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New Extreme Animals - Blow Your Own Bubble (True Facts 4 Real Life)

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Eddie Potato is a great cat name, 10/10

other names I considered:

Grunkus

Brother Big Time

DJ Cheez-It

Roman Concrete

Dewey

Jon Brigens: Human Man

Lord Protector George Costanza

Troy 2004

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Extreme Animals - Shadow Babies from the album Psychology Today

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COMEDY LEGENDS we lost in 2022.

Gary Waldhorn - British actor best known for playing David Horton,in the UK sitcoms The Vicar of Dibley,and Lionel Bainbridge,in Brush Strokes

Dwayne Hickman -.American actor best known for US sitcoms, playing the titular character in The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis,and as Chuck McDonald,in The Bob Cummings Show.

Bob Saget,- Americana ctor and comedian,best known for US sitcoms,playing Danny Tanner in Full House,its sequel,Fuller House,and as the nbarrator,Ted Mosby,in How I Met Your Mother.

Howard Hesseman -American actor best known for US sitcoms,as DJ ‘Doctor’ Johnny Fever,in WKRP in Cincinnati,and as teacher,Charlie Moore,in Head of the Class.

Louie Anderson - US stand up comedian,author and game show host,best known for the US sitcom,Baskets,and creating the animated series,Life With Louie,and hosting the game show,Family Feud,and his Las Vegas stand up comedy show,Louie: LargerThan Life.

Barry Cryer - British comedian and comedy writer,best known for writing for many British and American comedians,usch as Bob Hope,The Two Ronnies,Dave Allen,Jack Benny,Richard Pryor,Tommy Cooper,Kenny Everett,George Burns,Frankie Howerd,and Morecambe & Wise,as well as being a panelist on British satirical panel show,I’m Sorry,I Haven’t a Clue?.

Jack Smethhurst - British actor,best known as the bigoted,ignorant Eddie Booth,in the UK sitcom Love Thy Neighbour.

Anna Karen - British actress,best known as the hen pecked,and sexually repressed Olive Butler,in the UK sitcom,On the Buses,and reprising the role,in the UK sitcom,The Rag Trade.

Sally Kellerman - American actress,nest known for playing Margaret ‘Hot Lips’ Hoolihan,in Robert Altman’s 1970 comedy war film M*A*S*H, Loretta Swit played the character to greater fame in the cult hit tv sitcom adaptation.Kellerman also was known for comedy films such as the Rodney Dangerfield film,Back to School,and for Brewster McCloud,and The Last of ther Red Hot Lovers.

Ivan Reitman - American film director and producer,best known for a string of hit comedy movies,including the Ghostbusters franchise,Meatballs,Stripes, Kindergarten Cop,Animal House,Dave,and Twins.

Lynda Baron - British actress,best known for playing Nurse Gladys Emmanuel,the object of the affections of shopkeeper Arkwright (played by Ronnie Barker),in the classic UK sitcom,Open All Hours,and briefly in its sequel Still Open All Hours

Scoey Mitchell - American actor best known as Justin Culp,in the US sitcom,Rhoda,and for portraying Richard Pryors ‘father’ in Pryor’s 1986 biopic,Jo Jo Dancer:Your Life is Calling,directed and starring Pryor himself.

Peter Bowles - British actor,best known for playing the aristocratic Richard De Vere,in the UK sitcom,To the Manor Born,

Gilbert Gottfried - American stand up comedian and actor,best known for his stand up comedy routines which some found him borderline offensive,most notably his jokes about 9/11 terrorist attack.He wa salso well known for his shrill,exaggerated voice which often lent him to do voice work,including the parrot,Iago,i Disney’s animatec classic,Aladdin.H ewas also known for his podcast,Gilbert Gottfried’s Amazing Colossal Podcast.

Liz Sheridan - American actress,best known for playing Jerry Seinfeld’s mother,in the US sitcom,Seinfeld,and as nosy neighbour Mrs Ochmonek,in ALF.

Estelle Harris - American actress,best known for playing George Costanza’s shrill voiced mother,Estelle Costanza,in the US sitcom,Seinfeld.

Robin Parkinson - British actor,best known for playing the second actor to play Monsieur Ernest LeClerk,in the UK sitcom,Allo,Allo!,He appeared in other British sitcoms,including The Dick Emery Show,Dad’s Army,and On the Buses.

Patricia Brake - British actress,best known for playing Ingrid Fletcher,the daughter of Norman Stanley Fletcher,played by Ronnie Barker,in the British sitcom,Porridge and its sequel,Going Straight.

Frank Williams - British actor,best known for playing the Reverend Timothy Farthing,in the classic British sitcom,Dad’s Army,and reprising the role,in the 2019 film adaptation,H ealso appeared in other UK sitcoms including You Rang,M’Lord?,and Hi De Hi.

Larry Storch - Americana ctor,best known for playing the bumbling Corporal Randolph Agarn,in the US sitcom,F Troop.

Tony Dow - American actor,former child actor,best known for his role as Wally Cleaver,in the family sitcoms Leave It To Beaver,and its later sequal,The New Leave It To Beaver.

Bernard Cribbins - British comedy and dramatic actor,best known for comedy roles in films such as Carry On Jack,carry On Spying,Carry On Colombus,Two Way Stretch,The Mouse on the Moon,and the family film,The Railway Children,as well as the narrator for the UK children’s series,The WOmbles,and appearing in the recent Doctor Who tv series.

(Bernard Cribbins,in blue shirt,alongside Carry On Jack co-stars Kenneth Williams & Juliet Mills)

Mary Alice - American actress,best known form playing Leticia ‘Lettie’ Bostic,in the 80′s US sitcom,A Different World,a spin-off from The Cosby Show,and for playing Effie Williams,in the 1976 musical drama film,Sparkle.

Bruce Montague - English Actor,best known for playing Leonard Dunn,in the British BBC2 sitcom (1978-83),Butterflies,

Duggie Brown - English stand up comedian & entertainer,known for 70′s UK tv variety shows,The Comedians,and,The Good Old Days.

Josephine Tewson - English actress,best known as Elizabeth ‘Liz’ Warren,the beleagured and harassed neighbour of snobbish,eccentric busybody Hyacinth Bucket,played by Dame Patricia Routledge,in the BBC sitcom,Keeping Up Apperances,as Edna Hawkins’aka Mrs H,in the 80′s ITV sitcom,Shelley,and as Miss Davenport,in,as to date,the worlds longest running sitcom,Last of the Summer Wine

Leslie Jordan - American actor and comedian,best known for playing the camp Beverly Leslie,in the US sitcom,Will & Grace,as well as sitcoms,Call Me Kat,and The Cool Kids,as well as the horror anthology American Horror Story.

