#distorted twink

[emeritus-fuckers]

OH WAIT!

Hear me out... Repugnant and letting reader top/dom for the first time??? What do they like when the roles are switched?

Repugnant being topped by their s/o for the first time

Mary Goore (they/them)

Bottom in denial.

It's not so much that they think they're a top, they're just convinced they're much more top leaning than they actually are, while they're much better at bottoming.

Basically, this bitch lets you do pretty much anything you please.

They like it rough. Actually, they love it rough. You can literally abuse them and they'll love it.

Honestly, do absolutely anything to them, but the meaner you are, the better.

They'll thrive in it. They're a complete fucking masochist.

In denial about their need for aftercare, but they'll go with it if that's what you want.

DD Sars (he/him; fwb, not s/o)

You either took him by surprise, managed to turn a situation around completely when he was teasing you or managed to get him really needy.

Either way, this bitch will be so in denial it's frustrating.

He's so unnecessarily aggressive it doesn't make sense, honestly.

Even meaner than he is when he tops.

Either rail him stupid or be painfully soft and sweet, and you'll get him in tears.

He's very clingy for an hour or so afterwards.

Will deny it if you even dare bring it up. Will also get very pissy if you try to leave too soon.

G. Grotesque (he/him)

Honestly, he prefers it this way.

He likes feeling loved and cared for.

Soft dom this man. He will melt completely.

And tear up, muttering about how much he loves you with the cutest pouts and whimpers.

Hold his pretty face and tell him how well he's doing.

He's the sweetest sub imaginable.

Be nice to him. Give him all the kisses.

He's gonna be so adorably clingy afterwards, you'd have to be a heartless monster to not love him.

G.'s the type of person you can never really get enough of. You always end up coming back, even if just to hang out.

E. Forcas (he/him)

He really trusts you for this to happen.

He likes in gentle. He's only not gentle when it comes to his drums. He's a beast when it comes to his instrument.

But in bed and in a relationship, he's a complete softie. He's awkward, but a sweetheart.

He won't admit it, but he'd love it if you were gentle and maybe... just maybe, possibly dabble in body worship just a tiny little bit...?

He likes being kissed all over, it's something that G. does when he notices that E.'s tired.

This man is the softest service top usually. Give him the same treatment he gives you.

He deserves the love. Give him all the love.

Yes, I have a favorite.

~

Written by Nosferatu.

Taglist: @copias-fluffy-asscheeks @tuttifuckinfruttifriday @calliedion-dungeon @callmeicaro @thecuriouss @thermodynamic-comedian @vampyrolesbos

[themagnusaghchives]

Michael and Helen are now my actual gender. When I say I like to confuse people by existing I mean I like to make my eldritch corridor pop up and torment you but either only you can see it or only you can open it. Then once you’re inside I will eat you sanity or turn you into me. Have a nice day in my freaky house!

[ghostlypinkbiscuit]

MICHAEL ❗❗❗🌀🚪

[lesbian-magicsings]

You open a distortion door and boom! Chappell roan music starts blasting at ear destroying volume

[ficandkaboodle]

Terzo is depressed as shit, kinda hates his job, but dammit he’s gotta keep on keeping on so he can give his pretty pretty princess (his ugly-ass cat) the best kitty couture money can buy

[socvinc]

Some micheal doodles

[magpod-confessions]

Really dislike how Micheal Distortion is portrayed in fandom. The general twinkification of Micheal is genuinely so irritating to me, I know we're the twink-the-monsters fandom but I think there's better ways to imagine him that aren't making him a thin white twink. Plus, I know some Micheal fans that fully demonize Gertrude, which is unreasonable. Yes, she sacrificed him, but she had her reasons, and she's a morally gray character anyways. I like the canonical Micheal, but I'm just not an enjoyer of the fanon version. Sorry:(

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[ghostbatsz]

I'm making my friend listen to TMA and their reaction to Micheal is so amazing I can't

[dispotatorulzz]

Is their any Genuine monster fucker nsfw (writing or art idc I love em both ♥️) in magnus archives fandom or do I have to do everything myself once I finally finish this damn podcast

[rocksanddeadflowers]

I love that you can categorize almost every gerry fanart somewhere on a slide scale that looks like this:

goth twink <--------> peter steele

[emeritus-fuckers]

I have a Repugnant ask for you!

I have a very specific daydream while I work that Mary finds out I listen to their music to get through the night.

