#dj bravo

[bhaskarlive]

Dwayne Bravo retires from all forms of cricket

Dwayne Bravo has confirmed his retirement from all cricket after his final season in the CPL was cut short by injury.

Bravo sustained a groin injury during the Tobago Knight Riders, match against the St Lucia Kings in Tarouba on Tuesday while attempting to catch St Lucia captain Faf du Plessis in the seventh over. Immediately pulling up in pain, Bravo left the field and didn’t bowl a single over

Source: bhaskarlive.in

[lyricsssdotin]

The Chamiya Song Lyrics

Singer:DJ Bravo, Gaurav Dagaonkar, Rimi NiqueAlbum:Anurag Bhomia, Rimi Nique Dance like a ChamiyaO naughty nachaniyaDance like a Chamiya, O yeah! O Chamiye re, O Chamiye reO Chamiye re, O Chamiya! Dance like a Chamiya, O naughty nachaniyaDance like a Chamiya, O yeah!(O chamiya)Dance like a Chamiya, O jaaneman jaaniyaDance like a Chamiya, O yeah!(O chamiya) Desi hain jhumke, English thumke…

[thefashioninternstudio]

IN DETAILS: Everything you want to know about the Ambani- Merchant two pre- wedding ceremonies

Amabni - Merchant pre wedding in detail:Everything you want to know about what happened in Jamnagar, India or Cruise party!

[hc1059]

a while ago, I got tagged by a friend who no longer has an account for the describe yourself with only phone pics meme and finally getting around to it

[on-a-lucky-tide]

A funny prompt: Gaz’ No-Good, Terrible, Very Bad day. In which in the span of 24 hours he walks in on NikPrice, GhostSoap, then AleRudy bumping uglies because those pairs of idiots keep having sex in weird places and Gaz keeps having to bare witness.

How you wanna play it is up to you, but I love the way you write Gaz and I wanted to lean more into the comedic side of sexy times rather than the hot n heavy stuff this once.

Mikey, I love you for this prompt. I actually wrote it all out and then Tumblr shat itself. Serves me right for writing in the app on my phone, eh? I hope this redo is as good. Two of my favourite things: humour and sex.

Gaz has a really bad day.

cw: sexual content.

Really, Gaz should have called it a day when he had decided to have a Rich Tea with his breakfast brew and the fucker had broken off in it because he had gone zero point one second over the optimum dunking threshold. Bad omen. Yeah, pack it all up lads, turn in.

If someone were to ask him precisely when his day had gone to shit, he would definitely say it was then, because if he had to recall the next part he was pretty sure he'd require several sessions of therapy.

It was unusual for the store cupboard to be locked, which was his first warning that something was amiss. But airpods in and his mind on the afternoon's planned exercise with Bravo Company, he didn't think much of it. There were only five people on base with a key, so it was easier to leave the door unlocked. When it came time for inventory at the end of the week, Price was disturbingly effective at nailing anyone with sticky fingers so no one bothered pushing their luck.

As DJ Snake turned down for what and the beat dropped, Gaz tugged his lanyard out of his shirt and jammed the key in the lock. Shouldering the door open, he slapped a hand over the light switch and looked up at the same time, only to be faced with Lieutenant Riley's lily-white arse pounding between two hairy legs directly opposite. "What the fuck?"

Gaz practically slapped himself in the face in his haste to snatch the airpods from his ears and cover his eyes with his palm. He heard rather than saw Tav slide down the wall he'd been pinned to, and the resulting yelp as he hit the concrete floor.

"Did ya ma no' teach ye tae knock?" Tav squawked.

"You're in the store cupboard, Tav! The fucking store cupboard!"

"We locked the door..."

"He has private fucking quarters, which is... literally what they could be used for, fuck my life!"

Ghost cleared his throat and Gaz chanced a look through the slats of his fingers. He regretted it almost immediately when he glimpsed the lieutenant's monster hog, which was somehow three times the size hard as it was soft, according to the sparse glimpses Gaz had snatched in the shower. Professional curiosity, you know. Ghost was completely unfazed, standing there with it all just hanging out. "Uh, sir, if you could..."

"What'd'ye want, Garrick?" Tav growled, pulling his hoodie over his lap to hide whatever gaping devastation the lieutenant had inflicted.

"Camelbak skin. Top shelf on the left."

Gaz heard a box grind over the metal shelf and the split of plastic sellotape. When the rustling stopped, he looked through his fingers again and saw Ghost holding the skin out for him to take. He hadn't even pulled his boxers up, his hard dick still on full display. Gaz sidled over, keeping his face turned away, and took the offered plastic parcel. "Cheers," he murmured awkwardly.

"Welcome," Ghost rumbled back, and if Gaz didn't know him better, he'd say the bastard was laughing at him. Seconds later, he hightailed it out of there as quickly as he could, pinching the bridge of his nose and hoping the image of all that pale skin thrusting away between Tav's hairy stalks wasn't going to haunt his fucking nightmares. Luckily, he had a fitness course to coordinate that afternoon, which would help take his mind off of it.

No such fucking luck, as it transpired.

As Bravo Company were taking a breather after making good time over the course, Gaz snuck off into the woodland for a quick slash before they moved on to first aid training. As he rounded an old oak tree, he caught the sound of hushed voices over the usual bird song and rustle of leaves. Little fuckers had snuck off for a smoke and thought he wouldn't notice.

He did up his fly, put on a stern face and readied his most blood-curdling shout as he stomped in their direction. The 'oi, ya little cunts' sat on the tip of his tongue as he burst through the bushes, only for it to dissolve into a high-pitched little 'ah!' when he came face to face with Rudy, slack-jawed and sweaty.

Colonel Vargas was two knuckles deep in him, Rudy's cock drooling over his superior's wrist, hips twitching. That was all Gaz managed to see before he swung himself round and covered his eyes for good measure. The low voice he had heard must have been some truly filthy Spanish, because Rudy looked about ready to blow.

"Hola, sergeant," Alejandro said calmly. "¿Qué tal? I thought you were not due in the woodlands until tomorrow."

"Uh, yeah, orienteering is... tomorrow, sorry, colonel, I thought you were trainees, I, uh..." Gaz glanced over his shoulder and saw that Alejandro had moved his body to shield Rudy from view. He whispered something softly in Spanish in his lover's ear, because Rudy was hurriedly yanking up his trousers, his belt rattling, looking panicked.

"It is I who must apologise, amigo. I cannot control myself with Rudy, and with all this nature around us, I let my heart lead my head," Alejandro said. "I would be... grateful if this indiscretion did not get to the captain."

"Uh, sure, mate, yeah. Mum's the word... I'm gonna... go this way. As you were, or... not." Gaz hotfooted it back through the bushes, his face on fire, and was relieved to find some troopers slacking off because he had someone to beast. Seriously, this day could fucking do one. It couldn't get any worse.

Famous. Last. Fucking. Words.

First aid training concluded in time for dinner and Gaz sent the troopers to mess. He didn't go himself because he wasn't sure he could look Tav or Ghost in the eye just yet. Instead, he headed to his bunk and snacked on some Pringles as he finished off a report on the week's progress for Price. And yeah, he left out the sheer volume of unnecessary cock he had seen that day.

Last thing on the day's list was to submit the report and he could turn in, hoping that tomorrow had less cock and arse on the agenda for him. He rapped twice on the captain's door and let himself in, missing the sudden scuffle of movement as the hinges creaked. "Hey, sir, got the summary ahead of sched-u-oh, Nik."

Nik was sitting in Price's chair bolt upright, his hands in his lap beneath the desk, shoulders squared. "Gaz, my brother," Nik greeted, but his voice sounded a little... tight. "Kak dyela?"

"Where's... the..." Gaz studied Nik a bit more carefully and began noting a few more oddities. His skin was flushed, eyes blown wide, usually slick hair all ruffled out of place, and he was shifting minutely in his chair, but keeping his feet very, very fucking still. "He's..." Gaz pinched the bridge of his nose, "he's under the desk, isn't he?" Because of course he fucking was.

Nik flashed a mischievous smirk.

Gaz sighed. "Jesus fucking Christ..."

Nik bit his lower lip and then opened his mouth to say something, but Price got there first, his voice low, rough and husky from his hiding place beneath his own desk. Probably from where he had just been gobbing off Nik's--no, no, for Gaz's own sanity he just couldn't finish that thought.

"Leave the report on the desk," Price growled.

"Yup, right, it's on the desk," Gaz replied, getting as close as he could to be able to chuck it on the keyboard without risking seeing Nik's cock next to his captain's face. "Have a, uh... a good..."

"Garrick," Price snapped.

"Right, yeah, going. Going."

Nik waved at him as he left but Gaz could do nothing more than cringe his way back into the corridor. Three for three. Fan-fucking-tastic.

There was no way he was getting any sleep after that. Gaz headed for the mess and a cup of tea. Maybe if he managed to dunk the biscuit properly, the day would stop fucking with him.

He was completely engaged in a thousand yard stare when Tav slid onto the bench opposite. Gaz gave him the side eye. "Surprised you can sit down."

Tav smirked. "Aye, s'taken some practice."

"Nope, no, no more. It's gonna take years of therapy, decades, to get over seeing that man's arse between your legs."

"Dunno what yer whinin' about, ah've got bruises from where the fecker dropped me."

Gaz snorted. "Good."

"Look, ah... ah came tae apologise. It weren't decent, an', uh..."

"Mate," Gaz sighed, slapping his hands on the table as he sat up. "The shit I've seen today, Ghost's pale arse ain't even the half of it." He scrubbed a hand over his jaw. "Do you fuck in there a lot?"

"Oh aye, and other places."

"Oh god..."

Gaz's eyes narrowed as Tav turned in his seat and extended a leg. That was an exit manoeuvre. Tav rolled his lips into his mouth, smirked, and then landed the killer blow. "Pretty sure we've done it in yer bunk."

"You cun--oi, c'mere you rat Scottish bastard!"

Tav fled cackling and Gaz followed with full intent to put a few more boot-shaped bruises on his arse. Perfect end to his no-good, terrible, very bad day.

