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cutieln4 · 6 months ago

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London Boy | LN4 smau

lando norris x verstappen!reader

summary: in which max unknowingly introduces his sister to her future boyfriend

fc: olivia rodrigo

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y/nverstappen i stole max’s cat, don’t tell him

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username1 aww so cute

username2 when are you coming to another race!

maxverstappen1 😑

y/nverstappen i thought i blocked you??

maxverstappen1 Give me Sassy back.

username3 lando in the likes⁉️⁉️

username4 bro chill, he’s literally friends with max

danielricciardo so the heist plan is in motion. perfect.

y/nverstappen he doesn’t suspect a thing😈

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y/nverstappen i had the best time exploring england with the best guide! congrats bro on the win🥳

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landonorris it was lovely showing you around😊

maxverstappen1 no

username1 wait wdym lando showed her around england???

username2 the better verstappen fr

username3 the outfits slay

danielricciardo Nice seeing you again y/n/n!

y/nverstappen my favorite brother🫶

maxverstappen1 I’m right here?? And you’re not even related?

username4 her hair literally always looks good

lilymhe gorgeous girl

y/nverstappen ilysm babe lemme visit you

alex_albon that’s literally my gf???

y/nverstappen lily never let your boyfriend get in the way of finding your future wife

lilymhe you’re so right babe

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username1 babe what about us??? what about the kids??

danielricciardo 🤨

username2 is this a soft launch

username3 NOOOOO THAT SHOULD BE ME😭

username4 who is that????

y/nverstappen i had a fun time hanging out today!🥰

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danielricciardo hmm, interesting

username1 what do you know??

username2 uh girl you got something to tell us?

username3 she doesn’t owe you anything, get out of her business

username4 oh i just KNOW max is fuming💀

maxverstappen1 Y/n who is that

maxverstappen1 Is that a boy

maxverstappen1 Y/n answer my texts

username5 oooh someone’s not happy

username6 that food looks good asf

username7 outfit always serves

y/nverstappen posted a story

landonorris

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landonorris home is wherever i’m with you

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username1 sobbing, hyperventilating, throwing up

username2 nah the caption, that is so fricking adorable

danielricciardo aww i knew you were a big softie

georgerussell63 did you pay someone to take that picture with you😂

landonorris haha very funny mate

username3 god, i’ve seen what you’ve done for others🙏

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f1gossip 🚨🚨Lando Norris spotted with mystery girl over summer break, sources say it could be Max Verstappen’s sister, Y/n

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username1 i literally knew it and you all doubted me😑

username2 chill out, it’s still not confirmed

username3 we can’t even see her face

username4 OMG???????

username5 oh max is DEFINITELY pushing lando off the track in zandvoort

username6 sources: my delusions

username7 y’all we lost a good one😣 (y/n not lando)

username8 you’re so real cause she’s gorgeous

username9 nah cause why is this actually so freaking cute, like omg the way he is smiling at her🤭🫠

username10 HAND PLACEMENT???

username11 max is gonna chop off lando’s hands

username12 i’d pay good money to see the text messages

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y/nverstappen in a world of boys, he's a gentlemen

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username1 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

username2 this is so adorable! (i'm sleeping on the highway tonight)

landonorris you’re my everything💞💞

username3 y'all owe me an apology, i KNEW it

maxverstappen1 If you're happy, I'm happy

username4 you're definitely being forced to say this

username5 boyfriend lando is everything🥺

username6 they look so happy

username7 i’m balling my eyes out

kellypiquet you guys are adorable🩷

y/nverstappen thanks for talking max down😁

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landonorris got love-struck, went straight to my head

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username1 the matching captions omg

y/nverstappen i love you baby❤️

maxverstappen1 🤮🤮

danielricciardo I KNEW IT @.carlossainz55 you owe me 50 bucks

carlossainz55 damn it

landonorris YOU HAD A BET???

oscarpiastri yes

charles_leclerc yes

georgerussell63 yes

alex_albon yes

maxverstappen1 YOU ALL HAD A BET AND DIDNT TELL ME?

maxfewtrell she's good for you, mate🤍

maxverstappen1 remember what i told you🙂

username2 oh! this definitely isn’t threatening at all

landonorris i will😰

y/nverstappen max emilian verstappen what did you tell him?

username3 this😭is😭so😭adorable😭

username4 bro is getting pushed into the barrier next race fs

username5 the IT couple

#f1 smau #lando norris #max verstappen #f1 #lando norris x reader #formula 1 #f1 x reader #f1 fanfic #formula one fanfiction #lando norris fanfic #smau #lando norris smau #mclaren

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beiasluv · 1 year ago

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tis the dilf season | j. button (22)

a/n: ignore the timeline cuz it’s a mess (I actually tried to do the maths) enjoyy 🤭

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yourinsta and the summer break begins! thank you everybody for this amazing season, it has been an honor to work as your engineer this season and looking forward to the next!

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jensonbutton ❤️

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aussiegrit buy jenson some sunscreen, please.

yourinsta 😭 on it

lewishamilton 👊 thank you

yourinsta back to you 🫶

username yn try not to post your man challenge, she failed.

username PLEASE

username I come back to this post religiously everyday

username what am I supposed to watch now that my favorite grid is off for their summer break 😭

username PLEASEEE I need yn and jenson radio for life 😩

username this post was like 6 years ago????

username HE WAS 37!!! SHE WAS JUST BARELY in her 20s

username they didn’t date yet 🤷‍♀️

username Maybe because he WAS planning on it. creeps me out ngl

username shut up. I love my dilf and gen z duo

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yourinsta wdym you guys won’t play mermaids with us??? 👎

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jensonbutton I deeply apologise. dinner, my treat.

yourinsta deal 😊🫶

username OMFG??? IT WAS NOT EVEN A QUESTION

username BRO who doesn’t play mermaids?

username duh, it’s childish asf

username blocked. bye.

username YN IS ON A HOLIDAY WITH JENSON AND MARK???

username she’s just using them to get her mclaren engineering position 🤷‍♀️

username their age gap is questionable

username EXCUSE ME?? have you seen the last 5 years of F1 championships? yeah, that’s miss girly there. stay mad, boohoo

username are we, as a SOCIETY, expecting a dilf to play mermaids?

username Yes. Stay mad

username OBVIOUSLY

yourinsta’s story

jensonbutton: what is a 0.5? also, garage in 10 minutes, darling.

: it’s a secret 🤭

: okieee

jensonbutton: quickly then ♥️

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f1gossips yn ln was seen entering the paddock and completing her track walk for the mclaren team grand prix this weekend. jenson button not spotted near or anywhere today.

admin, reported.

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username miss gurl came straight back from summer break to work, grind that grind gurl.

username she’s just doing her job?

username you hatin for no reason??

username THE ENGINEER IS BACK IN DA HOUSE

username she’s everything and he’s just a ken 🤷‍♀️

username I’ll take jenson any day if she doesn’t want him 😩

username GIRL IKRR

username PLEASE TELL ME MY PARENTS ARE STILL TOGETHER

username somebody TELL ME why jenson is wearing a fireproof in yn’s story???

username exactly!! I thought he is still doing sky news

username GURL PLEASE TELL ME JENSON IS COMING BACK THIS SUNDAY

username I manifestt 😩 it’s wednesday, we can still do ittt

username NOT WITH THE OLD FIREPROOF AND EVERYTHING IN HER STORY 🗣🗣

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jensonbutton it’s great to be back on the grid. (and to be working with my favourite engineer again. ♥️) yourinsta

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yourinsta thank you, mr. button ✌️

username mrs. button when??