Leslie Phillips - British comic actor,best known for appearing in 4 of the cult classic Carry On films,two of the Doctor in...films,and as the voice of the Sorting Hat in the Harry Potter film franchise,Died at the grand age of 98.

Tom Owen - British actor,best known to UK viewers for playing Tom Simmonite,the son of Compo Simmonite,previously played by his real life father,Bill Owen,in the world’s longest running sitcom,Last of the Summer Wine

‘Gallagher’ - American observational stand up comedian,best known to US viewers for regularly smashing up melons as a routine in his stand up and tv shows.

Ruth Madoc - British comedy actress,best known for playing Welsh holiday camp radio announcer,Galdys Pugh,in the classic 1980′S UK sitcom,Hi-De-Hi.

Robert Clary - French born American actor,best known for playing Corporal Louie LeBeau,in the classic 1960′s US sitcom.Hogan’s Heroes.

John Bird - English actor,comedian and satirist.best known for appearing alongside impressionist Rory Bremner and comedian John Fortune,in the satire show,Bremner,Bird & Fortune,and being a prominent figure in the rise of British satire during the 1960′s,appearing in the show,That Was The Week That Was,fronted by satirist and broadcaster,David Frost.

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La Cité Radieuse Marseille, Le Corbusier

La Cité Radieuse Le Corbusier, Marseille Stefano Meneghetti, French Architecture Music, Images

La Cité Radieuse Marseille

15 Nov 2020

La Cité Radieuse in Marseille design by Le Corbusier

Location: Marseille, France

La Cité Radieuse Marseille by Le Corbusier

A walk around the apartments of the CITÉ RADIEUSE

CITÉ RADIEUSE Album  +  CITÉ RADIEUSE RE:RE:MIX The other side of concrete

The songs were composed by Stefano Meneghetti who brought musicians of the calibre of Giuseppe Azzarelli, Massimiliano Donninelli, Yannick da Re and Cristian Inzerillo to work together with him.

Deeply interested in architecture, music, and design, Stefano Meneghetti and his friends wanted to name this album La Citè Radieuse out of admiration for Le Corbusier, the legendary Corb, multifaceted and innovative architect, designer and urban planner, who created his city-like housing project in Marseille with the aim of fostering harmonious relationships among its inhabitants.

Sound research and experimentation are the focal points of this musical partnership.

The album develops an architecture of electronic sounds, which incorporates eclectic influences.

Stefano Meneghetti, graphic artist and video maker, is a long-standing collaborator of musicians such as Gary Numan, Franco Battiato, Byetone, Lorenzo Palmeri, Brian Eno and many others.

As Giuseppe Azzarelli says: “A city is not only an environment of spaces and forms. Inevitably, it also expresses its dimension through sounds: every environment has its own acoustic imprint reflecting human activities, their relationships with the world and with each other. The idea of a Cité Radiuese, ideal and utopian city within a city, conceived by Le Corbusier for people and their needs, immediately enthralled me by its “humanity”, drawing me closer to a world of sound that can underline or accentuate possible emotional meeting points in the multifaceted reality of the modern city.”

Interview

Stefano Meneghetti

“Music has helped me build parallel worlds; through this reciprocity with music I have created scenarios and stories, experiencing the world without being part of it, as if I lived observing it from a car (train?) window, through binoculars or a microscope.”

“Over the course of my life, I have felt a natural affinity for certain musical textures as well as personalities: from Gustav Mahler to Brian Eno, Alva Noto to Franco Battiato, and Teho Teardo & Blixa Bargeld to Georges Ivanovic Gurdjieff.”

“With his Cité Radieuse Charles-Edoard Jeanneret-Gris, better known as Le Corbusier, was simply the gravitational field where everything started.”

“The inhabitants of the same building live just a few centimetres away from each other, separated by a simple partition wall, and share the same spaces whose pattern is repeated on each floor. They do the same things at the same time: turn on the tap, switch on the light, set the table, a few dozen synchronized lives which are repeated on floor after floor, from one building after another, from one street to the next.”

“Like an anthropologist or an archeologist, I wandered discreetly around the Unité d’Habitation de Marseille to observe the lives of individuals, families and groups which are still unfolding in the radiant city.

CITÉ RADIEUSE RE:RE:MIX The other side of concrete

DJ & Producers from all over the world interpreted the Cité Radieuse project:

Aeon                                              / Switzerland

Agustin Alejo Bernabè Almeida    / Argentina

Alessandro Oliviero                       / Italy

Alex Pocol                                      / Romania

Andrea Cichecki                            / Germany

Arfaaz Kagalwala FuzZy Logic        / France

Carmen Rizzo                                / USA

Chiara Costanza                             / Italy

Egor Sport                                     / Russia

Fab LaWren                                   / France

Fontène                                         / France

Fred Berthet                                  / France

Hiroki Ishikura                               / France

Hristiana Errorbeauty                   / England

Hugo Samba                                  / France

Javier Montoliu                             / Argentina

KANYAR / Baschet Gregory           / France

Mariano Santos                             / Argentina

Mario Bringas                                / Mexico

Mikhail Negrozov                          / Russia

MoodTicket                                   / Switzerland

ÔTANÔ                                          / France

Romain Pellegrin                           / France

Satoshi Imano                               / Japan

MOLFAR / Taras Plankovsky         / Ukraine

Zinnat                                            / Bulgaria

…

We can boldly affirm that the interpretation of a work “sublime”, a priori, the same in a work of art. This without giving an aesthetic judgment either on the work or even less on its interpretation. And where does the first author’s aesthetic judgment fit with respect to his interpretation? Personally, I think exactly like any user of the work itself: without therefore being able to claim a super partes aesthetic judgment.

Therefore, placing yourself in front of a work and wanting to interpret it should free the second artist from feelings of respect or “fidelity” of any kind. It is then up to the inactive user to judge according to his or her personal aesthetic and emotional standards. As a listener I can therefore safely say that I find Glenn Gould’s interpretation of the Golberg variations of ’55 revolutionary and marvelous.

