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tysonrunningfox · 28 days ago
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Chapters: 6/50 Fandom: How to Train Your Dragon (Movies) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III/Astrid Hofferson, Gobber the Belch/Stoick the Vast Characters: Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III, Astrid Hofferson, Ruffnut Thorston, Tuffnut Thorston, Eret (How to Train Your Dragon), Snotlout Jorgenson, Fishlegs Ingerman, Gobber the Belch, Grimmel the Grisly, Drago Bludvist, Stoick the Vast, Valka (How to Train Your Dragon), Dagur the Deranged Additional Tags: art thief Hiccup, Interpol Agent Astrid, DJ Thor Bonecrusher, Art Forger Snotlout, Hiccup is a wet stray cat and I am Dunking him in a Bucket, Fake/Pretend Relationship, Slow Burn, There Was Only One Bed, explosives used irresponsibly, inaccurate travel times, Irresponsible use of Google Translate Summary:
No one likes that dragons went extinct.  No one likes that dodos are extinct either.  Or passenger pigeons.  Or Tasmanian Tigers.  Or Wooly Mammoths or anything else further back.
But some people can’t drop it.
No one knows the exact date.  It was pre-camera, the late seventeenth century is the best bet.  Every year some crazy person claims to have seen a dragon in the woods, and inevitably it always ends up being a bear, or a rock, or a weird looking tree.
In the past 20 years, over 300 works of art having to do with dragons have been reported stolen.  Some from private collections, some from museums.  A lot of them paintings cut out of their frames with what appears to be a small knife.  Skeletons, carved dragon-ivory knick knacks.  Notably, a suit of medieval armor which appeared to be fireproofed with dragon scales.
All of it gone.  None of it ever seen again. 
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averyroundpumpkin · 3 years ago
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Mafia!Fishlegs headcanons
Notice: the mafia life should not be romanticized. This is an au for fun . Please don't join the mafia or date someone in it. You'll get shot
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Fishlegs in this AU is so much different from Rtte/Httyd fishlegs
Like , he's more like L from deathnote
More weird and awkward in this one
Sorry , Legs
He has huge dark circles under his eyes
He has insomnia and has to take sleeping pills to sleep
Usually up working and hacking into databases for his friends so they don't get caught
Survives off of coffee
Invents new weapons in his lab
Yes , he has a lab
Science guy ( watch out bill)
Has a full library in his mansion
As well as a Meatlug statue he made himself
Artistic boy
Large as hell
Man Is a giant
To most people , he's intimidating. But he's really just a guy that couldn't care less who you are and just wants to get his work done.
He has his own garden in his backyard that he tends to , along with a sauna and a pool
The team's medic
Always patching up wounds one way or another
Least hostile of the group, but he will kill you if needed or instructed to. Just not painfully
He doesn't like mess , he makes things quick and painless
Excellent hacker , will ruin someone's life if killing isn't an option
Gets along with Hiccup better than the rest, he tolerates him more than anyone.
Has a book on everything
Survival? Got a book on it. Need help with your heist? I'll find something. Can't clean this specific mess? The page is in here somewhere. Need a recipe for mud pies? That's weird....but ill see what I can do
Always has a flower on his suit
Anyone who removes it gets a broken arm
Weird sense of humor
Comes off as rude to people , but he's really not. Fishlegs is one of the nicest of the gang to come across. He's just bad at human interaction and doesn't feel like talking to people most of the time , and blunt.
Hates Snotlout with a passion
Tolerates him just for business sake
Had a thing with Heather once. They're still good friends , though its awkward with them
Likes candy and fruit
Workaholic , never leaves his lab and when he does. He looks like he just zoned out of reality
The gang try to get him out more
Meatlug is worried
Has a habit of biting his nails and zoning out. Usually he always ends up accidentally staring at people and freaking them out
Listens to classic music a lot
Stress eats
Has a mini book where he writes songs. If it is ever found, he'll die
You can trust him with your drink at a party
Unless he hates you
Then you're getting poisoned, I'm sorry
Has a handy botany book
Preferred way of death is poisoning
Bakes in his spare time
Usually its treats for meatlug or his mom
Works so much , he forgets to tend to himself
Scared of dissapintment
Cold man , doesn't open up much
Gentleman tho
Works in Drgaon dealing. He HATES it , but doesn't speak on it.
