you came out, Stephen had to pretend to keep his cool while admiring how beautiful you looked. You didn’t see his longing stare as you went to find a pair of suitable shoes. Once you were done, you turned to Stephen with a gesture to ‘reveal’ your final look.
“Does this look girlfriend-ny enough?”
Stephen gave you the stamp of approval as he nodded with a satisfied smile.
You finally got to look at what he had decided to wear- a simple light blue button up and dark grey pants. His salt and pepper hair were groomed back save for the few loose strands in the front. Your eyes went to his which sparkled in your view and the sight took your breath away.
It’s a crime to look this good- you thought.
“Do I look boyfriend-ny enough?” He threw back your question in light-hearted jest. A smile formed on your face first before you responded without thinking first, “You look beautiful.”
Stephen was stunned at your answer and you then realised what had happened. Your reply came out a little too much and you wished you could retract it.
“I mean, you look good. You always do.” Hoping that it was a good save, you quickly tried to change the topic by mentioning that you two were going to run late. Stephen did not follow you as you quickly exited the room, his mind was still stuck on your words earlier.
His heart felt like it was going to implode as he brought a hand over to feel it hammering against his chest.
The two of you made it in just in time to the place that Christine had planned- a famous and exclusive restaurant with an alfresco dining option at its rooftop.
You could see a few whispers and stares as some of the customers realised that there were two superheroes in their corner but chose to ignore them as you gingerly made your way through the tables.
Christine and her husband, Charlie had spotted you and Stephen and they both greeted you with friendly smiles and waves.
Stephen and you both paused to look at each other, the two of you exchange silent words before you first reached out to his hand and intertwined your fingers.
As the two of you finally met the married couple, all of you exchanged pleasantries. You weren’t sure how Christine and Charlie were feeling but you were downright a nervous wreck. You could feel hands becoming sweaty and felt bad for Stephen before you swiftly removed it once you were both seated to wipe your palm on your dress.
“Hi, it is so wonderful to finally meet you, Y/N. And of course you Stephen.” Christine started off with a sincere and gorgeous smile. You can understand why Stephen loved her so.
“It’s nice to meet you too.” You returned politely before laughing nervously. Christine caught on to your emotions and tried to break the ice.
“It’s crazy how the world works, I don’t know if you recalled- we actually met way back when you came into Metro-General for possible head trauma from a fire incident.” You nodded along as Christine continued to express amazement at how everything unfolded out in life- who knew that Stephen would have been now dating the Avenger he had help treated many years ago.
“I hope I had not been too forward with arranging this meetup. I just couldn’t believe that Stephen actually managed to find someone he’s so smitten with, you know aside from himself.”
You burst out laughing at her remark and the tension from the beginning had diffused from then on. All of you decided to pick out your orders from the menu first when a waiter had come by seconds later.
Charlie mentioned that the seafood platter was a highly raved dish and asked if everyone was okay with it. You were about to mention your prawn allergy before Stephen spoke up first.
“Y/N is allergic to prawns, so it would be best to leave it out if possible.” You turned to see him giving you a smile before discussing an option with the waiter. His caring action made your heart fluttered and you didn’t expect him to know about it as you never mentioned it to him before.
Stephen felt your stare and he smiled at your confused look before speaking softly, “You mentioned it to Wong when you two were discussing what to order in for dinner from that Chinese restaurant.”
You were pleasantly surprised at his attention and couldn’t hold back a smile. Your exchange didn’t go unnoticed by Christine who was quietly observing the both of you.
When Christine asked for the surface details on your relationship- how you two met and how you two got together, you surprised at how Stephen and you both explained it languidly that there was no shadow of a doubt.
The two of you would naturally exchange eye contact and loving touches every now and then to keep up a convincing act.
“You’re so sweet, it’s no wonder Stephen likes you. I’m just surprised you even like him back. You know he’s not the easiest person to be around, I would know after working with him back in Metro-General.” You let out an awkward laugh at the compliment as you turned to see Stephen looking down slightly embarrassed.
