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dramallamas · 11 months ago

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The (unserious) notes of Beyond Evil. Episode Three Edition

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Cant wait to psychoanalyse this episode later with the scriptbook!

Jinmuk je te deteste dont even dare feel sad you monster

that shot of Juwon lazing on his sofa im down bad

He has nice handwriting tho

Honestly when is this man not thinking about Dongsik

The fly jumpscared me bc of my headphones

Dongsik you bastard (affectionately)

He is not ok rn

Juwon eavesdropping was me and my flatmate last night trying to find out the drama

The camerawork in this show is beautiful omg

Dongsik has no right to look this fine rn tho

Oop spotted!

Jihwa knew both of them were at the station lol

And bada bing bada boom we are in the recording room

And theyre off and Jihwa is so done

Juwon is so like WTF with this whole thing.

If looks could kill Dongsik would be dead 💀

why at 5am?! WHY WERE YOU UP AT 5AM?!

Bro Juwon doesnt hold back

Dongsik <3

Juwon could murder im sure of it. He has it ij him.

I like watching the gay men fight… because its fun :)

THE ONLY TIME I WILL AGREE WITH HAN KIHWAN IS RN “What a nut job. I like him [Dongsik].”

Juwon pissing off Kihwan is just so great at all times.

Theyre gonna find the wrong body and blow this case even bigger

Dongsik again <3 the onlt dilf of my life tbh

My heart breaks for him though. He masks a lot if pain

“What if I ran into older Yuyeon on the street, but failed to recognise her. That worries me a lot…” 💔

Fellas is it gay to stare at another mans smiling photo for a long time whilst in your room?

Juwon you have always been a crafty bitch and I respect that

YJG is a brilliant actor he is a master at subtle emotions which makes him one of the most expressive characters in the show

YAY you found a phone

Bad news for Juwon its Geumhwas phone that has his number.

Mate ur laughing like a maniac like dongsik does. You two arent as different as you think.

But my god you like to jump to the wrong conclusions

Watching the scene with nam sangbae and dongsik makes me cry but i cant because im in the living room with my flatmates. And the score in the background just 😭

Me 🤝 Dongsik : Laughing to hide pain

Man will stay in work just for Juwon

They back and forth in every scene like its all they do.

Mf going on about the culprit always returning to the scene and here comes JINMUK AHDKFMSP FORESHADOWING WE MISSED

Part of me think that Dongsik is suspicious of Jinmuk atp.

If you told them that they would be so close by the end of the series they would be fucking disgusted.

Oop juwon getting interrogated.

Juwon pausing before adding 요 at the end of his sentence like bro you are forgetting your respect conjugation

oh shit juwon not looking good for you is it.

"Given his nature, there is no way he [Juwon] would get involved in a crime" HYEOK YOU DONT EVEN KNOW-

Hyeok became his tutor in 2010... when JW was 17. does that mean that he helped JW in Korea rather than britain? or the tail end of britain onwards.

Hyeok you are such a kiss-ass

Do Haewon 🤢 she is so fake i hate it (which is the poing ig lmao)

LEE CHANGJIN. hes so funny for a bad guy

Jeongje is so frustrated with his mum (same)

Juwon is this close to slapping Hyeok at times.

aliens? rude much kihwan (what did we expect)

and there goes juwon loosing his cool.

annoyingly kihwan makes some points even if its for self centered gain. still hate kihwan dw

bro standing outside as ppl talk about him like 🧍

And then the eye contact between him and dongsik god having a whole silent conversation

Nice recovery juwon.

Them being nice to each other? NOT THIS EARLY BOIS

And boom personal space who? They dont know it.

Dongsik telling Juwon to go to therapy lmaooo

Juwon grabbing Dongsik probably became a… different thing later on yk? Hehe

This episode is basically Juwon and his terrible no good very bad couple days.

Bro you need to hike/walk more Juwon how are you already sweating.

You make think you have him, but nope he has you.

JUWON BREAKS INTO DS BASEMENT PART ONE HERE WE GO

The tiny bloodstain ofc. He def left it deliberately somewhat

And i am so hyped for episode four because of the incoming moments.

Juwon this isnt the victory you think it is trust me

see you all next episode! bye ^^

#괴물 #beyond evil #jwds #kdrama #han juwon #lee dongsik

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anglbrkr · 2 years ago

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can i get uuuhhhhh, general x recruit reader?? but like, dom/sub, and readers a twink who does whatever the general wants :3

Yes Sir.

Out of all of the things i expected people to request, that wasn't one of them for sure. what a weirdo you are, who in their right mind is attracted to anyone in the army🤢🤮

Content Warning: abuse of power, but that's pretty obvious, uuuhhh, giving oral to a loaded gun, thats something yall should be warned about ig, mentions of bleeding while giving oral, but dw its brief and bc of a dick not a firearm. General possessiveness, reader is amab and a twink ass bitch who does wtv hes told

If you see a typo feel free to hunt my editor/proof reader for sport

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The sunset barely peaks past the clouds, to the point where having a face pressed against the damp earth is as close as one would get to see a smidge of orange against an oppressive gray. The clouds themself, heavy with rain, caress the tips of cabins, descending low enough to cover the camp in a thick fog.

