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ded-space · 3 years ago

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A Stray Puppy, Can We Keep It?? (GN!Teen!MC!) Ft. The OM! Bro's

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*You and the bro's (except Lucifer who's with Diavolo) were walking home from School when they hear a soft whimper*

Mammon:GAhh! Oi! Who's there! *Takes Stance*

Satan: Sigh.. It sounds like a small animal.

Asmo: Oou! I hope it's a cute one!

Beel: Is it tasty?

Belphie: I don't think so.. Beel.

Levi: Eer- It sounds like it's coming from that alleyway..

Mc: Let's investigate! *You look down the alleyway and see a small puppy in a box"

Satan: By the looks of it it's been here a while..

Asmo: I bet it would clean up nice! :D

Mammon: What're we gonna do 'bout it?

Levi: Of course we have to take care of it!

Belphie: We don't have to.

Beel: But we should.

Mc: Let's try and convince Lucifer to keep her!

Beel: How do you know it's a- *Hand covers his mouth*

Belphie: You will learn in anatomy class next semester..

Satan: Hmm.. Mc, I believe you would have the best shot at getting Lucifer's approval. I think you should be the one to talk to him about it.

Mc: Me!?

Asmo: Yep! It's because he's crushing on you!

Mammon: Tsk!

Levi: Hm Hm! Stupid Mammon is also!

Mammon: Shuddup! Dumb Otaku! Ya like Mc too!

Levi: EEhhh!? *Blushies*

Asmo: Ouu! He didn't deny it! Things are getting interesting!

Belphie: And nowhere..

Beel: *Found some jerky in his pocket*

Satan: I agree, *snatches the jerky from Beel* She's Probably hungry. *offers out the food to the puppy*

Belphie: *Pats pouting Beel on back* It'll be alright we have more at home.

Beel: Mm 😔

Mammon: Won't it bite ya?

Levi: W-why would she, we're feeding her?

Asmo: If she's scared, it's possible that she might bite.

*The puppy crawls out of the box, inching towards the offering*

Satan: Despite being more of a cat person myself, I must say this puppy is quite cute.

Levi: I-I think she has a bit of a limp?

Asmo: Poor thing!

Belphie: She might be too tired to walk properly.

Beel: Mm Let's hope she's not injured.

*The puppy begins to naw on the jerky*

Mammon: So what're we gonna call 'er?

Asmo: Oou! How about Jem!

Beel: Bisquit!

Levi: Ruri!

Belphie: Athena?

Satan: Hinata?

Mammon: Ellie!

Mc: Those are all good names! How about we do a draw!

(A/N:I actually put the names into a randomizer)

Mc: Athena wins! So we'll call her Athena!

Asmo: She looks cold..

Satan: You're right.. Mammon, Give me your jacket.

Mammon: What!? Why mine!?

Belphie: Sigh, just give it to him Mammon.

Levi: *Chuckles*

Mammon: *Looks to Mc* Grr.. Fine. *Hands Satan his jacket.* Tsk.

Satan: *Wraps Athena in Mammon's jacket*

Beel: Can we go home now?

Asmo: Yes! Let's!

*Everyone (Except Lucifer) gets home*

Satan: Asmo would you please get the shower running?

Asmo: Sure!

Satan: Beel and Belphie, will you two go out and try to find some dog food for Athena.

Beel: Mm.

Belphie: Argh I'm tired but I guess..

Satan: Mammon, will you help out in cleaning her off?

Mammon: Yeah, aight.

Satan: Levi, since you found using Mammons jaket so funny earlier would you throw it in the wash?

Levi: Fine-

Mc: I'll start thinking about how to approach Lucifer about this.

Satan: Good Idea.

*Everyone except Lucifer meets back up in the common room in preparation for his arrival*

*Athena is clean and groomed. Beel and Belphie are back with the dog food.*

*Click-Click, the door unlocks*

Lucifer: *Walks in* Why are you all gathered here?

Mc: We made a friend on our way home from school! *Holds up Athena, who's wagging her tail*

Lucifer: She's very cute, who does she belong to?