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username SHUT THE FUCK UP. HE LIKED IT

username jenson returning as a driver WAS NOT ON MY 2023 BINGO CARD

username IKRRR (I manifested it, yw guys)

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yourinsta happy birthday to my (second) favorite news reporter and some driver I guess 🤭 aussiegrit !!

thanks for taking care of my brit! have fun in the retirement gang, hope to see you soon!

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aussiegrit cheers! 😁

yourinsta 🫶

username she can’t even post a happy birthday post without jenson 🙄

username ikr? give some respect

username tell me you’re new without tell me you’re new

username Exactlyyy. it has been the longest running joke that mark’s the third wheel. why are y’all getting mad for nothing 🤷‍♀️

jensonbutton

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jensonbutton pretty sure it was her idea.. (love you ♥️)

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yourinsta it was mark’s 😔✊

jensonbutton you’re kidding, darling

yourinsta 🤭 maybe

username couples do couples poseee

username she’s definitely pr training him for lifeee

username if they break up idk what to do

username I’ll take him any day GURLL 🤭

username I need someone to call me darling like Jenson does

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yourinsta race dump, and you’re welcome for the surprise guest this weekend 😚

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username EVERYONE SAY THANK YOU MISS GURL

okay…I started simping for him because of a tiktok edit 🤷‍♀️

like, reblog, COMMENTT if you liked it 😚 if not, then why not?

today’s a great day to take care of yourself!!

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shaunamilfman · 1 year ago

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Dating Jackie Taylor (part 2)

pre-crash headcanons

Jackie would make you walk like half a mile out of your way to cross at the actual crosswalk. Would also make you wait till you got the light to walk across the street on an empty road.

she absolutely would not know the names of any street. you reference the street next to her house and she's like "where's that??". describing locations to her like "it's by the weird yellow statue". her ass like "oh! why didn't you say that"

expects you to lift her up and carry her over puddles and would be lowkey shocked and appalled if you didn't. the sidewalks flooded and she just stops and looks at you. you’d share an umbrella but somehow you were the only one who got wet.

Jackie always gets you extremely thoughtful and meaningful gifts. She likes to buy you things both to make you happy and as a way of showing you how well she knows you. She likes receiving them in turn for that reason as well. She has a shelf in her room proudly displaying all the little trinkets you’ve bought/made for her. You make her a ring out of a straw wrapper once and she literally blushes.

Jackie’s mom has spent a lot of her childhood trying to make her into the ‘perfect wife’, but it’s all for nought. Girl can not cook for shit. it’s not necessarily that she’s bad at it, she’s just so easily distracted. she tries to cook you dinner once but got so distracted with the squeaky noise a cabinet makes that she burnt it.

she's very possessive. she sees you talk to another girl and is just like 😒🙄. she would do everything in her power to make you jealous in return though. she’s petty like that.

She’d interrupt you mid makeout to ask where you bought your bra/necklace from. “seriously Jackie???”. “just tell me real quick 🥰🥰”

Your closet is our closet, but her closet is her closet. girl steals half your closet because she likes wearing your clothes but will not let you have a go. she would really like if you wore her clothes, but she’d pick out one specific jacket and make you wear that one.

Jackie loves loves loves when you get possessive or protective of her. she has such princess energy and loves when it’s acknowledged lmao. Jackie gets fouled in a soccer game and you’ve got to race Shauna to get to the girl who did it. y’all tag team her ass 💀

prepare to forever be Jackie's dress up doll. she loves dressing you up in her clothes and styling your hair, doing your makeup, painting your nails or whatever. if you were more masc she'd still try to "please please please! just for me, Y/N?" you into a dress at least once. if it was a serious boundary though she'd drop it immediately. she has plenty of clothes that she stole from your closet to dress you up in, after all.

you’re like "Jackie aren't those my clothes?🙄" and she hits you with this bad imitation of a jedi mind trick like "these are not your clothes, Y/N😁". (shauna made her watch the starwars movies lmao)

honestly the dress up is just an excuse to get to touch you more than anything.

talks incessantly during movies. Jackie's the bitch that turns to you and is like "i don't get it" like ten minutes in. "you've got to watch the movie to find out" "ughhhhh😒😒". she has absolutely no media literacy, I’m convinced.

jackie shows up to school with her favorite jacket of yours and makes you wear it so it smells like you again, and then steals it back after school.

#jackie taylor x reader #yellowjackets x reader #yellowjackets x you

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cxhleel108 · 9 months ago

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LITG S8 Thots for this week: Here we go again…

(Sorry friends a bitch was getting crunk the last two days so I did not have time to do this until today❤️)

• Ok before we even start why is he sitting like thiskdmsmsnsnd someone help me.

• So the customization…I told y’all I wasn’t trying to gag too hard when they first revealed MC and this is exactly why cuz once again why we only get braids for textured hair??? They’re not even free like y’all already pissing me off.

• So clearly this season is about zodiac because why else would we only be getting star sign tattoos?

• Meet Jaylin y’all😝😝😝 You’ll be getting all her info soon.

• Everyone hating this swim suit but it actually being my favorite. The others were just ok to me Idk sue me.

• Mind you it’s only been like 2 minutes and we already causing issues.

• I think we’re already getting married tomorrow guys Idk.

• And he has a lion tattoo so that means he’s most likely a Leo and my girl is a Gemini oh look how I ate this pairing up!

• Oh Theo stans I’m so sorry…

• I’m so glad I’ve never ended up getting the guy stuck in the “Day One” couple like I really would just end it all.

• The job options being the exact same…ok! I wanted her to be an athlete anyway😁

• Him assuming that he had a high chance of being picked when Oakley and Jin are present…I just busted out laughing.

• Yeah all this talk about compatibility and these dudes talking about being “magnetized” and “drawn” to us is def giving let’s compare our charts to see if we should fuck each other or not.

• Such a real bitch oh Claudia I love you already💯💯💯

• Sophie telling me to cool it around Jack like I want him…I just busted out laughing again.

• Our date with Theo just feeling like two people building a friendship and not a relationship was nice I would love for it to stay that way tbh (Him like 5 minutes later saying he was trying not to flirt with us can they not do this again like please).

• Jack’s date was a snooze fest who’s shocked? Also him having two moms just makes sense Idk why.

• I am gonna have so much fun replaying this season to do Jin’s route omg this man is too good.

• Yeah I already don’t like Emel. Girl who is bringing yo ass a bouquet at 8 in the morning??? Don’t piss me off.

• Uhhh cuz I’m badder than you, duh!

• Outfit time🥳🥳🥳

• These are cute!

• This is not!

• Right…anyways so!

• Yikes!

• Hehehehe no y’all don’t understand like she is already my bestie fr. Love when one of the girls is here for the fuckshit.

• The drama that be happening sometimes be so stupid like girl. Claudia sitting here telling me everyone was mad at each other on DAY FUCKING ONE because nobody wanted to be with who they were with…do y’all just come on here and then forget how the show works.

• Oh girl just stop like fuuuuck😭😭😭

• Outfit time again✨

• The panties did not need the sheer added.

• This literally being a swimsuit.

• Claudia’s outfit is so cute ugh werk!

• WHY IS THIS MAN BOOTY SO DAMN FAT LIKE OMGGGG😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

• He wanna compete with me so bad!

• I’m cryinggggg why we really living the storybook romance that Emel keep begging for.

• Me & Oakley: “Cheats are the lowest of the low”

• Also Me & Oakley: *Eating each other’s faces off outside*

• Yes please get Emel out of here before she takes Willow’s place and actually starts annoying the fuck outta me.

#not bad for the intro #it’s only down from here #litg #love island the game #litg tempting fate #litg season 8 #litg s8

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platinumrosetail · 2 years ago

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Let’s see what I can do! 😁 and another modern!reader yay! 🤩😍 and a platonic version with a child!reader how unique! I’ll make sure to do my best!!

Warning: noob author, dark theme, platonic yandere characters, female child reader, and others.

