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napping-sapphic · 2 days

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I think the worst part of this lingering cough is how fucking poorly it mixes with my chronic nosebleeds smh shit has me in these awful feedback loops where all the coughing triggers a nosebleed and then the lack of breathing from the nosebleed makes the coughing worse which makes the nosebleed worse and so on and so on

#just spent like ten minutes bent over a sink hacking and bleeding with tears streaming down my face lol #like yeah it sucked but also i felt like i was in a movie it was so dramatic lol #tears were just a consequence of the coughing btw!! im too annoyed when it happens to cry over it lol #random coughing induced nosebleeds are SO not fair btw #i haven’t gotten this much blood on my clothes since i was like 10 smh #also coughing getting worse when you try to sleep is literally a devil concept like wtf #do this to me at like noon or smth #like you’re making me go through this at 3am??? literally insane #like girl i had to move the cat off my legs to go bleed and cough for ten minutes??#at THREE IN THE MORNING???#absurd #im suing #idk who but it’ll happen #cw blood mention

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boarloved-art · 25 days

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i like the car movies a lot.......

#cars #pixar cars #lightning mcqueen #sally carrera #my art #art #drawing #fanart #sketch #these r SOOOOOOOO messy dont worry abt jt #i love sally n mcqueen so muhcnman #sally the love of my LIFEEEE #also his pyjamas in the court sketch r. bc i asked my pals what we think he was wearing when he got separated from mack. bc its SO funny to #imagine him in his pjs in court trying to seduce sally #like realisitclally hes probably not. they peobably gave him a change of clothes he did in fact make a mess #but man.....the idea of him stood there in his own branded pjs . .....it enamours me #temporary wheelchair user mcqueen after his crash is reel to me <3 #he doesnt even need it for that long but by god he decks it out #note that they have rings on in the cars 3 ones...theyre married...#the second one is all sally when she arrived at radiator sprrriiings i rhink of her too much #ft flo & sheriff #ur sheriff. ur watching the road leading into town (even the towns basically dead anyway noones fucking coming in so ur legit just sat ther #eating lunch and thinking abt ur husband). a blue porsche rolls in and ur like huh. a visitor. thats new. the porsche suddenly just gives #out in the middle of the road and ur like. oh shit lemme call mater. before u get the chance to do that u r cut off by the LONGEST BEEP #IN HISTORY as sally carrera #burnt out from lawyering #slams her head on the wheel and yells FUCKKKKKKKKKK. this is MY canon now.#sheriff watching a stressed 20 smth in a business suit repeatedly knock her head against her steering wheel while muttering about #how this Has to be her annoying bosses fault somehow #wondering if he should offer her some help or just let her get it out of her system

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nootdraws · 1 year

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A Prayer For A Birthday

Haven’t really had the time to do any art recently but I wrote this poem last month and thought it fit Rosamund in a funny sorta way :). Hope you like <3

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mercless · 29 days

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rather than fears i see them having , i'm just curious in general how they'd rank the following in base , modern , and high noon : large dogs , bodies of water ( can't see the bottom ) , bodies of water ( can see the bottom ) , heights , death , public speaking

large dogs: 4/10 "Most dangerous in a pack and without verticality nearby."

bodies of water (can't see the bottom): 10/10 "No."

bodies of water (can see the bottom): 8/10 "Water is deceiving."

heights: 4/10 "Only need to worry if you don't know how to get down."

death: 10/10 "..."

public speaking: 5/10 "No one would listen to me."

large dogs: 6/10 "Most are 'all bark' but I'm not looking to get mauled."

bodies of water: (can't see the bottom) 8/10 "Dangerous."

bodies of water: (can see the bottom) 5/10 "I don't swim."

heights: 5/10 "Just don't make mistakes when you're high up."

death: 9/10 "Life's shit but it's the only one I got."

public speaking: 7/10 "Fuck that."

large dogs: 2/10 "Don't matter the size, they know to fear somethin' that'll hunt 'em."