Despite this, dozens of heavy boots stomp through the grounds, a clear disdain in the eyes of the campers as the whistle blows for them to continue. It's not that they just can't see, but the heat has their shirts stuck to their skin, the heavy fabric of their camo pants giving them no relief. It is by far the worst midday of July, and they’re not dismissed until nightfall.

[N]’s luck was ultimately up for debate. On one hand, he’s in here, in the Lieutenant’s well-air-conditioned office, and has been for most of the day. On the other hand, he’s on his knees, the older man’s handgun is pressed against his lips, his cold eyes staring down at him in an manic look on his stoic face.

He can’t hide the way his body shakes, his tongue tracing the dull edges of the barrel, lips awkwardly surrounding it—it's the expected reaction when giving oral to a loaded gun. He brings more of it into his mouth, going as far as the trigger guard would allow him, fleetingly meeting Lieutenant Harper’s gaze, only for his mind to go blank again; fear mixing with sexual excitement. His dick stirs inside his briefs as the warm metal meets the back of his throat, but he ignores it completely. Gagging slightly, he pulls away from the weapon, gasping for breath after nearly choking himself. A small trail of spit remains between his lips and the pistol.

"You did well," The Lieutenant says in a slow, monotonous voice. "But I know you can do better."

With shaking hands, [N] wipes his mouth clean with the bottom half of his shirt before kissing the tip of the barrel once again, sucking it slowly without thought. He does so much better than last time. With each moment that passes through, he finds his arousal increasing. If he were anyone else, he'd be disgusted with what was happening, but these past few weeks have changed his opinion of the Lieutenant's actions.

There's an extra edge to it, having watched the man load the magazine beforehand, his finger precise as he watched the clip slide into the barrel before he pressed it against [N]’s mouth. There's a dark side to the man, one [N] is all too aware of. But for some reason, even with a gun in his mouth, he can’t find reason to care.

Harper takes hold of [N]'s chin and lifts his head from the gun, forcing him to meet his eyes as he continues speaking in the same low, husky voice. "I told you to do better," he says, a tone of irritation evident in it. The recruit physically shivers, nodding his head to the captain. To his best ability, he tries to apologize even with the tip of the gun pressed against his lips and his hazy eyes meeting those cold ones.

"Yes, Sir," He attempts, licking his lips.

His body is hot and damp; he has no control over it at this point, even with the blared air conditioner, his skin is scorching under his gaze. It's almost like a need to please, to make up for his own discomfort. Slowly, he lowers his head on the firearm, feeling the smooth metal slide against the roof of his mouth once more, his tongue following after in the wake of the weapon.

"That's a good boy," He whispers, free hand petting [N]'s head, "Don't be ashamed of how much you like this."

[N] shudders slightly as Harper speaks, an embarrassing amount of drool dripping down his chin. He kisses down until he reaches the barrel, and his tongue darts out as soon as contact is made, exploring every surface he can get to while sucking the metal, his saliva lubricating it enough to make it easy to swallow. It takes a moment before he can pull back again, Harper letting him catch his breath between each cycle, but the Lieutenant doesn't stop until [N] does himself. He pulls away slowly, looking up at his boss, eyes wide, a thin trail of drool clinging to his bottom lip. The older man is clearly aroused by what he sees.

[N] swallows as best he can before returning his head to the pistol. Harper watches intently as he licks and sucks on the gun, moaning softly into the muzzle before pulling back. If his free hand wasn't busy petting at [N]'s head, Harper's sure he'd be palming himself to the sight, his cock hardening inside his fatigues, his own lips moist from the spit from licking his lips.

"Good boy," He whispers, "You’ve come a long way since you first started, hmm?."

[N]’s arousal has been at its peak for quite some time now. The hardness between his legs is getting heavier with every moment that passes, and he tries to ignore it, concentrating instead on the warm metal between his lips. The seams of his slacks press against his cock at just the right angle, to the point where he doesn’t even need to grind against it—keeping his hips in place as he bobs his head.

His 'relationship' with Lieutenant Harper's been explicit since the third week of camp, ever since the man caught sight of [N]'s physical differences from the other recruits. He was a lot smaller than them, thinner, and far more feminine in his facial features. He stuck out like a sore thumb for most of his training. The Lieutenant wasn't shy to berate him for it either, forcing him to go harder, faster. It came to the point where he would personally train [N], making him run until he collapsed, pushing him to exhaustion just so that the man could get his rocks off by watching. The constant orders and commands left [N] frustrated at first, but after a while, he just did as he was told, like a sick pavlovian response. He’d jump off a cliff if the Lieutenant asked in the right tone.