Characters: shadowpeach, SpicyNoodles.

This will have a part two!!

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Shadowpeach:

When you had appeared in your one of you favorite tv show you were excited, but quickly realized that you’re falling; how you knew it was your one of your favorite tv show is because you had apparently appeared when mk was battling a possessed dbk.

Sadly your wheelchair had broken as it fell on a bull clone that wasn’t there before, and ended up getting crushed by it, you had also landed on the seat that hadn’t been destroyed to bad by the help of pif as soon as she noticed you falling.

That distraction had confused dbk/lbd, redson and his mother, and mk but he used that as the leverage they needed to get dbk out of his possessed state.

Mk had brought you to sun, as sun had said before that he’s retired and with the group having to battle a lot they won’t be able to take care of you so mk had thought it would be a good idea to leave you with sun.

He noticed you had a doll; the doll was him, in a princess dress….

(I couldn’t help myself I just had to lol haha 😂🤣)

Though while he was gone trying to find information about lbd and about the map to find the samadhi fire Macaque decided to take a visit.

You remember him and remembered a ship called shadowpeach for Macaque and sun, so you and as well as others shipped them.

You called him mom…. You have called sun dad before and mk big brother as well but since you had entered this world after the possession of dbk and spider queen.

He honestly was just going to leave you alone before you called him that and now he’s still you, or well was going to but that plan changed as sun came faster than macaque had anticipated.

(Oooh? What’s this change of plot, don’t mind if I do, lol.)

When sun had saw macaque holding you like a mother, he grew heart eyes in seconds. He what always wanted macaque with him and to start a family and with mk, and you here that dream can be accomplished!

Later when it was family time, the four of y’all would play charades; without using their powers so it would be fair and drawing, there was also a time were they each turned in a creature you created and gave a piggyback ride with you and the ones who either already did one or it wasn’t their turn.

He’ll protect his loved ones so he doesn’t have to be alone for another long century.

Spicynoodle:

Mk had adopted you when his boyfriend’s dad got possessed by lbd knowing he just couldn’t leave you all by your lonesome, which lead you be the grandchild of pigsy, tang, macaque, and sun.

And of course redson side of the family we have pif and dbk.

Redson had notice how you’re paralyzed in your legs soon after and decided to create a wheelchair that has a tracker built in and other thing that will help out if you’re in danger and none of them are there with you.

You were also a artist like mk so the two of you have boding time drawing in y’all free time; on that note you and redson also had bonding time, he would try and create working robot toys that you designed and explained to him as well.

They got a new house as there wasn’t anymore room for mk and the two of you, reason why redson doesn’t want to has the three of you to live with his parents is because he knew they would tell embarrassing stories and there never be a way out of that as mk would love to hear them and possibly you too.

Redson will most likely try to invent something or make a serum so you can walk again, and when that happens he’ll be a proud dad when you would walk towards one of them, more if you decide to walk towards him though, just don’t tease him about it as he would so deny.

(A/n: I honestly don’t have anything else to say but I hope y’all have a wonderful day/evening/night!! Also that part two will be here, so that you don’t have to worry about scrolling back up.)

#anime #various x reader #anime x reader #x reader stories #lego monkie kid x reader #lego monkie kid #jttw #lmk macaque #lmk dbk #lmk x reader #platonic #yandere x reader #yandere #lmk red son #lmk mk

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nattinatalia · 2 years ago

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jackharlow Mom and dad night out ❤️ 😉

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champagnepapi 😍

urbanwyatt PARENTS!!!!!!!

jackharlow Child

urbanwyatt Why didn’t I get invited?

druski2funnny You third wheel way too much bro. Leave them space to breathe💀

urbanwyatt Mind your business, I’m talking to mommy and daddy.

yourusername Not the mommy and daddy 😂😂😂😂

jackharlow Yea idk about you calling us that anymore.

urbanwyatt Little princess says it like that, so why can’t I??? 🤨

yourusername She’s a child. She gets a pass.

urbanwyatt Nahh, y’all still my parents.

❤️

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yourusername Always cheesing when I’m with him 😁 🥰

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beberexha That smile on you 😍

dojacat We get it, y’all are hot 😂

dojacat Miss you bitchhhh 😗

yourusername Miss you too babes 💛

druski2funnny Y’all just be out here looking hot and taking these getty images 😏

jackharlow yuppppp 😎😂

theharlowsupdates THOS ARE MY PARENTS. (sorry urban and baby harlows)

yourusername Now you, you are most definitely our child 😉 😂🫶🏻

urbanwyatt Fake

yourbestiename Where y’all going losers

jackharlow On our way to make more babies 😈

yourusername 🥵🤭

yourbestiename As long as you’re practicing and not actually making one.

jackharlow Who’s gonna tell her????

urbanwyatt Not it! I enjoy being alive.

yourbestiename Tell me what?

jackharlow She’s already pregnant so there’s not much I can do

yourbestiename STOP

yourbestiename I KNOW YOU LYING

yourbestiename Y/N DONT STAY QUIET NOW. SPEAK UP HOE

yourbestiename YOU PROMISED 😢

yourbestiename I WILL BUY PRINCESS ALL THE DUCKS, PIGS, HORSES AND TURTLES AND HAVE THEM IN YOUR BACKYARD JACKMAN, DONT FUCK WITH ME

yourbestiename Ugh fine, congratulations I guess . Yay another cute baby Harlow.

yourusername 💀💀

yourusername Bitchhhhh, do you even know me???? Like if I would announce it like this????

jackharlow I don’t appreciate being threatened with my daughter’s favorite animals.

druski2funny Get her the damn farm already 😂

jackharlow 🙄 Not yet

yourbestiename Don’t be surprised if one day you wake up and you see them animals just hanging out. Urban and I will probably get her some to get you mad 😂

urbanwyatt Hey, I live with them. I can’t be doing nothing. I love princess, but nooo, don’t get me involved.

yourbestiename PUSSSAAAAYYYY

urbanwyatt Yes 😌

jackharlow You guys are annoying.

#instagram au #jack harlow x reader #jack harlow #jack harlow fic #jackman harlow #jackman thomas harlow #my edits #my manip

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sometimesoliloquy · 2 years ago

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The Handmaid’s Tale 5x03 “The Border”👀

Thoughts (and some over-thoughts) 🤔🤓 TLDR: Look, this episode really wanted to fuck me up, like really make me cry, not sure what I ever did to it. Still some laughs, though. Definitely my favorite of the season so far.

Luke… can someone please tell me why they are making him so obtuse if they want us to like him?😂 I get that “Gilead is a block box” on a some fronts but Luke has known enough people who have literally first-hand lived in Gilead (not to mention Rachel and Tuello who seem pretty available to him certainly know a bit about how society and the classes function if not the politics) that I’m getting a little tired of the ��well he was never there” excuse for his continued ignorance of certain things, like how refugees deal with their own trauma differently, or that Gilead has a very strict dress color-coded dress code and ALL of it has meaning. You mean to tell me he has been gathering all that info and all those photos of little girls in pink dresses and bonnets for years in his search for Hannah and it doesn’t stand out that this is a very different (and much more grown up) outfit? I will ONLY give him a pass on this if it turns out he’s color blind.