[daisygirlwrites]

Do u have any tips on picking a call sign for a character?

i wasn't exactly sure how to properly answer this but here's the process and advice that i've gotten from pilots and military personnel.

i've been told that callsigns are always made up by other people and it usually involves with something embarrassing. callsigns are basically an inside joke between the person and the people they work with. and most importantly, it's something to help keep the person humble, to not let their ego go to their head.

for my first work that i've posted on here (Rookie Mistake), it serves as an origin story for why I named my oc Crash. in short, homegirl was thrown and crashed through a window.

examples from people i've talked to and reddit:

HASH - during a squad breakfast, one of them came in hungover, ate some hashbrowns and proceeded to throw it up in the parking lot, in front of the whole restaurant

ROBAT - Ran Over By A Truck

DUCKY - His first name is Pato

DJ WAR - Originally called Five Names cause this person had three middle names until someone figured out their initials spelled out DJWAR, hence the cooler name change

STASHE - used to compete in beard competitions before joining the military and overall took really good care of his mustache. Was almost called GROOMER but it got shot down quickly for obvious reasons.

i will also say this, if you give a really cool callsign for your character and backstory for the name, you absolutely can!

some extra thoughts:

a bunch of real life callsigns are acronyms and abbreviations

some callsigns are just silly and not as embarrassing

using the logic and process of callsigns being a picked inside joke, Simon's callsign as Ghost low key has to fucking suck. yeah it's cool that he was given it due to how he moves on the battle field. however, Simon Riley is technically dead, along with his family. in the comics, Tommy would scare him by wearing a skull mask. not only that, Simon was buried alive with the decaying corpse of his former commanding officer. wouldn't want a name that's basically a reminder of all the actual shitty stuff that happened to you.

Gaz makes sense cause it's a short form of his last name.

speaking of, using last names as callsigns are not uncommon. technically, Price's callsign is Bravo Six but everyone calls him by his last name.

Soap is kind of realistic in terms of how he gets his callsign, cause he's known to clean house (hella badass imo)

according to my husband, Bob (Baby on Board), Payback and Fanboy are the most realistic callsigns from Top Gun Maverick.

in short, calls signs are just really creative and sometimes really shitty nicknames. hope this helps!

[wannab-urs]

Outtakes - Long ass fics

AO3 | Kofi | Main Masterlist | The Spreadsheet Masterlist

Howdy folks!

Here's a list of fics I've read that are either over 100k words or have 20+ chapters.

Summaries and tags are, in most cases, provided by the author - please be sure to read them as some of these fics may have content you do not wish to read.

Pedro boys currently included are: Din Djarin, Frankie Morales, Javier Peña, Joel Miller, Dave York, Dieter Bravo, Oberyn Martell, Jack Daniels, and Pedro Across the Street + a Din x Joel fic (no reader insert)

updated 7/22/2024

Din Djarin

Starlight by LovelessDagger | 300k

Summary: Nothing ever truly dies. Not the Empire, not the dark, not her. The Mandalorian should know this, and somewhere deep down he does. Whether he cares is a different story. Consequences and the whole of them be damned.

Tags: Assassins & Hitmen, Enemies to Lovers, Slow Burn, Blood and Violence, Explicit Language. Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, Morally Ambiguous Character, OFC, Trauma, Found Family, Betrayal, Secrets, Touch-Starved Din Djarin, Filled with existential dread, Sexual Tension, Heavy symbolism, two idiots with family issues form a family, Past Child Abuse, Mutual Pining, Angst, Eventual Smut, Clones, Religious Imagery & Symbolism, Sith, Imperial Inquisitors, Secret Past, No one tells the truth, Metaphorical Addiction

I Only See Daylight by @millersdjarin | 141.6k

Summary: You’ve stayed in one place all this time, knowing that any move to leave could lead them to find you. When a Mandalorian and his child crash land on your home planet, you can't turn them away for help.

Tags: Smut, slow burn, post-canon, trauma, past emotional/physical abuse, relgious trauma, scars, negative self-image, found family, injury, heavy angst, fluff and love

A Fresh Start by @theidiotwhowritesthings | 140k

Summary: When you made plans for your future they never involved being hired by a Mandalorian to baby-sit his adorable, green gremlin of a child. However, after your life fell apart in the span of one disastrous night, you found it to be the only feasible option you had left. Nevarro was a far cry from Coruscant, but the thriving community turned out to be exactly what you needed. Every day you spend in Nevarro you fall more and more in love with your new life, but when your past rears its ugly head you find that perhaps peace wasn’t meant for everyone.

Tags: use of fake name, reader is hiding from a shady past, depressive symptoms, jealousy, pining, angst, hurt/comfort, medical trauma, nightmares, blood, injury, traumatic past, scars, slow burn, shooting training, sick child, fear and panic, canon typical violence, blackmailing, anxiety, self doubt, sexual tension, heavy petting, panic attack, male masturbation, arguing, mentions of alcohol and a bit of binge drinking, angst, people getting drunk, non descriptive torture, murder, fluff, mentions of death, non consensual groping of reader by a stranger, smut, oral f receiving

Stitches by @djarinsbeskar | 190k

Summary: What is a former combat medic to do when an injured Mandalorian stumbles upon her clinic one night on Klatooine?

Tags: Smut, action, fluff, angst, canon-typical violence

Beskar Doll by @justagalwhowrites | 232.4k

Summary: You have a knack for finding trouble, be it in the midst of Galactic Civil War or when trying to live the quiet life after getting out of the game. So when you're stuck fleeing your new home planet after pissing off the wrong people - again - there's only one person willing to take you: the Mandalorian. But after years of fighting faceless men, you're not the trusting type toward someone always wearing a helmet and the Mandalorian quickly suspects there's more to you than he knows.

Tags: Slow Burn, Enemies to Friends to Lovers, Canon-Typical Violence, Pre-Canon, Eventual Smut, Eventual Romance, Dry Humping, Torture, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, Mando'a Language (Star Wars), Protective Din Djarin, Touch-Starved Din Djarin, Din Djarin Removes the Helmet, Past Domestic Violence, Brat Tamer Din Djarin, Vaginal Fingering, Soft Din Djarin, POV Din Djarin, Hurt/Comfort, Fluff and Angst, Angst, Mandalorian Culture (Star Wars), Mutual Masturbation, Masturbation, Fluff, Fluff and Smut, PIV, Unsafe Sex, Consent King Din Djarin, Din Djarin's Helmet Stays on During Sex, Vaginal Sex, Din Djarin talks you through it, Making Love, Pregnancy

Best Kept Secret by @lincolndjarin | 188k

Summary: Married off to a prince on a planet that you hate? New husband doesn't know you, and doesn't want to know you? New husband gifts you a personal Mandalorian body guard as a wedding present? Mandalorian is a wiseass who won't leave you alone? Lucky you.

Tags: no y/n, Enemies to Lovers, Enemies to Friends to Lovers, Eventual Smut, Canon-Typical Violence, Princess!Reader, Arranged Marriage, bodyguard!din, Smut, Angst, Fluff and Angst, Eventual Happy Ending, Masturbation, Oral Sex, Glove Kink, Light Dom/sub, Switch Din Djarin, Switch Reader, Body Worship, Din Djarin Has a Breeding Kink, Hate Sex, Creampie, Sex Toys, Anal Play, Overstimulation, Multiple Orgasms, eventual pregnancy (right at the end)

Be-All and Endor by @djarins-cyare | 400k

Summary: Languishing in a dull and lonely existence on the forest moon of Endor after travelling there to help salvage Death Star wreckage, a nearly fatal encounter with a mysterious bounty hunter out in the forest heralds an opportunity to utilise long-forgotten skills and develop something more profound than you ever thought possible.

Tags: Slow Burn, Slow Build, Romance, Love, Sexual Tension, Eventual Smut, Smut, Sex, Sexual Content, Explicit Sexual Content, Fluff, Fluff and Smut, Fluff and Angst, Light Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Relationships, Healthy Relationships, Canon-Typical Violence, Blood and Injury, Dark Past, Additional Warnings In Author's Notes, Bounty Hunter Din Djarin, Soft Din Djarin, Touch-Starved Din Djarin, Din Djarin Needs a Hug, Smart Din Djarin, Soft Dominant Din Djarin, Ewok Species, Mandalorian Culture, Mando'a Language, New Razor Crest, Thoroughly Researched, Worldbuilding, No use of y/n.

A Place of Safety by The_InvisibleWoman (AO3) | 178k

Summary: Persuaded into picking up one last quarry on his way home, an exhausted Mandalorian is in no mood for you, but he slowly begins to think that things are not as they should be. You’ve been on the run for so long and you don’t even know who from, but when you are captured by the bounty hunter, you think it’s all over.

Tags: Smut, slow burn, protective!Din, touch starvation, Din Djarin's point of view, fluff, angst, mutual pining, enemies to friends to lovers, rescue, falling in love, flirting, close proximity, gentle kissing, gentle sex, cuddling, threats of sexual assault, attempted sexual assault, self harm, tickling, noncon

Wrest Pin by BalletOrchard (AO3) | 366k

Summary: “I can help you escape the planet,” Mando said sharply, “But I want information in return.” She looked up at him through the small hairs on her face and she whispered, sounding almost lost…As if she didn’t know what else to say… “I have no information.” Something Mando did not believe.

Tags: panic attacks, force sensitive!reader, unprotected PinV sex, smut, mando is a dick, angst, slow burn (romantically), touch starved!din, bickering, arguing, post season 1, fluff, ofc!evangeline, she like doesn’t get off the first time they fuck which i feel like is worth noting, feelings of regret, minor character death (evangeline’s whole fam), follows canon, mando lowkey keeping evangeline against her will but like she’s hiding from the empire so, near death experience(s), the helmet comes off, oral f receiving, blindfolding, shower sex

Somewhere Beautiful by @peetiespetals | 235k

Summary: You have been working as a slave since the demise of your people and destruction of your planet. A stranger passes through your life and you make a bid for freedom, thwarted by the very man who inspired you to reach for it. In a twist of fate, the two of you are thrown together and must learn how to live with each other as the lines between slave and master begin to blur. Can you really tell the difference between duty and devtion?