Despite her well-intentioned words, you felt slightly bad for Stephen as Christine’s words made it sound like he didn’t deserve your love.
Sneaking both arms around one of his as you pulled yourself closer to him, you spoke up, “We did have a little bit of a hiccup in the beginning but the more time I spent around him, I find him lovable.”
“He’s a changed person. I see how he has such a good heart for the people around him beneath his icy and grumpy façade and that’s when I realised that I want to give him the love that he deserves. I want to make him happy and protect him at all cost.” Despite your scripted words to convince Christine, everyone at the table could feel the sincerity that came from them.
Stephen looked at you as if you hung the stars and for a moment, he thought that maybe just maybe, you could have an ounce of feelings for him.
No one spoke as silence followed your revelation. Shoot, had you gone overboard? Did it sound too cheesy?
“Sorry, too much feelings there. Whoops-“ You tried to play it off coolly before downing your drink.
Charlie went on to start a new conversation topic and you chimed in immediately to divert away from your bold ‘declaration’ of love earlier. What your table didn’t realise what that there was someone who was paying close attention to all four of you from the moment Stephen and you had arrived.
A man who had bitter feelings for someone at your table. And as your table started to have laughter, the man started to get upset seeing a certain sorcerer smiling widely. He picked up the red wine that he had ordered for himself and made his way to the table with a vengeance.
“Stephen Strange, this is for you!”
Everything happened too quickly before both you and Stephen could properly react. A man with a wine bottle stormed towards your direction and you quickly stood up from your seat to use your body and shield Stephen.
Cold liquid sploshed onto your back and you were heaving before it sunk into your mind that the man had thrown the contents of his bottle at you. Your pure white dress was ruined with blotches of red wine as do your back and arms too.
Stephen had never felt much fear in his life when he realised that you had placed yourself in possible danger for him. When he saw that you were seemingly alright and noticed the spots of red wine that managed to splatter on himself, he swiftly moved you slightly to see who had the audacity to attack him like this.
He then recognised the man as the fervent fan who asked for a picture with him back when he approached you in the book café a while back. The man went on to ramble about how Stephen’s portal back then had him stuck states away and he had trouble making his way back home.
Stephen was about to retaliate when your hold on him tightened and you looked at him with a pleading look.
You shook your head before looking at the man and then back at Stephen.
“He’s a harmless civilian. Everyone’s watching.”
Stephen’s head turned to see that everyone’s attention was on them and he realised that if he did anything, it could have implications given that he was somewhat of a celebrity and one of a ‘higher’ power.
Stephen still didn’t like the idea of getting him away scot-free. “But he did this to you.”
Stephen’s thumb brushed against your cheeks gently to rub away one tiny dot of wine that gotten onto you. You gave a small smile to let him know you were fine.
Reaching out to his face, you similarly brushed your fingers across the apple of his cheeks tenderly.
Charlie then intervened to help with the situation by getting the restaurant staff to get the police involved. Christine stood up to help you get cleaned up in the ladies room.
When you were giving your statement to the police arrived later with Charlie helping out (since he was friends with the cops), Christine came up to stand beside Stephen.
“She’s incredible.” Christine spoke up which gotten Stephen’s attention as he was staring at you all this while.
“She is.” Stephen’s reply was curt but full of conviction.
“I’m really happy for you Stephen. I can tell how much you love her. I never seen you look at someone like that, even me.” Stephen did not know how else to respond as Christine’s words struck a cord in him. His feelings for you were indeed real in spite of everything he didn’t believed in.
He tried to give it another shot with Christine after he became a changed man but it wasn’t enough for her.
From then on, he never felt like he deserved to find someone- to love someone because of who he was and what responsibilities he had to shoulder after he became a Master of the Mystic Arts
Then you came along and changed everything.
You made him want to love and care for someone. He wanted to love you because you were single-handedly the most wonderful person to have come into his life despite his initial apprehension of letting you into his heart.