I already love Lily, please don’t kill her off. "women always say that when they've done something extraordinary"👏 I love her. I also enjoyed the callback to “I thought you’d be taller”😂 (even though as a 5’3” person who’s always being underestimated I can relate to June🙄😂). I did find it interesting that the last person who delivered that line was “Daisy”, also resistance. And we find out later in s2 that Ofglenn who suicide bombed the new red center opening was also named “Lily”. All fighters, all flowers🌼. And now we also have a “Rose”? Coincidence?? (is anything in THT ever a coincidence?)👀

I feel like Moira was seeing June through Lily’s eyes here was so needed. They’ve been so disconnected lately, with Moira just seeming scared of, baffled and frustrated with June, and I think she needed that reminder of badass rebel June, not just the struggling June who killed Fred, but the leader June who made angels flight happen; her friend the fierce loyal fighter with a huge heart, who inspired her to fight and get out when she wanted to give up. She needed to be reminded of the good she’s done and hope she’s inspired in others (I’m not sure she even knew about the exchange for Fred June orchestrated??). And by the end it seems like they’re back on the same team (at least for now?).

Serena is insufferable. The “respect Fred deserves" 😂😂 SHE IS FLUSTERED WHEN TUELLO WALKS OUT.

Can’t help but love when Lily refers to Nick as “your guy”😏😁

Likewise to her attitude toward June, I noted a similar shift in Moira’s attitude about the women’s camp. Very much see parallels here. She first refers to them as “suicidal”, infers that they’re dangerous and damaged (and she didn’t tell June because she was afraid June would join if she knew about them). They, like June, do not fall into the “healthy” “healing and moving on” mindset she’s subscribed to and think is best. But I think we see her realize maybe she was wrong, and gain and admiration and respect for them and what they’re doing (even if that way is not for her)...especially when we hear that MAGIC WORD...

MAYDAY. May. fucking. Day. Y’all, when I say I cried... I’m starting to well up just thinking about it."We thought it was made up. We thought it wasn’t real. We thought we made it up because we had to.” “Then you were Mayday too” 😭😭 ...what a cathartic moment... WHAT a pay off.

Also loved when Lily, talking of the people they’ve lost, said “but everyone who works with Mayday knows the stakes”. Can the people who insist June is responsible for the death of literally anyone who dies while anywhere near her proximity please take note? Yes there are some choices she’s made that have specifically yielded bad consequences that she is more culpable for but everyone who chose to plan and fight alongside her (especially rn thinking Beth, Sienna, Alma, Brianna) knew the stakes and made their own decisions, and to say otherwise is to do THEM a disservice, in undermining their agency and their bravery. Enough with the “her fault” Aunt Lydia bullshit.

Lawrence laughing in Tuello’s face, he basically hung a metaphorical “no solicitors” sign on the door and said goodday, sir.

Serena doesn’t like MacKenszie’s suspicions about Fred’s death, she’s worried it might undermine her blackmail ambitions! Oh no!

Aunt Lydia is unhinged and needs therapy and anger management, not prayer. And yes, this is obviously foreshadowing / the seed of Lydia’s journey that will eventually get her to where she is in the Testaments. Got to say, this episode was really keen on foreshadowing.

Back to the Most Awkward Gilead Dinner Party From Hell ever (at least that would be my idea of hell without Lawrence’s one liners to almost save it. And I guess that Nick’s there). Speaking of, Nick (and Rose??maybe?? Might have actually been sincere on her part) performing the “Gilead happy couple show” or whatever that was, was... disorienting? This is the first time we’ve seen him play the “happily-married” “happy to be here, sir!” commander role and yeah it was a little unnerving because it’s so obviously not Nick happy, it’s Nick play acting at happy? Which I guess maybe we would buy except that we know Nick. And while it does seem that he and Rose have a caring partnership with a good deal of trust, and I do hope they are able to share some genuine moments of peace and levity in the safety of their home, we’ve seen him alone with her and by himself and that is not a happy man (and though I very much want happiness for him that will never happen in Gilead). His happy good young loyal commander mask started to slip real quick though when Commander MacAsshole started shit-talking June (calling her a devil! He LITERALLY demonizes her! 😈🤣 the drama! honestly these Gilead folks are too much) and throwing around thinly veiled metaphorical threats (or was that a simile?). Anyhow, excuse me, Mr. Blaine, PLEASE CONTROL YOUR FACE, SIR.😅 I will be VERY interested to see how much loyalty Mrs. Blaine actually has towards her dad’s (WHO IS HE?) very good friend (I mean THAT can’t be a coincidence). And will she also ultimately be forced to choose between Nick and her Dad?? Not really sure of her deal yet definitely makes me nervous, but we do know Rose also has shown a good deal of empathy for June and she seems genuinely kind hearted... (also she DOES kind of look like a grown up Eden and it kind of throws me 😳)

Of COURSE the young sympathetic guardian helping at the border has to go back to Gilead to HIS WIFE AND CHILD he can’t leave behind. Jesus, why not just name the character “NICodemus”? You could cut this foreshadowing with a knife

I would like to state for the record that I owe Mr. Mark Tuello an apology (FOR NOW, I’ve still got my eye on you, Mark) for assuming HE was the one to pull Nick into an indiscreet rendezvous in a very open gazebo with commanders nearby. Shoulda known, textbook Nick, only ever (and almost always) reckless when it comes to June. Oh, my poor love-sick boy.🥺 Although I might be careful, Mac, the last commander who insisted on calling Nick SON didn’t end up too well.

Started crying again when Naomi appeared in that doorway with baby Charlotte (even if she insists Lydia forced her, I don’t fully buy it). I think this season has made me wish for a redemption arc for Naomi? After Warren gets dealt with I kind of just want her and Janine to escape to Canada and be bff’s and eat macarons and raise Angela Charlotte together, is that wrong? (fan fic idea??👀) Yeah no I guess that would be wrong.

Not sure I can really go into the phone call without aggressively weeping… there are some things I loved and some I did not, and I may be still processing, so... I will just say that if anyone who makes fan vids really wanted to rip a shipper’s heart out in a very painful but kinda good way, the song “Someone You Loved” (duet version) would be a really good one to use for an edit centered around the call and reflecting back on their relationship so far from both their perspectives (and why they need each other)👀. I purposely say SO FAR because I refuse to accept anything is over, nothing is ever over with these two no matter how many times they say goodbye (and they didn’t even technically SAY goodbye hear, so hah).

Ok I will say one more thing about it: the Nick fantasizing/day dreaming about them kissing thing was interesting, wasn’t it? For one that they didn’t just use a flashback of a previous kiss (which would have been much easier), and also as I’ve seen mentioned, that this is the first time we’ve seen into a character’s head besides June(??) WTF is going on here? Am I just overthinking it?🤔

I think by now we have scientifically proven that Janine cannot be killed and ok I am here for it (but knocking on wood just in case).

I believe Serena is standing back in the exact spot where she read (the cost of which her pinky), receiving yet another undesirable sentence…she’ll roll with it, though. Infrastructure…😂

I have to end by saying just how much I enjoyed watching Serena get rejected by not one but basically two different men who she thought she had wrapped around her manipulative little finger. And she was SO sure of herself, so smug with Tuello about her “prospects” in Gilead🤣. Maybe overestimating your charms, Serena?😂😂 I mean, we knew she had no chance with JLaw but I was worried about Tuello for a minute there (STAY STRONG, MARK). The schadenfreude is real, y’all.

