#do we like the Hamza blog (you all agree in unison) omg yay!!!!!!

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INTROOOOOO

*airhorns* *many more airhorns*

The Ham Man is quickly going crazy. Someone invest in this brain, I’m cooking up here.

HIIIIII 👋 welcome 2 my stupid blog you can guess on what to call me I’ll respond to anything probably. I would list off names but I like to keep people guessing. What if I just went even more Jewish with the spelling of my name. What then. I’ll break out the Yh in there.

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They call me Michael Jackson the way I be going by he/he. (Just use he/him lol)

19-7(2)^9+(12^4)/6+32(4)-2 years old. Very important to remember your math, people.

I don’t owe anyone an explanation as to why I’m a freak. Just know I’m a freak fr (mentally ill)

6- time world champion of lying on the internet for fun. No one does it like me. Or do they?

I don’t have a DNI, I love the block button frfr.

I’m giga colourblind no one say jack about it, I’ll crash out! Live laugh not love cone deficiencies.

This is a Subway Surfers blog. Will I talk about other stuff? Absolutely, I know myself and I never shut up. On god it’ll be mostly subsurf stuff. Mostly.