#disclaimer THIS IS A JOKE!! A JOKE!!

[epickiya722]

I think Horikoshi should pull a Akutami and be like "oh, by the way, Midoriya and AFO are related. AFO is actually Midoriya's grandfather on his dad's side. I didn't show Hisashi because he looks too much like AFO during his younger and it would have given it away."

And release a sketch of Hisashi.

[starlightfae]

me, last week: my favorite holiday is coming up :3c mom: ? easter? st patrick's day? me: no no, it's not a holiday as in 'you get time off work' me: me: unless you and your coworkers all do something really funny

[knightwithahundredkings]

My apologies to people named Gareth.

[lookitsstevie]

nice indeed 😇

(everyone already knows what the reference is but still)

[nobutsrslyimagineit]

the phevolution

[blackbatest]

a batkid would vent to cass about their personal life but her ass is Not Listening so after like an hour she goes "will someone die?" and the batkid goes "no youre right im overthinking this, thanks cass you always put things in perspective" and cass is vaguely disappointed that she doesnt get to go fight someone and then goes back to thinking about muay thai or some shit. and thats how she ends up with a completely unearned reputation for being the most emotionally mature bat

[mimikabii]

Joke fell flat (like paper)

[dukeofash]

yeah they aren't ready for this

[april]

what if blocking someone on tumblr worked like banning someone from a minecraft server

[riotshotguns]

let’s lay on mama

[diornies]

movie night with horror buff will

[kayascodelorio]

#drop your ao3 handle armand #he's such a fanfic girlie

[krisiverse]

ocd is the answer to the age old question no one ever asked, "what if your anxiety had autism"

[frownyalfred]

joke’s on everyone sending me shit because I’m going to Jewishpost about Bruce Wayne even harder now.

reasons I think Bruce Wayne is a Jewish Dad (non-canon reasons, just things he does that remind me of Jewish Dads I know):

he has longstanding beef with multiple people downtown but won’t explain

currently walking around with an injury he should’ve seen a doctor about at least two years ago

observing his kid do something stupid and hurt themselves “why did you do that?”

either has no adult friends at all or has a bunch but they’re all kinda weird so he never brings them up

happiest with the NYT crossword and coffee strong enough to pass as rocket fuel

loves his children. has trouble saying this out loud, explicitly, to his children

can fall asleep anywhere

[rysttle]

I'll be there on their side, I'm losing by their side-