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Don’t give CPR to wild animals: a thing you wouldn’t think you’d have to tell people but apparently you do. 💀
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having Complicated Feelings (concern, a small but nonzero amount of recognition of the self through the other, admiration, sexual desire,) about this one, lads
#something cw#diy CW#do not try this at home#do not try this anywhere#do not try this while travelling#like#whoever did this is absolutely unhinged#and is uncomfortably cavalier about (read: totally unconcerned with) electrical safety#but like - it works#and it's kinda hot#to me
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“And one day she discovered that she was fierce, and strong, and full of fire, and that not even she could hold herself back because her passion burned brighter than her fears.” -Mark Anthony
Starting off this week with another photo from Kindle NW where I discovered my new love of doing fire in a long, wooshy coat. ^^
Still can't get over how fun it was to be on the beach, with so many empowering people.
Wishing you all a bad@ss week. Stay fierce my friends. 🖤
#do not try this at home#proper safety training and personnel required#fire#fire sword#flow arts#fierce fire#fire performer#kindle nw 2024#day on the beach#fire festival#fem fatale#archer inventive
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Felix be honest, has Leshy ever been drunk?
#do not try this at home#red crown cafe au#cult of the lamb#cotl coffee shop au#coffee shop au#cotl leshy#leshycat#cult of the lamb leshy#cotl
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I'm just doing some work on my character in Dracula's Ex-Girlfriend and oooo, I love her so much! She's so messed up and problematic and awful but also like ARGH, she could be good if she tried!
#also I hope the people who don't understand the difference between depiction and endorsement in fiction don't see this movie#cause my character is VERY problematic#by design#do not emulate this behaviour#do not try this at home
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Adding to the OSHA hates FentonWorks I give this extension cord hack.
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Kinktober Day Twenty-Five: Edgeplay - Seungmin/Felix
Tags: EDGEPLAY not edging, sex on a rooftop, slight exhibitionism, fear play, neither safe nor sane but it is consensual, dom!Seungmin, sub!Felix
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The building’s edge was cold and rough and the ground was no better. That was the first thought Seungmin had as he pushed Felix up against the cement railing. The second thought he had was, Holy shit. We’re a few feet away from death . And somehow that thought only made the arousal that had been pooling in his stomach on the entire ride there more intense.
In front of him, Felix was shaking. His head was tilted back over the edge and all he would have to do was look to the side slightly and he would be looking down a straight drop. When Seungmin placed his hands on his hips, he practically vibrated in his touch. “It’s–it’s so far down,” Felix breathed. His voice sounded far-off, like the cars driving down below.
“I know. You definitely wouldn’t want to fall,” Seungmin said with a hum. “So make sure you stay put.”
“I will, I will,” Felix said. He was still shaking like a leaf.
Seungmin ran a soothing hand up and down his arm a couple of times. “If you’re really scared we don’t have to do this,” he said, his tone of voice softening. This had been a fantasy of theirs for a long time but he would throw it all away for Felix’s comfort. But Felix shook his head vehemently.
“No, no, it’s okay,” he responded shakily. “It’s scary, but I like it. And I know you won’t let me fall.” Seungmin grinned and his gentle touches suddenly turned rougher. He pushed his body against Felix, trapping him against the rail so that his back arched over it slightly. Felix gasped and his hands shot out to cling to Seungmin’s wrists.
“Seungmin!” he exclaimed, his eyes blown wide. Seungmin chuckled softly.
“I thought you liked being scared?” he said with a teasing smirk. “Why don’t you look down, Lixie?”
Felix gulped audibly and slowly turned his head to the side to look down. His breath caught in his throat and he felt Felix’s dick harden against him. “That turning you on? Knowing how dangerous it is for me to touch you like this here?”
Felix bit his lip and his small hands tightened their grip on his wrists. “Y-yeah,” he muttered, just shy of a whisper. “Fuck, this is terrifying.”
Seungmin nodded, a pleasant thrill going down his spine. “It really is,” he agreed. He shook Felix’s hands off him so that he could roam over his sides. “How do you want it?” he asked. “Should I fuck you like this? Push you up against the rail and push you a little further back with each thrust? Or should I have you turn around so you can look at the nice view?”
Felix shivered as he thought over his options. As he tried to decide, Seungmin took the opportunity to touch him. He began kissing his neck, switching between soft, chaste kisses, and open mouthed kisses with teeth and tongue that were sure to leave marks. Felix wiggled in his arms and he grinned as he slipped his hands under his shirt to feel his skin. Despite the cool air of the rooftop, Felix’s skin was hot. Seungmin traced over his waist and his abdomen with his fingertips and goosebumps erupted across his skin. “Come on, tell me what you want. Or I’ll decide for you,” he said, punctuating his words by sucking on the sensitive skin of Felix’s collarbone.
“I-I’m trying ,” he whined in frustration. “But you’re distracting me.”
“Am I?” Seungmin slid his hand up to Felix’s chest and brushed his thumb over his nipple.
“ Hnng , yes!” Felix huffed and licked his lips. “I want you to…to fuck me from behind. I’m scared to look but I wanna brace myself and I–I wanna see how high up we are.”