It was a few days after [N] gave his best effort at running around the camp that Harper caught him in the barracks. He'd just finished bathing when the man walked into the empty showers without warning, eyes roaming over [N]'s lean body in the dim light, taking note of what the recruit was hiding beneath his uniform. A thin towel hung around his neck, and another hid his lower half from view. He stepped closer, and [N] didn't move away, by now, he’d known better than to do that. When the Lieutenant ordered him to drop to his knees and open his mouth, [N] compiled without hesitation. The man then began unbuckling his belt, his cock throbbing, a thick bead of pre-cum gathering at the tip, and sliding down towards [N]'s waiting lips. It was only after [N] felt seed stick to his skin did he realize what had happened.

Focusing on the present, [N] licks the barrel with his tongue once more, his cheeks burning as he does so, eyes sliding down to the Lieutenant's crotch, the dark fabric of his pants doing nothing to conceal what was hidden beneath it. The outline was so evident,, hardening even more as he lightly thrust his hips into the air, in sync with [N]'s sucking. The recruit gags, his head slightly as the warm metal meets the back of his throat again, this time a little roughened, but he doesn’t falter like before. His lips slide down, swallowing it deeper, moaning softly around it, the odd flavor of it invading his taste buds.

"Just a little more," Harper murmurs. "Then you'll have my cock instead."

[N] nods, opening wide and having his tongue caress the firearm once more before pulling back, leaving behind a trail of spit that dribbles from his bottom lip and down the side of the gun. His breath hitches and his dick aches between his legs, but he ignores it all, concentrating on pleasing his Lieutenant. Harper watches him in silence as he continues licking at the gun, taking it deep into his mouth and letting it rest on the back of his throat for a few moments, hollowing his cheeks before pulling back. With one final moan, he pulls back once more, taking another gulp of air and wiping the sweat off of his face with the bottom half of his shirt.

"Good boy," He says in a low voice, reaching over to unzip his pants. The older man pulls his cock free with an audible sound, revealing its length and thickness to [N]. It's impressive, thick and uncut, the tip glistening with precum that dribbled out onto his underwear. He sits still on his knees, waiting for Harper to take command. The Lieutenant stands from his chair, towering over [N] and placing a hand on his chin before forcing the recruit to look up at him, Harper then grabs hold of his dick in his fist, guiding it towards his lips. [N] groans as the head brushes against his mouth, wet from his own saliva.

"Don't get shy on me," He whispers. "A good slut like you can take it all in."

[N] licks his lips before taking the head of his Captain's dick between his lips, gently sucking it into his mouth. He starts slowly and deliberately, taking the first couple of inches into his mouth feeling his shaft get even harder under his touch. The Lieutenant moans lowly as the requiem's lips slide around his member, his lips pursed tight enough to have his cock loose circulation. Soon, the Lieutenant is pushing him further down, and [N]'s lips are pressed firmly against the base of his cock. Pretty eyes stare up at Harper, eyelashes fluttering with every bob of his head. The man lets him continue for a moment, stroking his head with one hand while the other begins rubbing [N]'s shoulder, his touch strangely soft and affectionate.

He pushes him further, fingers digging into his scalp as [N] takes in more than half of his dick in his mouth, the sensation of it invading his throat sending shivers down his spine.

"That's it, pretty boy, just take it all." He murmurs petting [N]'s cheek. [N] continues to suck slowly on the hard cock in front of him, feeling a slight throbbing sensation building in his balls that grows steadily. His body begins reacting without him thinking, he reaches up and grabs the base of the large shaft, tugging at it gently until he hears a low moan, eyes meeting his own with an expectant look. He pumps the Lieutenant's cock a few times, his cheeks burning as he tries to fit more in. Harper smirks as he takes a step back and pulls himself out a bit, the recruit gasping when the older man places the head of his dick at the bottom of the boy's lips, letting his precome lubricate the corner of his mouth as he slowly guides himself into [N]'s waiting lips again. It takes a moment before he pushes inside, the recruit choking slightly but continuing to accept the man's cock, allowing a new, rough rhythm to emerge from his sucking.

[N] is quickly pushed past the point of comfort. His head tilts back as Harper's large member slides further down his mouth, his throat muscles working in concert to keep the entire length within them. When Harper's hips finally start to move, [N] feels as though they're about to break his neck, the head of the man’s cock making repeated contact with the back of his throat. He knows better than to cry out, tears already beginning to form in his eyes. The only noise he can make is the muffled grunts and moans that come from deep in his chest. The ever-present cold in the room pickles their skin, traveling past the fabric of their clothing. Harper bites his lip, enjoying the way the recruit's head bobs up and down, his cheeks hollowing with each thrust, swallowing every inch of cock that he can fit into his mouth. His speed becomes almost inhuman, a soft whine leaving [N] as the tip of the Lieutenant's cock abuses the back of his throat, sending waves of pain through his body and causing a small amount of blood to trickle down the back of his throat. His cheeks are damp with tears, snot, and drool mingling together as he tries his best to breathe evenly through his nose—he swears he sees stars.

He bobs back and forth, swallowing Harper's entire shaft. With his eyes glazed over, [N] can do nothing but appreciate the feeling of new bruises forming on the back of his neck and back of his throat, his uvula numb to the Lieutenant's thrusting. Though a part of his brain screams for some type of release, he can’t find the strength to do anything but kneel pliantly.