When Stephen and you both returned home to the Sanctum, the air felt different to him. He believed that there was something he needed to do because he couldn’t hold back his feelings for you any further.
Before you stepped in to the bathroom to wash up, Stephen grabbed onto your arm- stopping you in your tracks.
You were puzzled at his action and your confusion deepened at the serious expression he wore.
“Why did you throw yourself in front of me today? What if he didn’t have a bottle of wine and something dangerous instead?”
“It was instinct.”
“Instinct?!” Your confusion grew when Stephen appeared to be unaccepting of your answer.
Stephen’s hold on you tightened and you were bewildered at what was going on. You decided to explain yourself more clearly, “I didn’t want anything to happen to you.”
Stephen’s voice sounded like it was almost laced with venom as his eyes widened at your statement. “And why would you be concerned with me? We’re not actually dating.”
Hoping to clear the air and mainly his feelings for you, Stephen felt himself getting agitated at your vague answers.
Scrunching up your face in frustration, your voice got a little louder than intended. “We might not be dating but that doesn’t stop the fact that I care about you Stephen! I protect people that I care about. I would have done it for America or Wong too.”
Your response was not what he had intended and Stephen felt himself growing hotter with each passing second- was it from embarrassment or anger? Stephen huffed out as he let go of you before turning away for a moment.
“You infuriate me.” His sharp words cut deep as you were bewildered at why he would say that.
“Why? What did I do?” Exclaiming in annoyance, you were genuinely getting upset at Stephen’s behaviour.
“So you want to protect me as a friend? Is that how you feel?” Turning back to you, you could see the defeat in Stephen’s eyes.
“What?” The word came out as a soft mutter from your mouth. You swore that Stephen’s eyes looked glossy as well and you took notice of his clenched fists. What was going on?
“I should have known better. There was no way you would have saw me any other way.” Stephen spoke through gritted teeth and you had an unsettling feeling in your stomach.
“I’ve misread your intentions. Apparently, this whole fake dating thing only serves to add more confusion!”
“What the heck are you rambling on about?” You cried in frustration.
“I’m in love with you, Y/N!” Too stunned to speak upon hearing Stephen’s proclamation, you stared back at him in astonishment. You barely stuttered out a “What?” as you weren’t sure if you heard him right.
Stephen took a deep breath and huffed before he went on to confess.
“I’m utterly and hopelessly in love with you! I don’t think I can continue to pretend to be your boyfriend anymore when I know that my feelings for you have turned real.”
In an instant, you felt like the world was crashing in on you.
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cat-sapphics · 3 years ago
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twitter's current discourse rn is "lesbian separatism was bad because it harmed bisexuals and erased their history" AND THEN IMMEDIATELY TURN AROUND and say bisexuals can't say dyke or use butch/femme DO Y'ALL HEAR YOURSELVES god the hypocrisy is so strong idk how they do it without embarrassment. like. What Did Bisexuals Lose Then if not their own history that you're still insisting they have no right of access to?? i'm so glad i wasn't born that stupid and left. 😭😭😭
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seb-owns-these-tatas · 3 years ago
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7th Dimension (Chapter 7.2)
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PREVIOUSLY ON CHAPTER 7.1
7TH DIMENSION MASTERLIST
7TH DIMENSION WATTPAD LINK (I’m always 1-2 chapters ahead in this site) (Head on to it and don’t be shy to introduce yourselves or leave a comment! <3 Love y'all! <3) (Just published Chapter 7.6 on Wattpad right now. Heehee. Feel free to head on there!)
Characters: Gojo Satoru x Small!Naive!Fem!Foreign!Reader | THIS IS A MULTI-CHAPTER FIC. THIS IS AN X READER FANFIC WHO HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO THE DIMENSION OF JUJUTSU KAISEN | (Trust me, you'll live. I hope?)