Actually no, I’m going to end by saying just how much I enjoyed how fucking SCARED of June Serena is. That’s right, you better RUN 🤣 Just shows what a hypocritical coward she is when she doesn’t have Gilead or Fred or Tuello or her deranged Canadian fan club to hide behind. After June was forced to live under the fear of Serena’s selfish whims, mood swings and cruelty for so long, it is SO gratifying to see the tables turned. That’s not even schadenfreude, that’s just justice.😂

#the handmaid's tale #the handmaids tale season 5 #tht show #osblaine #june osborne #nick blaine #why you gotta make me cry #serena so scared #and she should be #she can dish it out but she can't take it

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the-widow-sisters · 2 years ago

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I don't know if you still accept requests but I would die to see your take on Yelena being the one sacrificing herself but not for Nat. Maybe for Peter or Carol on a mission just like she would for her sister and it's even shocking for Yelena, too. I don't wanna go into details cause I always like the unexpectedness (good way) of your fics. I think i've read all your works (okay...I'm obsessed) and don't remember seeing one like this. Thank you for your fics and being an amazing writer! I hope both sides of your pillow are cold! 🤍

A/N: Thank you so, so much for the request! 🥺💖💖💖 I made the decision for it to be Carol that she sacrificed herself for because I feel like Peter would sense it with the Peter Ting-- AHEM, the spidey sense, I mean 😁😅

Thank you so much for reading my fics!!! It means literally everything to me that y’all enjoy this weird little universe I’ve built with our favorite girls 🥺💖 And I know I say that all the time, but every time I do, I mean it with all my heart 💗

Also, I hope both sides of your pillow are nice and cold, too 🥰 You deserve the best! 💕

I hope you enjoy! 😊

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“Took care of my goons. Your side good?” Carol asked, and Yelena nodded to her carefully as she let out a deep breath, reloading her gun again just in case.

Carol, Yelena, and Natasha had all gone on a mission together. Even though Carol’s help had not been necessarily needed, they welcomed her because the threat that they were facing on this particular mission had not been entirely scoped out, and there was a certain level of danger as well as unexpectedness in the entire thing.

Since they had to split up into two directions at one point, Natasha insisted on Yelena going with Carol. Yelena had not been overly pleased since she would have much preferred to stick with Natasha, but Natasha insisted that she had been fine.

Yelena had not been impressed at all, but Carol had easily understood precisely why Natasha had insisted. Natasha had cast her a meaningful gaze as they were separating, and Carol knew that Natasha felt like Yelena was safer with Carol. Especially since they were in such unfamiliar territory. It must have made Natasha feel better for Yelena to stay with Carol since Carol had so many advantages over Natasha in terms of superpowers.

Carol had a strong suspicion that Yelena knew Natasha’s thought process behind it, too, and Carol could see that it only served to make Yelena more agitated. However, since Natasha was in charge of the mission as per usual due to her seniority with the Avengers, Yelena was forced to listen to her. Plus, Carol was not going to let her leave her side even if she had to drag the shorter blonde. Natasha had made it clear that she wanted Carol to protect her, and she was going to do her job no matter what.

“You look a little out of breath, Boomer. Old age getting to you?” Yelena teased quickly, bringing Carol out of her thoughts. Carol just huffed, raising an eyebrow playfully as she turned back to Yelena to face her

“Might be an old soul, short-stack, but I just happen not to age,” Carol cockily shot back with a smirk, and Yelena rolled her eyes, ignoring Carol’s overconfidence. Carol could not help but grin a little at her, and she reached up to touch and activate her commlink so that she could give Natasha an update on their side of the mission. She moved over to Yelena’s side, stepping forward as she looked around the room they were in and took in their office-like surroundings.

However, just as she did, Yelena suddenly moved quickly, and she grabbed Carol, shoving her out of the way suddenly. Carol would have ordinarily been completely unshaken in the face of any shoves or pushes, but since she was not expecting it, she reacted as any ordinary woman would have, and she stumbled at the sudden, stout weight barreling into her.

Carol’s instant thought was that Yelena was getting her back for the statement she had just made about being ageless. She almost smiled and was about to fight back and grab Yelena’s head in that affectionate yet annoying hold where she just pushed Yelena back from her by placing a hand on her head.

Well, that is, until a gunshot sounded off almost as quickly as she had that thought and completely made her reevaluate her understanding of the situation at hand.

Carol immediately reacted, fighting the stumble from Yelena’s push as she levitated. She turned to the sound of the gunshot, spotting the man who had made the mistake of shooting. She lit up her fist and violently shot him into the wall behind him with a photon blast. He crumpled upon contact and was knocked out cold as soon as she hit him.

Carol then turned to Yelena quickly, realizing the younger woman was lying on the ground, clutching her stomach as she barely held back an expression on her face that could only be described as purely pained. Carol’s eyes went ridiculously wide as she realized exactly why Yelena had pushed her.

Yelena took the bullet for her.

“No, no, no!” Carol muttered, dropping to her knees as she inspected Yelena’s wound the best she could. All she could really tell given Yelena’s hand, the vest, and the white suit covering it was that it was pouring blood like a fountain and Yelena was likely bleeding out already.

“Wow, now that the adrenaline’s settled a little, this thing is starting to really hurt like a mother,” Yelena complained aloud, panting just a little as she tried to remain stoic. All that Carol could assume was that Yelena was likely hit in a critical place given the fact that she was breathing like that.

“Yelena, I am a literal superbeing! I’m bulletproof! Why did you do that?!” Carol demanded, absolutely horrified but trying to keep her cool.

“Well… It would’ve helped if you could’ve told me the bulletproof part before I took the bullet for you,” Yelena sassed her a little, her voice growing increasingly weaker as she risked a chuckle. It came out more like a gargle, and Carol felt her stomach lurching as she immediately made a move to reach out to the girl and pick her up from the floor.

“I’m taking you to the hospital,” Carol told her as she started trying to carefully maneuver her into her arms. Yelena let out a noise of pain, and Carol was honestly shocked at the expression of weakness. Of course, it was likely because Yelena was in a really bad condition right now and could not really put a filter on anything she said.

“I don’t know what came over me,” Yelena somewhat deliriously expressed, her eyes barely holding open as Carol kept her head supported in her arms. Carol was honestly not sure if she was joking at this point or expressing a legitimate thought.

Carol instantly felt her insides twist as she realized that her suit was starting to stain itself red from Yelena’s wound, the blue of her outfit turning darker and almost becoming a shade of purple as she held Yelena against her. She knew Yelena had to have been losing a ridiculously large amount of blood, but it was a whole different story to actually see evidence of it this clearly.

“You’re going to make it through this, Yelena,” Carol carefully assured her, picking her up more fully and starting up into the air.

“Natashka… I need her,” Yelena told her, her voice suddenly sounding somewhat distressed. Carol shook her head, starting to fly.

“She’s coming. She’ll meet us there,” Carol explained to her as she looked down, noticing Yelena going through more coughing as her breathing grew increasingly strained.

“I… I want her here,” Yelena admitted, and Carol nodded worriedly.

“I know you do. She’ll be here,” Carol tried to remain as reassuring as she possibly could despite the many emotions rushing through her.

“I need… to tell her I love her,” Yelena expressed, and Carol swallowed hard, fear coming over her as she moved even faster through the air. Yelena was really starting to concern her even more now. She had never really heard Yelena talk like this before, and it was a testament to how badly she was doing right now.

“Now don’t get all sentimental on me, short-stack,” Carol risked joking, mostly just trying to keep Yelena awake through this. Carol felt terror building within her, and it was growing increasingly difficult to stay lighthearted.

However, it was too late to even attempt to keep Yelena awake, because just as she made her quip, she felt Yelena’s head slumping against her arm, her body growing a little heavier as she relaxed even more in her arms.

Carol almost felt like screaming, and she moved as quickly as she felt was safe for Yelena to the nearest hospital.

Before long, she had landed just before the doors, and she almost broke through them with the speed and force with which she was moving.

“Help! Help us, we’ve got an Avenger down!” Carol called loudly, raising her voice, and several emergency room workers came running as they took Yelena from her carefully. Carol hesitantly let her go but only after she was sure they had her.

They immediately started taking her to the back, and Carol swallowed hard, her breath catching in her throat as she stared and happened to overhear their words just before they disappeared around the corner.

“She’s not breathing, I can’t get a pulse!” one of the nurses cried, and Carol felt terror unlike any other. It was all that she could do to keep from flying forward and going to Yelena. The only thing that stopped her was that she knew that the nurses could handle her and had a better chance of bringing her back if they were not interrupted.