Tags: smut, fluff and smut, angst, rough sex, bdsm, abandonment, neglect, physical abuse, love stories, shower sex, mutual masturbation, dom/sub undertones, oral sex, shameless smut, praise kink, bondage, biting, slow burn, spanking, orgasm control, orgasm delay/denial, cock warming, master/slave, vaginal fingering, deep throating, breast worship, pussy spanking, ball play, public creampie, edging, anal sex, foot jobs, handcuffs, cock bondage, panties in mouth, aftercare, jealous din djarin, hurt/comfort, overstimulation, strong female characters, hurt no comfort, porn with plot, sexual tension, porn with feelings, canon typical violence, slow romance, fluff and angst, anxiety, manhandling, pov second person, vaginal sex, nipple play, dirty talk, hair pulling

I Think of You by @prolix-yuy | 107k

Summary: A Mandalorian and a woman spend a night together, neither expecting the other to return. But the galaxy works in mysterious ways and many years later, despite a mission and a Creed and the cruelty of their lives, they find each other again and begin a journey of their own.

Tags: graphic smut, drinking, smoking, dirty talk, The Helmet Stays On, safe PiV sex, drinking, suggestive language, canonical-typical violence. mentions of past sexual experiences, angst and yearning, female masturbation, grinding, descriptions of male and female bodies, illness (not graphic), fingering (f receiving), male masturbation, sexy massage, hand kink, mutual masturbation, fingers in mouths, semi-unprotected PiV sex, descriptions of injuries, blood, and medical-ish procedures, allusions to sexual acts, hurt/comfort

Tied by @radiowallet | 26 chapters

Summary: Dr. Din Djarin is the top cardiothoracic surgeon in his field. His work is meticulous, his judgment unquestionable. And then he get’s a new first assist, who couldn’t give two shits about anyone’s reputation.

Tags: Smut, Cursing, Graphic violence, some questionable power dynamics.

Take Me to Church by @frannyzooey | 31 chapters

Summary: Set in a brothel in the late 1800’s in the Wild West, you’ve only been working there for a month when Din Djarin shows up. A bounty hunter who makes stops into town between jobs, he is known at the inn for his generous appetite and demanding preferences. Asking for you one night, he is pleased to learn you are well suited for him: your sweet nature soothing to his gruff temperament and surprising him with your ability to handle his rougher tastes. Demanding that you be made available to him every time he is in town, neither one of you is ready for where this request leads.

Tags: MFF, oral sex (female/male receiving), vaginal sex, dirty talk, mentions of murder, rope play, mutual masturbation, idk man lots of smut

Losing My Religion by @oonajaeadira | 108k

Summary: A Mandalorian comes looking for you with an assignment from an old friend, sending you on a mission and a union that you both need.

Tags: Smut, canon-typical violence, post-season two canon, reader is force sensitive, alternating point of view, angst, fluff, yearning, mind control, injuries, mourning a lost spouse, alcohol, feelings of betrayal, touch starvation, implied masturbation, kissing, bounty hunter kink, grinding and fingering, Mando'a language

A Shade That's New by FallenFern (AO3) | 111k

Summary: After Mando and Grogu part he goes back to bounty hunting. But its not enough. Desperate to feel again Mando accepts a more dangerous line of work. He joins your small crew on a new job, putting you in close proximity wether you like it or not. Wary of anyone, especially Mandalorians, you try to keep him at arms length. After all, anyone and everyone could be an enemy and you were going to treat him like one.Yeah, thats lasts long…

Tags: OFC!Shade, described as smaller than Mando, curly or wavy hair, able bodied, can blush/flush, Alternating 2nd Person POV. Smut, making shit up, not canon, after grogu and AU, emotional pain, plot with porn, enemies to lovers, slow burn, trauma, sexual tension, action and romance, blood and injury, blood kink, the helmet stays on, but it also comes off, blindfold, light bondage, sexual assualt, threats of rape (not by Mando), praise kink, begging, semi public sex, blaster kink, cock warming, daddy mando, oral sex (f and m receiving), smut marathon, I’ll kill anyone that touches you trope, demanding mando, comfort sex, minor character death, betrayal, mando to the rescue, revenge, reunion sex, say my name trope, edge play, rough sex, throat grabbing but not exactly choking

Scars and All by plaidamoosette (AO3) | 123k

Summary: Hidden away in the desert land of Jakku, you are slowly chipping away at the debt that you and your mother had accumulated following the death of your father to the horrible Denga Niima. But, after the recent passing of your mother, the debt has fallen on your shoulders. Using your skills as a mechanical engineer, you accumulate wealth for your slave master in the hopes that one day you will be free. Free to explore and live as your parents had always wished for you. But things change when you meet a certain bounty hunter when he comes to you to repair his ship. But, nothing is as it seems, and as the lies that were built around your life begin to crumble, you find yourself sucked into a journey of truth, betrayal, and... love.

Tags: Slow Burn, Friends to Lovers, Eventual Romance, Eventual Smut, Canon-Typical Violence, Angst, Drama, Deceased Parents, Indentured Servitude, Soft Din Djarin, Soft Dominant Din Djarin, POV Alternating, Din Djarin Removes the Helmet, Protective Din Djarin, Intimidation, Male Masturbation, Touch-Starved, Loss of Virginity, MC doesn't know how to take care of herself, Female Masturbation, Burried Trauma, Readers knows how to fight back, Mandalorians (Star Wars), Mandalorian Culture & Customs (Star Wars), Some Canon material, A whole lot of other made up stuff

Back to You by @kyberblade | 231k

Summary: You’ve been friends with Mando for years, and he drops by your hole in the wall bar from time to time to catch up. This time, however, he’s carrying an extra little green passenger with him. They are on the run, which is unsettling because Mando doesn’t run from things. Things run from him. A tracking fob, a dead body, and a confession later, all three of you set out to help the child find it’s kind. (Aka: a really typical Din x Force Sensitive reader plot, but instead of the going from stiff scary Mando to friendly Mando it’s gonna kinda go the opposite way. Not in a bad way but she’s gonna finally get to see what exactly he was running from all those times he came back to see her.)

Tags: Fluff, Fluff and Angst, Domestic Fluff, Fluff and Humor, Angst, Humor, Friends to Lovers, Introspection, Friendship, Friendship/Love, Romantic Friendship, Emotions, Grogu | Baby Yoda Being a Little Shit, Din Djarin Needs a Hug, Protective Din Djarin, Good Parent Din Djarin, Soft Din Djarin, Force-Sensitive Reader, Feelings, Feelings Realization, Spicy thoughts, but no smut

Frankie Morales

Between the Raindrops by Jazzelsaur (AO3) | 148k

Summary: Two lives fall apart, then together. A journey told in parts and pieces. Frankie’s life is coming apart at the seams, when Ellie, a widow facing her own share of struggles, moves in next door. Together they find friendship, healing, and something more.

Tags: Widowed reader, divorced frankie, neighbors to friends to lovers, grief, mourning, angst, masturbation, pining, allusions to sex, eventual smut, slow burn, past drug use, alcohol, infertility, miscarriage mention, ptsd, handjobs, oral sex, smut, food, strained friendships, healing, allusions to verbal abuse, angst with a happy ending, idiots in lovedivorced!Frankie, widow!OC/reader, no one has kids, slow burn with great spicy scenes, smut! with plot

Sex Worker!Frankie AU by @prolix-yuy | 21 chapters

Summary: You’d never thought you’d be sitting on a hotel room bed, phone to your ear as you waited for someone on the other end to pick up. After a messy divorce you wanted something to ease the pain of loneliness. That something just happens to be the most gorgeous man you’ve ever seen, even if you had to pay for him.

Tags: Sex Worker!Frankie, implied other Triple Frontier Boys!Sex Workers, watch me make up shit about sex work, descriptions of male and female bodies, oral sex (F receiving), like super descriptive oral (there might be over 2500 words dedicated to Frankie’s talents), female masturbation, fingering (f receiving), safe PiV sex, a touch of Feral Frankie, one ass slap, fingers in mouths, some angst and feelings sprinkled in there for flavor.

Frankie Morales Box Set by @frannyzooey | 20 chapters

Summary: A series of one shots in which Frankie Morales shows you just how much he likes movie night.

Tags: oral, PIV, cum eating, hand job, cockwarming, mutual masturbation, dirty talk, thigh riding, dry humping, lots of other shit

Javier Peña

Lie to Me by @iamskyereads | 151.8k

Summary: A recent transfer to the DEA from the FBI makes you a target of hazing from your co-workers. Choosing to forget your bad first day at a bar puts you on a path towards meeting a new acquaintance. An expert on deception and psychological profiling, you are adept at catching liars. What happens when an increasingly stressful work environment begins to test the limits of your personal life and the one man at the center of it all, Javier Peña? Afterall, everybody lies about something. But how many are you keeping from yourself?

Tags: An AU of Season 3 of Narcos.Language, Alcohol/Drinking, Smoking, POV Switches, assholery, office pranks/hazing, hatin on the FBI and the DEA too, but we all hate on the CIA the most, Praise Kink, Dirty Talk, thigh grinding, PIV sex, soft Javi, Pining, Sexual Frustration, Use of A Sex Toy, Edging, Oral Sex, Canon-Typical Violence, Guns, police raids, Parallel plots to the show, Smut, sloppy blowjobs, Shower Sex, Social Anxiety, Nightmares, Rough Sex, spitting, Semi-Public Sex, Office Sex, Love in an Elevator, death of background characters, kidnapping of background characters, Shootouts, Masturbation, Breeding Kink, discussions of fertility, kink negotiations, Spanking, Brat behavior, Mild D/s vibes, Creampie, Religious Imagery & Symbolism, Sex in a Church, Unprotected Sex, TacVest!Javi, Orgasm Denial, Angst with a Happy Ending, Period-Typical Sexism, Hospital, scar, accident of background characters, historical classism/sexism/racism, Grief/Mourning, Body Insecurities, Cockwarming, threats of kidnapping reader, light teasing, Flirting

Learning to Live by @wheresarizona | 382k

Summary: While grocery shopping, you happen across a handsome man confused by some produce. Coming to his aid leads to an invitation for drinks, and next thing you know, you’re falling head over heels for Javier Peña—a good man who has trouble believing he is. Sparks fly when you meet and ignite an insatiable need that you both try to fight for the sake of taking things slow; Javi determined to do things right by you. The problem is, the two of you only have so much self-control.