Seungmin smiled and pressed a kiss to Felix’s Adam's apple. “That sounds perfect to me, Lix.” He slid his hands down his chest to his waist again. “Turn around for me then, and arch your back,” he instructed. Felix nodded and swallowed thickly. Seungmin loosed his grip on him and he spun around, bracing himself against the wall on his forearms. He arched his back and pushed his ass outwards so that it pressed right against Seungmin’s crotch.
A gust of wind whipped over the building and blew Felix’s blond hair around his face and ruffled his clothes. Another shiver wracked his body and Seungmin took that moment to tug his pants underneath his ass. He wasn’t wearing any underwear, so all it took was a single tug to have him completely bare. “ Oh ,” Felix sighed as Seungmin grabbed his cheeks and spread them apart. A small gem from the plug in his hole sparkled in the late afternoon light. Seungmin pulled it out a little Felix inhaled sharply.
“Aaahh , Seungmin, don’t tease,” Felix pleaded. A car horn honked in the distance below them and the wind picked up even more.
“Sorry, hyung, you’re just too cute not to tease,” Seungmin said sweetly. He pushed the plug back inside of him just to watch him squirm but then pulled it all the way out. He tossed it somewhere off to the side–they would probably not be using that again–and licked his lips as he watched the lube drip from Felix’s hole. “You’re so fucking pretty. Even your hole is pretty.”
“ Seungmin ,” Felix groaned.
“Shh, you’re gonna be fine,” Seungmin soothed. He knew he couldn’t drag this out for too much longer though because he didn’t want someone to come up and find them or for someone from down below to see them.
He pressed a couple fingers into Felix’s hole just to see if he was truly stretched enough. Felix’s rim was loose around him but he still writhed at the intrusion. “Please. Want you to fuck me over the edge already, Minnie. Take care of me.”
Seungmin gritted his teeth and pulled his fingers out. “I love it when you get so needy, hyung. Your voice always gets so high.” He unzipped his pants and pulled them down as quickly as he could so that he could free his cock. He was aching and leaking, probably harder than he had been in a long time. And Felix looked so pretty, pressed up against the edge of the building, still shaking from need and from the prospect of the danger they were putting themselves in.
He grabbed a condom out of his pocket and rolled it over his length before he lined himself up. He carefully pushed the tip past his rim and clenched his jaw as his tight heat enveloped him. Felix dropped his head and moaned softly. Seungmin grabbed his hips to make pushing into him easier, and before long, he was pressed all the way to the hilt. Felix’s chest heaved as he took a deep breath and he licked his lips before looking back. “M-move, Seungmin.”
Seungmin wasn’t one to take orders, but who could deny Felix when he looked like that? He certainly couldn’t. So he pulled out until just the tip of his cock was left inside Felix and then shoved back inside. The first thrust punched an airy moan out of Felix and that seemed to open the floodgates to an endless stream of sounds as Seungmin began to thrust into him for real, quickly picking up his pace.
His thrusts were hard enough that Felix was pushed forward and forced to grab onto the wall as his chest slid over the top. He had a perfect view of the high drop, and even Seungmin could see it from this point. Cars speeding by on the city street down below, tiny figures of people walking along the sidewalk, looking more like ants than human beings. All blissfully unaware of the fact that Felix was getting stuffed full by Seungmin’s cock and fucked senseless.
“Oh fuck,” Felix gasped as his hands slipped a little and he fell forward. Seungmin still had his hands planted firmly on his hips and his feet were on the ground so he didn’t really have much of a risk of actually falling, but the slip up still made Seungmin’s heart leap into his throat and he could feel Felix beginning to shake again.
“You–you okay?” he asked and Felix nodded.
“Yes, I’m good, ‘s good, keep going. I like it, I– ahhh –I love it,” he moaned, clenching around Seungmin. “Scare me–make me feel like I’m gonna fall. You’ll catch me right?”
A groan rumbled in Seungmin’s throat and he leaned forward, wrapping his arm around Felix’s waist. He pressed his chest up against Felix’s back and began snapping his hips relentlessly. Felix moaned loudly and went limp in his hold. The wind whipped around them and Seungmin felt chills go down his spine as he pressed Felix to the railing and got a chance to look over. They were so high up. The adrenaline rushing through Seungmin’s blood turned to pleasure in his stomach and buried his face against Felix’s neck.
“I’m gonna come soon,” he mumbled against him and Felix moaned.
“M-me too,” he stuttered. “I’m so close, fuck me, fuck me harder.”
Seungmin easily complied, putting all his energy into fucking Felix as hard as he could. They would both be sore and stiff from the wind on top of the building and from the exertion but it would be worth it.
When Felix practically sobbed, Seungmin knew he had started to hit his prostate. And Felix didn’t even need to touch himself this time to come. The rush of being so close to such a dangerous, deadly drop, and Seungmin fucking him so well made the arousal in his stomach unravel and after only a few hits against his prostate, he came with a shout. If the wind hadn’t been so loud, anyone could have heard them. His grip on the wall slipped as he orgasmed and he went limp, half of his chest hanging over the edge. Seungmin held him tight but didn’t pull him back as he finished off himself, spilling into the condom with a low groan soon after Felix came.