For a beautiful moment, he forgets he's anything but Lieutenant Harper's fleshlight. He forgets who he is, or what he has been conditioned to do for the camp, his head empty as his body is used. His focus is on pleasing his Captain, on doing everything in his power to ensure the man comes. It doesn't matter how many times the =man forces him to gag or push his cock down his esophagus, he takes it all without complaint.

The Lieutenant’s thrusts were never smooth, but by now they’ve become bruisingly rough, and [N] knows he's about to cum. His hips inch as close as they can to the man’s boot, his head slams downward into his groin, taking the cock deeper with each passing moment. A sharp gasp escaped his lips as the tip hit the back of his throat, followed quickly by a loud moan.

He gags again, trying his best to ignore it, his nose filling up with warm liquid as the Lieutenant keeps pumping, milking him dry until the first shot hits his tongue and the next lands on the roof of his mouth. He tries not to think about it too much, his focus being on continuing to take everything he can. He swallows down the hot load as it spurts out of Lieutenant Harper’s dick, coating the back of his throat. It was salty and sour, something he couldn't help but taste. The sensation of his Captain filling him up with cum sends a shiver down his spine and his dick pulses painfully between his legs.

"That's it, pretty boy," His commander whispers, "swallow your Captain's seed."

[N]'s eyes flick upwards briefly, meeting the man's dark ones and seeing only lust and dominance behind them. He returns his attention to the task at hand, swallowing another large load of Harper's semen, and then sucking it off his shaft clean. Harper watches him intently, letting go of his hair so he can run a hand over [N]'s face, tracing his lips with the back of his knuckles. His fingertips are gentle, almost affectionate.

"Good boy," He murmurs, stroking his cheek tenderly. "I'll give you a treat later, don't worry."

The recruit nodes in response, suckling at the man’s tip.

His hand shakily reached for the Lieutenant's table, pushing himself to his feet and standing up from his knees. The room spins for a second, and the corners of his vision darken. Before he can trip over, Harper's strong arm catches him by the waist, supporting him. A hand rests gently on the small of his back, a warm breath against his neck as the older man continues to hold him close.

"Easy there," He murmurs, low voice reverberating through the recruit. "Can’t have you falling around like that."

[N] buries his head into the man's neck, burying his nose between his skin and the collar of his shirt. He breathes in deeply, smelling the faint hint of musk that still lingers within it. His cheeks are damp with sweat, eyes watering from his rough treatment.

"You alright?"

He nods slightly in response, not trusting his voice. The man gives a curt hum as he runs a hand down his cheek.

"Good boy," He whispers, letting go of him and patting him on the ass. "Now go clean yourself up, you look like shit."

#who thought it was a good idea to have this mofo join the army #ill be honest i feel like i didnt write lieutenant with much personality sorry anon #like hes just some random dom daddy you can pick off the street who doesnt care abt your consent yk?#but idk #maybe i shouldve given him an accent like the butchered pirate one Mobrukk #has #wow ok cut my tag off tumblr #anywayysss #x male reader #x male #x male smut #male reader #male reader insert #[[note: im imagining the us army bc im in the us and our army sucks ass so yeah]]#q.writes

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whoreforharlow · 1 year ago

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Omg you came back to us with a mans??? Are u now a considered a FORMER man hater??

Hey hey hey now, lemme make one thing clear: ONCE A MAN HATER, ALWAYS A MAN HATER 📣📣😤😤😤

Now that that's out of the way, he's ALMOST my man 🙄 I refuse to be someone's girlfriend until I'm formally asked lol, but it also pretty new, so no rush, but it feels soooooo right ☺️

He's the sweetest man I've ever met, like to everyone, not just me. He's so thoughtful and considerate and funny and smart and creative and ambitious and adventurous and patient as all get out 🥰 its nice because I'm such a tight ass and he's just like dude chill everything is fine lol, AND being with him makes me feel like everything is fine 🥰

Did I mention he also plans everything??? Like I'm getting a full itinerary for our dates, and he's not cheap at allllll and a fantastic tipper lol. He plans everything and I just show up and I've never had that before because I'm such a neurotic control freak😅 if I say I wanna go somewhere he makes it happen AND THEN SOME ya know, like even if I mention VAGUE interest in something, he's sending me a full breakdown of how he's gonna make it happen in less than 3-5 business days😂. Like any time i have free time, he's taking me out on a date, whether it's something elaborate or even just a late night walk by the river before bed. And he MAKES time for me. I said I missed him the morning after we hung out for literally hourssss, and ole boy rearranged his day to squeeze me in for lunch (he's like the head honcho where he works, so that's a perk lol)

We have so many of the same interests it's crazyyyyyy. Like if he didnt have photo evidence of his interest in these things, I would have suspected him of miming or just saying that so he can relate to me (this is how my damaged brain works lol)

And he's such a sweet talker, but not like the overly flirty kind, but the sweet subtle kind that makes my heart flutter.