Tags: Post-Colombia and Narcos S3, Story Starts in June 1998.POV Alternating, Soft Javier Peña, Meet-Cute, First Dates, Javier Peña Needs a Hug, Whirlwind Romance, Javier Getting the Love and Happiness He Deserves, Javier Is Stubborn At First, Javier Peña in Love, Javier Being a Consent King, Multiple Orgasms, Vaginal Fingering, Dirty Talk, Praise Kink, Hand Jobs, Come Eating, Phone Sex, Mutual Masturbation, Vaginal Sex, Creampie, Cunnilingus, Blow Jobs, Edgeplay, Body Worship, Shower Sex, Biting Javis Butt, Deepthroating, Biting, Javier Coming So Hard His Soul Leaves His Body, Spanking, Car Sex, Dry Humping, Public Thigh Riding, Face-Sitting, Dirty Dancing, Post-Sex Smoking, Aftercare, Feelings, Fluff, Domestic Fluff, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Slow Dancing, Protective Javier Peña, Jealous Javier Peña, Getting Tipsy With Javier, Javier In Grey Sweatpants, Alcohol, Small Towns, Food, Road Trips, Post-Canon, Face-Fucking, Breeding, Rimming, Anal Play, Romantic Comedy, Cockwarming, Grief/Mourning, past relationship trauma, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, Unhealthy Coping Mechanisms, Horseback Riding, Love Confessions, Miscommunication, Arguing, Angst with a Happy Ending, Period-Typical Sexism, Canon Typical Drug Talk, Nude Photos, Overstimulation, Dysfunctional Family

Just Dumb Enough to Try by @whatsnewalycat | 108k

Summary: In 1993, you met Javier Peña in San Antonio. You made an emotional and physical connection with him. Now it’s 1998 and you’re starting a new chapter of life in Laredo with your fiancé. And who else walks back into the picture, but the man who left you high and dry five years ago.

Tags: alcohol use, Binge Drinking, Swearing, Recreational Drug Use, Cigarettes, Voyeurism, Smut, Bisexual main character, Touch-Starved, Female Masturbation, Vaginal Sex, Unprotected Sex, Dirty Talk, Teasing, Flirting, Mutual Pining, Cheating, Infidelity, Sexual Tension, Attempt at Humor, Soft Javier Peña, Movie Nerd Shit, use of daddy in a sexual context, Vulnerable Javier Peña, Angst and Feels, Family Issues, Mostly Post Season 3, Existential Crisis, Banter, Mental Health Issues, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, friends to lovers to friends to lovers, Emotional/Psychological Abuse, Fluff and Humor, Oral Sex, Slow Burn, No beta idk I just got here, Fluff and Smut, Not Canon Compliant, Impact Play, Pain Kink, Domestic Violence, Praise Kink, Unplanned Pregnancy, Breeding Kink, Blood and Violence, Mild Gore, Kidnapping

Joel Miller

Feelings on Fire by @joelscruff | 110k

Summary: Back from school for the summer and staying with your devout Catholic parents, you ask Joel Miller to teach you guitar as an act of rebellion. Turns out, there's a lot more that he wants to teach you too...

Tags: Smut, age gap (reader is in her 20s, Joel is in his mid 50s), inexperienced/virgin reader, loss of virginity, corruption, mentions of religion/Catholicism, praise kink, pet names (babygirl, sweetheart, darling), dirty talk, masturbation, unprotected penetrative vaginal sex, creampies, cumplay, oral sex (female and male receiving), exhibitionism, size kink

Lavender by @justagalwhowrites | 253k

Summary: You're a college student in Austin, Texas, who gets a summer job nannying Sarah Miller. It's not long before her dad sees you as more than a babysitter - or more than a friend. But life - and an apocalypse - have other plans.

Tags: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death, Pre-Canon, Friends to Lovers, Protective Joel, Parent Joel, Joel is Bad at Feelings, Soft Joel, Fluff and Smut, Fluff, Angst, Smut, Vaginal Sex, Oral Sex, Loss of Virginity, Miscarriage, Sexual Coercion

Closer by @beardedjoel | 193k

Summary: you are staying with your parents, helping them move into their new house in austin. what happens when joel miller, the attractive neighbor you've been eyeing obsessively starts to show you some much wanted attention?

Tags: smut, age difference (joel is 42 and reader is 25), porn with some plot, inexperienced reader, soft!dom joel, boyfriend! joel, possessive! joel, mutual masturbation, rough sex, spanking, creampie, unprotected piv, oral (m + f receiving), dirty talk, overstimulation kink, praise kink, so many pet names it’s not even funny, consensual somnophilia, cockwarming

Yearling by @justagalwhowrites | 186k (as of ch 27)

Summary: After years of surviving in the wilds of Wyoming after the cordyceps outbreak, you find yourself in Jackson. It's a town filled with friendly faces and the kind of world you hardly remember, let alone can connect with or understand. But one man - Joel Miller, another loner, like you - makes you think that trying to find your place in society again might be worth it.

Tags: Slow Burn, Hurt/Comfort, Protective Joel, Parent Joel, Angst, Soft Joel, Smut, Eventual Smut, Eventual Romance, Past Sexual Abuse, Friends to Lovers

Hot and Heavy by @tieronecrush | 130k

Summary: Over the course of three summers, Joel Miller has become woven into the fabric of your life. You nanny his daughter, sneaking around in an illicit love affair. You keep coming home, and he keeps coming back to you. The last summer, you're home with no plans of leaving—and Joel seeks you out again. What chances do you have?

Tags: Neighbor!Joel, age gap, canon-divergence, no outbreak, alcohol consumption, mentions of food, pet names (sweetheart), familial and self pressure, reader is in college, nanny!reader, smut

Dave York

Notes on Tutoring by @honestly-shite | 189.9k

Summary: Mr. York becomes your new classical guitar tutor in your final year at music college. A dark, mysterious man, you struggle to get a read on him but that doesn’t stop you from finding many ways to push his buttons.

Tags: Smut, alternate universe, music college, age gap, teacher/student relationship, slow burn, PiV sex, power dynamics, angst, pining, alcohol and drinking

Dieter Bravo

Recovery Road by @chronically-ghosted | 108k

Summary: Dieter Bravo is on his last chance. Six months out of a two year stint in rehab, his marriage on the rocks, and his starlight fading, he reunites with an old director friend on a project that might save his career and his personal life in a single go. Enter Natalie Lorraine, his new enigmatic co-star. Together, they go on to lead a film that comes to define a generation – and are both mysteriously absent the night the film receives an Oscar for Best Picture. Their reasons for missing such a landmark event are their own.

Tags: Smut, age gap (Dieter is 35, reader is 22), drug usage, alcohol, smoking, infidelity, discussions of addiction and withdrawal, toxic relationships, masturbation, pining, angst, anxiety and anxiety attacks, mental illness, bad coping mechanisms, named reader, descriptions of reader's hair, bi!Dieter

Psychomanteum by @whatsnewalycat | 132.7k

Summary: You’ve recently taken on the customer-facing responsibilities of the small-scale cannabis bakery you and your late husband ran out of your apartment, which introduces you to occasional customer, Dieter Bravo. A friendship is sparked when you realize you have something in common: you’ve both died. What Dieter doesn’t tell you about his near-death experience, though, is that it foretold his life with you.

Tags: Smut (including - alternating power dynamics, consensual unprotected sex, penetrative vaginal sex, oral sex, anal sex), gried, alternating point of view, physical descriptions of OFC (including - tattoos, scars, being lifted by Dieter), drug use (including - smoking cannabis and consuming edibles, dropping acid, drinking alcohol, cocaine and morphine use), substance abuse, addiction, fame & paparazzi, canon divergent, suicidal thoughts and planning, divorce, near-death experiences, Bi4Bi romance, supernatural elements, ghosts and psychomanteums, spirituality, drag performance, long-distance relationship, friends to lovers dynamic, OFC is infertile, familial and relationship trauma - please refer to chapters for all warnings.

For the Love of Horror by @coulsons-fullmetal-cellist | 80 chapters

Summary: Dieter meets and falls in love with someone who absolutely loves horror films. The problem is, he's a big scaredy cat!

Tags: loose fit series, series of one shots and drabbles, tags on each chapter

Oberyn Martell

In Name Only by @forever-rogue | 21 chapters

Summary: Reader, the only daughter of late Lord and Lady Beesbury, is sent off to be married to Prince Oberyn Martell. After having been parted from her first love by her horrid mother, she refuses to marry a man she does not know or love and be pushed into a life of misery. But after threat of being cut off from everything she knew and loved, she finds herself leaving her home in Honeyholt and arriving in Sunspear, married to the Prince. Being the charming and kind Prince he is, Oberyn promises her that it does not have to be a true marriage, it can be a marriage in name only. Little does the newly anointed Lady Martell know, that being married to the Prince is so much more than she bargained for.

Tags: Smut, language, fluff, kissing, period-typical misogyny, angst, sensual touching, mentions of violence and injury, discussions of pregnancy, mentions of death

Jack "Whiskey" Daniels

Down the Rabbit-Hole by @absurdthirst, @wardenparker | 208k

Summary: When Jack accidentally shoots a civilian on a mission he takes on not only the guilt of the man’s death, but inherits his soulmate as well. To you, it’s a dream job with more perks than you can imagine - but for Jack it’s a nightmarish complication. Even more so when he starts to develop feelings.