bodies of water (can't see the bottom): 6/10 "Ain't plannin' on a dip anytime soon. Not like one will appear in the middle of the dessert one day."

bodies of water (can see the bottom): 4/10 "Good for drinkin' or drownin'."

heights: 3/10 "Some mighty fine ravines to get lost in out there."

death: 8/10 "Do you know what's after death for demons?"

public speaking: 6/10 "Ain't looking to be a town crier anytime soon."

fear rating

#‡ ask #‡ the end is comin' for us all | high noon #modern au tbt #windchaser #wah i hope this is what you meant! it was fun to fill it out for all three :>#this gave me the motivation to make my modern headers hdfgjk #imagining a farmer or smth try to sick dogs on hn talon for trespassing and they just stare at the dogs. lick their lips.#and start moving toward the hounds. and those barks quickly become retreating wimpers HSDHJK 😭#its not just horses that are afraid of them.....#classic tal knows death is inevitable for them but its SOO scary 😨 do you know how many things want your soul out there? yeah thats right #they dont want to be immortal or undying thats even worse they just. dont want there to be anything afterwards you know? and in noxus...#thats very much more likely than not if a certain ghostly tyrant has anything to say about it. and they know what swain is about w souls #(if maybe only partly) so they dont want to die anywhere near the demon grand general either !!!!#so stressful so much to think about #if you want me to elaborate on any more ask away!! i know talon isnt much of a yapper thats why im here

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necrophiliak · 6 months

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can I hear more about the mephrit dynasty you're cooking?

emmm ill be honest i kinda put the water on boil and then sat down to finish the rest of the necron books and i never put any food in. ive never rly done this kind of thing before my ocs are usually just designs to play with and dont even have any story or personality necessarily x0

ive thought about stuff like since its a vassal it doesnt have to focus on the same stuff as mephrit so i could have it be more bureaucratic or something. like more of a closely tied supporting dynasty. bt it would depend on the characters id make for it. and i havent done that yet. so mostly i was just thinking about colours lmao. the deathmark i doodled was when i was messing with colours and tried a bunch out bt i just love the sleek look of clean white+black+bright orange and my other fav colour (green) makes it look too human military esque? i dont rly like the aesthetic. shrugs. the white/black/orange scheme looks reallllyyyyy nice but its a bit simple and not very unique which bothers me.

the most ive really gotten is just the idea for the deathmark i actually wanted as an oc which i think ive gotten a personality down and will draw a design eventually when ideas come to me. the problem is just figuring out how to make it look unique without outshining its superiors (ive got ideas)

so tl;dr: theres not much. just colours.

#thanks for asking tho... its a nice feeling #m trying to talk more in tags or like wherever i guess cz. idk.#its the whole 'noone wants to hear so dont say anything' so i just never did on here #warhammer ppl have been. really really nice in tags and stuff tho.#oh i also cant stop thinking about the one necron judge dude in i+d (baalbekh?) who has the engraved water lilies on his head #i thought maybe thatd be fun to do smth with. a dynasty thats a little more focused on artsy stuff and is a real #backwater forgotten about kinda thing. still not like Mega artsy obviously but with more of a focus on the presentation of power #maybe even dipping into clothes of some kind. since one of my ideas is a necron+tech priest duo #........... i guess responding to this and then adding tags an hour later actually did give me more ideas

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critterofthenight · 5 months

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i had such a fun dream, i didn't wanna wake up :c