So maybe a gn!reader who listens to their music outside of gigs, and how they would find out/react to that?

I literally love everything you write, and Mary is my fave. I hope this makes sense lol 🖤

Repugnant finding out their s/o listens to their music

Mary Goore (they/them)

No strong reaction. They just say something along the lines of "cool" and that's it, really.

Might make a shitty joke, asking if you jerk off to their growling.

They might tease you a little if they hear their music on your headphones, asking if you want an autograph or something like that.

Doesn't really change anything in the relationship.

DD Sars (he/him; fwb, not s/o)

Depending on if you're flustered, his reaction will be a bit different.

If you're flustered, he's gonna make fun of you for it.

If you're not, he's just gonna shrug it off.

Either way, basically it all boils down to "yeah dumbass, that's what music is for".

Only really brings it up if it flusters you to tease you.

G. Grotesque (he/him)

Gives you a hug with a small giggle.

He's happy you like the music they make!

Might sneak you some merch or offer to teach you some simpler riffs if you'd like.

Giggles and kisses your cheek whenever he hears you listen to the music.

You get a VIP spot for all their concerts, right in front of the stage.

E. Forcas (he/him)

He doesn't really react. Similarly to Mary, the most he says is something along the lines of "oh, that's nice".

It's not really that big of a deal to him. It's just music you happen to like.

You're dating a death metal drummer, so logically, you like death metal.

And his band makes death metal music. Of course there's a chance you like their songs.

He does have the tiniest smile on his face when he sees you listen to Repugnant, though.

~

Written by Nosferatu.

Taglist: @copias-fluffy-asscheeks @tuttifuckinfruttifriday @calliedion-dungeon @callmeicaro @thecuriouss @nuntia @thermodynamic-comedian @vampyrolesbos

[wait----------what]

Sometimes its best to ignore random people's opinions when you didn't ask for them. It probably just got on the wrong end of the Internet for a bit and is fine

Yeah this is not one of those times, this thing deserved the hate it got

[venleaf]

I am both laughing and internally conflicted

this is how it happened right

[alelathedragon]

Magical Bullshit

Magical Bullshit

( this is my King Boo Gijinka. His body - does not matter what so ever. If it takes damage it will recoil to his body ofc but like, if bro gets rid of the body parts himself then he is fine. Just a head bobbin around and being an asshole)

[stillfoodforguys]

I’d been chatting to this man with a round, sexy gut for a while, and was invited over for a hookup with a teasing comment that his belly would be at its largest, just for me. I was in awe when I finally got to his place and saw him in person; as promised, his body was suddenly much larger than any photo he had sent me before.

Fast forward to when we were in his bedroom, my legs spread as wide as they could to wrap around his giant gut while he stuffed his cock deep into my hole. I was mildly distracted from the pleasure of being fucked when I noticed the quiet moaning coming from his belly, it’s round shape distorting now and again with a small bump. I knew right away that I was in the presence of a predator, who must have swallowed another man to make his stomach swell out to a more appealing size for me.

I briefly thought about telling him to stop, but his cock just felt way too good sliding in and out of me that I decided to ignore what was happening in his gut. I didn’t know who was in there; maybe it was his partner, or maybe just another stranger whose kink he was helping to satisfy. Considering how easily he could decide to keep this mystery guy as his meal, I just considered myself lucky that his stomach was already full.

At least, that’s what I thought until after he pumped his load into me, when he reached forward to grab my hands and stuff them into his greedy mouth. Apparently he still had room for more, ravenously gulping me down his throat before I could even think about escaping. As he devoured more and more of my body, I was gradually squeezed in next to the confused twink sitting in his tank. He was having a much worse time all of a sudden, covered in saliva and his own cum while we both got uncomfortably pressed together.

“What the hell? This guy wanted to fuck someone with me filling out his belly, but he promised to let me out!”

The poor chump didn’t realise he’d signed up to become an easy meal for a hungry predator, who sat belching and rubbing his engorged belly as it began to digest us both.

[c0smic-horrorwerewolf]

How many times do I have to explain this?!?

I don’t get gender envy from normal guys!

I get gender envy from the pathetic twinks in my fandoms!

IF I DONT LOOK LIKE ARTHUR LESTER AND CONSTANTINE I WONT BE HAPPY!

MY IDEAL FORM IS A MIX OF MICHAEL THE DISTORTION, CECIL PALMER AND GOTHAMS RIDDLER! THAT IS MY GENDER!