Tags: mentions of deceased spouse, a lot of food and alcohol consumption, family recipes, age gap, cursing, Canon typical violence, Death, gun use, angst, Jack has a temper and Tequila has a dumb first name, Making Out, a bit of groping, heavy flirting, sexy shower time, a whole truck load of anger, Fisticuffs, a bunch of angry people being upset with each other, Kidnapping, Torture, burning victim with cigarettes, Broken Bones, a whole lot of gun pointing and talk about murder, medicine by injection, oral sex (f and m receiving), Outdoor Sex, Public Sex, Unprotected Sex, Vaginal Sex, Cream Pie, Cum Play, Anxiety, Accidental Hurt, panic attack (symptoms based on my own personal experiences), intrusive/racing thoughts, physical symptoms of anxiety, Hurt/Comfort, Angst, Guilt, Possible Unwanted Pregnancy, Lies, Nausea/Illness, Talk of Abortion, canon typical injuries, Family Planning, Mentions of Sex Toys, Lingerie, Spanking, rough sex, Flirty and somewhat explicit banter, Pregnancy, Discussion of symptoms, Mood Swings, cemetery/deceased loved ones, speaking to deceased loved ones

Pedro Across The Street (Calls)

Good. Things. Take. Time. by @oonajaeadira | 22 chapters

Summary: PATS is a massage therapist with special services. Or so he claims. He gives you a three-hour session you’re both going to enjoy.

Tags: Explicit marathon wall to wall smut, masseuse!PATS, sex worker!PATS.

Din Djarin x Joel Miller

Cosmic Oddities by fromthewhales (AO3) | 106k

Summary: Turning a clan of two into a clan of four and asking the very important, albeit unhinged question: What if space dad and apocalypse dad were Weird About Each Other?

Tags: parental bonding, parallels, angst, everyone has issues, everyone needs a hug, touch starved din djarin, injuries, strangers to ??? to lovers, smashing the space western and the zombie western together like 2 ken dolls, trauma, crack-fic adjacent at times, hurt/comfort, soft not super explicit smut, self harm, found family, din djarin eventually removes the helmet, blindfold, long distance relationship, survivors guilt, angst with a happy ending, non sexual intimacy, it gets worse before it gets better, alcohol mention, game II canon divergent — but boy does it come close, canon typical violence, minor character death, major character injury, bi!din djarin, bi!joel miller

Various

The Infinity Cube by @littlemisspascal | 20 chapters

Summary: When you play with a strange cube, you’re transported out of your current reality with your boyfriend Marcus into brand new ones starring alternate versions of your boyfriend who look and act entirely different every time. With each encounter, you start to wonder if you’ll ever make it back to your real universe?

Tags: language, fluff, angst

[thewertsearch]

Ask Comp 17/7

@shelbybunny asked: a note most people havent noticed from my observations: kanaya tied eridans cape around her stomach wound

Kanaya absorbs the fashion sense of anyone she slays. She's basically a goth Kirby.

@deshah asked: I have caught up on reading your live blog just as you reach one of my favorite action sequences! Kanaya is brilliant and I am so excited that you are reaching this point in her story. On an Aradia note: I think that you should listen to '(kind of) still alive' and 'Almost There' Aradia version (in that order) because feels. You have motivated me to listen to homestuck parodies again. Not to mention revisit my (many, many) homestuck crossovers… Thanks for the liveblog, it is so much fun! Also i saw your recommendation list was missing hemostuck which is just such a shame. I think it constitutes spoilers? Although it is very AU. That one is by roachpatrol and urbanAnchorite on ao3. Also! Space Bro by JumpingJackFlash, also on ao3 (definitely spoilers) there's even a song about that one! I hope these are okay to send? I'm not 100% on the etiquette. Anonymous asked: howdy wert! dunno if you answer stuff on this blog still but I figured it wasn't fit for the main one -- in your long break, did you check out any of the various media recommended to you? :0 (<- totally didn't recommend something and definitely isn't now wondering if you read/liked it, unlikely as it may be with the long list of recs)

I've added them all to the list! Feel free to recommend anything else, too - but I probably won't get to any Homestuck fics for a long time, since they're a bit of a spoiler minefield.

So far, the only recommendation I've followed up on was Hollow Knight - and I'm glad I did. I've played it, like, three times now. If your own recommendation isn't a Homestuck fic, let me know!

@segfaultvicta asked: i just found your liveblog and I've been doing nothing but reading it since. i have no idea if it's complete, if it's stalled out somewhere, or if it's ongoing, or when it started; i have deliberately kept all of this information from myself, i just hope that regardless of anything else your asks are still on so i can tell you how absolutely fucking MAGNIFICENT your analysis is and how much of a joy it's been to read. bravo. <3 @segfaultvicta asked: there are so many things that you're correctly understanding, or at least digging into at the right level and with the correct approach vector, that it took me MONTHS of puzzling out and later information to grok, and i'm good at this kind of nonsense. it's WILDLY impressive even if/when you are barking up the wrong cosmic apple tree. this liveblog continues to be an utter delight.

Hell yeah. Welcome to the show!

It's a great motivator, knowing that there are people having this much fun with the blog. Sometimes, on quiet days, I'll notice my notification counter is ticking up by a couple of notes a minute or so - and 90% of the time, that means someone's just discovered the blog, and they're binging the whole thing.

That's so cool, I don't even have the words! I look up to binge-worthy livebloggers!

Anonymous asked: Vriska really do be the kinda person who's like "I love a woman who can kick my ass." She probably only saw Kanaya as a potential matesprit after she proved herself powerful. Before that, she likely didn't view her as one because she saw her more like a harmless 'mcfussy fangs'.

You could have had it all, Vriska - if you'd only turned to look at her.

Truly, you are your own worst enemy.

Anonymous asked: I'd like to just adress the fact that Eridan, the troll who had 'aspirations' of killing every troll below him on the hemospectrum, only permanently killed the SINGLE troll that was above him on the hemospectrum. Good job, Ampora! ~DJ @manorinthewoods asked: It's comical how pathetic Eridan was. He seems to have power but it's always immensely fragile. Pathetic in life, pathetic in death, pathetic in ancestry. It's no surprise that his final step in the dance is to be sawed in two to prove Kanaya means business. ~LOSS (20/6/24)

Dude took more Ls than a Countdown contestant. Seeing Feferi confront him in the Bubbles is sure to be cathartic, and I, for one, cannot wait.

@manorinthewoods asked: Who the hek coded Trollian. ~LOSS (2/7/24)

That's Sahlee's endgame, naturally. My fic will be as self-fulfilling as Homestuck proper.

@bladekindeyewear asked: Quote you: "You Want An Auspistice? Then I’ll Give Your Legs Some Space From Your FUCKING TORSO" Funnily enough, on Andrew Hussie's ask blog back then, he ALSO jokingly described this well-justified murder as Kanaya auspisticizing between Eridan's upper and lower torso, after forcibly auspisticizing her way through the rest of the showdown members. "Putting Space between them" is a nice added pun of you though!

Hehe. I didn't originally intend to make an Aspect pun, but I noticed after I'd written it, and decided to leave it in.

Anonymous asked: "If the Bubbles do preserve doomed souls, then we might also run into […] the Jade he couldn’t save. That’s a pair of ghosts I’d be very interested to meet." Are we sure a doomed Incipisphere would have resulted in a doomed timeline on Earth for Jade to die in? Dave and Rose said as soon as John went off to die, they never heard from Jade OR THE TROLLS again. Karkat told John during ectobiology that Earth was a divorced temporal context from the kids' game outside of chat/timing convenience.

Yeah, I think there's a decent chance of that. It was weird that the stranded Future Jade never tried to contact her co-players, and one of the simplest answers was that she'd simply stopped existing. I live in hope, though!

@elkian asked: A really interesting thing I've noticed about Homestuck (lampshaded by Hussie's commentary) is how often the perspective switches away from fights, usually so smoothly or jokingly it's not obvious. I've heard the Hobbit/LotR books do something similar. We don't see Bro die, his opponent becomes unkillable by him and he's dead a few pages later. The Trolls' Black King, the Guardians' deaths, etc. It's a very interesting narrative choice. @elkian asked: belated followup to last ask ig - not sure what the given reason was but I think Hussie avoids showing us fights with foregone conclusions unless there's a good story reason. We know the trolls beat their BK before we even met all the trolls (and obscuring that fight lets Hussie pull fun things like the Bard of Rage reveal). Vriska vs Tavros was never in his favor, but it meant something for their character development so we saw it, etc.

Yeah, I really liked how this was done with Bro, specifically.

Cutting away from this confrontation highlighted how completely pointless it would be to depict it. We all know what happened here, and seeing it happen would give us no new information. Bro, like any mortal, was instantly one-tapped.

Besides - we saw the end of that fight.

It ended right here.

Anonymous asked: its funny how dd, the character associated with diamonds, is textually implied to be jack’s moirail ‘lousy dignitary, keeping your murderous tendencies in check’ Anonymous asked: I feel like you probably noticed this and just didn't say anything, but it's still so hilarious to me how clear it is that Andrew Hussie knew exactly what he was doing showing us the walkie-talkie scene just now with DD and his diamond card suit symbol "keeping [Jack's] murderous impulses in check"!

Damn, I actually didn't pick up on that. It's consistent with the rest of the Crew, though - Hearts is a romantic shipper, and Slick is all about hate. It seems CD is destined to become a mediator.

@mhafanlol2000 asked: What do you think LE looks like?

Occam's Razor would suggest he's a Felt creature - but since Jade would be 'terrified' by his true name, I suspect he's actually someone we've already heard of. After all, Jade would have no reason to be terrified of a name she doesn't recognize.

Anonymous asked: what if sburb is modded minecraft

tired: joining the wertsearch gigasession wired: joining the wertsearch minecraft server

Anonymous asked: Oh yeah we've all be there, I remember one time I got really obsessed with tinkercraft, not cause of the actual crafting system, but because of the furnace, and decided I Must build a furnace from bedroom to build height and fill it up

Update: I've built two nuclear reactors so far, for fusion and fission respectively. Between them, they produce a gargantuan amount of power, but that's only secondary to their main function - namely, antimatter production. Once I get that sorted out, we'll be, like, 5% of the way to the AllTheMods Star, which will finally allow me to make Creative Mode items.

Then we're starting on the Gregstar. If you don't know about the Gregstar, you don't want to know about the Gregstar.