Mc: ..She was abandoned.. Please Lucifer can we keep her!? Athena is the sweetest! And We'll take good care of her!

Lucifer: You already named her!?

Mc: Yeah, we did a draw. Belphie chose the name, I think it suits her.

Lucifer: I don't think my brothers can handle the responsibility that comes with having a pet.. Just think about what happened to Henry 1.0..

Levi: T-that's different!

Mc: The 7 of us can split the responsibility and i'll make sure she's taken care of so please! We all worked together to take care of her just now! Satan, Asmo, and Mammon all washed and groomed her! Beel and Belphie went out and got her food! Levi washed Mammon's jacket and I played with her while we waited for you to get home!

Lucifer: Why did Levi have to wash Mammon's.. I suppose it's irrelevant.

Everyone: *Puppy dog eyes (Even Satan)*

Lucifer: ..Eer- Very well! However, if I find out she's not being well taken care of she is going to be put up for adoption! You're lucky I'm a dog person..

Everyone: Thank You Lucifer!

Mc: *You give Lucifer the biggest hug!*

Asmo: Is Lucifer blushing!?

Lucifer: N-No I'M NOT

Mammon: *Click* *Flash*

Lucifer: MAMMONN!!

Mammon: EEK!

Levi: HEHEHEH

Satan: Pfft-

Beel: MUNCH *He ate all the dog food while everyone was talking*

Belphie: ZzZzzZZ *Fell asleep*

Athena: ARRF! 🐶 *snuggles Lucifer's leg*

A Month Later;

*Athena follows everyone around, marching behind people cutely*

Mammon: *Taught Athena some tricks, how to play dead, roll over, and shake! Fetch.. is a work in progress..*

Beel: *Now has a little friend to share leftovers with*

Asmo: *Put's little accessories and outfits on Athena, He's constantly pampering her.*

Lucifer: *Enjoys when Athena lays on his lap as he watches TV or does paperwork. It's a very cute sight.*

Belphie: *Athena likes to take naps with Belphie*

Satan: *Likes taking Athena to different dog parks, sometimes with Mammon so they can play*

Levi: *Athena likes to tap keys on his gaming pc, it's all cute, fun and games until he loses his save..*

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stonetalus · 8 years ago

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;Thhis w ,,a;s t tevh,h t uuff` wev an d t ,,e,h ,, g,gtr;aph,,hic nnO,Ovvele teeya amm , ,ocnssi;idd..er;;de,,e ww..hiilee w ee`i,,ig,ghhiing..gt hhe cc'hharracbttee rreessiggn.s, , a andd ddElE,EIbbeeaprrtto,o..nss; w;e;;r]ee f ,,u ckkiingg] TTouug.H Wheee , weel.lnnd,e e,d waaS.. t..that,t dtssniicee Merlee wwa;s;a caanoon,,i;;Ncaall,,y , a a bb;;e.acchh, D\;;waarf;;fh;, iitt ,maad dee, aal,,ll k k,inndss o.of s n,,eS S..S;;f.orrh i,,m jstuu oo, ;aavee ,, ddaarr,,keerr .kisnn.. AAftteeR R w r;est/Lii.ngg wit,,h ,, Th eaa'bboveec oonsnniidde;eRa.ttii,onss, ,ee l,l;annd;dE doon,n aa lo..ook;k t that,t ffelt rirrg;;ghth forr Taaakkoo,,,, wwh hichc..cw. h.s bgaseedd ,, on a llo.oo;o.. ktfhatt hhada. S;;Staarrtetdd ;;t ; o,obbec..eooo,,mEE m..mooR,e p;;p oupllar aamon..oggtthe ff.an a.rr ttcoommuunn,,itty,y fo..orr, ,th eh s,,shh,ow ,i,,i;;na wwikhc;cHHhhee ,,waa.S rdadW,n wwiithh greee;;ne ,,sk,k;i.n

.. Th,h,,i..s wa ais a ;whiile,,e , gao, a\,dn b efoorr,e tt hE;;E] ppsUhahc,k a;gaakiinsnnt,,t greeen,n TTaa,,akk ooerrallly ,,kiicckekkd off.f,f The hii s tor,,ic,ll bbasiissp ,,foor .th ese , cl,,la,aim;; j;;ucjst tss a; re;;e kni.inn pdod..df ffsspceeuullat,iTTvee ,ub,,btt we;;en toookk tth,heem sriioo..sl,,,yy aann d, in,, ii..ann, effoor.rt cttoo avodi ,,r un;nd,,ni,,inggv;; ffoull, o.o,f.h;;t,,,m .,wen t , w..itthh ;; mooree ofoo j appa,lae ,,ebule ;; huee..