I'm not gonna lie, I'm DISGUSTED with how much I care about a MAN 🤢 🤮 bUt He'S DiFfeReNT (said every whipped bitch ever😅)

And he's so cuteeeee! Like the prettiest smile, softest and most kissable lips, and dimples, and it just makes his sweet personality all the more sweeter. AND the man goes to the gym and his arms and chest have me drooling, and having his arms wrapped around me literally makes me knees buckle. Like he's so attractive, I can't look at him while he talks or else ill get distracted 😅

He's also a Pisces which I've literally been subconsciously attracted go my whole life. Every man I've been with or crushed on just so happens to be a Pisces, it's just my type I guess lol I doubt he believes in that kind of stuff, but I found it as a sign lol

Anyways, the takeaway from this is to hate all men until one makes you rethink years of suppressed, violent, feminine rage and makes you think "maybe it's not ALL men" 🤔

#personal #hes so ughhh #anons

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almadosol · 6 months ago

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thats the type of person you are🤢 fucking disgusting!! and you wanna make fun of me..LOL i’m literally being the bigger person. i could come for you so fucking hard. imma keep all the receipts too. you wanna come for me!?😂😂😂 bro stfuuuuy you’re literally the size of me 10 y.o cousin like what are you talking abt, fucking tiny ass dick, cums in 4 mins, doesn’t make me cum, leaves me a hickey so fucking huge on my neck AND you wanna make fun of ME?! OKAY. im not even playing your game. you’re literally devil spawn and the Lord will take care of that for me. you’re actually a disgusting human being. you should be ashamed of yourself. im embarrassed i even called you a friend at one point. wow that is truly truly heartbreaking. no one is good anymore. no one is truly nice. everyone has an ulterior motive. it fucking sucks. im a soft soul in the midst of all this bs and it always fucking hurts me fr. i could cry but i honestly can’t. im just more mad than anything i let my guard down so quick, for just anybody. i guess that’s what i get. karmas a bitch. lemme remind myself to stay in my lane cuz ain’t nobody really fucking w me 😭

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luvrrgirl444 · 6 months ago

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chapter 25: LASER TAG DEATHMATCH

IRL!

*italics are edits in the video !

“yooo, wassup guys!” as usual, connie screamed into the camera. you, sasha and jean all stood by him.

“yo, wassup guys,” eren, who was behind the camera, mocked. in a terrible american accent.

“looks around awkwardly” armin said, from behind the camera as well.

beep!

“yooo wassup guys!” connie screamed into the camera once again.

“it’s us, big cheese 4000 back again with another motherfuckin banger,” jean followed. you and sasha snickered. “why are you a cornball?” sasha asked him.

“man fuck y’all.” jean rolled his eyes.

“anyways! wassup guys! today we finna play laser tag! and..” you pointed to sasha.

“what you pointing to me for?” sasha asked, confused. armin cleared his throat behind the camera. “oh!”

beep!

“so, today we’re gonna play laser tag! and..” you pointed to the brunette again.

“and we got some special guests with us today!”

the camera flipped and the entire “brit gang” was shown. the royal entrance fanfare music played when the group was showed. all of their names and @‘s were placed onto their respective faces.

“we got big cheese 4000 vs the brit gang. this is the battle of the century.” connie exclaimed.

ymir groaned. “mate, there’s no way that’s what you’re calling us.”

connie shrugged. “the fans chose it, not me.” he looked around suspiciously. “-mate.” he added.

the singer rolled her eyes. “the fans won’t like it when i kick my foot up your ass, you idiot.”

connie’s eyes widened. he flipped the camera back to his face. “guys, ion feel safe right now.”

“that’s how i feel at every rehearsal.” eren chimed in. ymir jokingly glared at him.

beep!

“okay guys, we inside!” connie panned the camera around the building, recording every part of the neon interior.

“ooo, this is nice!” sasha said, reciting the tiktok audio.

“it’s kinda blinding me, actually.” historia piped up from beside her girlfriend. there was neon everywhere. and they weren’t even inside the laser tag arena yet.

“oh for sure. there’s fucking neon everywhere.” armin added, slightly squinting.

beep!

the video then cut to the group putting on their vests for the game. out of the group, connie was the only person struggling. jean panned the camera to the boy with the buzzcut, struggling to properly put on his vest. jean snorted. “need some help?”

connie rolled his eyes. “don’t fucking laugh bitch.” jean passed the camera to you, so that he could help his friend. you recorded and laughed. “this is mad embarrassing connie. what are the hoes gonna think about this?” you asked connie. in response, he stuck his middle finger up and rolled his eyes.

the rest of the group laughed. you then turned the camera towards them. “are you guys excited?” you asked. since there were four of you in big cheese 4000 and five in the brit gang, they had an extra person.

“yes!” sasha screamed. “i can’t wait to cook them!” mikasa and armin side eyed her. “um. okay.” mikasa said. “you’re not cooking shit.” she finished. sasha gasped. “just for that, i’m getting your fuckass first.”

you flipped the camera to show you and eren looking around. “awkward.” he said.

it then cut to a montage of you, sasha, jean and connie posing in the black vests with blue leds on them and blue lit laser guns in your hands. the lyrics of ‘barbie’ by jaidyn alexis and blueface played in the background.