#my art teacher was a former goddess and she was looking after treasure in the secret room of a church #and i was the only human who could see the other gods so she decided to make me her heir #and she taught me magic and other things and the secret room became my safe space #then one day few of my classmates accidentally got into the room when noone was there and they were gonna start investigating wtf is this #when they tried to leave without raising suspicion they ran into me the art teacher and the priest in the church garden #but we didnt realize that smth was going on so we all started playing some kinda ttrpg set in the middle ages #my classmates talked about how much more fun that era was bc this whole dreams setting was a combination of modern day and the 1800s #we played in the church garden and there was a wishing well next to us #if you looked into it your reflection became the person you wanted to be #the art teacher was sad bc she wanted to look different but i showed her that my reflection was her so she laughed and hugged me #the game was very fun and when we were leaving my former crush was waiting outside of the gates #her new best friend was with her but she smiled at me and caressed my head and i literally purred #we were walking home and she told me that dating apps suck and she doesnt know what to do #i took her hand and told her to forget those assholes bc there are so many people who love her #and the two of us started running through the forest next to the road hand in hand #we looked like two nymphs of the forest and we were laughing and i was sure she loved me #and then i woke up :c #✩‧₊˚

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shanti-ashant-hai · 1 year

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i just went through your stories and you and your bf apparently had a whole childhood friends to lovers arc??

you're living the dream

what will you do if i told you we even had the 'BECAUSE I CARE ABOUT YOU' fight back in 11th

it'd have led to us getting together earlier if only the school wasn't filled with harami people

#i dont remember the exact reason behind why we fought #but i do remember that it was a big one #like it was lunch break and we were arguing over smth loudly #and everyone from 9th-12th was watching us with interest #and i yelled 'TUMHE KYA? I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT'#'TUMHE KYA?'#and he yelled even louder 'BECAUSE I CARE ABOUT YOU AND I CANT SEE YOU RUIN YOURSELF LIKE THAT' in the most intense voice ive ever heard #the silence that reigned after that yo-#absolute silence for 5 seconds. noone spoke #not even me #until the kids who were watching started saying 'OOOOOOOH'#my friends even sang 'kiss da girl' what harami ppl bro #so yeah it was hella awkward and we ignored each other for 2 weeks #worst 2 weeks of my life 🤡🔫#asks #shanti ki ashanti suno #anon

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thisisnotjuli · 1 year

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sometimes you read a post and you think to yourself holy fucking shit do usamericans really live like this????????? honestly the insane behaviours I learn from posts saying stuff like "this [thing] [that the post talks about like it's normalized/common] is fucked up" is absolutely nuts

#i am obviously not going to mention this in the original post in any way. but this is because #i just read that post about how 'peoples reaction to seeing a person walking with a white cane is either fearful or agressive'#and obviously i am noone to say anything about the topic. seeing as i dont use nor am close to anyone who uses a white cane.#but. i have seen plenty of people using white canes out in the streets in my life. and a few i see/saw quite frequently #like both of us walking on the same street regularly for a while #which of course doesnt make me anyone with enough information to have an opinion about that post i read #but never in ky fucking life have i seen *anyone* react the way that post described to someone walking with a white cane #and i seriously think its just because usa is so fucked up and usamericans have so many hang ups about people with disabilities #the whole 'but are you REALLY disabled or are you just faking it' bullshit theyre obsessed with #but seriously. people here see someone walking down the street with a white cane and they just. move out of the way #theyre not 'eithr scared or agressive'#ive seen people who're in a hurry get impatient‚ hell im pretty sure ive been that person once. but they just fucking wait #or find a way to walk around them. or something.#ive seen kids get curious about it qnd i remember when I was a kid and cueious the first time i saw someone w a white cane #walking to school and i asked my dad about it. i also remember being a kid and not getting out of the way fast enough and #lightly bumping into a person w a white cane #anyways my point is. im not saying theres no people who're shitty about it here i al sure there are #and i know for a fact that blind people do suffer from discrimination here and ut fucking sucks #but. nothing at all like that post describes. im pretty sure thats just. usamerican bs. or not bs but. sucking really bad. or smth #mine #me #personal

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starphobe · 5 months

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fh fandom back to wishing death on a fictional teenager for being mentally ill and not learning how to cope with that in a healthy way. what else is new

