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Dating The Cross Guild HCs SFW + NSFW

Note: You can pry polyamorous cross guild out of my cold dead hands

Let’s be honest, being in a relationship with the three of them is a lot. Every aspect of your life is pretty much dialed up to 11. There’s constant danger, constant fighting, but constant love and affection too.

Buggy is the most physically affectionate, clinging to you whenever the two of you share a space. He loves PDA but never gets it from Crocodile and Mihawk so it all falls squarely on your shoulders, not that you’re complaining.

Mihawk is not one for PDA but that never stops his hands from floating to the small of your back when standing together or your thighs as you sit next to him.

It’s rare Crocodile will ever show affection in public but the second the doors close he gets handsy. He loves to have you sit on his lap at his desk while he works or having your legs draped over him while you sit on the couch.

Expect to be showered with gifts. Constantly. All of them are rich and will get you anything you want, in fact they all go out of their way to do so. Need some new clothes? Mihawk already restocked your closet. Jewelry? You’re practically swimming in gold because of Crocodile. And while Buggy does buy you things he mostly spoils you with experiences- going to shows or other fun adventures.

While the four of you don’t sleep together every night Crocodile’s room does have the giant bed you can all sleep together in. Most nights you sleep sandwiched between Buggy and Crocodile- Buggy latching onto you as the big spoon while you curl into Crocodile. Mihawk is on Crocodile’s other side since he tends to wake up first out of everyone.

NSFW

Going off of Crocodile loving having you in his lap you can bet most of the time he’s going to have you warm his cock. He will make you sit full for hours as he goes about his paperwork and you know better than to interrupt him. Of course, you love it too.

It’s always a bit complicated, having sex with four people, but all of you make it work. You and Buggy often take on the submissive role while Mihawk and Crocodile are more dominant. Buggy’s devil fruit often comes in handy- it’s not uncommon for him to be completely broken up so he can “be put to good use” as Crocodile often says.

Mihawk is more kind in bed than Crocodile- he’ll be the one to smooth over Crocodile’s harsher actions with praise and some relief. But that doesn’t mean he doesn’t have his fun. He loves to edge you until you’re a begging mess.

Crocodile is always the one in charge. Mihawk takes slightly less orders but you all know when Crocodile asks for you to do something you better do it- or there will be punishment. Not that the punishment isn’t exactly what you want sometimes.

Misbehaving will get you tied up by sand on the large bed, with Crocodile face fucking you while Mihawk takes you from behind. Buggy’s hands and mouth trail everywhere, overstimulating you. It’s rough and you will not be able to walk or talk for a while- but you can’t deny how much you love it.

Despite how rough they can be with you all three of them are good about aftercare. Buggy loves to cuddle and Mihawk takes to cleaning you up. Crocodile might be the least involved but he will never leave your side until you’re ready, and you know if you need anything he would do it for you.

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[5 6 and 25 if you're still doing that meme you reblogged a while ago.]

5: Cleanliness habits (personal, workspace, etc.) 

Sollux likes to keep things very clean and organized since clutter makes it much harder to locate things without his sight. He’s also very fastidious when it comes to hygiene, both because he lives in a toxic environment and because he is fond of routines that allow him peace and quiet without much guilt.

6: Eating habits and sample daily menu 

He is not particularly enthused about food and can forget to eat for long periods. He has a preference toward small, calorie and nutrient dense foods that can be consumed quickly.

His only food-related indulgence is Thraskian tea. He hates the taste but has fond memories associated with it.

25: How do they see themselves 5 years from today? 

Sollux does not actually expect to be alive in 5 years.