But are they more “Bachian” than the ’81 recording? Personally I think it’s a nonsense question. For the same reasoning, it doesn’t bother me if someone tells me that “Knocking On Heaven’s door” is by Guns N Roses or that “Sweet dreams” is by Marilyn Manson or that “General” is by Vasco Rossi (well to be honest the latter example a little yes).

In the jazz world this concept has in fact become normal. As all Fahrenheit listeners know, there are several hundred recorded versions of “My Favorite Things” and several million versions played extemporaneously. The original was composed by Richard Rodgers and not John Coltrane. But without John Coltrane’s version, would we have had the other versions?

From this point of view, as well as from the jazz world or, in general, from the immense world that revolves around improvisation, we should also take an example from the new generations (and age does not center), those who grew up in the post-conceptual and final-commercial era ( the one to be understood where it was the art critic who decided whether a work was a work of art or rubbish. See Win Wenders’ The Million Dollar Hotel if not already done).

Those of art in a short supply chain: from producer to consumer. And, like a good fruit, it can be eaten immediately, elaborated by a star chef, planted to generate a tree.

Hence the idea of this RE:MIX Cité Radieuse album. Involving those who wanted to be in an activity of reinterpreting the initial language. Somehow the Cité Radieuse project was intended to be an emotional reinterpretation of Le Corbusier’s art. We were excited by the idea that this reinterpretation would instead become a basis for a new interpretation.

Add an interpretive level to become a de facto RE:RE:MIX Cité Radieuse. In view of the foregoing, we also did not want to intervene with aesthetic judgments on the material sent to us, as it is artistically no longer in our domain. A bit like a street artist does with their ephemeral works by definition. We limited ourselves to a slight post-production in order to equalize the pieces together and insert them into an accomplished album.

There are pieces that we like very much, others less so, but we leave the power to judge.

La Cité Radieuse Marseille – Links

https://meneghetti.bandcamp.com

https://www.facebook.com/AlbumCiteRadieuse/

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCF2F1StpGAzbXeW97J4LSUA

www.stefanomeneghetti.it

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_ly2VwqBDpacR3bpInQlJ8–N3i4gPMDbc

Stefano Meneghetti Stefano.meneghetti@icloud.com Tel. 320 88.90.958

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♫ Listen: DJ George Costanza - “Not a Phase Third Wave Ska Mix”

DJ George Costanza has dropped some of the most hard-hitting, conceptual mixes of this decade (maybe even the century?). First, there was the pop punk mix; then came the country rap mix; and now, Costanza completes the trilogy with his “Not a Phase” third wave ska mix. That’s right, Reel Big Fish and Mighty Mighty Bosstones are just a pair of the featured bands on this twenty minute “mini-mix,” and it’s all solid gold. I’m not gonna lie, I sent this to four friends, and only one responded, saying he’d listened to about ten minutes of it and could figure out the vibe. To be fair, late 90s third wave ska, paired with generous helpings of airhorn and the “DJ George Costanza,” may not be for everyone. But I was never particularly fond of any of these genres until DJGC dropped these mixes, and once I dipped my feet, I jumped into the deep end, and have been there ever since. Costanza is one of the masters of the game, and you don’t need analog hardware to put together a legit dj set. You can have all the gear you want, but if your heart’s not in it, like it is here, you should be listening to “Not a Phase” and taking notes. http://j.mp/2AVgCna

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10 Quotes From Full House That Are Actually Funny | ScreenRant – Screen Rant

Full House may be a popular sitcom from the late ’80s and early ’90s, but there’s no arguing with the fact that the show is incredibly corny. Even the well-known taglines like Michelle Tanner’s “you got it dude” or Uncle Jesse exclaiming “watch the hair” can be grating after a while.

RELATED: 10 Storylines From Full House That Never Got Resolved

Despite the cheesy nature of the show, there are actually a lot of quotes that make us laugh to this day, whether we’re catching a random re-run or just looking back on the show we grew up with. Here are 10 quotes from Full House that are actually funny.

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10 “My, how you’ve aged.”

Stephanie (Jodie Sweetin), D.J. (Candace Cameron Bure), and Michelle (Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen) are really cute siblings who light up whatever scene they’re in together. When the girls see some photos of them as kids in the season three episode “Star Search,” Stephanie thinks that she’s looking at a snapshot of her. She calls herself “adorable” and DJ says “Steph, that’s me!” Stephanie’s response? “My, how you’ve aged.”

RELATED: 10 Hilarious Full House Memes That Are Too Funny

Stephanie has a wise-beyond-her-years sense of humor and often says things in a very dry, flat tone. This is one of her best quotes that is actually hilarious.

9 “Honey, they’re not boys. They’re men. They’re Katsopolis men.”

In the season eight episode “Breaking Away,” Uncle Jesse (John Stamos) and Aunt Becky (Lori Loughlin) have to adjust to their twin sons, Nicky and Alex, going to school. Becky is super emotional and says, “Honey, look at this. Two little lunch-boxes with two little handles and they’ll hold as they walk out of our lives. Jess, they’re not ready for preschool. They’re just little boys.”

RELATED: Seinfeld: The 11 Funniest George Costanza Quotes

Uncle Jesse’s reply is that they’re “Katsopolis men” and it’s a really funny quote. He’s always trying to be really macho, but he’s hiding a sweet, vulnerable side, and of course he’s just as upset about his kids growing up as his wife is.

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8 “Dust… When did we have a kid?”

Uncle Jesse and Aunt Becky have the cutest family, and it’s impossible to imagine their twins not being a part of Full House. But back in the second season of the show, they were simply discussing baby names.

Becky says she loves the names Prescott and Emily, and Jesse insists on Dustin. When she keeps repeating that Prescott is her preferred boy name, he says, “Dust… When did we have a kid?” This is a Full House that is actually funny since so many couples can relate to this familiar conversation.

7 “Not if it’s a girl.”

In the season three episode “Dr. Dare Rides Again,” Danny (Bob Saget) and his daughters are naming their dog (who ends up being called Comet, of course). Stephanie suggests “Mr. Dog.” When D.J. says, “Mr.Dog? Steph when you have a kid someday what are you going to name it? Mr.Baby?” Stephanie replies, “Not if it’s a girl.”

RELATED: The Ellen DeGeneres Show: 10 Hilarious Guest Star Quotes That Are Too Funny For Words

This is another quote from Full House that is actually hilarious. Stephanie’s delivery is so perfect and she really has good timing here.

