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tvckerwash · 2 months ago

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random head canon I just came up with: tucker complaining about the meta suit being tight in the crotch is supposed to be a dick joke, but I think it's way funnier if it's supposed to be tight because that's how armor works: if its too loose you risk being injured because of things being knocked around when impacts are made, lessening the effects of the armor absorbing and distributing the force, so you don't want a bad fit. tucker wouldn't know that though because he's been wearing flowers armor, which was custom fit for flowers, and when they got new armor in s6, they used the measurements of the old armor, so tucker's been wearing improperly fit armor the entire series—which is a level of stupidity only the reds and blues could accomplish.

#in my head tucker isn't neared as built as maine nor is he nearly as tall but I hc that the meta suit in s13 isn't the same suit #it's a recreation of the suit using different measurements bc price was consulted on the whole situation and despite how he was viewed #he cared about /his/ freelancer agents and refused to let some obsessive ceo desecrate the life of one of his agents by displaying their #suit—which was a part of who maine and the meta was as much as their own flesh—as a trophy #price isn't that bad you guys he just gets a bad wrap being surrounded by mentally ill and neurodivergent soldiers who have an innate #distaste for psychological professionals (and being an oni civilian consultant but so was the director so)#< me forever coping with the missed potential of the counselor as a character #I'm a little delulu as the kids say these days /j #rvb #red vs blue #lavernius tucker #the meta #agent florida #captain butch flowers

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