Summary: (Part 3) Mind Training with Gojo Satoru had been beneficial to the both of you. You were given a mission to bake him sweets and in return of earning a 10/10 rating from the Great Teacher Gojo would result for a Shopping Spree treat from the Strongest Jujutsu Sorcerer alive.| Additional Summary for this chapter: Gojo Satoru being in a call with Megumi always leaves the first year student agitated for what he says. However, Megumi couldn't deny the fact that he was hearing tidbits of the conversation you were having with Satoru that leaves him curious for his own good as he squinted hard enough to notice such odd disparities.
Warnings: It's like a filler chapter but its not? Megumi prolly flippin' his eyelashes during the call with Satoru? LMAO XD This is kinda' sweet if you squint hard enough? It's the littlest details tho. *coughs* I've just randomly chose a shopping mall through the use of Google, I apologize if it isn't an accurate description.
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A/N: I just realized I'm 4 chapters ahead in Wattpad right now rather than Tumblr. AAAAAAAAAA *rolls on the ground*
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Words: 2.7k+ (Next chapter will have 5k+!)
Disclaimer: PNG's or pictures used in edits, also those posted are not mine especially the GIF's. (I dunno how to make GIF's 😭) I only own the plot of 7th Dimension. But, not Jujutsu Kaisen's storyline and the characters themselves. I apologize for the typos or grammatical errors by the way! English isn't my first language so I'm so sorry in advance! Character development and personalities are based from my understanding and how I want them to be.
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"Gojo?"
Your eyes and mouth widened in awe, curbing the exhilaration through the intonation of your voice by doing your best to sound listless from the moment you've been dropped off by Ijichi, the sumptuous terrain conceiving an expansive shopping mall that left you bright eyed and bushy tailed for a fresh visualization of what Japan could offer.
JP Tower KITTE. Around 100 shops and restaurants that offer local Japanese specialties and selected quality products, it was a high-rise building which has seven stories, six above ground and one below, with each floor furbished based on a theme or concept of 'Feel Japan' which sets forth the ambiance of comfort and the delight over the culture.
Once entering the establishment, the shopping precinct held a touch in a given color of fawn and Ivory with sunburst blinding enough to have your eyes squinted due to the scintillating hoards of high-ceiling windows that drafted atop of the emporium.
People were of an elephantine classification of the walk of life. The walkways were filled with a crowd whom invested through unembellished garments till the level of snazzy sets where they were reckoned to be supermodels who were walking the runways. Sad to say, you were part of the nondescript and Satoru---with his physique, posture and face alone were to be considered arresting enough for the folks to stare at whenever they pass by.
It didn't help that he was garbed today in a stylish, trendsetting manner that grabbed the attention of bystanders. Even if these bystanders seem to have their companions gawking towards the Jujutsu Sorcerer while Satoru was taking a sudden call from behind, assuming that it was Megumi when he'd sonorously answered.
Irrefutably, the place was indeed of; a sensory overload. Between the amalgams of indistinct scents that waded out of the beauty and bath stores which collided with the redolence of savory victuals. It was indecipherable for a person especially that you were too distracted over your own enthusiasm to even realize that the name that left your mouth has been rather foreign to your hearing and regular label that you've been calling him. It was a stolid trick of your mind because of how Ijichi's perpetual surname appellation for Satoru has influenced your subconscious, elated judgements.
The mention of his surname has reached his senses, Megumi's call being adjourned in the midst of it. Obvious towards the other person on other end of the line that he had to cease his telephone conversation to acknowledge you instead. The Sensei had it crystal clear that Fushiguro was disquieted for whatever information he was disclosing upon his student. Probably even had a passive expression set forth regardless over how he actually felt whenever he was on a call with Gojo; anxious.
"Eh? Why the sudden name change?" Satoru sauntered a few steps from behind, a hand hidden inside his pocket as he nonchalantly pointed out.
You shrugged your shoulders out for him, perennial for your own elation and heedless that he was just closely towering behind, "Everybody seemed to make it clear that it's more proper to call you that."