BIG CHEESE 4000 😍😍

another (shorter) montage followed. eren, armin, historia, ymir and mikasa posed in the black vests as well, but with red leds and laser guns. the disgusted spongebob fog horn sound played in the background.

BRIT GANG 🤢🤢 (AKA THE OPPS)

beep!

SASHA

“okay, i hope you guys can hear me right now.” sasha said, whispering. you guys had bought some cheap ass smart glasses from amazon, in order to try to film the battle.

the footage was dark, but you could see parts of the neon led lights on the walls. “i’m hiding in a corner. i’m like deadass scared right now.” she said. “if someone fucking finds me i’m so cooked.”

a clip from earlier replays in slowmo. “i can’t wait to cook them” FRAUD in big, bold letters is edited onto her face.

ARMIN

“these glasses are so stupid. i feel like an idiot right now.” the blonde complained. “no shade to any glasses wearers out there.”

CANCEL HIM was displayed on the screen.

CONNIE

“everyone’s prolly hiding right now, but fuck that. yolo. you only live once.” he whispered, sneaking around the arena to find someone. after a minute or two he saw a red glow and prepared to attack.

“i’m locked in right now, gang. watch me get this easy kill.” he snuck around to the red that he saw, before raising his laser gun and shooting whoever was there. it was historia. she screamed, before her red lights went dim.

HISTORIA

she rolled her eyes. “bitch, you’re finished.” she said, before ymir came from out of nowhere and shot him in the chest. his blue light turned gray.

“WHAT THE FUCK???” connie exclaimed. historia laughed. “bro really thought he was gonna get away with it.”

“that’s literally cheating.” he argued. “no it’s not! we’re literally on a team????” historia argued back as they walked out of the arena.

YMIR

“connie’s such a little bitch, oh my god.” she snickered. “bruv thought he was getting away. ‘watch me get this easy kill’” ymir mocked.

SASHA

“oh my god, y’all. i just heard a fucking scream. what the fuck.” she whispered shouted. she heard footsteps and froze. “i fucking know there’s someone out there. i’m actually hella scared right now.” the person’s footsteps got louder and louder. sasha was scared shitless. until she saw the blue lights.

Y/N

“you scared the shit out of me, bruh.” sasha whispered, rolling her eyes. you sat beside her in the corner and giggled. “i’m sorry. i heard a scream and i got scared as fuck. i ran.” the brunette beside you laughed.

“should we just stay here until it’s like one british person left?” you looked up at the ceiling and saw that the count was 4 3. sasha nodded and snickered. “fuck yeah. that’s not cheating..right?”you shrugged.

JEAN

“i hear someone.” he whispered and looked around. “bro, this is like the fucking hunger games. whoever’s editing this, can you put the whistle?” he asked.

NO 😂😂 was put on the screen, before the iconic whistle played.

“i can literally hear someone moving right now. guys, should i go for it?” jean asked rhetorically. “nah, fuck that.”

EREN

“i’m honestly chilling right now.” he said. “i haven’t seen anyone, anyone hasn’t seen me.”

“i did hear a scream though, which was crazy. sounded like a girl, but it could’ve been connie. who knows?” he laughed.

KARMAS A BITCH. was put onto the screen, as well as a countdown.

TO BE CONTINUED..

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- im a bad lil bitch n im snipped like a BARBIE

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Thats crazy- literally so many people I follow have condemned Noah for what he has said on here. There are people who dont???

I want to give the benefit of doubt solely because idk what happens behind closed doors. I dont usually talk politics (this is more than just politics, its literal genocide) to my coworkers. I think two cast members don't have social media, and some only have their agents run it (which I've heard rumors they don't even have access to the accounts and couldn't share something if they wanted to). I wouldn't expect someone who has 0 social media to suddenly get it and post something- to me i would be more suspicious then, but thats only because people I know irl suddenly joined social media to be performative as fuck and try and gain a following and profit off this genocide (one bitch did it to try and sell her fucking mlm fuck her).

For all I know they could be donating money for relief efforts. They could have tried talking to Noah in private. I have zero clue. It disgusts me though. I plan to pirate the next season so they don't make money.

dude i must be following the wrong people or they’re just not showing up on my feed bc it’s been dead silent on my end 😪

i know joe quinn doesn’t have social media and such, and if any celebrity just made an account to be an activist i’d be VERY suspicious as well. i just wish that those who do interact with their own social media said something, bc if i had a platform and one of my coworkers was so vocal about supporting genocide, you best believe id be making it very fucking clear i do NOT agree with them. both to their face and to the public.

i get that they could be donating behind the scenes but it’s so important for people with power and influence to say something. i just can’t forgive that kinda stuff. like with david harbor liking noah’s posts— that’s a grown ass man!! absolutely disgusting 🤢 bye hopper lmao

honestly even if they speak up next week or the week after— yeah it’ll be fucking late and a bad look, but it’s better than never. just hope one day noah faces the consequences of openly cheering for genocide and eats his own words. and i hope the people who have supported him, fans and people in his life, share the same fate.