#do i think klck is correct? no #do i think a fandom full of grown adults should stop holding this (manipulated) (not sound of mind) teenager to wack standards? ya #like.... some of you are... how do i say this.... ~projecting~#and dont get me wrong this isnt me trying to say shes some kind of innocent misunderstood blorbo 🥺🥺🥺#i think shes a freak and a cunt. but im going to be normal about it and NOT say that she deserves to be killed (????)#pre-overtaking she was clearly aware that her behavior wasn't healthy #the fact she even went to jawbone at all (and was honest with him!) proves that imo #personally i feel like she might be neurodivergent -> struggling with knowing which rules to break and which ones to not #we literally JUST had an episode where the principal of AAA told students to their face that studying and working hard is dumb #i think kipperlilly came to aguefort. couldn't get a grip on what they Actually wanted from her #(parents went to mumple. she couldnt have been prepared for aguefort)#and out of frustration she fixated on people who were doing well and compared herself to them #and the only major surface difference she could find? tragic backstories #it only makes sense that she'd assume that THAT is what was missing. her inability to adapt to AAA was out of her control #so instead of blaming smth abstract (neurodivergence/other mental illness)#this single. concrete. and obvious difference is way easier to latch on to #but yeah. imo she just reads as someone super neurodivergent who received No Help because she 'made do'#and when thrown into a situation that required a skillset she wasn't born with. she shut down and got defensive #noone is born wanting to die yadda yadda #i think it's very interesting that when jawbone turned the question around on her (asking what SHE could do to get better)#she got quiet and awkward #its almost like she was trying her best? and just couldn't figure out where to go next?#and OH would you look at that. jace offering her a trip to the mountains of chaos. for a ~super dangerous adventure~#🙄#anyway.#awfully convenient. isn't it.#this has been me. having takes on ms goldendoodle shibainu #goodnight everyone (its noon)#not tagging this out of fear of the *** stans out there who will not stop taking things personally

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astrxealis · 11 months

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eepy

#⋯ ꒰ა starry thoughts ໒꒱ *·˚#lots of thoughts in mind tho 🔥 ellow good noon good noon 😙💗💞💖#RAGHHH gna be out most of the day but my friends make me so happy 😞 even if it's just like. smth small. JEHWJDJS IDK I'M SO GIDDY #RAGHHHHH I'M GOING TO LIKE... make a list of stuff i need and want to do for the week. like studying and hobbies and media and activities.#also stuff i wna buy ^_^ and uhhh idk going to be the best version of myself fr yeehaw <3 #THIS BREAK IS GOING TO BE ONE WHOLE WEEK BUT FEELS SO SHORT ... sched is jampacked fr #today. birthday. tomorrow rest from birthday. another time in the week i'll be watching hamilton. and another time fnaf w friends. and then #vc with best friend and then vc with other friends and then dnd stuff. and then online friends stuff. and social media stuff. and

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aria0fgold · 1 year

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Whoooaaaa! Life gotten bit hectic again but like not events but more like just me. Was feeling melancholic??? like, bit down in the dumps lately but I’m feeling better now! :D And then I had my wisdom tooth removed yesterday! Ngl tho I didn’t realize it was my wisdom tooth up until the dentist said it cuz I always referred to it as the tooth at the very end. For smth called a wisdom tooth, it sure dont grow out wisely.

Been practicing writing again too! But more like, practicing planning. I at first wanted to continue a lil personal story about my OC, Alec and while expanding more on smth I realized a lot of loopholes everywhere in his overall story and ngl, doing a self-test style where I create questions for me to answer helped a lot in finding those loopholes.

Cuz like, I’m the type of writer that goes with the flow and worry bout things later which is honestly not that good as planning goes. I’ve tried like other ways of outlining that I’ve searched up but nothing worked out and now I finally found one that does! So I’m thinking of doing that same technique with my fics too cuz there’s a lot I need to connect with everything and it can also help me with figuring out where to go next!