"Hmm." the latter let out an intrigued hum, musing in the thought and trying to take in the sudden use of his surname from you, the allonym sounding entirely foreign as if it was wide off the mark after all the usage of his real name that slipped out of your tongue from the moment he introduced himself, "---I don't approve it. I don't like it either. You've called me Satoru since the first day. Not Gojo nor Gojo-San. Satoru's fine. Continue doing so." he frankly underlined the idea and had been overt towards it, brushing off the precipitate change. Satoru manifested that he preferred to be called by you using his first name and so you've taken it into consideration and left it at that.
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"---Unless, you're calling me handsome then I guess I could take that into consideration? Though, you know for a fact that I'll hardly ever protest." the white-haired sorcerer baited, frisky as he did so along the call with Fushiguro and during his bisected attention for you.
You were ignorant for the chaff he'd sent, on the strength of your wonder-stricken disposition that his jest has been casted to the side.
"kay', Satoru." an immediate response of compliance kept your mouth churned, gradually lifting a smile on your face as your eyes glinted in rhapsodies when it feasted over stores upon stores like you were a little kid who wanted to explore every expanse that were opened for everybody to enter, "Don't you actually have...class with your students?" you've skeptically validated, disliking to be one who hindered Gojo's time with his precious students. Moreover, there was this voracious desire to dawdle over the clock during the shopping expedition he'd totes approved of.
Upon your first response, Satoru had begun to pin his ears for Megumi, effusing a call out of the first year's name through the phone. His field of vision pervaded the top of your head and never on your elated expression as a consequence of being lanky and gangling in contrast to yours. He had to attempt to bend over or even loom over on every occasion that you were both on your feet.
On the other hand, the Shikigami user had a scowl notched to his face, resisting the urge to sigh from how Nobara and Yuji had been giving him the goo-goo eyes as they sat together with him on the kitchen bar stool, regretting why he was on the call anyway when he was not one at fault for devouring half of Gojo's untouchable Ice Cream Mochis, "Gojo-Sensei---" he lethargically started, ceasing in the midst of his sentence when he discerned that you were giving another inquiry which has kept Gojo's attention towards the both of you at hand, multitasking at his finest. Though, before Megumi could say anything else, the Strongest Jujtusu Sorcerer had raised one's hat to you before the first-year student was to be acknowledged, yet again.
"But, I have training with you."
Fushiguro heard along the other line, knowing that it wasn't meant for him. How? The timbre was different; mellow when one squints hard enough. Gojo had always been on a razzing mood with his beloved students. Jovial at all times and sympathetic when viewed through certain outlooks. His answer on the call was forthright. Thus, raising a disreputable brow whilst his scowling mouth evolved into a tight thin line instead.
As far as he remembered, Gojo had answered to him that he would be out for a meeting and would eventually get to meet them around the afternoon for a short while. Though, Megumi was mindful that he had not have any plans over training a non-sorcerer who had amnesia while being out in the boroughs---in regards to the noises he could hear along the call.
Fushiguro was never a rumormonger nor did he like to assess events or encounters in under any circumstance. He always had been indifferent to certain things even if it was meant to be treated as a gossip. However, the juvenile couldn't eradicate the fact that these buzzes eventually welcomes him through his stoic personality which kept him perusing over certain details that he analyzes to his own reticence.
Hence, he'd kept his mouth shut through through the middle of the call and actually listened while scrutinizing Nobara and Yuji in his standpoint. Much to Gojo's heedlessness, the sensei wasn't aware over his other students who could be held accountable to their gourmandizing mistakes.
Satoru entirely bent over to the side just right behind you, his face dangerously close to yours. He paid no attention to the lack of proximity until you've absentmindedly turned your head. His abnormally profound focal point imbued through a spectacle of your eyes catching the light of rapture, an impish glee that stamped over your features. The swift, unpredicted approach rigorously feted Gojo.