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6 “Bruce Springsteen is the boss.”

Danny’s season six quote is another funny one. He’s chatting with Michelle in the episode “The House Meets The Mouse” and he tells her, “Sounds like you were trying to be the boss.” She says, “The princess is the boss” and he makes his Bruce Springsteen joke.

This is one of the character’s greatest lines and it’s particularly great since it’s not about cleaning. Sure, it’s pretty funny when he goes into his clean freak mode, but this joke is a nice departure from his usual conversation. It’s even funnier since Michelle has clearly no idea who he’s talking about.

5 “Do babies get hairballs?”

Uncle Jesse asks this very funny (and totally ridiculous) question in the season one episode “Knock Yourself Out,” making this one of the actually hilarious quotes from Full House. Uncle Joey (Dave Gladstone) and Jesse are upset because Michelle is coughing a lot. Stephanie comments that it “sounds like a hairball.”

RELATED: 10 Things That Make No Sense About Full House

This is a great example of when Joey and Jesse are taking care of the girls and being really silly in the process. They love them so much that it’s tugging at our heartstrings and also making us laugh.

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4 “You lost my daughter? I went to work for seven hours and you lost 33% of my children?”

This Danny Tanner quote is from the pilot and it’s another really funny one. It wouldn’t be quite so good if he hadn’t been so specific and said “33 percent of my children.” That’s Danny: specific, precise, and analytical.

It’s impossible to imagine another TV character (or even someone IRL) saying something like this. They would be too focused on the fact that their kid was nowhere to be found. Danny, however, can’t help but say this.

3 “You’re hugging me in a room with pink bunnies.”

Also from the pilot, this Uncle Jesse quote is one for the books. It’s clear that he’s having some trouble adjusting to his new life and reality: being a full-time caregiver for Danny’s three daughters.

RELATED: Full House: 5 Best (& 5 Worst) Episodes

But of course, Jesse also loves every minute of it, and he just has to get used to things.

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2 “I gotta go potty.”

Michelle says this hilarious quote in the season four episode “A Pinch For A Pinch.” It’s a perfect response to what Danny is explaining. He says, “Michelle is getting an academic foundation that’s going to carry her through grades K through 12, through college, through Harvard law school. Jess, you have robbed our nation of one of the finest legal minds the supreme court has ever known.”

RELATED: Full House: 10 Uncle Jesse Quotes That Show Why He Was A Heartthrob

Michelle, being a little kid, responds the best she knows how: by saying she has to use the bathroom. It’s a priceless moment (and also a teaching one, this being Full House, since Jesse told Michelle to stand up to a bully by pinching him right back).

1 “I’ll stay home and watch public television.”

It’s off to school for Stephanie in the season one episode “The First Day of School.” When Danny asks, “Steph, don’t you want to go to school and be smart?” Stephanie says, “I’ll stay home and watch public television.”

This is definitely the funniest quote from Full House and of course it’s said by Stephanie, who is one of the most hilarious characters on the heartwarming sitcom. She just always knows the right thing to say.

NEXT: Full House: 10 Things That Haven’t Aged Well

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"Jane walked out of the limo with a picture of her dog, Bella, photoshopped next to Colton’s dog, Sniper. (Good dog, weird dog name.) It was a cute little gag—both George Costanza and Michael Scott have attempted it in some form in the past! But somehow, Colton looked at the framed picture and said, “Are these your dogs?” HE LOOKED AT A PICTURE OF HIS OWN DOG AND SAID, “ARE THESE YOUR DOGS?” I cannot trust a man who fails to recognize his own dog. Even if it was just for a split second, even if it was a low-resolution, weirdly photoshopped picture. If I see any picture of my dog, or even a dog that closely resembles my dog, my heart instantly leaps and I start beaming and thinking about the unbelievably perfect animal who lives in my house."

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DJ GEORGE COSTANZA - “MEANT TO LIVE” (VIDEO)

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Behold, the most absurd all-time NBA 2k lineups for every team

You had great suggestions for each team’s all-time starting 5. I, on the other hand, had terrible ones.

Dope news: NBA 2K18 will allow you the chance to play with the best possible all-time roster for all 30 NBA franchises. Ever wonder how your favorite team’s legends of yesteryear mesh with your best players today? Wonder no more, thanks to the magic of sports’ best video game.

This got us thinking about who would make each franchise’s all-time starting 5. So, we asked you and tracked your responses.

It also got me thinking about the dumbest all-time starting 5s I could put together for each team. (Why? I don’t know. I gave up trying to figure out my brain years ago).

Below are the answers to both of those questions. If you can come up with a weirder all-time starting 5 for your favorite team, let me know in the comments.

ATLANTA HAWKS

My pointless lineup

PG: Acie Law III SG: Dion Glover SF: Dominique Wilkins PF: Rasheed Wallace C: Jon Koncak

Sheed was technically a Hawk, right? Also, poor Nique.

Your way better lineups

Spud Webb Iso Joe Wilkins Millsap Pettit https://t.co/M61iIeImAM

— sad georgia fan (@The_Kid_Across) August 11, 2017

Doc Joe Nique Horford Dikembe Maybe? https://t.co/sjiy3p5oNf

— Bo Churney (@bochurney) August 11, 2017

Atlanta Hawks: PG: Lenny Wilkens SG: Pistol Pete SF: 'Nique PF: Bob Pettit C: Dikembe Mutombo https://t.co/Lzer6k8Hzy

— Garrison (@Garrison_McD) August 11, 2017

BOSTON CELTICS

My pointless lineup

PG: John Bagley SG: Dana Barros SF: Todd Day PF: Dino Radja C: Greg Kite

The Celtics have too many legends, so how would a team of forgotten Celtics fare? The schadenfreude already amuses me.

Your way better lineups

Rondo Pierce Bird Garnett Russell https://t.co/antU6U5nTF

— Ammar Ljubijankić (@IlCapitanoJuv) August 11, 2017

Rondo/DJ/Jones Pierce/Jones/Ainge Bird/Havlicek McHale/Cowens Russell/Parish https://t.co/oYftBd4jUT

— Mike Slonina (@Slo_24) August 11, 2017

Cousy, Pierce, Bird, Garnett, Russell https://t.co/rLT3CY3cwO

— John Morgan Francis (@MonJorgan) August 11, 2017

Cousy, Sam Jones, Hondo, Bird, Russell. Sounds nice. Aproximately 3928 rings between them, too. https://t.co/XPTg07NQUI

— TM Warning (@tmwarning) August 11, 2017

NEW JERSEY/BROOKLYN NETS:

My pointless lineup

PG: Rumeal Robinson SG: Rex Walters SF: Bostjan Nachbar PF: Yinka Dare C: Brook Lopez

Brook Lopez has played on worse teams.