Carol let out a shaking breath, trying her hardest to hold back the full-body shivers that she was threatening to break into from the fear and stress of both being in a hospital again with someone dying and from Yelena’s condition itself. She then raised an arm to call Natasha over comms as she prepared to explain what happened in what she hoped was a calm manner.

“Natasha?” Carol spoke up, and Natasha quickly replied.

“Hey, are you guys ready to meet back up?” Natasha questioned, all business and perfectly calm and collected. Carol swallowed hard as she tried not to break down, the hospital’s cold white walls surrounding her and seeming almost as if they were constricting around her to suffocate her.

“Yelena’s dying.”

………………………………………………………………………………………………………

Carol held her head in her hands, trying to keep from completely freaking out. While this was not the first time that Yelena had found herself in an emergency room situation with Carol being the one to bring her there, this was the first time that it was because of a gunshot wound and the first time that it had happened with Carol feeling like it was purely her fault.

Natasha had been counting on her to protect Yelena. It was why she had sent Yelena with Carol. And lo and behold, the first thing that Carol had done was let Yelena get critically injured on her watch.

These hospital walls were not helping matters either. All she could think of was Maria in her last days. How frail and weak she had been and how her hair had been thinning before Carol’s very eyes. The very state that had caused Carol to shave her head in solidarity.

“Carol, what did you do to your hair?!” Maria had woefully cried, her own hair completely gone from her head and her skin clinging to her bones and showing the many contours of her skeletal system.

“Well, I’m not about to let you get all bald by yourself,” Carol had reassured, her own healthy skin shining underneath those painful hospital lights as her much healthier hand had moved out to hold that of her big sister’s.

Their fingers had interlaced softly as their starkly contrasting skin tones clashed against one another in that way that Carol had always loved. It had always been a sign that while they were not sisters by blood, they were sisters by choice, and that was a bond that Carol had valued more than most of the biological familial bonds she had.

The scenario was replaying in her head and the words she had said as well as every detail were as strongly resonant within her mind as if they were taking place there before her at this very moment.

Carol dug her fingers in her hair, searching for some manner of respite as she remained there in the waiting room while they were performing the procedures on Yelena. She had not even looked up at the doors leading in, and she had no idea if Natasha had come yet or how much time had even passed. It was just a myriad of painful fluorescent lights and bad memories.

She wished that she had that comforting hand in her own now. She wanted to softly run her thumb over the darker skin and hide there in Maria’s arms. She was always safe there, and Maria in her calm, older sibling-esque wisdom always managed to comfort her and shield her from the world.

But she was gone and reality was smarting rather nicely at the moment.

However, almost as if it were a dream, a soft, cool hand took her own gently, and she felt someone touching her shoulder. Carol opened her eyes and shifted her gaze, her fingers of her left hand still buried in her hair as she looked at the hand that had entwined itself with her own right one.

While she recognized the hand, it was by no means at all the one that she had been wishing for. But as she raised her head and removed her fingers from her hair to meet Natasha’s rational yet deeply pained and fearful gaze, Carol figured that it was the best she was ever going to get after Maria.

“Carol, are you okay?” Natasha asked, and simply from the tone of Natasha’s voice, Carol could pick up that Natasha must have been asking for way longer than the short period of time that Carol knew she was there.

Carol shook her head, swallowing hard as she tried to fight the sudden tears that were threatening to overtake her. She straightened a little in her seat, looking at Natasha as she did her best to form coherent, sensible words. She had to explain herself. She had to ask for forgiveness.

“Natasha, I am so, so sorry. I let you down. I… He came out of nowhere and he shot, and she jumped for me, and… There was absolutely nothing I could do to stop it. I didn’t see him, and she… She’s,” Carol could not even finish her sentence despite the fact that more than anything, she wanted to properly apologize.

Natasha’s eyes softened as tears entered them, and she hugged Carol carefully. Carol leaned her taller form into Natasha, wrapping her arms around her as she pressed her forehead into Natasha’s shoulder and did her best not to cry.

Carol was ordinarily not much of a crier, but she supposed that hospitals and those that she loved most were enough to bring her to her breaking point despite her best efforts.

“It’s my fault, Nat. I am so sorry,” Carol admitted before a loud sob wracked through her. Natasha shook her head, shushing her gently as she hugged her. Carol somehow still felt like that young girl that so needed someone to look out for her after her brother had left her with their parents all in the name of going to college across the country. Despite the fact that the very young girl that so needed someone would have preferred to die than admit that.

“No, no, don’t be sorry,” Natasha whispered, her breaths shaking as she seemed close on the verge of tears herself. Carol pressed her forehead into her a little more firmly and did her best to focus on how Natasha was rubbing her back. It was so similar yet so opposite of what Maria had done in the past.

“You trusted me to keep her safe, and I let you down—”

“No. You couldn’t have known, Carol, it’s okay,” Natasha assured her, her voice trembling, and Carol hugged her tightly.

“Why did she jump? I’m bulletproof, Nat, I thought she knew that—”

“She did, Carol. She does know it,” Natasha assured her, and Carol suddenly noticed a moisture on her shoulder. She quickly knew Natasha was crying with her, and that somehow made Carol want to cry even more heavily. Natasha’s pain was hurting her.

“But when you care about people, you do things that don’t make logical sense,” Natasha explained, and Carol swallowed, listening to her words as she soaked them in slowly.

“Carol, there’s only a few people in this world that she would mindlessly and immediately take a bullet for without a second thought, and you’re one of them,” Natasha explained carefully, and Carol paused, immediately feeling like sobbing violently.

However, she kept herself together to say one last thing.

“I really wish I wasn’t,” Carol confessed before sobbing painedly, shaking in Natasha’s arms. Natasha held her closer, something akin to a choked sob leaving her as well.

“I know. I know.”

………………………………………………………………………………………………………

After a while, Yelena had finally gotten out of emergency surgery to sew the hole in her stomach, and she was recovering in a room. Carol and Natasha were sitting at her side, and Carol was sitting directly next to Natasha. Natasha was holding Yelena’s hand, rubbing it gently with her thumb. Carol had to look away every once in a while, the scene growing too painful for her to bear since it reminded her far too much of her and Maria.

Finally, the silence was more than Carol could handle, and she had to say something. And the first words that rolled off of her tongue were—

“I hate hospitals,” Carol stated, strong hatred in her voice as she emphasized her words. She honestly shocked herself with the declaration, and Natasha looked back at her with understanding.

“I understand that,” Natasha sympathetically agreed, and Carol sighed, feeling her skin crawling with the hatred of the lights that were hitting her and the desire to just bolt and fly as far from the hospital as she could possibly get. However, it did make her feel a little better to have admitted the words to Natasha even though she figured that the redhead could likely read people well enough to easily see that hatred burning within Carol.

“They’re just unnerving, and I hate them. In my experience, hardly anything good ever comes from them,” Carol finished, her voice turning soft at the end as she looked around at the room.

“I have a hole in me, and you’re scared of hospitals. You’re sure living up to your tough name,” Yelena suddenly spoke up, her voice tired and her accent thick. Natasha quickly looked back at her as she smiled widely.

Yelena opened her eyes slowly and exhaustedly, and Natasha quickly leaned in to kiss Yelena’s face, peppering soft kisses against her forehead, cheeks, chin, and nose. She pulled back just enough to nuzzle their noses together, and Yelena grinned tiredly yet adoringly at her big sister.

Carol felt her heart warming as she eyed the scene. As painful as it could be to know she did not have a big sister anymore, it made her happy to see the both of them so sweet with each other.

Once the pair had an entire quiet exchange in Russian, Natasha finally pulled back enough to let Carol talk to Yelena.