and yeah there’s no fucking way i’m watching the new season on netflix. i’m not even excited tho, so i can wait a day or two to pirate it. and even then, the new season will be revolving heavily around the fucking zionist pig boy who deserves a broken nose.

will byers die 20-whenever the fuck s5 comes out 😍

#another long one #helena speaks #also shout out anon ily

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randomcommentary · 1 year ago

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Commentary for The Idol Ep. 3&4 🫣

-woke her up out of her sleep to go shopping🫠 I wonder who paying

-Beautiful car but y’all can’t be doing the nasty with the top down

-assistant/bff is over it

-Maximillian Rattail thinks he Kanye dressing homegirl

-not him threading people with this weak ass voice😂

-she letting Rattail fire people and run her house after the first sleepover🧐

-we got the same satin scarf

-oh her chef is fine😏

-not Rattail slapping the fine chef and firing him

-this nigga in a windbreaker and an ugly one at that and telling her she doesn’t have a sense of style

-not having sex in the store lawd…

-this girl is so dumb

-Yas Dee question his ass!!

-they found out the backup dancer can hold a note and gave her song and video away😂

-girl get these cult members out of your house!!

-Sing Dennis Rodman Jr.!!

-they really just using her studio like it’s theirs🙃

-they all look like they stank

-not a family dinner. Baby, u got 2 weeks to make 3 hits and if you don’t the label will drop u!!!!

-Rattail sitting at the head of the table like he bought the house

-girl don’t make that photo for your photo album

-he looked at her like Ike did Tina at this table👀

-not the creative director falling for this bull rattail pushing

-GIRL KICK HIM OUT!!! U don't have to tell this man your business!

-he is not a therapist stop telling your business

-sitting at that table looking how he looking talking about I don't keep secrets from anyone knowing he playing the hell out this woman

-not the mama being abusive and controling I know she somewhere hot

-lawd no wonder Rattail was able to dig his claws into her

-what is going on???

-not abusing her with the same brush her mama beat her with😣

They should have canceled this shit and burned the rest of the episodes

Ep.4

-The weeknd and these random ass songs in these episodes

-not the help saying he got a Napoleon complex

-I knew my girl Dee was going to find out Rattail tea!!

-kidnapping and assault charges!!! Get that man out that house now!!!

-who told him to undo that rattail??

-trust him??? Bitch it's been three days!

-yass Dee going undercover

-I knew chole was underage😔 save her D!!

-a heroin addict as a teenager???!! Lawd

-damn backup dancer got a record deal already!!?

-if you gotta do this fifty shades of Rattail just to lay a track don’t do it in front of a crowd please

-what is going on????

-this is disgusting 🤢

-not the bff thinking the man that’s apart of the cult go think Rattail was wrong for what he did

-oh so this all the clothes Rattail got??

-so joss just telling everybody business

-wannabe Charles Manson ass

-Run creative director!!!

-🫣

-not hogtying this man

-a shock collar???!!!!

-not blaming this man for not outing her mother for being abusive!!

-girl fuck you and ya dead mama

-just fire him and leave him alone

-he told the whole truth about u and ya mammy and you couldn’t handle it

-this man is coked out his mind(push him down the stairs and say he fell)

-she don’t know that man from Adam Dee. He got prison tattoos but she ain’t really worried about the charges cause you think the woman he abused set him up

-telling her to tell the world about her abusive mother to tell some concert tickets...the whole world Craig??? Go tell the world instead of a therapist

-another Coke binge🙃

-bff/assistant need to call everybody at the label call tmz hell call Jenny jones cause I'm tired...

-yass young former heroine addict tell Joss about the setup between the backup dancer and Rattail

-not calling your ex to make Rattail jealous

-not him trying to be intimidating with this annoying ass voice

-he coked out his mind trying to fight

-lawd rattail go beat her ass with that brush for acting like she doesn't know him

-she really doesn't own any clothes that don't look like she works at P-valley

-she loves these Virginia super slim cigarettes

-girl really😒

-not rattail crying outside the door listening to her sleep with her ex

-creative director set the ex up for no reason...i guess he the new member to the cult

Yeah, they made the right decision on ending it early. I hope the last episode 20 minutes long...

#the idol #hbo #theweeknd #hbomax

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luvstargirl1 · 2 years ago

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Somebody needs to smack this bitch or something bc she’s acting like a fucking retard🤦‍♀️ How you gonna claim u a “victim” of rape but you wishing it on other people like pls somebody get this miserable ass hoe. I had never seen someone act like this it’s fucking disgusting 🤢

#joseph quinn #leave him alone #shut the fuck uuuuuuup

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imeverywoman420 · 3 years ago

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I am not nor have i ever been a fujoshi or a shipper but something about hannibal and will… like idk yall dont see the picture i paint so clearly in my mind. I always picture wills Southernness being way more prominent. I picture him and hannibal listening to that big green tractor song…. Hannibal drinking 🤮🤢 beer with will and hes just so disgusted sitting on this hot ass porch at night with will in some swampy backwoods hick town. But he loves will. Doctor Count Hannibal Lecter The 8th drinking a corona with will on a porch watching the fireflies. And for once he just doesnt say any of that gay shit like nietchean trout. Its always been about will being pulled into like. Hannibals evil fancy cannibal ways… but hannibal very much is obsessed with will. I think despite his surface level disgust at such low class shit he would savor a moment like that forever.