Your way better lineups

Kidd-Petrovic-Erving-Coleman-Lopez https://t.co/QtL5nPJTuQ

— NBA Central (@nbacentral247) August 11, 2017

Jason Kidd Vince Carter Dr. J. Kenyon Martin Brook Lopez https://t.co/R4z8atYFVv

— Yoshimitsu (@me_IKE_who_U) August 11, 2017

CHARLOTTE HORNETS

My pointless lineup

PG: Raymond Felton SG: Rex Chapman SF: Kelly Tripuka PF: Byron Mullens C: DeSagana Diop

Let’s remember the worst of the early days of the Hornets and Bobcats.

Your way better lineups

C: Alonzo Mourning PF: Larry Johnson SF:Glen Rice SG:Dell Curry PG: Kemba Walker

— Jeremy Powell (@coolastheyc) August 11, 2017

Hmmm. . . Kemba Walker Dell Curry Gerald Wallace Larry Johnson Alonzo Mourning Just post Bobcats (04): Kemba Batum? Wallace Diaw?! Okafor https://t.co/AwE9stpgJV

— Stroupe-a-loop (@Stroupe_a_loop) August 11, 2017

Baron Davis, Rex Chapman, Jamal Mashburn, Larry Johnson, Alonzo Mourning @BringBackTheBuz

— Jordan Flowers (@FlowersJordan) August 11, 2017

CHICAGO BULLS

My ridiculous lineup

PG: Jannero Pargo SG: Michael Jordan SF: Brad Sellers PF: Victor Khryapa C: Dalibor Bagaric

What’s the worst possible team I could create around Michael Jordan? I challenge you to do better.

Your way better lineups.

Rose/Sloan Jordan/Theus Pippen/Love/Walker Rodman/Love Gilmore/Noah https://t.co/oYftBd4jUT

— Mike Slonina (@Slo_24) August 11, 2017

Jimmy G Rodman Noah https://t.co/PfsssB3QSw

— le (@wallinthe80s) August 11, 2017

CLEVELAND CAVALIERS:

My equally ridiculous lineup

PG: Matthew Dellavedova SG: Sasha Pavlovic SF: LeBron James PF: Donyell Marshall C: Chris Mihm

This team is definitely making the playoffs in the East.

Your way better lineups

Price Carr LeBron Love Z https://t.co/iBeS4iLeOr

— . (@CLE4life216) August 11, 2017

C - Ilgauskas PF - Larry Nance SF - LeBron SG - Austin Carr PG - Kyrie

— Josh Hooper (@fmjosh) August 11, 2017

Price/Irving/Bron/Nance/Daugherty

— PETTIS NO ES BORICUA (@LoWuaSacar) August 11, 2017

DALLAS MAVERICKS

My pointless lineup

PG: Brad Davis SG: Tim Legler SF: George McCloud PF: Charlie Villanueva C: Shawn Bradley

Is Shawn Bradley ... the first option?

Your way better lineups

nash finley mashburn dirk tyson

— costanza. (@bforbernard) August 11, 2017

Dirk Aguirre Chandler Nash Blackman#MFFL https://t.co/lS00YkzB8i

— adam (@adamahole) August 11, 2017

DENVER NUGGETS

My pointless lineup

PG: Michael Adams SG: J.R. Smith SF: DerMarr Johnson PF: Nikoloz Tskitishvilli C: Raef LaFrentz

J.R. Smith is gonna take every shot, and he probably should.

Your way better lineups

Iverson English Melo McDyess Mutumbo https://t.co/Nea6BLT9Um

— heirpush. (@Pusha_TeeWat) August 11, 2017

Chauncey Billups Alex English Carmelo Anthony Kenyon Martin Nikola Jokic https://t.co/cbPRFrKyTs

— Lucas Navarrete (@LucasNavarreteM) August 11, 2017

Mahmoud Abdul-Rauf David Thompson Alex English Carmelo Anthony Dikembe Mutombo https://t.co/BI3sOMnQQh

— Tommy Wood (@woodstein72) August 11, 2017

DETROIT PISTONS

My * thinking face emoji * lineup

PG: Rodney Stuckey SG: Arron Afflalo SF: Jonas Jerebko PF: Jason Maxiell C: Darko Milicic

Imagine a world where Darko turns into a star. The 04 Pistons start to age out, and it’s time for a new generation to take over with Darko as the centerpiece. It’d look something like this, right?

Your way better rosters

Isiah Joe D Debusschere Rodman Big Ben#DetroitBasketball https://t.co/iadwZrYHrn

— Ben (@Ben_Searle) August 11, 2017

Isiah Chauncey Grant Hill Dennis Rodman Ben Wallace W/ 6 man Joe Dumarshttps://t.co/1XkYvEPYeb

— Chuck (@idgachuck) August 11, 2017

Prediction: Thomas, Dumars, Rodman, B. Wallace, Lanier Favorite: Billups, Dumars, Hill, Rodman, B. Wallace https://t.co/oTsQa1CgGD

— Detroit Bad Boys ☠ (@detroitbadboys) August 11, 2017

GOLDEN STATE WARRIORS

My pointless lineup

PG: Earl Boykins SG: Vonteego Cummings SF: Mike Dunleavy PF: Todd Fuller C: Andris Biedrins

Remember when the Warriors were a joke? Let’s go back to a time when that were true.

Your way better rosters

This beats anybody who's not Lakers or Celtics: Steph, Mullin, Rick Barry, Durant, Wilt https://t.co/wYh2ES8CRR

— Tony Biasotti (@TonyBiasotti) August 11, 2017

Curry, Thompson, Durant, Green, and Literally Anybody Else. https://t.co/b5iLzzHmcr

— Grant Brisbee (@mccoveychron) August 11, 2017

OK OK I get it.

There's a real argument for choosing Steph, Klay, Iggy, KD, and Draymond https://t.co/7jxuWu5GSr

— Golden State of Mind (@unstoppablebaby) August 11, 2017

I SAID I GET IT.