The detailed field vision of you made him blink from behind his Stygian sunglasses with the sunlight illuminating you both under the beams of luster.
"Do I get to pick where ever I want to go then?" your intonations sounded like a mirthful kid hopping along the meadows, fired with enthusiasm from this abrupt treat from the man himself that you've neglected how the robust Sensei had taken at least a second before he responded to your precious zeal for exploration.
Unbeknownst to Gojo, a bright smile lifted the snigger from his winsome face. The hand that has been on his pocket was now over his chin, thrumming down a playful hum out of his clothed chest with his sole heed upon your eager queries, incongruous towards his call with Megumi that was surprisingly still continuous.
"Yep! I'm not the one who's treating myself right now, Am I?"
Megumi pursued upon his hushed earwigging. He'd noticed how your voice had been more perceptible through the other line, signaling the first-year student that Gojo had pretty much divulged his bizarre habit of chit-chatting with people within a confining proximity that made it unbearable especially to those who knew the prestige he holds; the supremacy of being invincible, and the honored one in their world.
Out of the blue and with a toothy smile, you've acted on your reckless impulse and quickly grabbed onto Satoru's broad hand that was rested upon his chin, tugging it off his face with your futile attempts to raise him off his grounds, "Then, let's go there! Come on!" pointing towards a floor where mid-range prized stores were aligned and arrayed through various themes. Your consciousness chary of choosing the floor level where stores could probably been worth a king's ransom.
You were incautious for the expenditures and chose the safest ones. There might have been a limit through this shopping spree you had with the white-haired sorcerer. Albeit, it wasn't like you were fond of the lavish stores. Sure, from time to time, if there was at least an extra amount of cash to spend it for---the desire to pamper yourself with it because you knew you deserved the price but somehow held back because of your family's perspicacity over buying them.
Choosing what you were attuned with had been engraved inside your head, knowing that as long as the item was giving the same usage just as what the expensive ones did was better for you.
Satoru had his brows raised for a moment, the physical contact; the puzzling deed upon spunkily holding his hand all of sudden. You never knew what veiled behind those smiles or grins he was giving---that even his own discernments upon particular commodities; whether tangible or intangible would always be a vow to never be disclosed by anyone. Gojo Satoru wasn't pegged to be characterized as that type of person who was forthcoming specifically with what he was genuinely feeling.
He had pledged to keep it that way no matter what.
---no matter how he'd reckoned how small-boned your fingers were; how pliable and supple as it enclosed around his firm ones like you were expectant to be of harbor. An outlook that would be rickety for Gojo as he had this familiarity over a principle that the Jujutsu Sorcerer get to grips with. The idea that he could only save those who are already prepared to be saved by others; those whom he genuinely cared for were always tethered to allow themselves towards a brink of suffering.
"Oh, were you actually pulling me? I never have been nudged even the slightest!" His disrupted thoughts were bedimmed by a chuckle when you've exerted all your effort upon pulling him off his feet. Much to your dismay, he was unmoving and kept his feet rooted on the ground as he whistled to himself. His poor student on the line of the call seeming to be taking whatever distractions was being given to him.
"WHATEVER THEN! I'm off to my own! Bye!" You've eventually huffed to yourself and midway dropped his calloused, firm hand that you've wrapped along his palm and decided to take your flee as you waddled through the walkways, passing along crowds who ignored a yeeting foreign woman in the middle of a macroscale mall, who was in a fit of giggles.
Satoru had his own titters, unobservant over his own unfeigned laughter to the point that in the course of a nanosecond, you had him following suit without a hitch. There was no difficulty upon reaching you because of your short strolls compared to his large strides.
Promptly, your lone wanders have been interrupted by the strongest. The giggles that were perceptible made it seem like you were having a penchant over being chased by Satoru---finding hilarity over being tailed by him. The pursuit abstraction that he avowed to be one who was worth to be appalled which you have never taken alarmingly. Your perception, reliance and optimism for Gojo Satoru was simply just Gojo Satoru. Mortal. Human.