[just2bubbly]

ab kal ke match ka heartfelt ramble ka waqt aaya hai honestly there's sm energy in me and it has to go somewhere, I'm gonna start off with the tournament as a whole, because some teams like Afghanistan and South Africa do deserve their appreciation as well. They both managed to do what their own teams before then failed to- playing a final and semi-final is a feat worth achieving ✨🙌🏻 and they managed to do it. We saw some good old West Indies back and that brought back a sense of childhood who had seen the likes of DJ Bravo and Chris Gayle play. Now as a fellow indian, seeing the Australian being defeated by Afghanistan and then later us 🥳 only to pin down their hope on Bangladesh- IT FELT SO SURREAL, LIKE YES BITCH CUMMINS THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING SO RUDE (and 19 Nov ka badla hum toh Aussies se bohot baar lenge, with dugna lagaan)

Ind vs Eng, was the ultimate banger for me, the whole transition from a 10 wicket loss to 10 wicket haul was just amazing!! And sometimes we Indians forget the essence of our own bowlers in our team, but this wc was all about bowlers (ours and other countries)- after the ipl bashing, this entire month must have felt so hopeful to them. We got so many players like Bumrah, Maharaja, Rashid Khan, Naveen-ul-Haq defending low scoring matches- these matches that kept us as audience on edge. What a beautiful time to be a skilled bowler!

Now coming to yesterday, as a person that had nothing against South Africa as such but only had love for India- I deeply feel sorrow for your loss. I guess, we Indians know better than anyone how it feels to win all matches and then lose the final. I believe, your captain Markram is gonna do the magic our Rohit Sharma did last night. You just have to believe in him!

And to my beautiful Men in Blue- kal toh dil jeet liya 🥹🙌🏻 Everyone had been so worked up in the entire tournament. All of 11 players deserved the world cup, especially those that had played the 19 Nov. Last night's match was taking my breath away every over, it was so suspenseful and thriller and in the words of Sidhu "yeh match nazuk dil walo ke liye nahi hai" and it definitely wasn't and Bapu tumne toh humari jaan leli kal with that over (jeet mei sab maaf hai) but thank you Sky for taking the catch which people will talk about 10 years from now and thank you Hardik for not breaking our trust in that last over (Rohit did kiss you on behalf of 1.5 billion people yesterday 😚) but more than thank you to Captain that ended the trophy draught and thank you to the Coaches! ❤️

To Rahul Dravid, who was so intense yesterday- Indiranagar ka gunda jag gaya kal full 🥹😂 but thank you so much for making us what we are!! We are going to miss you so much 🫂🥹 and to Rohit and Kohli, we aren't sure if t20i will ever be same without you.

to the indian cricket team, WE ARE SO FUCKING PROUD OF YOU!! 💙🇮🇳

[alexjcrowley]

Piloti di Formula 1: edizione rapimento Moro. Ovvero: come reagirebbero i piloti della griglia 2024 a guidare la Renault 4 in cui era stato rapito lo statista Aldo Moro. Leggere a discrezione della propria sensibilità.

Max Verstappen: il tempo di prepararsi un caffè, e Max è già tornato alla base delle BR. L'unico problema è che attacca una pippa di due ore su tutti i problemi della Renault: sospensione fottuta, motore ridicolo, aerodinamica imbarazzante. Poi parte con l'elogio della RB19 mentre cerca in rubrica il numero di Newey, perché senza di lui si rifiuta di far parte del team. La polizia invade il covo delle BR il giorno dopo perché Max stava streammando da lí una gara di sim racing. Prima di essere arrestato, Max riceve un telegramma da Jos che lo insulta perché poteva andare più veloce in curva e risparmiare un paio di secondi durante il rapimento.

Sergio "Checo" Perez: con evidenti difficoltà, dopo un'ora circa Perez è rientrato alla base. Il ritardo è dovuto ad un tamponamento con Kevin Magnussen, che appena ha visto Perez in strada ha rubato un motorino parcheggiato davanti a un punto SNAI solo per andargli a sbattere contro. La Renault è ammaccata e ha uno sportello distrutto. Aldo Moro è morto a causa di una commozione celebrale a seguito dell'impatto con Magnussen, le BR hanno perso il loro ostaggio e non hanno più modo di ricattare il governo. Tuttavia, Perez viene ugualmente riconfermato come pilota per i prossimi due anni perché "tiene famiglia".

Charles Leclerc: stava andando tutto bene, finchè il motore non ha deciso di andare in panne nel bel mezzo della strada. Charles telefona alla base delle BR lamentando il problema, ma l'unica risposta che ottiene é "We are checking". Inoltre, per qualche motivo la macchina ha le catene e le ruote da neve in primavera. Mentre la macchina è ferma, le passano davanti quattro gatti neri. Charles si mette a piangere e picchiare sul volante gridando "Why am I so unlucky?". Aldo Moro tenta di consolarlo dal bagagliaio. Alla fine è costretto a chiamare un carro attrezzi per ritirare l'auto. Moro viene scoperto nel bagagliaio. Charles viene sottoposto a interrogatorio e viene fuori che era convinto che le BR fossero una sottodivisione della Ferrari in quanto rosse. Riesce a corrompere gli ufficiali con delle confezioni di gelato LEC e se la dà a gambe, a piedi: così è sicuro che non ci siano imprevisti tecnici.

Carlos Sainz: la guida prosegue inizialmente liscia, Carlos spara a volume altissimo Smooth Operator della radio per coprire i lamenti di Moro. Tuttavia, al momento di fare il pieno, un agente segreto delle BR che era appostato alla pompa di benzina per fare sì che nessun estraneo vedesse e riconoscesse il volto di Carlos riempe il serbatoio col diesel invece che la benzina. Le BR sono costrette a chiamare un carro attrezzi e Moro viene scoperto nel bagagliaio, a Carlos tocca la galera. Si scopre che l'incidente era programmato per togliere dalle palle Carlos, così che possa subentrare Hamilton.

Lando Norris: ignorando la raccomandazione alla discrezione, Lando si presenta davanti alla casa di Moro sparando a mille i suoi pezzi da DJ dalla radio della Renault. Chiama Moro "muppet" cinque volte e prima di riuscire a mettere a moto la macchina deve calmarsi dal ridere perché "la situa è troppo assurda bro". Arriva alla base senza troppi imprevisti, ma dopo 5 minuti arriva anche la polizia che lo ha facilmente seguito grazie agli giganteschi sticker fluorescenti con il suo logo che Lando ha attaccato alla macchina.

Oscar Piastri: è letteralmente Baby Driver di Edgar Wright. La polizia non lo ferma mai perché c'ha troppo la faccia da bravo ragazzo. Mentre guida taglia la strada a Carlos Sainz che si mette a inseguirlo gridandogli dal finestrino che doveva dargli la precedenza, cabrón. L'inseguimento alla Fast and Furious si interrompe quando alla macchina di Carlos si buca una ruota, Oscar scuote la testa mormorando "Classic Carlos". Moro viene consegnato alla base delle BR senza ulteriori problemi. Dopo questa felice collaborazione, le BR provano ad ingaggiare Oscar per un altro colpo, considerandolo ormai parte della squadra. La sua risposta è una missiva contenente la seguente dichiarazione: I understand that, without my agreement, Brigate Rosse have put out a statement this afternoon that I am driving for them next year. This is wrong and I have not signed a contract with BR for 1979. I will not be driving for BR next year.

Lewis Hamilton: nonostante la manomissione del sedile e del motore da parte dell'ex capo Toto Wolff, Hamilton riesce ad arrivare sotto casa di Moro, che quasi si imbarazza alla presenza del 7 volte campione del mondo britannico e si scusa che lo abbiano scomodato per il rapimento di uno statista qualunque. Insomma, Hamilton meriterebbe come minimo un presidente della repubblica! Ma il britannico sorride educatamente e lo tranquillizza, ringraziandolo per i complimenti e la stima. Viene fermato dalla polizia che lo vede bere al volante, ma il disguido è presto spiegato: si tratta della tequila analcolica di sua produzione, spiega Hamilton con un occhiolino. Ne lascia un paio di bottiglie ai poliziotti insieme a un autografo e va per la sua strada. Tutto sembra andare liscio, finché non incontra ad un incrocio Nico Rosberg. Istintivamente, si lancia in una corsa senza pietà che si conclude con Nico e e Lewis che si tamponano a vicenda. Moro approfitta della confusione per uscire dal bagagliaio e scappare. Appena uscito dall'auto, Nico tenta di intervistare Lewis in una live di TikTok chiedendogli di commentare l'incidente. Lewis se ne va senza dire una parola. Quando fa ritorno alla base delle BR senza Renault e senza Moro, alla richiesta di spiegazioni Lewis scrolla le spalle. Le BR non hanno il coraggio di domandare oltre: lui é Lewis Hamilton, Cavaliere della Corona Britannica e sette volte campione del mondo, e loro non sono un cazzo.

George Russell: il problema maggiore è superare la barriera linguistica, dato che George parla esclusivamente britannico stretto che consiste di espressionj insensate tipo "if and buts, carrots and nuts", "right, what's all this then" e "innit, mate". Dopo avergli fatto un disegnino, George capisce il piano e si reca a casa di Moro. Tutto starebbe andando per il meglio, finché nella visuale di George non si para un muro davvero irresistibile e il pilota britannico non riesce a controllare la tentazione e vi si schianta. In modo apparentemente non correlato, Carlos Sainz esulta per aver vinto una gara di sim racing contro Max Verstappen. L'onorevole Moro ha dato una capocciata contro il bagagliaio e ha apparentemente perso la memoria. Cosa ancora più tragica, adesso parla anche lui in britannico stretto e fa discorsi strani sul restaurare la monarchia in Italia e abolire il caffè a favore del the.

Lance Stroll: abituato al lusso, Lance si rifiuta di guidare una miserrima Renault. Si presenta davanti casa di Moro con un'Aston Marton Valkyrie, regalo di papino. Il bagagliaio in cui Moro viene tenuto prigioniero ha tutti i comfort: é spazioso, rivestito in pelle, c'è l'aria condizionata condizionata e qualche rivista messa a disposizione per ingannare l'attesa. A lavoro finito, l'onorevole Moro dichiara sia stata un'esperienza più rilassante di una crociera, da provare almeno una volta nella vita. Ovviamente la macchina di Lance non passa inosservata e la polizia risale facilmente a lui. Tuttavia, papà Stroll corrompe tutti i giudici con un ammontare di denaro che basterebbe a saldare il debito pubblico italiano e tutti sono felici e contenti. Nel frattempo, inizia a discutere l'acquisizione delle BR così da garantire a Lance il posto fisso. Cosa non si fa per amore di un figlio.

