#disco elysium sylvie

[rhymeswithfart]

This campaign is vetted #388 on gazavetters' list. Low on funds, $5,531 / 25k

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[theanxiousbookdevourer]

So I just saw a Reddit post from someone who said they went into Disco Elysium with a dating sim / JRPG mindset, thinking flirting would lead to XP, and when I tell you I screamed…

This is not hating on OP; I loved their post and think their viewpoint is really interesting. It’s just… imagine going into DE and choosing every flirty option. Just one after the other.

Like just...

-1, -1, -1, repeatedly.

I guess I know what I'm doing next time I boot up DE: The Dating Sim Run.

[nonbinoclard]

recapping the last week's events

[mrtequilasunset]

nobody wants to say it but Garte and Sylvie are t4t

[faoluoo]

cupid cop

[dolorianwolf]

More,,,

[the-uncanny-dag]

Her taste in men is a form of self-harm (x)

[sydmarch]

She was fearless and crazier than him. She was his queen, and God help anyone who dared to disrespect his queen.

[allmightyscroll-swag]

Was anyone gonna ask me for more disco women, or do I have to do everything here all by myself? (/silly, lh)

[disco-elysium-quotes]

YOU - "Are you still there, kiddo? Listen... I've got everything under control."

SYLVIE - "No. What?"

YOU - "You and Garte, right? A little trouble under the sheets? Say no more, papa's got this. Big Poppa."

RHETORIC - God — what is happening in your HEAD?!

ELECTROCHEMISTRY - Big Big Poppa is happening.

[whirlinginroses]

I needed a Garte and Sylvie wedding photo in my life so I commissioned the wonderful @smolestboop and she delivered. My god look at them. 😭

We had a little discussion about Garte’s facial hair and agreed he’d probably smarten up for his wedding day (what is he, a degenerate?!) so here he is without his babybeard haha. He’s a smooth boy.

I was also surprised with the adorable Harry and Kim additional piece… it would be so sweet if they were invited.

Perhaps I’m being overly mushy given the world of Disco Elysium but isn’t it nice seeing everyone happy? 🥹

[theanxiousbookdevourer]

In honor of the poor girl who had to cold-call and politely pressure me into donating to my university's donation fund today...

Disco Elysium: Money Edition.

In conclusion:

[disco-archetypes]

YOU - "Hey, do you want to grab a cup of coffee with me some time?"

SYLVIE - "No, absolutely not."

REACTION SPEED - That came so fast you can't but wonder what else would she be good at.

[mrtequilasunset]

I was cleaning up my canvas and found a garte and sylvie thing i never finished. I don't remember where I was going with it tho

[doddsmountain]

Commission for @whirlinginroses

Garte and Sylvie’s moving day!

[kaijukebox]

I would love any sort of Garte and Sylvie hug... of course I would, it's me we're talking about 😂💕

Rose ILYSM, I expect nothing less and I will cater to all of your Sylvie/Garte requests for forever 🫶 you’ve fueled my love of them, I am in your debt!!!

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Pinterest sent today’s reference to the Shadow Realm…if I locate it again, I will link back to it!

*FOUND IT!