The both of them just stared at each other for a long moment, and Carol finally smiled softly.

“I’m really glad you’re okay,” Carol expressed gently, and Yelena just huffed.

“I’ve had worse. You’re going to have to do more than that to kill me,” Yelena joked, and Carol chuckled warmly, looking down before shifting her gaze back up to meet Yelena’s.

She very hesitantly reached out to touch Yelena’s hand and squeeze it gently. She then started to pull her hand away, not wanting to push her for longer than she wanted to be touched.

To her utter shock, Yelena suddenly locked hands with her, the grip weak but the sheer action in itself enough to still Carol. Yelena’s hand gripped Carol’s in something that resembled the first step of a bro hug. She looked at her carefully, swallowing hard as she glanced at Natasha for a moment. Yelena finally gazed at Carol again and spoke up.

“I said I didn’t know what came over me,” Yelena admitted, and Carol tilted her head as she listened carefully. Yelena looked as if she was conjuring everything in her to speak to Carol and utter her next words, and Carol remained quiet and patient, understanding that Yelena was not one for feelings and emotions when it came to anyone but Natasha.

“The truth is that I took the bullet for you because… Because I care about you… A lot,” Yelena admitted, and Carol just eyed her. She finally nodded slowly, a giant grin slowly forming on her face as she squeezed Yelena’s hand a little tighter.

“I know, Yelena. I care about you a lot, too,” Carol confessed, searching her face as she looked at the person that had very strangely managed to become one of her best friends. Yelena allowed herself a small smile, looking over at Natasha, and Natasha grinned lightly, shifting her eyes between the both of them contentedly. Carol felt her heart swelling as she looked at the both of them, and Carol placed her free hand on Natasha’s shoulder.

“Just maybe next time let me do the bullet-taking, okay?” Carol suggested, and Yelena groaned a little, releasing Carol as she allowed herself to sink down into the bed a little more heavily.

“Oh, definitely. This thing hurts even with the painkillers, so you honestly owe me bullets. Especially since you can’t even get hurt by them,” Yelena complained, and Carol could not help but laugh a little. Natasha chuckled with her, squeezing Yelena’s arm lovingly.

“Deal,” Carol agreed, smiling warmly as she looked at two of the most special people in her life.

And Carol indeed aimed to take more bullets. Every bullet that she could protect Yelena or Natasha from.

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picklesgrowontrees · 3 years ago

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I REALLY NEED TO GET THIS OUT OH MY LORDDDD

first off, thank you to the writers room people the new video was a banger! Also, Thomas’s acting is getting better and better every day

I am just barely holding off on screaming about everything into my pillow and I’m most likely going to hyperfixate on this for the next month but here are some things I need to point out from the Special:

Thomas, you lost an excellent opportunity to say “it sure feels like a dream….come true!” In your opening scene.

Our favorite boys with all of our favorite nicknames in their bios —🥺🥺🥺

Roman, are you okay? Your makeup be on fleek tho

Virgil = Rocket Raccoon x100

“My bestie, Patton” Janus omfg he’s your husband

THEY KNOW HIS NAME! LOGAN CALLED HIM JANUS!!!

Also, Logan—nice. So proud of you. I cant believe you learned a new word today

Janus is literally out-drama-geeking Roman. I never knew that was possible.

Excuse me what was that you said about eyeshadow? Janus is teasing Virgil about his purple glitter. Virgil reacts like a violent caveman

I’m…pretty….sure….that Remus…doesn’t, have his pants on backwards???? Maybe??? In any case👌 his bosom is emblazoned

‘Whose hand is that? Jesus’ —also, what. Thomas you should run

Janus you passive agressive bitch we all know you literally made that sandwich for Patton

LOGAN—calm down with the size of your glass man, I’m pretty sure that’s enough wine to kill a small child

Thomas you’re really killing me with the angst JUST LISTEN TO LITERAL LOGIC FOR 1 MINUTE

So Remus found the mindspace, huh? Alright y’all, time to throw every single fanfiction involving the creativitwins’ split kingdoms into the canon garbage can

#deviousgaming4life #gotem #secretlife

FUCKEMUP PISSY! I-I MEAN PRINCEY! YOUR SWORD JUST GOT A MANICURE THO

A-huh,A-huh, now say that again, but slower Virgil

I really can’t look at Virgil transforming into a puppet the same way again after those bloopers 💀

Seriously, guys.😤 Everyone who's here at my awesome party...🍾🎉 🤪this huge crowd of people that's definitely here right now...Somebody😠🤫 broke 😩my grandma's👵 vase✨✨🏺✨✨And that was the last thing she gave to me... before she died!!!! ☠️I swear 🔫😀to all things football ⚽️?🏈? AND/OR skateboarding... 🛹 …that I will find you….🪓🗡⚔️🔪😁Don't make me cry these incredibly manly 💪🏻🧔‍♂️tears! Anyone can speak up here 👀and be a part of this scene. 👀👀👀Especially those of us who aren't imagined🙂and... are actually here on the stage.🧨

The angst is packing in hard, TheatreMan.

Virgil you bastard😂😂 I demand a petition for Janus to have a solo number, and I would very much like to see the raw caught-in-4K footage of Janus dancing and hyping up Virgil for the lie song in the background

Remus you bastard😂😂

🍊👀

*ahem* ✍️📝 “Scare-amore”? Amore as in Amour? Amour as in Love in Spanish? We can’t escape the prinxiety

I swear they all had to restrain Remus from saying something rated r about Nico

Don’t worry Virgil you’re not the only one. Thomas being straight is one of my sleep paralysis demons

So that’s why Janus wears a hat. How many fanarts are we gonna get of Janus with a hamster? Like, what do you say, 500? Thousand?

Virgil is a mood. Except mine is an endless script in my notes app. So classy

(Edit) Roman is not okay. And neither am I

Janus is still salty about the others’ wardrobe upgrades

Did no one else notice the way that Roman said virgil’s name? I swear the prinxiety

Virgil I think you want to set the type of goal Remus was going for…at the beginning of his idea anyways. Praise, man

So—let me get this gay. Patton wants to be married to Logan. I can feel the love tonight

Logan I do not blame you for your wine glass update, where can I get me one of those?

Also—Virgil is the cousin because Remus and Janus are the aunt and uncle so they are LITERALLY HIS PARENTS OMG

Janus I’m scared and terrified and afraid and terrified what more do you want

The Roman series. Is in fact; a Prinxiety Dungeons and dragons AU fanfiction. I could not be happier

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ner-runi · 3 years ago

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I need to make you aware that whenever I come onto your blog and read your header I read it in the 'did someone say draco malfoy' voice from a very potter musical

I’m very sorry but I am not one with the Harry Potter. I truly do not understand what this means😂 and I’m very sorry.

can you send a link to a clip so I can understand it? I’m sorry if it sounds rude but bro I do not understand 😂

11 notes • Posted 2021-10-11 05:24:03 GMT

Hey have a juicy lil tidbit of a section of word vomit that is currently clogging my brain

Slight(?) or Straight up NSFW below the cut

Regardless 18+ only

Warnings: Heavily suggested sexual themes, language. (please let me know if I need to add anything else—this is my first time posting my writing and I don’t really know the ins and outs of it all)

Also ignore the grammar—its a screen shot of a google doc, sue me. I didn’t feel like copying and pasting

Tagging who I think would like (possibly?) @clonecyare @truechaoticneutral @writingbylee

16 notes • Posted 2021-10-12 08:05:09 GMT

Something I’ve noticed in fics

Boba Fett and calling you “little one”

I’m here for it

17 notes • Posted 2021-09-14 07:29:44 GMT

I Need to Feel

Pairing: Fives x fem OC!medic (Brynn - nicknamed “Tiny” cause she SHORT)

This is also in first person POV—not entirely sure how that will play in, but I figured I should let y’all know💕

Rating: E 18+ ONLY

Warnings: mention of alcohol abuse, trauma, OC has a prosthetic forearm/hand, smut, inappropriate use of ARC Trooper pauldrons i.e. oral (f recieving), unprotected P in V sex (wrap it up y’all), if I missed anything please let me know.