Fernando Alonso: accusato di aver violato tutte le leggi della strada nonché diversi articoli della convenzione di Ginevra con la sua guida, ha rischiato di investire 12 pedoni. Ha passato un numero imprecisato semafori rossi, dato il medio a 5 vigili e guidava a 120 km all'ora per le strade di Roma, almeno secondo quanto sostiene l'accusa. Briatore peró rassicura: Alonso non era al corrente di avere lo statista della Democrazia Cristiana nel bagagliaio. Assolto con formula piena, nel dubbio la colpa va a Nelson Piquet jr. Alonso fa inoltre ricorso al tribunale per accursalo di bias contro gli spagnoli.

Daniel Ricciardo: quel gran simpaticone di Daniel si presenta sotto casa di Moro gridando "Donne! È arrivato l'arrotino!". Lo carica in macchina dopo aver fatto u. paio di battute per alleggerire la situazione e si mette in moto. Alle BR aveva assicurato: un quarto d'ora, venti minuti se c'è traffico,  sono da voi. Passa un'ora e mezza e di lui non c'è traccia. È anche vero che gli avevano promesso una Renault 4, però ci sono stati problemi con la gestione dei fondi finanziari e adesso Daniel si muove con una Renault 4CV. Alla base, le BR sono divise: c'è chi dice che Daniel ormai non vale più nulla come pilota e dovrebbero scaricarlo e chi sostiene che sia la Renault 4CV a impedirgli di dare la sua prestazione migliore. Il dibattito dura per altre 3 ore, quando finalmente Daniel arriva, senza Moro. Sono rimasti imbottigliati nel traffico per 2 ore, hanno avuto modo di fare conoscenza e Daniel non se l'é sentita di consegnarlo alla morte. Si sono bevuti un paio di Vodka RedBull ad un bar e poi lo ha riaccompagnato a casa. Le BR sono ancora troppo impegnate a discutere se Daniel sia o meno ancora un grande pilota per interessarsi della situazione Moro.

Yuki Tsunoda: anche a Yuki tocca una Renault 4CV,  il modello precedente della Renault 4. Inizialmente c'era timore che, a causa dei tratti somatici tipicamente giapponesi, Yuki potesse facilmente riconosciuto dalla polizia. Ma Yuki inizia a sbraitare e bestemmiare da inizio e fine corsa, strombazzando il clacson contro qualunque macchina gli si pari davanti, e la polizia lo scambia per un veneto qualunque. L'onorevole arriva alla base delle BR traumatizzato dalle volgarità che è stato costretto ad ascoltare e prega la Brigate di ucciderlo il prima possibile.

Pierre Gassly: Pierre si mette alla guida della Renault con l'orgoglio che solo un francese può provare nel guidare una vettura di gallica matrice. Purtroppo la Renault 4 è uno scossone e Pierre impiega 20 minuti per metterla in moto. Mentre si dirige a casa di Moro, intravede il connazionale Estaban Ocon che cammina su un marciapiede. Decide di fare una breve deviazione di percorso e tenta di investire Ocon numerose volte gridando dal finestrino "VOGLIO IL TUO SCALPO". La Renault non rientrerà mai alla base e l'onorevole Moro è sano e salvo. Qualcuno sostiene che Gassly sia ancora da qualche parte a Castelli a inseguire Ocon e che la Renault si alimenti puramente del suo odio e della sua frustrazione. Il suo obiettivo è incidere sulla fronte di Ocon le parole "liked by Pierre Gassly".

Esteban Ocon: anche il suo orgoglio francese dura poco alla guida della Renault e la sua attenzione viene rapita dalla vista del rivale Gassly. Tuttavia, Ocon deve inoltre avere a che fare con un impressionante numero di persone a cui è riuscito a stare sul cazzo negli anni. Quindi, nel bel mezzo dell'insegnamento, devo schivare una serie di bombe carta che gli vengono tirate addosso da Fernando Alonso e Checo Perez. Aldo Moro, che passa di lì per andare a lavoro, sente un improvviso un sfrigolamento di coglioni alla vista di Esteban, e si fa prestare qualche bomba carta da Alonso e Perez. Il giorno dopo, tutt i giornali riportano la notizia di un giovane francese attaccato dall'onorevole Moro, che viene arrestato per aggressione.

Nico Hulkenberg: le BR volevano un pilota di tedesco, che quelli sono fortissimi, ma Schumacher non era disponibile e Vettel non lo potevano permettere, quindi hanno dovuto ripiegare su Nico Hulkenberg, sperando che i geni teutonici facciano qualcosa di buono. Hulkenberg fa un lavoro sorprendente pulito. Moro viene recapitato alla base delle BR senza complicazioni e in perfetto prario. Le Brigate si imbarazzano nell'aver sottovalutato e gli chiedono come mai un pilota della sua caratura non ha mai raggiunto il podio. Una lacrima solitaria scende sulla pallida gota alemanna: é la domanda che si pone Hulkenberg ogni sera, fissando il soffitto della sua camera da letto per ore intere.

Kevin Magnussen: appena individuato Moro, Magnussen gli tira due sberle e lo spinge nel bagagliaio con un calcio. Durante il tragitto verso la base delle BR, causa volutamente tre incidenti e investe un gruppo di ciclisti per aver osato mettersi sulla sua strada. Fa una deviazione e si mette a guidare sui sampietrini, per il gusto di rendere il viaggio più sgradevole a Moro, che viene sballotatto su e giù nel bagagliaio. Per la stessa ragione, frena all'improvviso ogni tre per due. Quando i vigili lo fermano, Magnussen non nega la sua colpevolezza: non batte ciglio mentre i vigili lo privano di tutti i punti della patente, ma prima che possano portarlo in centrale si rimette al volante, guidando a 150 all'ora verso la base delle BR. La Renault 4 a malapena si tiene insieme quando la parcheggia. Magnussen apre il bagagliaio e trascina un Aldo Moro grondante di sangue per un orecchio al cospetto delle BR. A tale vista, le Brigate mettono seriamente in discussione la possibilità di potersi definire terroriste se messe al confronto col pilota danese. Due membri della banda trascinano l'onorevole in infermeria, mentre un terzo chiama di nascosto la polizia, pregando che li venga a salvare dallo psicopatico che hanno accidentalmente ingaggiato. L'onorevole Moro viene portato in salvo, le BR si costituiscono e Kevin Magnussen viene condannato a nove ergastoli.

Valterri Bottas: Bottas aveva chiesto di poter passare a prendere l'onorevole in bici, ma non c'è stato verso di convincere le BR. Bottas si presenta sotto casa di Moro con invidiabile nonchalance, occhiali da sole e braccio fuori dal finestrino. Batte un paio di colpi sulla portiera: come a dire, entra. L'onorevole sarebbe dovuto entrare nel bagagliaio, ma lì Bottas tiene la bici, quindi lo fa sedere davanti con lui. L'onorevole e il pilota piombano in un silenzio imbarazzante. Moro prova a fare conversazione, ma senza successo. Tuttavia, invece di dirigersi alla base delle BR, perché è una bella giornata, Bottas decide di fare una deviazione verso Ostia e andare al mare. Ovviamente, Bottas si dirige verso una spiaggia di nudisti e, appena messo piede sulla sabbia, si disfa di ogni indumento e si tuffa a mare ignudo come mamma lo ha fatto. Aldo Moro, che famosamente si presentava in giacca e cravatta persino in spiaggia, è disgustato da cotale spettacolo e si allontana indignato. Le BR non vedranno mai più nè Aldo Moro, né la loro Renault 4, nè Valterri Bottas, almeno dal vivo, perché anni dopo lo ritroveranno su un calendario a posare nudo.

Zhou Gyanyu: una Renault 4 potrà essere poco chic, ma ci pensa l'outfit griffato di Zhou a restituire charme a questo rapimento che di terroristico ha solo il senso dello stile. La guida sarebbe proseguita senza intoppi se non fosse per il pitstop di 45 minuti alla pompa di benzina. Zhou si era fermato solo per riempire il serbatoio, ma oer qualche ragione dopo mezz'ora la macchina ha una ruota in meno e caccia fumo. Quando finalmente ritorna alla sede delle BR, Zhou tiene una TedTalk sul comunismo di Mao, mentre le Brigate prendono appunti. Zhou sostanzialmente li addita come dilettanti e afferma di aver partecipato al rapimento solo per pietà nei loro confronti. Quando, quattro ore dopo, le Brigate vanno a recupare Moro dal bagagliaio scoprono che è morto di asfissia.

Alex Albon: la Renault di Alex Albon, oltre a ospitare uno statista nel bagagliaio, trasporta tre dei suoi tenerissimi gattini. Alex si scusa con l'onorevole, ma purtroppo quel giorno aveva già confermato una visita dal veterinario e proprio non la puó rimandare: promette di fare il prima possibile. Moro è costretto ad aspettare un paio d'ore parcheggiato in macchina. Alex torna tutto pimpante, informando accuratamente Moro della buona salute dei suoi animali domestici. Durante la conversazione a senso unico, riceve un messaggio da Lily, che gli ricorda dell'appuntamento romantico fissato per quella sera: Alex se n'era proprio scordato! Peró mica puó lasciare i gatti da soli. Chiede quindi a Moro se non gli dispiaccia fare da babysitter ai gatti per una sera. Moro, persona cortese, accetta di buon grado. Alex e Lily passano una splendida serata, rasserenati dalla consapevolezza che i loro animali domestici godono di buona salute. Una volta tornato a casa, Alex ringrazia di cuore l'onorevole Moro e si offre di accompagnarlo a casa per il disturbo. Alex riconsegna la Renault alle BR con tanto di pieno, e alla domanda "E Moro?" risponde "Una persona squisita, vi saluta tanto!"