HOUSTON ROCKETS

My pointless lineup

PG: Yao Ming SG: Dikembe Mutombo SF: Dwight Howard PF: Moses Malone C: Hakeem Olajuwon

The Rockets are the franchise of big men, so let’s make them all play together.

Your way better lineups

Harden Tmac Barkley Yao Dr34m https://t.co/KEukh6WZp6

— Hurk (@McHurk) August 11, 2017

CP3, Harden, T-Mac, Elvin Hayes, Hakeem https://t.co/2sOYg323QA

— The Red Monster (@ChrisR7575) August 11, 2017

Calvin Murphy Harden Tmac Hakeem Sampson/Yao https://t.co/FZakJeNWUR

— Tad Ghostal (@_ForestWind) August 11, 2017

INDIANA PACERS

My vengeful lineup

PG: Haywood Workman SG: Fred Jones SF: Paul George PF: Tyler Hansbrough C: Zan Tabak

Instead of punishing Paul George by making him play in Oklahoma City, why not build this roster and force him to stay?

Your way better lineups

Mark Jackson, Reggie Miller, Roger Brown, Mel Daniels, George McGinnis

— Sam DeVoe (@samtdevoe) August 11, 2017

If ABA players are out: Mark Jackson, Reggie, PG, Granger, Jermaine O'Neal. https://t.co/AAdXEnHiKM

— Caitlin Cooper (@C2_Cooper) August 11, 2017

LOS ANGELES CLIPPERS

My oh-god-there-are-so-many-options-how-do-i-choose? lineup

PG: Baron Davis SG: Marko Jaric SF: Yaroslav Korolev PF: Keith Closs C: Michael Olowokandi

We could create infinite terrible Clippers starting 5s.

Your way better lineups

CP3 Maggette Griffin Brand McAdoo

— Whatsapp Danny** (@DanielCoupe) August 11, 2017

CP3, Corey Maggette, Elton Brand, Blake Griffin, DeAndre Jordan. https://t.co/YUNCT0qUWr

— Josh Roberts (@JoshCantBlog) August 11, 2017

LOS ANGELES LAKERS

My pointless lineup

PG: Smush Parker SG: Kobe Bryant SF: Wesley Johnson PF: Slava Medvedenko C: Travis Knight

How long until Kobe breaks his teammates’ eardrums?

Your way better lineups

Magic Kobe Elgin Baylor Kareem Shaq https://t.co/rlcmcWQze5

— Alex B. (@ABsole_) August 11, 2017

Magic Kobe The Logo Shaq Kareem Playing old school af https://t.co/doNf5TUqUI

— Keenan Victor (@KeenanVictor) August 11, 2017

MEMPHIS/VANCOUVER GRIZZLIES:

My pointless lineup

PG: Steve Francis SG: Tony Allen SF: Zach Randolph PF: Marc Gasol C: Bryant Reeves

Merge the pillars of Grit ‘N Grind with the two biggest player reminders of why Vancouver failed.

Your way better lineups

Dickerson, Edwards, Reeves, A-R, Bibby??? I dunno ask Jay Triano.

— Cleveland in 6 (@RealMurf) August 11, 2017

Marc Gasol, Randolph, Abdur-Rahim, Allen and Conley

— Ravis (@SRavi81) August 11, 2017

MIAMI HEAT

My rude lineup

PG: Gary Payton SG: Mike Bibby SF: Juwan Howard PF: Chris Gatling C: Zydrunas Ilgauskas

The all-time Ring Chaser team! Let’s see if you can do better.

Your way better lineups

Tim Hardaway, D Wade, LeBron, Alonzo Mourning, and Shaq https://t.co/h4hSrp4OPv

— KingOfGettingCurved (@jordanholic19) August 11, 2017

Tim Hardaway DWADE LeBron Bosh Shaq

— DatBootyDoe (@ShonenShadow) August 11, 2017

Tim Hardaway, D Wade, Glen Rice, Bron and Zo. Zo is captain despite Bron's numerous objections. https://t.co/IJ94AJKpyz

— Bobby Wilson (@chewingbones) August 11, 2017

MILWAUKEE BUCKS

My pointless lineup

PG: Lee Mayberry SG: Charlie Bell SF: Todd Day PF: Marty Conlon C: Randy Brewer

Another team with a ton of super random dudes that have played for them. Damn.

Your way better lineups

Oscar Roberson, Sidney Moncrief, Michael Redd, Giannis, Jamaal Maglore https://t.co/hTYkd6Qlnc

— Nader Kiblawi (@Kiblawi97) August 11, 2017

Oscar Moncrief Giannis Terry Cummings Lew Alcindor https://t.co/oDfByr94Xq

— Tyvion (@tyvion_jones17) August 11, 2017

MINNESOTA TIMBERWOLVES

My Kahn special lineup

PG: Jonny Flynn SG: Wesley Johnson SF: Michael Beasley PF: Anthony Randolph C: Darko Milicic

David Kahn really went out of his way to get all of these players. I’m speechless.

Your way better lineups

@Timberwolves: Pooh, Tony Campbell, @22wiggins , KG and @KarlTowns. I'll hang up and listen. https://t.co/3Qu65JGujX

— Kyle Jamison (@kylejamison) August 11, 2017

Marbury, wig, butler, KG and KAT https://t.co/CybN9NAuxq

— Matt Johnson (@Matt_Johnson10) August 11, 2017

NEW ORLEANS HORNETS/PELICANS:

My lineup to prove a point

PG: Chris Paul SG: Marco Belinelli SF: James Posey PF: Anthony Davis C: Omer Asik

Take the two best players in franchise history and surround them with a visual reminder of how terribly the franchise build around them.

Your way better lineups

Chris Paul Baron Davis Jamal Mashburn David West Anthony Davishttps://t.co/7eY0CVIXv6

— The Bird Writes (@thebirdwrites) August 11, 2017

CP3, Baron, Peja, AD, Tyson RT @SBNationNBA:2K18 is releasing All-Time teams this year. What’s your favorite team’s all-time starting 5?

