#discworld memes

[alyona11]

Vimes and Vetinari dialogues look great

[sighed-the-snake]

[scarecloud69]

the real reason why I drew those icons

[abomination-unto-nuggan]

[Vetinari:] 'Indeed, if a poor man will spend a year in prison for stealing out of hunger, how high would the gallows need to be to hang the rich man who breaks the law out of greed?’

‘I would like to reiterate, sir, that I buy all my own paperclips,’ said Drumknott urgently.

‘Of course, but in your case I am pleased to say that you have a brain so pristine that it sparkles.'

- Snuff, Terry Pratchett

[runephoenix6769]

Granny pulling up to the dwarves be like:

[librivore42]

Hot and fresh Wyrd Sisters memes because @serkershit requested it in the reblogs and how could I ignore one of my favourite Witch Books of all time.

Edit: Fixed some spelling mistakes. Don't meme while sleep deprived, kiddies.

[minervakarsh]

When I listened to this song: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hqEFhx8-CQ0&pp=ygUnbmV2ZXIgbWV0IGEgbmljZSBzb3V0aCBhZnJpY2FuIG9yaWdpbmFs , all I could think about was Discworld and Ankh-Morpork.

And I thought to myself: if I can think about it, why don’t I make it?

So… I rewrote this song Discworld-style! No points for guessing who the narrator here is, heh…

I’ve traveled this whole Disc of ours from here to Counterweight

I managed to escape alive from the Sender of Eight

I’ve flown on a dragon and I’ve fallen from the Rim

And I’ve met Death so often I’m a hobby now to him

I’ve been to Agatea, and I shook the ‘ntire nation,

But I’ve never met a nice Ankh-Morporkian!

No, he’s never met a nice Ankh-Morporkian!

And that’s not bloody surprising, man!

‘Cause we’re a bunch of arrogant bastards

Who hate dwarfs and trolls!

I once met a seamstress who knew nothing about sex

I haven’t been eaten alive while traveling Fourecks

I’ve once been in Death’s Domain and boy was it a shock

I’ve once fought a sourcerer with a half-brick in a sock

I’ve got a sentient Luggage and it’s absolutely savage

But I’ve never met a nice Ankh-Morporkian!

No, he’s never met a nice Ankh-Morporkian!

And that’s not bloody surprising, man!

‘Cause we’re a bunch of talentless murderers

Who smell like baboons!

I once controlled an army made of terracotta guys

I’ve been hit on by ladies who were my colleagues in disguise

I’ve been in another world where I’ve flown on a plane

And I have seen the world being created yet again

I’ve met a water troll who lived under the Rimfall

But I’ve never met a nice Ankh-Morporkian!

No, he’s never met a nice Ankh-Morporkian!

And that’s not bloody surprising, man!

‘Cause we’re a bunch of ignorant loudmouths

With no sense of humor!

I’ve met Cohen the Barbarian and he’s got diamond teeth

Thanks to my friend’s diary I’m an Agatean myth

I have met the Lady though I’ve never called her name

Because I’m her chosen pawn in all this goddamn game

I once had a good noodle but I’ve never had a poodle

And I’ve never met a nice Ankh-Morporkian!

No, he’s never met a nice Ankh-Morporkian!

And that’s not bloody surprising, man!

‘Cause we’ve never met one either!

(Except for Havelock Vetinari!

And he’s now on a train to Quirm!)

Yes! He’s quite a nice Ankh-Morporkian!

And he’s hardly ever killed anyone!

And he’s not smelly at all!

That’s why we put him in prison!

[dimity-lawn]

[spacerockband]

overly specific dnd meme that could also be about godhood if you think about it

[ggenggar]

[alyona11]

I’ve finished going postal so have this meme

[quekerahkerah]

Hey quick question, if i (a werewolf who's constantly wrestling with my own inhumanity, who both resents the fact that humans view werewolves as mindless monsters, and yet is also all-too-aware that my own werewolf family are cruel despots who deserve to die) ever snapped and became like my brother (embraced the monstrosity which i am sure grows even now within me) would you (my boyfriend, my walking moral compass, a Good Man to your very core) be strong enough to hunt me down and stop me? Yes? Cool, great, love you

[thinkanamelater]

I've started reading Discworld this year

[abomination-unto-nuggan]

Drumknott

[ladyloveandjustice]

"The only Elucidated Brother to be away at the time was of the dragon was Brother Fingers. He'd been sent out for some pizzas. [...] When the guards rolled up just behind Eroll, Brother Fingers was standing with a stack of cardboard boxes in his hands and his mouth open. Where the dread portal should have been was a warm melted patch of assorted substances." (Guards! Guards! by Terry Pratchett)

Did Terry Pratchett predict the Community meme? Or was the Community meme simply inspired by Terry Pratchett? Either way, he deserves to be honored for doing it first.

[magpiesketchins]

Moist Von Lipwig voice: Why are you telling me this, sir?

Vetinari voice: Because no one will ever believe you, Mr. Lipwig.

Based on this post because look I just. I just had to ok.