#dlc borderlands 2

[handsomejdasha]

Боже, как же давно я его хотела таким нарисовать (Немного доработала детали в костюме, но надеюсь не сильно страшно)

[nekucreates]

I'm replaying Borderlands 2 as Zer0 and they have some of the best outfits I swear! Zer0 is probably my fav Borderlands character. Rhys and Gaige are also my favs but Zer0 wins for being cool (extra points for being a sniper which is often my play style) <3

[the-cpu-system]

ITS PRIDE MONTH EVERYNYAN

[borderlandspolls]

Whats up whats up whats up!!

So since last month’s poll was about bl3 dlcs, i deemed it fitting to make this month’s poll about

[dangerouscakes]

[kitsumidori]

A couple of Hammerlock related doodles, don't know why but I was in a Hammerlock mood

And fuck it I'm going to make Hammerlock and Maya a pseudo father & daughter dynamic and no one can stop me!!!!!!!!!

[c0ntr0l-c0re-angel]

Hi guys!! Sorry for not posting for a while, we just haven't had the motivation/ideas to post. So here's just some random bl3/xylourgos screenshots!

[snappedsky]

Something I've been wanting to draw for a long time: title cards for Skies if she appeared in the games. From top to bottom, Borderlands 2, Tales From the Borderlands, Commander Lilith DLC, and Borderlands 3. If you're interested in when her cards would appear in game, check out under the cut!

Borderlands 2: Skies is a boss fight, the third to final boss before Jack and the Warrior. When the player enters the Vault, Skies is waiting for them at the start of the tunnel and says ‘Sup.’ *Title card*.

Tales From the Borderlands: When Rhys and Vaughn get separated from Sasha and Fiona during the moonshots from Helios, and they’re waiting in the desert for Yvette to send them a car, they get attacked by a pair of skags. But thankfully, a mysterious one-armed person sweeps in and saves them, killing the skags. Turns out this person is a female Psycho, or at least that’s what she looks like. But when she takes off her mask, Jack recognizes her as Skies, and Rhys exclaims, “Skies the Bodyguard?” To which Skies replies, “Ex-bodyguard.” *Title card*.

Commander Lilith DLC: After Sanctuary has been taken by Colonel Hector, and Mordecai has been poisoned by Hector’s gas, the Crimson Raiders are in The Backburner, discussing their next moves when Skies walks in. She sees Mordecai, sick and unconscious on a couch and says, “bummer.” *Title card*.

Borderlands 3: When the player is helping Zer0 fight Maliwan soldiers to get to a weapons depot, a smaller ship flies in, taking out the Maliwan drop ships with ease. A woman jumps out of the small ship and swiftly takes out the surrounding soldiers with her assault rifle. A Pyrotech Heavy tries to attack her, but she dodges his flamethrower and smashes her bladed fist through his helmet and right into his face. Blood sprays out around her as she smirks wildly. *Title card*.

[ryhmus]

MARIQUEST 2

MARI hosts another DnD session for Kel's birthday...

[MARI is once again setting up the board game on the living room table of the Kel and Hero's home, the others are sat around with thier character sheets from last time out on the table, as a finishing touch, she puts on her wizard hat and sets her hands on the table]

MARI; "Welcome back adventurers, to another round of...Spires and Seekers!"

[She looks to Kel with a bright smile

MARI; "And I'm so happy you could join us today, Kel!"

Kel; "Aw~ you didn't have to for MY birthday."

MARI; "Of course I had to! After so long we just didn't have the time for any sessions. We've been busy!

MARI; "Now let's just have to pick up where we- Do you smell smoke?"

[A smoke alarm starts to sound, HERO looks alarmed and sprints to the kitchen.]

HERO; "Oh no! not the cookies again!"

MARI;"Um, guys? we might have to delay our session for a bit, I'll be right...with you...Hold on HERO! I'm coming!"

[The remaining members look to Kel, he eyes the board and in particular; the Spire Master's hat]

Kel; "Hey, got an idea..."

[Kel picks up the wizard hat and snugly fits it on his head]

Kel; "Well since MARI'S gonna be busy. I'll be your Spire Master today in...

MARI KELQUEST; And the Awesome Quest for the Awsome-sause! (*tm*)

Kel; Eh? eh? pretty sweet right? right? I've never done this before so I hope it's good..."

[AUBREY exchanges looks with OMORI who shrugs]

AUBREY; "Whatever works for you birthday boy."

Kel; Thank you, where did you guys leave off in your last game?"

KEL; "Uh, gee, it's been a while, I don't remember what we were doing..."

BASIL; "I wasn't even here for this.

Kel; "Let's make a new story then, I'll start off *ahem*."

{}{}{}{}{}{}[(START!)]{}{}{}{{}{{{}{

OUR STORY BEGINS IN THE SMALL FISHING TOWN OR...ORANGE...JOESVILLE, IT IS A PEACEFUL TOWN FULL OF PEACEFUL PEOPLE WHO DO PEACEFUL THINGS LIKE FISHING AND OCEAN STUFF...ALSO THEY GOT THIS STUFF CALLED AWESOME-SAUCE AND IT'S REALLY GOOD AND...