His hand whisked yours away, unwary of how your heart jumped out of your chest from how abnormally fast he had been. Bold enough to held onto your palm again, an extemporaneous gesture from the latter which earned a loud call of his name because of the sudden quite lenient stumble he impelled.
"Oi! Tiny-Chan!" the white-haired sorcerer childishly yawped, pulling you back with a grin, "---Have you ever been such a slow-poke? you're definitely the slowest person I've met!"
Gojo's high-perceptive and keen eyesight gave you a once over, his laughter subsiding gradually as he'd sent a jest along the lines, observing the quick rise and fall of your shoulders, heaving breaths. He'd eventually cracked up again because of the short distance; the truncated range that it took for him to seize you from your willful plans of being chased. "Really? you're already exhausted from that?!"
"What? I hate running, Satoru!"
Gojo could probably have this day of having his logics like a bull in a china shop.
Just the category of people where the society ranked as someone who was normal; conventional and didn't held the weight of the world while also being cautious of his surroundings.
Only for today.
"Megumi-Kun?" All at once, it was as if it dawned on him when his student ended the call with one click. Gojo lifted his phone from his ears, momentarily checking his phone screen and being constantly yanked by the hand as you were guiding him towards where you wanted, pushing through throngs of people who goggled at him without a doubt. Your audible complaints and thrilled enthusiasm bringing you both along the lines of escalators, "---Eh? Megumi?"
Fushiguro kept his analyzations and outlooks to himself. The phlegmatic emanations of his apathy over the whole situation even with his friends visible at that exact moment.
He ended the call with a beep, languidly slipping his phone back in his pockets before giving Yuji and Nobara the side-eye. Kugisaki was now pursing her lips in an attempt to give-off a vibe that whatever happens; happens. Brushing it off with a flick of her ginger hair and certainly putting Yuji to blame because he did not know how to read the heightened Roman Alphabet that has been doodled with other bits of designs as well.
"Eigo-San's keeping him thoroughly distracted." To Megumi's comprehension, the Sensei hardly ever was this engrossed over one thing and another. He could---or was a master at multi-tasking and thinking how simple the labor was; how it was only a matter of choosing had been entirely weird from the start.
The Shikigami user rolled his eyes, pulling a face as if he was finding their confusion and over speculations like their faults has not been given solutions. There really wasn't because the call had been a fruitless attempt. Now, they had to take their field mission rather in the earliest and finest way possible to gain the Sensei's approbation.
"Whatever. I haven't even eaten a piece anyway. It's all on you both. You're lucky she's that of a distraction." Megumi turned at least a hundred ninety degree angle around his bar stool as he raised a brow, his arms tightly crossed over his chest when a highly-strung Itadori began shaking him out of his apathy.
"FUSHIGUROOOO!"
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Megumi in first half of this chapter be like: "Oh."
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then goes: "OH."
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TYSM EVERYONE. ENJOY THE FLUFFINESS WHILE IT LASTS!
I have a question though, are y'all missing Mahito? 😇😊🙃😊
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eviltiddyprodnz · 2 years ago
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Byah Humari Bahu Ka
8th June 2012 - 14th June 2012
the 7th June episode isn't on YT
Wasn't gonna write again but lmaooo his mom finally fainted when he said he didn't want to do any rasams and do a court marriage 😭
My brain simply has decided to call Paulomi Sao Paulo so there's no going back.
Krish bestie you can't just not tell Sao Paulo that you made her sign MARRIAGE DOCUMENTS. mazak hai kya
An Indian mother in law fainting whenever something she disagrees with happens is definitely an idea. I'm surprised it's being used to guilt the son instead of the Bahu. 10 points for Sonytherin.
Also when his mom and his family were thinking SP was responsible for him trying for a court marriage I love that her mom spoke up instead of the ladki waale kaise bol sakte hai nonsense.
Krish and SP colour coordinating.
