#disclaimer THIS IS A JOKE!! A JOKE!!

[epickiya722]

I think Horikoshi should pull a Akutami and be like "oh, by the way, Midoriya and AFO are related. AFO is actually Midoriya's grandfather on his dad's side. I didn't show Hisashi because he looks too much like AFO during his younger and it would have given it away."

And release a sketch of Hisashi.

[knightwithahundredkings]

My apologies to people named Gareth.

[lookitsstevie]

nice indeed 😇

(everyone already knows what the reference is but still)

[mimikabii]

Joke fell flat (like paper)

[dukeofash]

yeah they aren't ready for this

[april]

what if blocking someone on tumblr worked like banning someone from a minecraft server

[egophiliac]

So I was doing some math, and I THINK Skully is almost as tall as Malleus without his horns

I think the main reference to his height is Epel being surprised they're the same age because he's taller than Sebek, yes? which I find interesting, considering Jade and Malleus -- two of the tallest guys in the main cast -- are also there. and, since I've never been one to not think waaaay too much about the absolute stupidest minutiae about fictional characters, I see two possibilities:

one is that Epel is extremely good at eyeballing heights (I actually do feel like he could be? like. I'd believe he can estimate someone's height fairly accurately by calculating based on the life stages of an apple tree, or how many apples tall they are, or something else apple-related like that.) and Scully does, perhaps, fall into that narrow margin between Sebek and Jade in height.

OR two, out of the three certified Tall Guys there, Sebek is Epel's main frame of reference because he's the only one he's had any real interaction with for, let's be fair, pretty obvious reasons.

SO in conclusion, we still have no concrete answers and will probably have to wait until next year when we get his card profile, alas alas. 😔

[kayascodelorio]

#drop your ao3 handle armand #he's such a fanfic girlie

[hemipenal-system]

this is a forcefem (trans affirming genderplay) space, not a forcefem (whatever weird misogyny shit y'all got goin on) space. get on hrt or get the fuck out

[frownyalfred]

joke’s on everyone sending me shit because I’m going to Jewishpost about Bruce Wayne even harder now.

reasons I think Bruce Wayne is a Jewish Dad (non-canon reasons, just things he does that remind me of Jewish Dads I know):

he has longstanding beef with multiple people downtown but won’t explain

currently walking around with an injury he should’ve seen a doctor about at least two years ago

observing his kid do something stupid and hurt themselves “why did you do that?”

either has no adult friends at all or has a bunch but they’re all kinda weird so he never brings them up

happiest with the NYT crossword and coffee strong enough to pass as rocket fuel

loves his children. has trouble saying this out loud, explicitly, to his children

can fall asleep anywhere

[krisiverse]

ocd is the answer to the age old question no one ever asked, "what if your anxiety had autism"

[rysttle]

I'll be there on their side, I'm losing by their side-

[ariadne-mouse]

Caleb Widogast: my goal is to take down the Cerberus Assembly

Cerberus Assembly in C3: *disassembles itself*

Caleb Widogast: well I would have preferred different circumstances but you can't argue with results

[suicideenthusiast]

EVIL notes challenge

10 notes: theft

20 notes: kicking a random person the street

30 notes: manslaughter

40 notes: intentional murder

50 notes: illegal posession of weapons

60 notes: attempted murder by gun

70 notes: bank robbing

80 notes: fraud

90 notes: assassination

100 notes: grand theft auto

200 notes: vehicular manslaughter

300 notes: arson

(// hello future employers if you see this please ignore it this is a parody and i am a roleplayer)

[deuteragonist1]

Wait a damn minute Merlin is an actual nightmare of a servant. Imagine you're the Prince and all of a sudden and only two seconds after surviving an assassination attempt you're stuck with this scrawny, clumsy fucking dude with a really shifty air about him who spends literal days in the tavern with zero notice, steals your food, tried to spy on a guest, doesn't let you hunt, can never fucking be found when you need him even though he is the literal manservant to the prince, which you would think should be a priority but apparently he has better things to do, and is always talking like he's the only thing standing between you and certain death???? Then he gives you attitude? Literally I would throw things at him too. Arthur is misunderstood he's actually being too nice