Felix was still shaking even as Seungmin pulled out and turned him around so he could hold him closer. He ran a hand through his hair and pressed a kiss to his forehead. “Are you okay? Was that good?” he asked gently.
Felix hummed softly and nodded. “Yes, it was perfect. So, so scary but I loved it. I’m glad we finally got to do it. Another item crossed off the bucket list.” He giggled and Seungmin huffed out a laugh.
“You’re right. What’s next?”
Felix tapped his chin. “Hm…fucking a tentacle monster on the beach.”
Seungmin cringed. “That’s not even possible though.”
“You never know,” Felix said with a shrug. “I’ve heard some tales of pirates in the past…Ever heard the story of the Stray Compass ?”
Seungmin rolled his eyes. “Yeah, yeah, whatever, Maybe you’ll get your tentacle sex on the beach.” He went over and picked up the plug he’d tossed early with a grimace. “I’ll drive you back to your place?”
Felix nodded. “Yeah, sounds good. I’ll see you at the club on Friday?”
Seungmin nodded with a soft smile. “Yep, you know where I’ll be.”
Felix hummed and wrapped his arm around Seungmin as they walked toward the elevator to head down to his car. “You know, you really are the best dom I could ask for.”
Seungmin felt himself blushed but schooled his expression. “Thanks I–I’m glad you think so. I’m definitely a lucky dom.” Felix smiled brightly up at him. It was so, so bright.
“That you are. But I’m the luckiest sub.”
#kinktober#kinktober 2023#kinktober day 25#do not try this at home#edge play#fear play#sub!felix#dom!seungmin#top!seungmin#bottom!felix#smut#skz smut#stray kids smut#skz fanfiction#skz fanfic#skz fic#stray kids fanfiction#stray kids fanfic#felix smut#seungmin smut#kim seungmin smut#lee felix smut
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Joe Joe doe doe is the perfect example of this meme lmaooo reality is definitely not like fiction
Meme template by @mellobrainrot !!
#john doe#john doe game#john doe horror game#cookie doe#john doe visual novel#uncanny valley#yandere visual novel#regular guy#i love them but if i saw them irl i would be terrified meme template#guys definitely Rember this#do not try this at home
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Can I get high if I smoke the Bible? In the religious and literal sense.
I'm about to try...
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doing that one cursed spaghetti with the sour strips and cheap energy drink, like people warn to not do. Live-blogging my experience.
Before eating; the smell of over-powering. Like if you put a candy shop into one’s nostrils. Like how zots taste
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♪ Fly me to my doom ♪ Let me lay amongst the Harrs ♪ –Edi
There are multiple innuendos in this post. Only one was intentional.
#ikememes#do not try this at home#ikemen revolution meme#if ikerev had twitter#fenrir godspeed#ikerev alice#darwinism at its finest#ikerev meme#ikemen revolution alice#ikemen revolution fenrir#ikerev fenrir#ikemen revolution#taking requests
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Happy Festival Friday!
Here's a flicker of frames from my last performance with Ashmo_fire at Shbang Festival.
So excited to be heading back to those same woods for even more magical memories. :)
#fire#fire sword#rope dart#fire dart#fire shield#flow arts#fire duel#fire performer#do not try this at home#or without proper safety#fire knight#knight on fire#shabang#shabang2024
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Squanchy fails at the knife game.
#five finger fillet#squanchy#rick and morty#How Poopy Got His Poop Back#rick and morty season 7#the knife game#do not try this at home#knife stab#epic fail
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For education purpose's only. For varmints and such.
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So, I just had the following realization: 1) Fencing jackets and pants are made out of white cotton twill. 2) Said jackets are usually several hundred dollars. 3) In the US, where I live, Joann Fabrics (a big box fabric and craft store) sells the twill for the jackets at about $13 a yard, less if it's on sale. 4) The pattern for a fencing jacket is just a slightly more complicated side zip moto jacket. And there are *quite* a few available. Is the pattern itself from an Etsy cosplay-focused site? Yes. Do I care? No. 5) I have a sewing machine.'
Therefore, I can just make my own gear for about 40 bucks. Am I going to attempt the lame, the glove, or the helmet? NO. ABSOLUTELY NOT. Am I also going to investigate my fabric options first to see how close they are? Yes. Am I going to recommend that you do this? No. Not until I risk myself for this. Is this also probably going to be another reason I do epee? Yeah.
#random life stuff#epee#fencing#gear#sewing#do not try this at home#not until i do#also if you're doing like ncaa shit please don't do this#i'm just a club fencer#there aren't like super strict rules at those levels#but i think NCAA/actual competition is really strict that you can't DIY this stuff#but like random college kids with swords? yeah no they can be punk with this#my one main complaint is that you can't put embroidery and patches on your gear#or if you can it has to be team-related#i just want to be overdramatic and expressive with my patches and stuff#also it just stinks that it has to be white#because i just wanna dramatically wear black and open carry a sword#anyways gtg a bunch of idiots in my dorm are singing Christmas songs before Thanksgiving and they're tonedeaf
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