#distressed tile

[rayroseu]

back in the trenches... another book 7 rambles 😭😭

CRYING ABOUT THIS ACTUALLY.... DO YOU KNOW THE IMPLICATION OF THIS.... realistically, one of the first words of babies are referring to their mothers and the last "true parent" that held Silver was his mother, Princess Leia, but here baby Silver called out for his father, and Lilia didnt taught him that😭

Now these words might be calling out to Lilia now, but I'm also thinking since TWST is a world where babies can recall words or songs they heard even when theyre "not concious yet", I was thinking baby Silver heard this word when he was still with Dawn 😭😭😭 Imagine Dawn holding this baby and guiding him to speak his first words like "papa"... and thats like Dawn's last moment with Silver... AAAAA 😭😭😭😭

since this was still infant Silver, I was thinking this memory occured when Silver was adopted by Lilia only a week or months ago 😭✨ so its still possible that baby silver was reacting based on his past (which can potentially be baby Silver is remembering Dawn through Lilia in this scene)

AAAAAAAUAGFJWJFS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 The fact!!!! The fact that he only took after being his father because he didnt want to deny this baby's affection !!!! LILIAAAAA 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[girlscience]

i am having a quarter life crisis about being painfully average and idk what to do about it.

[sp00kito]

anyway here’s a video of the bird that my cat brought in while I was out last night if you even care

[heyitswil]

Bathroom - Powder Room

[girlrct]

[ standing over a body ] " oops. "

blood, blood, gallons of the stuff !

a sharp sigh punctuates her disappointment and a curled wisp of sylph-blonde hair flutters , the quick puff of breath sending it flying off her rosy cheeks before it settles back into place . she wants her displeasure to be known , felt - like a living entity breathing down his neck . ❝ are you trying to upset me ? ❞ it pools in her mouth with the sullenness of a child , so utterly unalarming as the click-clacking of her heels carry her further into the room .

adelaide stops near the pool of blood soaking into the soft fur , visibly annoyed ; she wants to punish him for being so careless . her beautiful rug is stained now , and she'd need to dispatch men to find one of this exact shape and color and feel - does he not realize how troublesome that would be for her ? is there no ounce of empathy in him ? she should pluck those pretty lashes of his one by one . ❝ you owe me a new rug , drow . ❞

[danail-callaghan-1994]

Excited to share this item from my #etsy shop: Distressed Rustic Primitive Wood Sign Tile Plaque with Snow Snowman Sign

[daytonmorgan]

Miami Concrete Pavers Ideas for a medium-sized, classic backyard concrete paver patio renovation without a cover

[carlakennedy]

Miami Concrete Pavers Ideas for a medium-sized, classic backyard concrete paver patio renovation without a cover

[mcmansionhell]

namesake mcmansion

Howdy folks! Today's McMansion is very special because a) we're returning to Maryland after a long time and b) because the street this McMansion is on is the same as my name. (It was not named after me.) Hence, it is my personal McMansion, which I guess is somewhat like when people used to by the name rights to stars even though it was pretty much a scam. (Shout out btw to my patron Andros who submitted this house to be roasted live on the McMansion Hell Patreon Livestream)

As far as namesake McMansions go, this one is pretty good in the sense that it is high up there on the ol' McMansion scale. Built in 2011, this psuedo-Georgian bad boy boasts 6 bedrooms and 9.5 baths, all totaling around 12,000 square feet. It'll run you 2.5 million which, safe to say, is exponentially larger than its namesake's net worth.

Now, 2011 was an anonymous year for home design, lingering in the dead period between the 2008 black hole and 2013 when the market started to actually, finally, steadily recover. As a result a lot of houses from this time basically look like 2000s McMansions but slightly less outrageous in order to quell recession-era shame.

I'm going to be so serious here and say that the crown molding in this room is a crime against architecture, a crime against what humankind is able to accomplish with mass produced millwork, and also a general affront to common sense. I hate it so much that the more I look at it the more angry I become and that's really not healthy for me so, moving on.

Actually, aside from the fake 2010s distressed polyester rug the rest of this room is literally, basically Windows 98 themed.

I feel like the era of massive, hefty sets of coordinated furniture are over. However, we're the one's actually missing out by not wanting this stuff because we will never see furniture made with real wood instead of various shades of MDF or particleboard ever again.

This is a top 10 on the scale of "least logical kitchen I've ever seen." It's as though the designers engineered this kitchen so that whoever's cooking has to take the most steps humanly possible.

Do you ever see a window configuration so obviously made up by window companies in the 1980s that you almost have to hand it to them? You're literally letting all that warmth from the fire just disappear. But whatever I guess it's fine since we basically just LARP fire now.

Feminism win because women's spaces are prioritized in a shared area or feminism loss because this is basically the bathroom vanity version of women be shopping? (It's the latter.)

I couldn't get to all of this house because there were literally over a hundred photos in the listing but there are so many spaces in here that are basically just half-empty voids, and if not that then actually, literally unfinished. It's giving recession. Anyway, now for the best part:

Not only is this the NBA Backrooms but it's also just a nonsensical basketball court. Tile floors? No lines? Just free balling in the void?

Oh, well I bet the rear exterior is totally normal.

Not to be all sincere about it but much like yours truly who has waited until the literal last second to post this McMansion, this house really is the epitome of hubris all around. Except the house's hubris is specific to this moment in time, a time when gas was like $2/gallon. It's climate hubris. It's a testimony to just how much energy the top 1% of income earners make compared to the rest of us. I have a single window unit. This house has four air conditioning condensers. That's before we get to the monoculture, pesticide-dependent lawn or the three car garage or the asphalt driveway or the roof that'll cost almost as much as the house to replace. We really did think it would all be endless. Oops.

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[arielerinkaplan]

Kitchen in Orange County Inspiration for a sizable, enclosed, Mediterranean-style kitchen remodel with beige walls, a farmhouse sink, beaded inset cabinets, beige cabinets, granite countertops, beige backsplash, terra-cotta backsplash, stainless steel appliances, an island, and gray countertops.

[zarnage]

Traditional Home Bar - Wet Bar Mid-sized elegant concrete floor wet bar photo with raised-panel cabinets, medium tone wood cabinets, glass countertops and mirror backsplash

[crappyassdrawings]

Minneapolis Bathroom Powder Room Example of a classic mirror tile powder room design with an undermount sink

[prekrasnoe-mngnovenie]

Contemporary Kitchen in Miami

Enclosed kitchen - large contemporary l-shaped concrete floor enclosed kitchen idea with a farmhouse sink, white backsplash, stone tile backsplash, stainless steel appliances, shaker cabinets, beige cabinets and an island

[meizhen-illustration]

Denver Rustic Kitchen With an undermount sink, shaker cabinets, medium tone wood cabinets, granite countertops, blue backsplash, glass tile backsplash, stainless steel appliances, an island, and multicolored countertops in a large mountain style open concept kitchen photo.

[styckywycket]

Enclosed Family Room Mid-sized elegant enclosed travertine floor family room photo with beige walls, a standard fireplace, a stone fireplace and no tv

[isomerisation]

Transitional Kitchen An illustration of a sizable transitional l-shaped kitchen pantry with shaker cabinets, blue cabinets, wood countertops, blue backsplash, ceramic backsplash, paneled appliances, and an island.