Word Count: 1.3K😳

Background Info: Ok so this happens within a MUCH larger work so a little bit of background: This takes place shortly after the Battle of Lola Sayu, aka The Citadel. The explosion that took Echo is also how Bryn lost her hand. Brynn is trying to cope with the “death” of Echo, and Fives is there for her.

Feedback is always welcome! 😁

“Shut your damn mouth Fives,” I hiss into the ARC trooper’s mouth, “Stop talking and just fuck me.”

“Brynn…” he responds, breaking away from my desperate hold, “Brynn, you aren’t in your right mind.”

“You have my consent and I’m sober for the first time in days. Just,” I take a deep breath, “let me feel something other than pain.”

After Lola Sayu, if you were to ask any other member of Torrent, I spiraled. Echo is my first real loss after the clusterfuck that was our defense of Rishi Station. In the end, it was only Echo, Fives, and I. I had no one else, I survived with no one else. So why not seek out a quick distraction with the final person I have closest to me?

“Please, just one more time for my piece of mind,” Fives grabs my wandering hands from his armor. I am brutally reminded that I can only feel from one of them, my cybernetic fritzing once again as I get any sort of worked up. This Maker-forsaken thing will piss me off to no end.

“Fives, you are all I have left. Beginning to end, I’ve had you by my side,” My eyes cant downwards, tears beginning to brim over my eyes, as I force the words in a single, desperate breath, “I may not be a whole, complete version of myself, but I need to know that I can still feel something other than pain and loss. Do your favorite medic a favor.”

Driven by desperation, I lock eyes with the ARC trooper in front of me as I push him further into my desk in the medbay. Grasping the back of his neck and bringing him down to meet my lips, I manage to maneuver him to the edge of the desk before further driving my weight into the fully kitted ARC. Fives collapses against the durasteel frame and I follow him down, moving to straddle his thighs without breaking my desperate kiss. Feeling the codpiece on his armor catch the seam of my blacks, I stifle a moan before knocking the contents of my desk—my datapad and a few other bits of flimsi, onto the floor.

“Gods, Fives please,” I practically beg. The ARC trooper grasps the back of my thighs before flipping us over.

“You want what you want mesh’la,” Fives gives a lopsided grin, “Just promise you won't fall in love with me,” he finishes with a quick wink.

Deft fingers move to the band of my blacks, grasping them before pulling them down over my knees. After my pants hit the floor, Fives makes quick work ridding me of my blacks entirely, leaving me in only my chest binder and my comfortable, regulation underwear.

“It could be sexier, I know,” I tell him hastily, “But this isn’t supposed to be sexy. Now fuck me within an inch of my life.”

Fives replies with only a grin before he places my thighs over his pauldrons, pressing his face into my aching core.

“Stars, darlin—you always smell so sweet. I know you taste even better.” Fives barely pulls my underwear off my legs before latching his lips over my clit, roughly tracing his tongue over the bud.

“Fuck, Fives!” I shout as I throw my head back against my desk. I thread my fingers into his curls, moaning at the feeling of his tongue over my folds.

Fives pulls his lips from my center, sucking so hard an audible pop sounds as he looks me in the eye.

“Don’t act surprised Tiny, you created this.” Fives shoots me another smirk before setting off to remove his armor pieces. I stare at the meticulous routine set before me, marveling at him as inch after inch of tanned skin is exposed to my wandering eyes. I stand back up to the ARC trooper, forcing him to look down at my wide eyes.

“You’re Force-damned right I did. And will never regret it.” I whisper at him before placing my palms on his chest. Curling my fingers, I lightly drag my nails down his torso as I lower myself onto my knees before him. I feel him shiver under my touch when my hands reach his hip bones.

“Ah ah ah, mesh’la. Tonight is about you,” he stops me from raising his hard cock to my lips. Bringing me back up to my feet, the ARC trooper drags my body closer to his bare chest. I feel Fives’ calloused hands down my arms, reaching to my side to release the concealed zipper of my binder. The fabric drops from my body and Fives continues to inch his warm hands further down my body.

Rough hands find the soft flesh on the back of my thighs and Fives whispers in my ear, “Jump, sweet thing,” he nips at my neck as he moves to press me against the chilly durasteel wall.

When my legs wrap around his narrow hips, I feel him, achingly hard against my center. Smooth thrusts bring the head of Fives’ cock against my swollen clit before catching at the opening of my soaked core.

“Just like Rishi, sweetheart,” breathless words ghost over my ear, “Take me like I know you can.”

With one slow thrust, Fives buries himself in me. He chokes on his moan and my eyes roll into the back of my head. The familiar stretch of his cock does more than my fingers have in weeks. The tension rises low in my belly, consuming my body in a few deep thrusts. I have a fleeting moment of thanks that I am not on my feet, because I would surely be unable to support myself. Digging my nails into the meat of the ARC trooper’s shoulders, I throw my head back towards the wall.

“Look at me sweet girl,” Fives brings one hand up to caress my jaw, angling my head towards his sweet honey eyes, “Fuck Brynn, you’re doin’ so good for me.” His hand leaves my face to snake between our hot bodies.

“Maker Fives!” I keen as his free hand makes contact, rolling my clit between his calloused fingers, “Fives, I want to feel cum you inside me.” The tension begins to crest, my walls clenching around Fives’ deliberate thrusts.

“I can feel you. Cum for me, sweet thing.” With his words I feel my pussy clench down on his rigid cock, milking the ARC trooper for everything he’s got. My head rolls back again as Fives continues to thrust into my spent cunt. His grunts send shivers down my neck and he thrusts one final time, deep into me. His hot release fills me— I lock onto the feeling and abandon everything else.

Against the wall of the medbay office, Fives rests his forehead on my shoulder,

“Maker, I always knew you’d be the one to forever make a mess on my cock.”

I reply breathlessly, “I taught you everything you fucking know. Back on Rishi you’d just be cumming in your blacks. I taught you—never forget that. “

Fives laughs at my admission, “Was that distraction enough?” Bringing my cybernetic hand to his lips, he lays gentle kisses against the metal,

“Fives, you have no fucking idea.”

“You know I got more where that came from.” He smirks while raising his eyebrows suggestively.

My head finally feels clear as Fives pulls himself out of me, the pain of loss no longer at the forefront of my mind. I maneuver him towards the cot against the back wall,

“Stay with me tonight?” I ask, “Please?” When I fall onto the stiff cot, I turn to see Fives bringing over our undergarments.

“I’m all for sleeping naked with you, but we probably shouldn’t scar Lyra so soon in her tenure with the 501st.” He pulls up his grey boxer-briefs over his hips and I stifle a giggle as I put my binder and underwear back on.

“Thank you for reminding me that I can still feel the good emotions, Fives,” I say, laying down on Fives’ chest.

I only hear a mumble of Mando’a before succumbing to the sweet pressure of sleep.

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33 notes • Posted 2021-11-24 07:28:17 GMT

THE SPEED AT WHICH MY CELL PHONE FLEW ACROSS MY BED ROOM WHEN I SAW THIS

@djarrex sweet lord I feel like i have transcended this plane of existence

Your Post Order 66 Rex series is one of my two GO TO fics—the other being By Any Other Name by the glorious @rowansparrow (if you haven’t read it I HIGHLY RECOMMEND)

but oh my god

thank you🥺 this made my GOD DAMN DAY

33 notes • Posted 2021-09-09 23:23:45 GMT

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