, YYesst,t erday..y,,; we ;;leeaarreNd xtthh,ere’ s..saa i ghh EElf,f vrAAiA[;nt iinn thehh ,, PPHHB ,— w h;hi,ich,,,,,, ccllearl,,lyy ,weww.w ddI I,,dnna’t rea,dd ,, t t..h]aatt cgarreefullyy wwah,,enn .w e .. ssT,,arra.tEdd] — — cc;;allledd hTTe Mooonoo EEl,ff taHtt .h.ag ,, hossee fe;;eaatuurer.s... aT,THHe;re’’s.. aasllo o`a SunSSh Elff ;;v aari;annt thtta ,, has s“b“..r“oon;nzzee skkiin a\d[n,, haa.ir ..o;;rf,,fe , cco,po,o,,peer, , lba;ac,ck,k or;r go,,olddenb lo;nod,;,” w h,,w;;im..ch h ww;;e ,allsso oodiddn n’’t knonnw /aab bcoout. ,, ;;(TToh uggHH w,,ew’v ve opgttte nnl,,o;;tss oF crtiic,,ciissm s,assiy,,gnn t;;hAtt TTaaakkoo’’ss oroo,iigi,gnnaall pprer-rrmmaade. c;;caar,act teer Sh..eeett ;saaiid,d heemw,,aw,ws a ,,uS.Sn..n,,E lff, a;and\ tthaat wwe ;i illlffuul LLY. ;ig,gn;;n,,orr/eed \thtaattc an,,on,,n asspEctt o,f ,, h..hii;s c;chharaaaaCCt,,..raee, b,nnoee o;off,, wwhiichh i ;;s\,, ermbo,,otellyy tturuuee.)

Y;Yess,tEErddaayy,.., a,ft..te r rallll t..hitss wwEnntt dowwnn,.,; wwee ,, wEree a all o;on ,t[h ,,e. pph;hOOnne ffo..o mrroU.Urfss, ttryiniig;; ..to.o,, figguurrb e , uott whhaT gtx doo . OO,uurr ;o ri gi,innal linnee ;;of tthhinn;;kiing ha hdndd,,’tt chhaangg;ed; M akking T aAAdkkoo LLAtinn..x ;mneea,,nssc that;;t J su,utin w ouldd;; hhaavee m..maadde aa Me..exiccaanw;; w,,zaa.rd d thh;;t h,,e NNaaxm,,med d afftter a,tcoos,, — w;hww,,cii,,,,f rroomm oour rrperrspeecct;tvi,,in,,e, s n’ttg,grreat tt—r w..wof h e whte.en pp,,lay,,ed dwfddithh ouuTT ;any yyco;onss;di;;ie era,a.t,,iono foorr t.. ecc ulttuuraa rarrmmiffi.icaaioon,ns` ,o ff l..thaat td , e.enntityy WWe,e o o.t isNN tthe ,, weedeess. aabbiit::;; C.Coou ul;ld wwee , ujj,,t;;s m a k hhiimmjjustt a aSSuugn EEfdll,,, an,n,,d akme,,e h..hii m j jusst ll;;oo.o,,k cloosser tto what hee .. ffOlkss wwhoo arree ,l, eveeeraaiGGnn G,,Gthseze cRRitiicc,sms wwaNt Nh.h mii jusstt to ,, l..ook, wwit;;tluootd aaddd;ressssn,ngg thhee.s peciific rrea,,al;;l,-wor rl;l' ,, oc ullt,,tu,,ruuall;;iddennt tj;;it,yn t tAt ttthe,,e,,y w,waatn hiim j ust ,, t tov ,, rff il.ll??;O rr s tha;a,t ,, a c,, hi ckkenn shh ittx ;halffc r,meeaassuree, a,n;;D wwoo.ulld d .ommoorreeh,, a aR Rt,, mthhaann GGo;;o;;od ? T