— deejay (@whoadiedeejay) August 11, 2017

NEW YORK KNICKS

Your pointless lineup

Shane larkin, langston galloway, lance thomas, quincy acy, lou amundson https://t.co/5e1rQLjDyG

— #TheHackening (@Boehme_NYJ) August 11, 2017

Your way better lineups

Fraizer Monroe King Anthony Ewing #knicks https://t.co/N59gNzcDzp

— Kola Champagne Papi (@ZSoloDolo) August 11, 2017

Frazier, Earl Monroe, Melo, Willis Reed, Ewing https://t.co/uKrTsu04mM

— ak (@LiveLoveAK) August 11, 2017

SEATTLE SUPERSONICS/OKLAHOMA CITY THUNDER

My suuuuuper fun lineup

PG: Gary Payton SG: Russell Westbrook SF: Kevin Durant PF: Shawn Kemp C: Jack Sikma

Because this combined franchise deserves the best.

Your way better lineups

Sonics: Payton, Allen, KD, Rashard, Kemp. Make it rain 3s in Seattle. https://t.co/VlmfMzFlJP

— Colin Byrne (@BallinByrne) August 11, 2017

Payton, Westbrook, Durant, Kemp, Sam Perkins? https://t.co/Pb5AKqNvsm

— alternative moe (@Atlmoe6) August 11, 2017

If you want Sonics only...

Hmmm... C - Jack Sikma F - Shawn Kemp F - Dale Ellis G - Lenny Wilkins G - Gary Payton https://t.co/teMPB8hr0C

— Tanner Savage (@tsavage55) August 11, 2017

ORLANDO MAGIC

My pointless lineup

PG: Brooks Thompson SG: Anthony Bowie SF: Jeff Green PF: Jeff Turner C: Andrew DeClercq

Brooks Thompson was one of my favorite players growing up. Not joking.

Your other good lineups

Penny TMAC Grant Hill Vujevic Shaq

— Yeboi (@itsmeyeboi) August 11, 2017

Penny Hardaway Tracy McGrady Grant Hill Rashard Lewis (I guess) Shaq Injuries are our fave https://t.co/ivWjL9FuVI

— Smokey Carmichael (@turtlewithapen) August 11, 2017

PHILADELPHIA 76ERS

My pointless lineup

PG: T.J. McConnell SG: Allen Iverson SF: Hollis Thompson PF: Sharone Wright C: Manute Bol

Will Allen Iverson ever pass? Tune in to find out!

Your actually good lineups

Mo Cheeks, AI, Dr J, Barkley, Wilt https://t.co/BVS7xawIBt

— Matt Powers (@MattPowers31) August 11, 2017

PG: Simmons (Yeah I went there) SG: Iverson SF: Dr. J PF: Barkley C: Wilt Chamberlain https://t.co/5ryTwqifuG

— Arie & Al (@OfficialReview) August 11, 2017

Mo Cheeks A.I. The Doctor Charles Barkley Joel 'The Process' Embiid https://t.co/kSdrdnn8fb

— 737 almost every day (@ShoutingStreet) August 11, 2017

PHOENIX SUNS

My pointless lineup

PG: Isaiah Thomas SG: Eric Bledsoe SF: Goran Dragic PF: Negele Knight C: Frank Johnson

Three point guards that feuded with each other and two point guards you surely forgot about.

Your way better lineups

Gimme - Nash - Majerle - Marion - Barkley - Amar'e https://t.co/mrGjLJPrZX

— Joey Artigue (@Joey_Artigue) August 11, 2017

C: Adams PF: Barkley SF: Marion SG: Davis PG: Nash@Suns #Suns https://t.co/YSaDnHvKdy

— Phillip_Ramírez (@Phillip_Ramirez) August 11, 2017

PORTLAND TRAIL BLAZERS

My thought experiment lineup

PG: Damon Stoudamire SG: Ruben Patterson SF: Rasheed Wallace PF: Zach Randolph C: Bill Walton

How would Bill Walton deal with the JailBlazers? I wanna simulate a season and see what happens.

Your way better lineups

C: Walton PF: Aldridge SF: Roy SG: Drexler PG: Lillard Would hear arguments for Lucas or Sheed at 4. https://t.co/pRhK7BSDiM

— Ricky Young ⭐️ (@RickySYoung) August 11, 2017

Rod Strickland Clyde Drexler Kiki Vandeweghe Rasheed Wallace Bill Walton https://t.co/q7acF7M63v

— DTea (@DTillery79) August 11, 2017

SACRAMENTO/KANSAS CITY KINGS / CINCINNATI ROYALS

My thought experiment lineup

PG: Jason Williams SG: Doug Christie SF: Peja Stojakovic PF: Chris Webber C: DeMarcus Cousins

The inverse of the Portland scenario. How will a fun team affect DeMarcus Cousins’ sour mood?

Your way better lineups

jason williams, peja, the rock, webber, cousins

— CdotJdot (@cjayyyof916) August 11, 2017

Sac Only: Theus, Richmond, Peja, C-Webb, Boogie Franchise: Tiny, Big O, Jack Twyman, Jerry Lucas, C-Webb https://t.co/1x4ECJUs78

— Akis Yerocostas (@Aykis16) August 11, 2017

Archibald, The Big O, Peja, CWebb, Boogie

— Marc N (@KingsFan312) August 11, 2017

SAN ANTONIO SPURS

My thought experiment lineup

PG: Avery Johnson SG: Willie Anderson SF: Chuck Person PF: J.R. Reid C: Tim Duncan

If you look back in NBA history, the Spurs surrounded David Robinson with some weird rosters full of mediocre vets. Would Tim Duncan fare any better than Robinson did with them? I’d love to know.

Your way better lineups

Spurs: - Parker - Manu - Kawhi - Timmy - Robinson 6Man: Gervin Bench: J. Silas, Bowen, Aldridge, D. Green and Diaw because he's the GOAT https://t.co/l1Hx4rDOX7

— Jacob Roth (@Jacob_Roth21) August 11, 2017

TORONTO RAPTORS

My pointless lineup

PG: Mike James SG: Vince Carter SF: Joey Graham PF: Rafael Araujo C: Andrea Bargnani

How many Raptors fans would enjoy seeing Vince Carter punished with this sad team?

Your way better lineups

Lowry DeRozan Vince Carter Chris Bosh Antonio Davis https://t.co/3ny0LTGYXK

— K-D (@KDnoball) August 11, 2017

Mighty Mouse/Lowry DeRozan Vince Carter/Tracy McGrady Chris Bosh Antonio Davis #WeTheNorth #RTZ https://t.co/bIlotcxI4d

— ⚠️Guy On The Couch⚠️ (@6SportsGod1) August 11, 2017

UTAH JAZZ

My pointless lineup

PG: Raul Neto SG: Delaney Rudd SF: Quincy Lewis PF: Scott Padgett C: Greg Ostertag

Remember when Delaney Rudd had an awesome moment in the 1992 playoffs? I swear, it happened!