#aria rants #esp need a lot of planning for oafb #for the ppl that read it yk like theres a scene where at the beginning omori beheaded the corrupted king crawler monster?#i had like 0 plans for it. like legit no reason why omori beheaded the thing.#when i wrote that chapter i was like: yeah checks out thats def smth omori would do #it wasnt until i wrote the later chapters that i found a use for that scene so it wasnt just a scene that happened just cause #like omori finding that silver key and that same key will be useful during the sweetheart castle adventure #having a beginning middle and end is good for me in my fics cuz i can think up ways to bridge each one but also not that good as well #cuz of my overall writing technique that results in changes on the middle part which will later affect the end too and like damn #i need a proper way to outline everything so i dont connect as i write but i have everything connected before i write #and just build upon that connection so it dont look bad!#im just glad i found a way to outline properly when i was losing my marbles finding all the horrible loopholes in my ocs story #ngl working on my oc while looking at my omori fanfics reminds me of how much ive improved as a writer #and i love it! ive come a long way! im proud of it and im still improving! :D #so yeah! oh and im like thinking of doing smth too #basically updating all 3 fics in a very consistent manner + the aubrey and letterbrey fic i have in tumblr too #all i need now is to wake up early again cuz gurl needs to stop waking up at noon

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piplupod · 1 year

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fatigue my beloathed 👎

#i have things i want to dooooooo #but i cannot move my body to do themmm #i put away the clean dishes i washed from a couple days ago and now i am back lying down #im so dbjfksls im only 21 !!! i shouldnt be like this !!! i am supposed to have a whole life ahead of me !!!#i wanted to get into manual labour like farm shit or smth one day :')#i am so fucking frustrated i could cry fhdjsl #i want to continue catching up on washing dishes and make a new bin to transfer isopods to and make art and reorganize craft supplies #and reorganize my space in general and fix the headboard on my bed bc its loose and disassemble this cardboard doll bed i made #and then move the dolls house that my grandfather made to the floor from the shelf its on so the kiddos can play w it #also we could decorate it with scrapbook paper for wallpaper or smth fhdksl idk make little miniatures #and also i need to figure out where to store spare pillows and maybe get back into crocheting #theres !! so many things i want to do !!#i try playing a video game so im not just aimlessly scrolling and staring at the wall while listening to podcasts but i feel guilty #for playing games when i ''should'' be doing cleaning tasks instead #but also its past noon and im still exhausted so idk if anything will get done today #which makes me incredibly upset fhdkdl bc i wanted to get shit done this weekend since I've given myself permission to not do schoolwork #argh. argh argh argh. i wish i could cry but i cant even do that im so tired fhfkdldl #pippen needs 2nd breakfast

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wasch-lappen · 5 months

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I wish at this point people would just tell me they hate my opinion because I'm tired of a conversation just completely stopping dead in its tracks and after some time continuing as if I hadn't said anything.

What is it??? What did I do wrong this time?? You can tell me, I am used to doing stupid shit all the time!!!!!

And people dont understand why I assume I'm annoying to everyone and it would be no different to them if I just disappeared

#FUCK #like the second time in 24 hours i wrote smth into chat #ALL conversation stops #after like 10 minutes another topic is brought up and I might as well just not have existed #like im not angry about ppl hating me #im angry im always being told im not by people who walk on eggshells around my fragile ego #it is GOOD and RIGHT to hate me!!!#do it loudly!!!!#I KNOW IM RIGHT I KNOW YOUD ALL BE BETTER OFF WITH ME DEAD #THIS IS WHY NOONE CARES ABOUT ME ON EITHER OF MY BLOGS #IM A TERRIBLE PERSON #IM ANNOYING AND STUPID AND ANTISOCIAL #I notice the fact I only have maybe 1 or 2 friends #depends if one is preoccupied with his relationship #and theres good reasons for it I just-#and I care sooo much about my posts getting notes even stupid shit like this like whyyy why why #I KNOW its gonna get 0 notes and noone is seeing this and I might as well just write in a journal at this point #but noo i gotta be hashtag relateable and get the funny number up #even tho that never HAPPENS #GEE I WONDER WHY #CANT BE BECAUSE IM UNLIKEABLE AND MY OPINIONS ARE TRASH