Logan Sargeant: Sargeant prova a mettere in moto la macchina (che gli era stata fatta trovare parcheggiata davanti casa di Moro per evitare che si schiantasse almeno all'andata), ma compreso che si tratta di un modello con cambio manuale si mette a piangere sul volante. Prova ugualmente a guidarla ma si schianta contro un palazzo a 5 metri da casa dell'onorevole. La polizia arriva nel giro di 20 minuti, recupera Aldo Moro e consola Sargeant.

[blacknwhitemood]

More new (old) stuff! Recorder Mirror / September, 1983 - I hardly believed that I've spotted a small ad on my phone late in the night about this cover picture from an online Hungarian auction gallery (!). I visited the site where I found 2 old, British magazines with Dave on the front page. I love these two, well known portraits, I checked its price, than there was no question any more, I've bought them for total 15€. Never block ads, they love you.

Recorder Mirror / February, 1986

Dave Thomas: Depeche Mode - what else? <3 My favourite vinyl dealer brought me a book from 1986, Thomas wrote a whole book with colored photos about a young, British synth band just before releasing their 5th studio album. Nice to see them in focus before the world hit of MFTM or Violator.

This <3 sweated, blondie Dave!

BRAVO poster from 1986 - I met at last with my DJ mate from 2008 who discovered my DM video "cunami" on facebook after 2023 concert. He is a kind of veteran Hungarian fan, which means he was at 15 DM concerts at least, including some gigs before 1990, the collapse of Soviet communism. He lives in the country with kids, it was a bit difficult to organize this meeting, we had a lot of common topics to discuss… He brought me this little gift from his childhood. These (West) German BRAVO posters were real treasures in ths 1980s even with a spot of some drink on it.

Better quality from the net:

[phaeton-flier]

The ten types of bad SCP article:

"This is Alpha-Bravo-Charlie, I'm seeing a scary hand out of the corner of my eye, just like the last three teams that got sent in." "Don't worry about that, you'll be great for building suspense"

Highly political article with a 50/50 chance of being brilliant symbolism and world building or a moral fable so on-the-nose you're surprised the author didn't link their preferred manifesto part number at through

Meta-bullshit that requires you to know community inside baseball to get the symbolism and still sucks if you do

HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED IT WOULD BE AWFUL TO LIVE FOREVER? ~Ooooooh. Eternal suffering, oooooh~ article #2057282

Hey I remember this one from when I was a kid, it was great- oh that was someone's fetish, wasn't it. Wow yeah I can really see it now.

Hey, I remember this from when I was a kid, it was great- oh, the author was a huge dickhead.

The Article that's 75% story

The mysterious bullshit connected to three other articles that also don't have any answers

DJ Khalidaktus! Hope you like long stories with limited payoff!

Remember that horrid shit the CIA/Amazon/The US Government did? What if the Foundation was also doing that, without any justification? That'd be eeeeeeeeeeeeevil!

[hotgirlbedtimescenarios]

Divine Ritual

Pedro Pantheon Submission: Dieter Bravo as the god Dionysus

Event created by @beskarandblasters (we miss you❤️)

Words: 800+

Warnings: heavy drug use, sexually explicit, 18+ adults only

Masterlist

Hours after the sun dipped below the horizon, the EDM festival is in full swing. A thumping bass reverberates so loud that it travels through the ground and up into bones. The night sky is illuminated with a kaleidoscope of neon lights, lasers, and the glow of fire from stage pyrotechnics. Towering LED screens display pulsating visuals across the field, captivating audiences.

Everywhere Dionysus looks, men, women, gays, and theys are adorned with glittering accessories and futuristic outfits. Some wear body paint that glows under the strobing lights while their bodies move in sync with the music emitting from the stages.

He looks over the festival grounds in awe; it is his favorite time of year. As the god of festivity, fertility, insanity, and ecstasy, the vibes and energy of EDM festivals were kin to rituals devoted to powering him and the universe with energy.

These rituals have always existed throughout history in one form or another, but this current version is his favorite, much less gory than ritualistic sacrifices.

Dionysus shifts into his favorite mortal identity, Dieter Bravo, to walk amongst the humans and join their merriment.

With a deep breath, he drinks in the atmosphere. The air is thick with the scent of sweat and euphoria, punctuated with bursts of fog and smoke that emanate from the stages where DJs perform.

Underneath it all, there's a current of energy, wild with lust and ecstasy, that he inhales and has him tingling with power. The mortals feel it, too, but differently; the atmosphere heightens their frenzy of pleasure and excitement.

Dieter walks through the crowds. To his left, he notices a girl puking in the bushes with a friend holding her hair. He chuckles and murmurs, “Been there, done that.”

He continues basking in the glory of it all. This year, he distributed new strains of all his favorite creations. Ecstasy to induce trippy, lustful, and energizing effects, a new mushroom variant with delightful hallucinogenic qualities, and weed from the finest marijuana harvest he’s ever had that calms the mind like no other.

Looking around, he can see his mortals enjoying those creations to full effect, evident in their blown-out pupils, sexually charged dancing, and giggles galore.

His garden of fun on Mount Olympus grows it all. He’s the father of all party drugs, hallucinogens, stimulants, and even downers.

Once, Aphrodite even approached him, and together, they created a little blue pill that the mortals love, Viagra, he thinks they named it. It increased procreation, lust, and desire and rocketed Aphrodite into power, the likes of which she’d never seen.

 He prides himself on creating the purest products with the finest effects. His product is even safe for mortals; only when it falls into the hands of evil bastards on earth is It defiled by dangerous additives and ruins all the fun or has adverse effects. He usually curses those individuals with bad trips, so don’t piss him off, or you’ll regret it.

It’s a win-win situation for him and the mortals at such festivals. He provides them with gifts to heighten their experiences, and in turn, he’s powered by the energy it emits into the universe.

Tonight, he tucks a pill into his own mouth as he strolls along to meet up with the threesome of individuals he’d planned to see. Ducking into the tent, he meets the eyes of 2 incredibly sexy women and a fine specimen of a man.

“Dieter,” one of the girls screams, getting up from her place beside the bong to greet him with a hug around his shoulders.

“Hey, doll,” he greets her, a nice substitute for the name he can't remember.

The other woman, already topless and aside from the glittery nipple patches she wears, takes a long hit and blows smoke out the corner of her mouth.

The man, Julien, who he remembers from a previous sexual encounter, pats the area beside him, beckoning him to come closer and take a seat.

Dieter obliges.

By now, the haze of the drug washes over him, filling him with insatiable lust and amusement.

What feels like seconds later, he can’t be sure because his trip is messing with his time perception; the four of them are naked and engaging in debauchery.

Julien, a golden-skinned Adonis, has shed his clothes and stands with his cock out, begging to be licked.

The woman who greeted him with a hug, a little blue-haired harlot with eyes of sapphire, bounces on Dieter's cock, crossed-eyed with pleasure and dripping from her cunt. Woman number two, a purple-haired vixen, rides Dieter's face, gyrating on his tongue and dripping into his mouth while she moans in pleasure above and takes Julien's cock into her mouth.

The four of them fuck late into the night, high on a collection of drugs and lust. The chaotic, euphoric energy feeds into Dieter's power like in times before when mortals would sacrifice food and wine for him in his temples, only now it's their bodies they offer him.

And as he spills his divine seed into their loins, they spill their energy into the universe for him to consume.

Next week, he goes to Bonnaroo and can’t wait to do it all again.

[valiantfacecomputer]

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[snoopysfriendwoodstock]

I’m on season 7 of vpr and I need to know your thoughts on each core cast member bc this is peak television akshdaksbsk

oh i am soooo qualified for this

jax - demon from hell sent to earth to terrorize the women of west hollywood. EVIL man. should be in prison unless he’s filming for bravo. understands tv better than anyone on earth.

stassi - i’m a stassi apologist sorry. she was made for reality tv and she is often very witty and funny in her observations. she is one of the meanest people alive but she often was villainized despite being the victim in the situation (kristen and katie ganged up on her often in the first few seasons). kristen and her should not be getting a redemption arc while faith has been cut out from all narratives. she hates scheana the appropriate amount.

kristen - it’s insane that scandoval made us all so crazy that for a moment people thought maybe kristen was right the whole time and tom made her LOOK crazy. this woman lives in a different reality than the rest of the world. her chain smoking in the sur alley lives forever. she has not been right about a single thing in her life but she never stops trying and that’s something. if you have not listened to the celebrity memoir bookclub episode abt her book PLEASE listen

katie - i’ve always loved her because she’s not afraid to look like shit on tv. she’s always trying the wrong thing with her hair up until now. i cannot believe her friends let her get married to tom schwartz she should have never talked to them again. i love a woman who is just sort of deeply miserable to be around

ariana - when can we admit ariana was painfully boring for 8 straight seasons of this show up until scandoval? just smug for no reason with no real accomplishments to show for it. you are not better than the people on the reality show you are also on. however, she won me over with her scandoval performance and i am so impressed with her ability to STILL be turning it into job opportunities. I love how mad it makes everyone else

scheana - i hate her but truly am forever grateful she ended up on my tv. good as gold has been featured on my Spotify wrapped multiple times. god bless her she is so delusional in a way she invented that no one else can really replicate. it would be admirable if it wasn’t so sad the way she just keeps putting herself in embarrassing situations thinking somehow she’ll win this one. i have made so many people watch her what i like performance

lala - people who claim to like her are lying. she is stassi with no charm, no charisma, no sense of humor, no manipulation skills, no ANYTHING. just mean and nasty and jealous. and i’m supposed to care? i want her out of a job so bad

brittany- she made her bed and is lying in it i’m sorry. watching jax on tv, going through all that, MARRYING him and bringing a child w his dna into the world? i hope the reality tv fame was worth it

tom sandoval - he is only straight because that way he can hurt as many women as possible. so confident and so talentless. unfortunately behind many of the most iconic moments

tom schwartz - MORE EVIL THAN SANDOVAL AND I’LL SAY IT. he’s more evil bc somehow no one noticed he’s evil but katie? just a nasty man child who never deserved a beautiful girl… so pathetic i cannot believe how much he has failed upward. he couldn’t even bartend at sur. JAX could bartend at sur,

james - evil evil evil. bravo is covering something very sinister up with him and i really think that. being a dj is strike one.