Wow, the first thing Yashoda does is talk to SP and chastises her son. #MILoftheyear
SP has really pretty eyes.
She's so real. Like he feels guilty and goes we're gonna have a big wedding and she's immediately like don't feel pressurized, Yashoda come take your forehead kissie.
Help what was that angle. It looked like Shrenu was walking hypnotised. 😭
That Diya bujhna moment and Yashoda (out of all) saying y'all just lit it wrong and lighting it with SP is so sweet. Bad omens aside, it's once again nice to see someone speak calmly and come with a solution instead of idk yelling and manifesting bad things by thinking of bad things.
AAAAH I KNEW THEY WEREN'T GONNA BUMP BUT I WANTED IT SO BAD. hey god as witness
Lmao Rajni watching the TV while trying to decorate. She's just like me FR.
OFC Yashoda notices her. #TherealOTP
SP basically teaching this man how to love at this point.
Wait he saw her fall. That's different 💀. I thought she was gonna fall on him. But the voice over and the scene don't sync well at all 😭😹
One thing about Rajni she's going to bump into people and drop shit. (relatable)
Krish how are you already in love 😭💀. I like love at first sight in stories though.
Krish close your door omg 😭. I mean no one's coming but who just leaves their door open?
NOOOO it's been a week and SP still has that can coke ring. Krish you dumbass 😭
Awww SP's family is getting close. They're gonna be heartbroken. 😭💔
Look at Baa and Lil Sis talking the right things. Separation is truly better than staying and suffocating yourselves in a relationship. Look at them sharing more than a kidney. ✨
AAAAH Baa has my heart. Ready to jiggy with the groom.
I mean the moment the game was introduced we all knew he'd magically pick her. They didn't need to pan to God, it's what we all want.
I love that this fam is super chill like are you my guest? No. Join in anyway !
The other waitresses being perfect wingwomen. Oh yeah
Dandiya bringing their smiles out ✨✨✨
LMAOOO the way Rajni literally LEFT the moment the music stopped. Sach mein Cinderella dandiya.
Not this boy literally just being a plot stirrer.
He's SO happy about the pagdi.
LMFAO at least she met him before the goof up. I mean Maa may still read the letter he wrote but I lowkey felt sad that he might think she rejected him by not showing up. #MyGirl
AAAAH SP makes a beautiful bride 😭
I knew my girl was gonna bump again but at least she bumped with the right man.
Love that Kanhaiya ji is guiding her here and Shankarji was guiding her in DBO/IB
In her defence everytime she's bumped into other people they've also not been looking up. 💀
The bg music is kinda boring though 😩
The second time someone has reacted this happily and lovingly hearing the name Ranjnibada and it's Yashoda's son.
Yashoda giving adoring eyes to SP is sweet as hell but feels like cheating to me. 😩😩😩
Krish down terrible omg
Naw he's going to break her heart let me take a breather
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fridgemagnethusband · 3 years ago
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I’m here to yell affection at you so hear we go: YOU! YOU ARE A WONDERFUL AND AMAZING PERSON! YOUR INCREDIBLE AND TALENTED AND WE YOUR FOLLOWERS LOVE YOU! ❤️ YOU ARE KIND AND SWEET! YOU LITERALLY MADE A MAKE UP TUTORIAL CAUSE SOMEONE ASKED! NOT ALL CREATORS DO THAT! YOU ARE THE BEST AND DONT YOU FORGET IT! FEEL THE AFFECTION! But seriously hun you are the best. I truly hope things get better for you and wish you well.(hugs)
(I'M NOT CRYING I JUST GOT SOME FEELINGS IN MY EYE 😭😭) you're too sweet to me!!!!!! 🥺 i would just be shitposting into the abyss if it weren't for y'all, so give yourselves some credit!!!!! 💖💖💖
i appreciate you taking time out of your day to yell your affections/send your well wishes!!!! ☺️ much love to you, anon ❣️
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