The people that work for him are both scared of and respect him. He's not violent or anything he's just..........big
Gets into a brawl with Snotlout every business day
Everyday is a business day
Got hit in the head once during a brawl and turned into Thor Bonecrusher
It's been happening every time he gets knocked out and he HATES it because its so unlike him....and because Snotlout LOVES it , so he tries to avoid getting hit in the head or knock out pinches
Theater kid
Loves musicals
Old man at heart
DJ. Play that Beethoven
Has a meatlug Playlist on Spotify
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tysonrunningfox · 1 month ago
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The Senza Diente Affair: Chapter 5
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Hiccup and The Consequences of His Actions: Part 1
I'm really excited about this one because Thor Bonecrusher is here and Hiccup is so bad at human interactions.
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tysonrunningfox · 25 days ago
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Chapters: 7/50 Fandom: How to Train Your Dragon (Movies) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III/Astrid Hofferson, Gobber the Belch/Stoick the Vast Characters: Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III, Astrid Hofferson, Ruffnut Thorston, Tuffnut Thorston, Eret (How to Train Your Dragon), Snotlout Jorgenson, Fishlegs Ingerman, Gobber the Belch, Grimmel the Grisly, Drago Bludvist, Stoick the Vast, Valka (How to Train Your Dragon), Dagur the Deranged Additional Tags: art thief Hiccup, Interpol Agent Astrid, DJ Thor Bonecrusher, Art Forger Snotlout, Hiccup is a wet stray cat and I am Dunking him in a Bucket, Fake/Pretend Relationship, Slow Burn, There Was Only One Bed, explosives used irresponsibly, inaccurate travel times, Irresponsible use of Google Translate Summary:
No one likes that dragons went extinct.  No one likes that dodos are extinct either.  Or passenger pigeons.  Or Tasmanian Tigers.  Or Wooly Mammoths or anything else further back.
But some people can’t drop it.
No one knows the exact date.  It was pre-camera, the late seventeenth century is the best bet.  Every year some crazy person claims to have seen a dragon in the woods, and inevitably it always ends up being a bear, or a rock, or a weird looking tree.
In the past 20 years, over 300 works of art having to do with dragons have been reported stolen.  Some from private collections, some from museums.  A lot of them paintings cut out of their frames with what appears to be a small knife.  Skeletons, carved dragon-ivory knick knacks.  Notably, a suit of medieval armor which appeared to be fireproofed with dragon scales.
All of it gone.  None of it ever seen again. 
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tysonrunningfox · 4 years ago
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14. Please be my best friend and not the guy (person) I just confessed my love to. Snotstrid obvs 😏
I started trying to write this prompt like months ago and failed repeatedly because that’s how everything I start goes these days, but before I failed the last time, somehow this created the concept of modern au Fishlegs having an alter ego of DJ Thor Bonecrusher and I’m so mad that DJ Thor Bonecrusher just popped into my head with no real destination and now I just have to live with that forever, probably, because I have nowhere to put him.  When will I again know peace?  
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tysonrunningfox · 4 years ago
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You don't suck! I love your writing so much! But I hate you for DJ Thor Bonecrusher ajsdhjhs I did not need him put him back were he came from or so help me
DJ Thor Bonecrusher lives rent free in my mind and I hate him too but I’m not a good person so that means I want to inflict him on others.
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tysonrunningfox · 4 years ago
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That would overcomplicate things, DJ Thor Bonecrusher is just meant to make me suffer until he finds his own home 
14. Please be my best friend and not the guy (person) I just confessed my love to. Snotstrid obvs 😏
I started trying to write this prompt like months ago and failed repeatedly because that’s how everything I start goes these days, but before I failed the last time, somehow this created the concept of modern au Fishlegs having an alter ego of DJ Thor Bonecrusher and I’m so mad that DJ Thor Bonecrusher just popped into my head with no real destination and now I just have to live with that forever, probably, because I have nowhere to put him.  When will I again know peace?  
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