A moment where the Fancy Easily Disgusted Cannibal is covered in dog hair from wills dogs and mosquitos bite him constantly and bitch this porch is not structurally sound. and hes just like. This is nice im with Will my friend will graham :)

they do it like in the show its played off as completely friendly and heterosexual even tho its like literal gay sex.

Like i picture it in my mind so clearly im not even a blorbo type bitch HONESTLY im not…

#hannibal #im so sleepy

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yallmakemyassitch · 3 years ago

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I have an announcement to make.😁 Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch-ass mother fucker.😠 He pissed on my fucking wife, that's right.🤬 He took his hedgehog fucking quilly dick out and he said it was `this big 😏` and I said "that's disgusting".🤢 So now I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com.🐦 Shadow, you got a small dick.🤏🍆 It's the size of this walnut except way smaller.🥜🤏🤏🤏 And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: `*explosion*` That's right! All points! All quills! No pillows! It looks like two balls and a bong!💅🏻 He fucked my wife so I'm gonna fuck the earth!🌏 This is what you get, MY SUPER LAZER PISS!🤪 But I'm not gonna piss on the earth, I'm gonna go higher, IM PISSING ON THE MOON!!🌕 Take that Obama!👦🏿 I pissed on the moon you idiot!😎 You have 23 hours before the piss ✨droplets✨ hit the earth!🌏 Now get out of my sight before I piss on you too!🤪💅🏻😠 >:(

- London <3 @spoopy-scary-non-binary

london go the fuck outside

stay off the crack and take a nap or sum shit damn 🙄

#ask answered #anon?

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transpat · 3 years ago

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the player ep 1 liveblog

wow that was a pretty dramatic starter and wow are women hot.

give her best actress award already please

TAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY!! i missed him.

he's still a 6 in acting but a 10 in face so. also he's just v endearing

dont know why she's always angry but its kind of attractive

ew joss's character is disgusting. please not this step sibling shit its gross thank god giwi's a normal person

the way his dad talks reminds me of that hag from after dark

god i hate seeing joss so much idek why i hate this dude i just hate him

oof the chemistry !!

when is gmmtv going to realize most of their best actors are their women and they should really start making more women centered stories that aren't about women ripping each other apart...also a gl...like c'mon all this chemistry just going to waste on het plots why are men allowed to be gay why do women have to settle for a man's stinky pussy when they can do better why is gmmtv so misogynistic

astop these two are sooo cute. tay/kapook would be so powerful but ofc they're gonna hook her up w joss 🤢 and then kill her.

namtan's fits in this are all 💯💯💯 honestly that's the only reason i'm watching this show i get to see my favorite women in hot clothes. also giwi being a little bitch is hot i'm so into her

ok so my final verdict for ep 1: 3.5/10 (generous). its bland, boring, generic, predictable and all of those synonyms. does v little to involve the audience in the actual plotline besides namtan's performance. she single-handedly saved the pilot.

its only the first ep so i'm not going to make a judgement on the entire show, but i think what falls flat w dramas like these is how u can sympathize w none of these characters. whether its the goody-two shoes, or the greedy, pompous villain, there's no visible depth in their character, and i think that'll change as the eps go bc obv this is only ep1 but i wish they'd at least hinted to smth so i had a reason to go on. besides namtan's acting.

i think we should really get rid of the bad step mother/sister thing bc its so pointless, misogynist, perpetuates horrible untrue lessons for drama and is just. bad. like, even if a woman did marry into a family for money, she doesn't have to be a bad, greedy woman. even if the mother was someone who seduced a married man, the daughter doesn't have to follow her mother's footsteps. also. stepsiblings are siblings can they stop w the pseudo incest already its gross.

also the idea of girlboss in these shows just being ass women is so?? i love flawed women and i love villainous, bastard women, but i really, really hope they aren't glorified or justified for being women, they are assholes. i get why giwi wants that man but she's sabotaging someone else, another woman, for what she wants and its just. nah.

anyway, the best things out of this ep? namtan's acting, namtan's fits, namtan. jane's two second screen time where she out-acts the rest of the cast (not including namtan). kapook's acting improved a lot i'm proud of her. chimon!! in the preview!! icb we're getting chimon/namtan!!

the only things i'm interested in, is to see what fucked up plot they cooked to turn mim into that. and i wanna see more of jane. also. obv. namtan's acting.

immaculate. incredible. showstopping.

#i hate it honestly #but its only ep 1 and ik these kind of shows get better #sometimes they dont #im worried this might be that #i have absolutely no motivation to watch this except the cast honestly #like its such an overused plot #every character is a predictable stereotype #idk idk #the player the series #myra liveblogs

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