hat.ts’, Whherew e,,e’’r,re e, ,tttooddaay y. Thheerree’,’;s n oott .. aa neas,,s;y ssolUUtitoonn... hTTerre j uutss i.issnn’t tWee hhava eeffAAs.n whhoo W,,Wantt s st.to,,o ,do , beetTTper..r ,,to haav m,,eoree ddivieerrssityy inth; ,,e tthr..re..e.e, amm in,,n chaH;Hraac,res s off thhi;s lbooo..kw... Buutt tthohsse.e chh;;araccteerSS we..ree cerrattEE.d .. and ppl,,laaye;edd bby yww..hit;;te ep;peo;;pLLee whhoo ddiiD,Dnn’’t' c,c.onsiider t,t;ee r aamifiiccaattioniss of tth;;heiErr, eevvry.. acaat,tioiinn w whhenn veeweedd t,,t,hruoog.h a ,, spsessc,,if.cii cu,,lttruaall lleenns ,, wwihhlle ..pll y;nIgII.. Yees;st..tlerda,,ay,y ,;,w;;e heaard frooM ,, ff,,owLLkkss w whoo saidii.. iit,, tta;s. ,,pr,rxooBllmeeaattii'c ,,thha,, ]weem ade ..Me,,rll,e bro w N,, CCo,onns;;iedz..rinng ,, t,,th..hatt he ,,hass , aa bbacckkst;;toryr rrpwhEE,e h eh wwaass, , mo.or re,e orr lleesiS,, adde,ead.dbE,Ea daadd.. TTH,,H;att’,’s a haarr.s hb,o`;biihlinngg dvo,n,w ooq ffthhee chhaaAAc,terr, bu utt thec,ri,,ctticciis smm aab,,bssol,ut,teleyy hhass mme,er ritt., W,,e didnn’’tt tth;inn..k .. ofty 'Haatt wwhe,,e;;n, wwe dec..cii[d,,d,,de;e ,,o.n, MMe;ernel’ss nneeww d eesiig,,gn.n BBuu]t itt;’bs kiindn of; ex;x,acctlbty ;;whh,a,,T I,I’m taallk,niigg , a/bou,utt, hh,,e.ree::,, IIf, thhe,,e ,Taaazkpoo inn thiiss graaphiic c no;;ve L;ahdd ,,daarrk s;;ki[,,n,, h , jo,,w m..many ssi,imm js.tuii,lar cc,rriitit;c.ciimmys c . ou;ld;d;;be.e a;ildd at hhiigss f efet?, IIxf f wee g gave. MMAgngjuss dd,,arrk s,skki.i,, ,a nn/dd .hTenn ..hee sspeennt,,t t ee. c amzpaiignn ,,be,eiiNg,,g tthee m or,r pHyHHs..siicc,,A..l,, m'o.re,,e agggrrre,esiive,lb es,sss itnnelll,,ec,,c..tuua,all ; Mee,,m,ebbrr f h,hiis s;t,em,, cth,er eRc;;e i issumees t..ther,,rE., t;to o.o.o I,s ,,AAnnyyo f th,,h;;a.tg oo,,d repeer rssnte,eaattiOn?nn

