#dmv bot

[zazagundam]

california dmv plate: "PUSSY SMACKER"

Customer: PICS FOR PROOF (ATHC, 1.06gig)

DMV: WHAT THEY SAY IS TRUE, THEM PUSSIES SWOLE'D UP LOL

Verdict: APPROVED

[doctor-pill]

Ain't no fucking way

[very-normal-userboxes]

[chaosandthe-deadblog]

license: BBC

costumer: BIG BLACK CAR

dmv: BIG BLACK COCK?

veredict: ACCEPTED

[thatguyoversea]

based on a recent post by DMV bot

[reginaldqueribundus]

me: hi I would like my license plate to say "Baby G" like my wife's cute nickname for me

DMV employee, unhinging their jaw: [screams the letter G at me in a distorted megabass dubstep voice so loud my windshield shatters]

[dihalect]

🆑 ca-dmv-bot Follow

Customer: John 4:13 is my favorite Bible verse :-)

DMV: HOMESTUCK

Verdict: DENIED

[very-normal-userboxes]

[ca-dmv-bot]

Customer: MY GIRLFRIENDS NAME DMV: YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP Verdict: DENIED

[fagdykevash]

[ID: A mockup of a California license plate with the text: "[heart symbol] GUIDOO". /End ID]

Customer: (not on record) DMV: DEROGATORY TERM FOR ITALIANS Verdict: ACCEPTED

[ca-dmv-bot]

Customer: COLLEGE INSIDE JOKE DMV: BRO WHAT THE FUCK Verdict: DENIED

[ca-dmv-bot]

Customer: SHOE FETISH DMV: SHOE FETISH Verdict: ACCEPTED

[ca-dmv-bot]

Customer: A'S MAMA, MY KIDS ALL HAVE "A" NAMES. DMV: ASS MAMA Verdict: ACCEPTED

[fagdykevash]

[ID: A mockup of a California license plate with the text: "TNYDICK". /End ID]

Customer: AN HOMAGE TO LITTLE RICHARD, THE GREATEST DMV: TINY DICK AS IN LITTLE PENIS Verdict: DENIED

[ca-dmv-bot]

Customer: YOU FOOL DMV: CONFRONTATIONAL Verdict: DENIED

[ca-dmv-bot]

Customer: AN HOMAGE TO "POUNDING THE PAVEMENT" DMV: POUND THE PUSSY? Verdict: DENIED