BUT!

...SOME EVIL PIRATE DUDE WHO HATES FISHING MESSED UP THE WORLD AND WANTS TO DESTROY THIS VILLAGE, CAUSE HE REALLY, REALLY HATES FISH...THE FATE OF THE TOWN RESTS ON THESE BRAVE SOULS...

AUBREY, THE FEARLESS BARBARIAN WARRIOR OF THE NORTHERN BUNNY FOLK!

HERO BASIL, THE VALIANT KNIGHT-PALADIN OF A FAR AWAY KINGDOM.

STRANGER...THE MYSTERIOUS- OH HOLD ON HE'S NOT HERE TODAY, WE'LL JUST SKIP OVER THIS...

KEL THE WIZARD...A MASTER WIZARD OF BASKETBALL AND AWESOMENESS!

AND OMORI, THE SHADE, SHADOWY AND SILENT ROUGE, QUIET AS THE NIGHT...

THEIR JOURNEY WILL BE LONG AND PERILOUS AND EPIC AS HECK! BUT TOGETHER THEY WILL...

SAVE THE WORLD!

...

AUBREY; "...Cool story so far...(sucks in a breath) yep, good story."

Kel;"Hold on, gotta give you your character sheets and-"

AUBREY;"Wait, wait, wait, we've already got character sheets."

BASIL;"I don't. I don't know how to play!"

KEL; "Oh! You can have HERO'S spot."

Our adventure begins, with our brave adventurers resting at the local ocean-bar, the bar-maiden comes over and asks-

AUBREY; "I punch KEL in the face...again..."

KEL; "Come on AUBS, really?"

Kel; "For real or in the game?"

AUBREY; "Either way's good, he's got a really punchable face."

Kel; "Roll the dice."

KEL; "I swear, if you get lucky a second time I'll-

AUBREY "Ooh ho ho! a 20...~"

KEL; "Oh come on..."

Kel; "AUBREY punches KEL in the face so hard that he flies into a wall and it explodes! Everything blows up!, the bar is but a smoldering crater left in the wake of AUBREY'S mighty blow!"

AUBREY; "Heh, I'm a bad...ass..."

Kel; "Hey! no swearing!"

KEL; "Why you...Well I shoot her with my...MAGIC MISSILE!"

AUBREY; "Roll the dice...Hehe, maybe you'll hit something this time."

KEL; "I got a...10! Get a load of this!"

Kel; "KEL shoots a magic missile and narrowly grazes the owner of the former bar, who is now furious and demands payment for the destruction of his establishment."

BASIL; "Uh I-I offer t-to do work to help him raise enough money to help him rebuild."

Kel; "Roll for initiative BASIL."

BASIL; "Do what? what's initiative for?"

[Kel skims through the Spires and Seekers guide]

Kel; "The book says, you gotta roll this dice thing anytime you want to do something."

[BASIL picks up the die and tosses it]

BASIL; "Uh... it's a...20? that's good right?"

Kel; "BASIL pays the owner of the bar for all the damages but now you have no money! What you going to do?"

AUBREY; "I think we should go look for some jobs to get money."

KEL; "Agreed..."

OMORI;"Hmhmm..."

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Kel; "So it's a fabulous day in orange Joe'sville-"

Aubrey; "Hold on. I thought the world was messed up?"

Kel;"Oh yeah, it's dark, and cloudy now..."

BASIL;"Well that's was quick..."

Kel;"...and it's storming milk from the sky... lots of dead, smelly fish everywhere..."

KEL; "Smells like butts and dead people..."

[Everyone gives KEL strange looks]

Kel;"...And it's being attacked by pirates..."

AUBREY; "Already?!"

Kel; "Yeah we're doing this already! The pirates were waiting to ambush you."

BASIL;"I can cast a healing aura I could-"

KEL; "I USE MAGIC...MISSILE...BARRAGE!"

Kel;" Roll it! mini me!"

[KEL rolls the dice, his eyes light up as it lands on a perfect 20...]

KEL; "YES! YES YES YES YES! LET'S DO IT!"

BASIL;"Ow! Not so loud KEL, I'm sitting right here."

KEL;"Sorry BASIL."

Kel; "KEL launches his magic missiles, they careen through the sky like a flock of eagles and dive into the waters amidst ORANGE JONES' fleet."

[*Slams table and makes explosion noises*]

Kel ;"Then it utterly annihilates them in a massive plume of magic smoke! The pirates AND the ocean are wiped off the face of the earth, WITH ONE STRIKE! KEL BLOWS UP THE OCEAN!"

KEL; "WOOOOOOOOO! HECK YEAH!!! I JUST BLEW UP THE FREAKING OCEAN!"

AUBREY;"Those poor fish..."

KEL; "Take that, pirates and ocean!"

