#do things wrong. push bad buttons. im thinking about fucking r/secondhealthbar-ing my goddamned final boss because of the spice
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they fucking suck so bad
#look i know im fuckin invalid cuz i never communicate my damn needs but it's my blog and i get to be hurt on main#this whole fucking room reeks of coffee which isn't helping the breakdown#gross ass floor coffee i have to fucking pull up that stinks more with the friction#the heat#but goddamnit while yes 3/5 are new to dnd one started in 2021 one in 2022 those two have no fucking excuse not to understand that interact#is the basis of this fucking game. why are they so fucking concerned with being right#3 of them don't fucking understand that a story isn't good without conflict i fucking hate anxious people#i don't want what's good for me i want the goddamned spice you fuckers#do things wrong. push bad buttons. im thinking about fucking r/secondhealthbar-ing my goddamned final boss because of the spice#i cannot give you anything if you give me nothing back standing on the goddamned sidelines#go watch someone elses strahd podcast#they can't even be assed to remember my lore. they spent 20 minutes fuckin recapping last time#WHY ARE YOU HERE.#WHAT IS THE POINT. GO SPEND YOUR WEEKEND WITH PEOPLE YOU'LL ACTUALLY TALK TO#because obviously you'd rather talk about doing your fucking hair than getting back to my goddamned game#you dont even have the courtesy to show up on time when my time is goddamned limited#no one else is ever going to be as invested as i am but i cant fucking keep being around people unwilling to fucking heart me out#this is just a way to blow time to these assholes#they keeo fucking begging me for combat and they KNOW they hate combat#why.#this is even fucking disregarding me pinging them 4 times over 5 days trying to figure out what to fucki g prep next and they wouldnt give#me the goddamn time of day to just fucking answer something that they want to do in my goddamned capaign#i am trying to prepare the game and you dont fucking tell me what you want to play and im going to cancel the goddamned session#what is it#dont put effort into people who wont put effort into you? the main goddamned theme of my campaign? shouldve fucking seen it sooner#i know you're busy my ass i pointedly fucking told you i wasnt#negative
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