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Had a dream last night there was a new Tumblr feature called "WANNA SHARE WITH THE CLASS?" (all caps) where if you thought about something too often Tumblr would reach into ur mind and post it for you
#hater things 💗#i am a hater at heart#i am so mean to people in my head its not even funny#also splatoon probably
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Posting chris again hallelujah [ his pronouns are he / him btw ]
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guys i got a tumblr achievement what do i win
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Art dump but chris [ nors there too ig ] because i havent chrisposted on here yet and that is a criminal offense yes i WILL tag all of my chris art with chrisposting
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What if we logged into tumblr one day, and some of us just had blue verification checkmarks next to our urls but nobody knew why and staff was completely silent on the subject
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No matter how hard i try to find it i cant . Grizztar lost media
I remember seeing some pre splatoon 3 mr grizz x tartar fanart and i cant stop fuckibg thinking about it . Grizz was stuttering and tartar was a twink and everything . You cannot understand how funny seeing that is as i have had a splatoon spin since the first testfire and i therefore know that mr grizz wouldnt say that and that makes it 10 times funnier
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I remember seeing some pre splatoon 3 mr grizz x tartar fanart and i cant stop fuckibg thinking about it . Grizz was stuttering and tartar was a twink and everything . You cannot understand how funny seeing that is as i have had a splatoon spin since the first testfire and i therefore know that mr grizz wouldnt say that and that makes it 10 times funnier
#he wouldnt fucking say that#diversity win ! the mass murderers with connections to the now extinct humans are in a homosexual relationship !#im the number one mr grizz enthusiast i know he wouldnt say that#wheres the image of a tiktok where cartman or whatever says he goes by any pronouns and somebody put a caption thats like#and somebody adds like He Wouldnt Fucking Say That#me w mr grizz rn
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lately my splatoon and speedrunning special interests have been combining so now i bring you: splatoon 3 [ individual level ] pacifist speedrun . you cannot kill any enemies . You have to avoid every single one of them and run to the goal
Also some clarification on what counts as killing :
exploding octarians exploding does not count as killing as long as you were not the one to shoot ink and cause their explosion . if they exploded without you doing anything the run would be safe
bossfights dont count as all of the characters reappear in later cutscenes / story beats so therefore bossfights do not count as killing
whether smallfry would be allowed is up to you . obviously no matter what smallfry eating fuzzy ooze wouldnt count as harming smallfry OR the fuzzy ooze as you are feeding smallfry and the fuzzy ooze is not actually alive
Surprisingly a LOT of levels that you wouldnt expect to be possible w these restrictions are actually totally possible . Like some levels that are meant to be combat based are totally pacifist compatible as long as there arent any enemy triggers , aka stuff that only appears / moves and lets you go forward after killing one specific / all of the enemies in an area ! even then there may possibly be skips that could be done to bypass enemy triggers
Im not sure if a full game speedrun is actually possible so rather than immediately trying one there should be more research done into what levels are pacifist compatible and what ones are not and whether or not that would give you enough power eggs to beat the game before anyone tries a full game speedrun
N e ways thats all of my insane ramblings . God bless
#splatoon 3#long post#splatoon#sorry chat autism calls#i have a feeling that hypothetical pacifist splatoon 3 speedruns would literally be batshit insane to watch . especially live#like a lot of the run would probably be extremely precise and or chaotic#so like basically what im saying is we as a society need to speedrun splatoon 3#also avoiding enemies isnt actually required thats just what I did
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Shoutout to autistic and adhd people whose special interests/hyperfixations aren’t media-related. “autism is about writing fanfics about your blorbo scrunklies XDD” actually autism is about collecting miniature world war 1 airplane models
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every time i see sheldon from splatoon im like babygirl you have so much autism
#sorry chat im havign a splatoon hyperfixation#sheldon the number 2 autism mascot#old agent 3 / the captain is number one though
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splatoon characters react to you being infertile~
mr grizz:
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>goes to Grizzco
>asks if their salmon run is creepy or wet
>bear radio doesn't understand
>pull out a diagram explaining what is creepy and what is wet
>"its a good gig, kid"
>agree to do salmon run
>its wet
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