BASIL; "Won't the people starve without the ocean?"

KEL: "They can just pick up all the dead fish lying all over. They don't even have to work for it anymore."

AUBREY; "KEL...fish need water to live, the ocean doesn't have infinite fish, they need to reproduce in there. And also, you know? they go bad after a while?"

KEL; "..."

KEL; "Oh...oops..."

AUBREY; "Great job...dummy. You just doomed everyone."

...

One epic, hastily re-written campaign filled with convenient plot-holes, poorly balanced epic battles, overpowered, game-breaking loot and many more magic missiles later...plus a bathroom break...

...

[the friends are all sat around the table, looking well invested when HERO and MARI walk in covered in soot]

MARI; "I see you started without me...Is everyone have fun?"

KEL; "Yeah! I'm the strongest wizard ever! I blew up the ocean, and the pirates and the aliens too!"

HERO; "I see...Kel's been narrating?"

Kel; "I do make a fine DM if I say so myself."

AUBREY; "I'm surprised to say this but...I'm having a lot of fun with this."

BASIL;"Yeah! even OMORI looks like he's enjoying this."

[OMORI looks over at MARI, he has a faint yellow shimmer around him]

MARI; "That's great! because we just finished baking the cake and setting up the party!"

[Immediately the group all stand up and excitedly rush into the kitchen]

Kel; "Heck yeah! celebrating time!"

KEL; "I want to wear the party hats this time! It's my birthday too!"

AUBREY; "OMORI wants to cut the cake!"

OMORI;" Hmm..."

[MARI goes over and begins to pack up the Spires and Seekers board back into it's case]

MARI; "Hey HERO? You think you'd want a turn at being the Spire Master next time?"

HERO; "I got a script for one that I'm writing, care to read it?

MARI; "Let me guess? You're the charming prince and I'm the princess? How sweet.~"

[HERO blushes]

HERO; "I-It's...not done yet..."

[grouchythefish]

Me to my friend tonight: yeah I don't really think I'm up for borderlands tonight, sorry. We've just been playing so much of it lately. I think I need a night off.

What I am doing instead: scouring YouTube and Spotify to find out if there are official releases of any of the music in mad moxxis bars from the first 3 games (there are not, tragically)

[illegally-downloaded-skeleton]

I don’t think this a very controversial opinion, but microtransactions and dlc suck when they’re unjustifiably expensive, incentivized, or lock content that should have been in the base game. Stuff like the Iceborne dlc for Monster Hunter World or Phantom Liberty for Cyberpunk 2077 are great examples of what a dlc should be, but stuff like Payday 2’s micro-transactions/dlc and many of Borderlands 2’s dlc just should have been part of the base game (I love these games and my problem with Borderlands ends with the bundles, I just hate micro-transactions).

I already paid for the game, I don’t want to and am not going to spend an additional 20 dollars for stuff that should have been there already.

[zer0zaneathenamain]

Art collab between @salmondragonart and me!

[wittness]

everyday ( lie ) i think about how my highest level bl2 save is krieg.. timmy is my highest for bltps and i’ve only played as fl4k in bl3 so, yeah.

[albino-boa-constrictor]

GOD Fight for Sanctuary is such a good dlc. We really coulda had it all in BL3

[kitkatinahat]

Things that make me upsetty spaghetti:

Handsome Jack got backstory, but we didn't get to see it, only hear it.

The entire Borderlands 3 storyline.

What they did to Rhys character design in Borderlands 3.

Basically Borderlands 3 as a whole.

[kitsumidori]

TW: Blood

Harley (Harry) and Tiffany (Tiff): Gaige's mom and dad

Gaige obviously got most of her traits from her dad Harley who is a retired Dahl engineer and somewhat a big kid at heart, corny dad jokes included. Tiffany is a kooky archeologist with a thrill for adventure and while Gaige is closer to her dad, she and her mom have a really good mother-daughter relationship, especially when Gaige asked her about her findings.

(I low-key like to imagine that the mom would sound like Triffany Lottablog from Bugsnax)

Kohaku (Haku) and Astrid (Ash): Maya's (deceased) mom and dad

Not much is known about the two, other than Ash is a thrill seeking free spirit and Kohaku is soft spoken and well reserved.

The two lived on the outskirts of Athenas, far from any towns nor cities waiting for the birth of their daughter. But when the baby was born a siren, things changed. Both Kohaku and Ash were ecstatic that their daughter is a siren and Ash suggested they move to Pandora after learning about their connections.

Sadly their plans and lives were cut short, as Brother Steven Sophis barged in and demanded they hand over their child.

Along with being the head monk, Sophis is a siren hunter who would stop at nothing to get what he wants, even if it involves killing those who get in the way.

It wasn't until many years later (during bl3) that Maya learned the truth about her parents and when she did.........she shut down.........and now just wants to go home....her real home on Pandora.....

Year after Maya did honor them by naming her second daughter after her mom and her youngest son after her dad.