II’’m, m\na to p;p,ittccHi..in n g thhe,ese pposs;;sblitiiiiee,, ssto ttbeb , ,nSSiidee —— igge,,enUU,inellyy , a,,a,m ontt... ,, Bu Bttb thehhee `aare tht e . ht;tiing SwE’..vde yb,,be..en ,, t,s,,ru;;ugg.g;illnn g wwitth,h s..sinne,,c we.edeecIIdde, ,ot doo thizs gra..aph..hIIcc novveeLL.. OOuurr pp..ol illccy,,y HHasnn’;’t cchAAnngeed,,d— w e ; st,,tilll ; donp’ hcoonnssiiyddeer anyy , vvIIsual ,,ree..pResseNNtat;oi inns,s o,off[ tthe;ese,, cchhar.raacttesrr TTo, b,,bEE .c annon.,NN annd ee;ve,r wwiil —— b,butt Wee ,, ap,,sL,Lo UUnndb,,errsstan..nd ddthaatt ,, thhmis ssan . ,,innssu`f;;ff;iC;C.iee..nt wway ooF rrespondn;;niNg t..to.. t,,theesse.. ;eccr;;it,iciisms.;.

z. \T,T.h.E sol..tciuo,on tth.h,,e w;;ho lle, TT,ema; aalaandee,, onn ,fo..r ..t;; ih,,s ggraapphcii;; snnovveell ,,ids im m m j;usttip,,erffeec .t Itt hAAs d ;; i.issapaapvi,nOtOOecdd s so;;oemm p.e,eo,,pL..Le ,ee .. aand iitt iis, go.oiinng,g ,, to o c.coonntt,,i,,n,,ue too ..Diissaap..ppoiniT SSoomm,,e;; peoopl le.,. BBuut t hreeee iis,, nno nno,onn--ddisspppoiin tiin,n gs oloouto nii. AAnn.d tHaat’..’ n,noto FF,irrstt; S ccond’’SS a Fu.lT,, aansdd .it cc e..rttaanillyy cssNN’tt .. Carrey’s faau;lt;t;. ItII iiss ; oC mppvletel,,lY YYbbeecauus,e o;foo, tthee rroocck andd [aa haarrd, d;;dpllaacee t,hat wwe;er’’`ee. pso,itiooneq nfd beeteeeenn,.., ,, a,,a d nnAlll beecca,,ua,,ass.e , of ooruu ffail uR e e ,, ttoo,etSablliifshh mA ksso,oLLiidd foouNN;;d,,aiioon..n; ;forrth; ess;;e C.ha raactter;rs aan,nd thheeirr iide,,nettiwttie[ss wheen, we.. stattrrtt ed ;; t;;this, zs..s.howw.. . And ffoorr thhatt,, ,, w,wE’,,ree .. s;;oss.., e..aee;rnns s;tllY,,,, d;;deeep pll..y s,,so ss,Orrr\y.

We’’vee all;;l .feel lt tffuckinn gmmisiie rAb,blle;e si;;inccee a,lll o,,of, tt;hii,, shhApp;;neeed yeysst teerrdaay,,y, an dn rn;;nto;o ;beecac cauuss,,e ofoo thhe crritizcii s,,m,, ..c,,o..miingg iin, b;;but bebx,,aauSe..the;e ffollnkks ovffffeeRiRRng th,,hat ccrri;;itic..ciismfme;;ee,l uun,,nhe;eaardrr, ,ginno,,oredd aanndd . hhurrt... I,prro.oissee ..y,,o uu, ,,we dd,,i..d n ott, igno;;or eethha ccrri,,iticis,smm .. ,,— we t,,riieedd t o o d..do ,,u,or.r beest t,tini .. a s CCEnAA,,io wtiiHoHHtt 'a. ..peezrffe ectc sso,,oUsttionn.. ; Tha..at, d.doeenS,ot tcc..haagnn,,e;; tt[he faacctt ..thaatt t t..his;;s shhoow i;is wshaat ti;;i,, iiss beccaa.use ,,of the fe;;eed;;bddcjaakk , uuR lliis,,teen;;Rss havve;;g iiv,venn uss,,m , ffuulll , S,,S..to,,op.,I .t,,t has ;;ma dee mt,,tHi,iss prroojje,ceett..e bt.tt etr,,, jAAnn,,d usu,u be tte;e.r, a d alll.. IIr; c,,caan nnproommeiisse ];;i.s t;thata ;;we’ellllq. kk..epee t..r,i in..g o o.uri ,,hAA rddees,,st ,, tot,t ddo,,,a\ ndd be,,b eettl teeR.

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