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isaacathom · 9 months

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lrb but seeeriously. i dont feel like i have all that strong a dysphoria but whenever i take me and my very pretty feminine looks to my weekly* game meetup the amount of times i get she/her'd fucking does me in a little. it varies how annoying it is but truly it boggles the mind. and im like *grabby hands* if i could be a little more masc maybe the people would get it

#i had a fellow nb tell me in complete seriousness that they didnt know if i was afab or amab #and i always thought that sounded silly but now im like. do. do people think my name is and has always been isaac??#are there people at this club who see me with this name and assume im transfem and just didnt change my name????#like i give a partial pass to some people on the basis of well yeah. if youre not from an english speaking country right #the connotation of Isaac as a masculine name might not really exist. i get it. you get a partial pass #but now im wondering if people just assume im on hormones out the wazz and just did not change my name #and to be fair that would be kind of baller. i did though. i did change my name. people in this club have Seen It #its annoying too bc even when i get a more masc-y look going it doesnt seem to register. i have no idea what im doing “wrong”#and the answer is nothing. cis people just suck. also i never say my pronouns bc i hate making a fuss #at a game of like. risk or smth. we all introduced ourselves with pronouns and then literally noone pronoun'd me correctly ;)#they/them nightmares. at least he/him me for gods sake be cis stupid in a way that helps

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etherealskeletons · 1 year

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saw my mom for the first time in 9 years today

#💀.txt #my mmimi wanted us to get along and make amends nd ijus deicded to rip the bandaid off and jus fuckin do it #it was sooooooooo fucked up everything is fucked up #i got extremely drunk on three glasses of homemade wine i didnt eat anything so it hit harder but shhhh noone knows this i lied and siad i #i sid i ate but i didnt<33 #my dad had to pull over so i could vomit ti was nastey #she denied everything ofc im not surpirsde its fine i was pexecting this #she was like i fought so hard and eeryone was against me nad idk if thats the truth or not i was literally like fuckin one when it hapepnd #ts fine tho ykno i mean it is hawat it is #shes still bitter about everything but says thepast has passed but ik shes still bitter she said she hates my dad and dnt lk my dead grammi #my sister stayed in tennesee shes getting ready to fo to school but i met my brothers and it was jus so fuckin weird hte lats time there wa #only one and he was 6 months or smth nd theyre so cute theyre so funny they loved me so much im jus kjfhdsj #she wants to see me again idk if i can do it its jus a lot everythings a lot tho its jus.. ouf..#im still a lil buzzed not as bad as earlier but #today was fucking fucked up she cried a lot and said shes been praying for this moment for ages and im jus like standing ther..#shes super religiogfs now she has a deep souther accnent and everythings weird and strange i barely even recognized her.#talking to her was like talking to a coworker like who is this... mom?? ur m y mom??????

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lycorisamaryllis · 2 years

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half-awake post time: i have been overtaken by the primordial urge to draw an oc boi in a prebby dress bc my guy deserves nice frilly outfits yk

completely unrelated: i would've put a poll here arbitrarily but i haven't been able to use it (ie as if it hasnt been rolled out for the posting ui yet on mobile bc i'm cringe enough to not use desktop) even tho i've been able to vote in other people's polls???? whatever ig not like anyone looks at my textposts anyway

#it'll be a maid outfit but like the elegant kind yk w like the long skirt and nice apron and all that jazz #i just think guys are cute in fun outfits #idk if i'll even post it bc noone looks at oc art on here most of the time and it's made solely for me anyway #so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯#also if anyone sees this post like it or yell at me or smth to let me know that i'm wrong abt noone seeing these #or don't i'm not your boss or your dad you do what you want

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