Your way better lineups

John Stockton Pete Maravich Adrian Dantley Karl Malone Mark Eaton (Gobert is coming for this spot)#TakeNote https://t.co/27ymqsBQ57

— Jake Hatch (@JacobCHatch) August 11, 2017

Jazz one is interesting John Stockton Pete Maravich Gordon Hayward/AK47? Karl Malone Gobert? Already? https://t.co/LZImegrrYV

— Ben Wagner (@ben_wagner) August 11, 2017

WASHINGTON BULLETS/WIZARDS

My lineup to prove a point

PG: Mark Price SG: Michael Jordan SF: Bernard King PF: Charles Oakley C: Moses Malone

Did you know all of these guys played for this franchise? Bet you didn’t, but it’s true. (Alt lineup: Muggsey Bogues | Nick Young | Ladell Eackles | Andray Blatche | JaVale McGee).

Your way better lineups

Here's a stab at the Wizards All-Time Starting 5 (they all should make the team) John Wall Earl Monroe Phil Chenier Elvin Hayes Wes Unseld https://t.co/mju9TpBQtL

— Bullets Forever (@BulletsForever) August 11, 2017

Wall Arenas Unseld The Big E Dandrige

— Pete (@PeteRuso) August 11, 2017

Wall, Chenier, Butler, Hayes, Unseld

— Jack Kogod (@Unsilent) August 11, 2017

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EAyer se confirmó, hay un montón de gente en el Sónar, tanta que es el año que más personas ha atraído en toda su historia. En total, 123.000, 8.000 más que la edición anterior, y con el calor y el entusiasmo, todavía parecían más, y más altos y más guapos y más fuertes, pero entonces bebías un poco de agua y la tontería se pasaba. Al menos parecía que las 8.000 de más te siguiesen a ti a todas partes sólo para fastidiarte. De día hubo 61.000 y de noche 62.000, con un 48 por ciento de público nacional y 52 internacional. «Nuestra voluntad era crecer en riqueza de contenidos, en subir el nivel, y estamos satisfechos de que la gente haya respondido», señaló ayer Ricard Robles, codirector del festival. Ya preparan el 25 aniversario del certamen para el 13, 14, 15 y 16 de junio de 2018.

La tarde del sábado arrancó con unos Matmos jugando con una lavadora. Como dijo George Costanza en el primer episodio de «Seinfeld», mientras estaba mirando girar el tambor de una lavadora, «creo que éste es el momento más aburrido de mi vida». La fiesta llegó con los divertidísimos Bejo, fenómeno nacional que compartieron su euforia trap con un público que hacía todo lo que ellos demandaban, desde “bajar pabajo» hasta saltar y botar y levantar las manos, en un escenario presidido por la cabeza de un caballo. Según los chinos, rapear bajo la cabeza de un caballo da vigor y alegría, y eso es lo que ofrecieron. Antes, el colega de promoción C. Tanaga hacía maravillas con el autotunes para ofrecer el lado más exquisito y ambicioso de este nuevo hip hop español. «Soy el primer rapero que lo hago antes de decirlo», afirmó antes de comenzar sus rimas donde demostró un salvaje dominio de su vida y circunstancias, hablando del amor, las injusticias, la rebelión, las drogas, el fornicar y todo eso que se dice más que se hace.

Más extremo y experimental se mostró el islandés Valgeir Sigurdsson, un generador de atmósferas densas, neblinosas, de fin del mundo vikingo, acompañados por un contrabajo raro, raro, electrónico por lo menos, que ponía las líneas de romanticismo y pasión. Todo muy cinematográfico, a pesar de estar a oscuras, con ganas de cerrar los ojos y soñar.

«¡No me toques!», decía entonces cada tres segundos un tipo grandote en el concierto de Nosaj Thing y Daito Manabe, de la cantidad de gente que intentaba entrar y salir constantemente. Con audiovisuales programadas en directo por Manabe, la electrónica plana de Nosaj Thing quedó como el acompañamiento y no al revés, como debería ser. Además, hubo muchas interrupciones, problemas con la sincronización, tal vez, lo que restó ritmo y efecto a la propuesta. Por último, Thundercat empezó con un horrible free jazz, pero resultó que sólo fue una larguísima prueba de sonido. Cuando empezaron de verdad, continuaron con el jazz lleno de fuego e improvisación que poco a poco fue derivando al funk más espacial, para acabar en la pura delicia de El Bosco. Unos shorts rojos y un gorro a juego marcaban la figura de este impresionante bajista, grande de verdad.

Por su parte, la noche del viernes coronó a un magnífico Anderson Paak, que junto a su banda, los Free Nationals, hicieron una rendición del ABC de la música negra que dejó atónito al personal. Hace un mes, era el telonero de Bruno Mars al que nadie presta atención y ahora era cabeza de cartel del Sónar. Lo suyo es la fusión del R&b, soul, funk, jazz, hip hop, nunca a la vez, pero casi. Su capacidad de conectar con el público fue asombrosa, incluso cuando estaba en una batería que domina a las mil maravillas. A veces parecía R:Kelly, otras James Brown, otras The Roots, pero a quién más se parecía era a Lebron James, por su dominio completo del juego y por cómo sudaba.

El que no tuvo tanta suerte fue DJ Shadow, cuyos audiovisuales no añadieron nada a su propuesta de ritmos rotos y perfección técnica. Ni siquiera cuando recuperó los clásicos de «Entroducing», disco del que se celebra su 21 aniversario, consiguió maravillar. «Soy Dj, creo beats, esa es mi vida y me encanta», dijo, pero siguió quedando tan frío como correcto. Más suerte tuvo Moderat, con 30.000 personas a sus pies en un show en que las proyecciones y los juegos de luces fueron espectaculares. Aunque los auténticos vencedores fueron Soulwax que, replicando su estudio de grabación como puesta de escena, lograron una sesión tan orgánica como testosterónica, para bailar hasta caer muerto. Por su parte, Nicolas Jaar, oculto tras unas cortinas de rejilla de despacho, resultó demasiado denso y normal, muy lejos de su gran talento, pero ya era muy de noche y había cansancio.

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