#disamoural

[ts2cambremon]

ROS (Random Occurence Scenarios)

For extra mayhem and the introduction of a little randomness to gameplay, nothing like an ROS!

Here is the one I've been using for my game, heavily inspired by a lot of great ROS out there, but tweaked to suit my game. In case it can be helpful for anyone, here it is! It's a d12+d6 roll:

-> 1

CONFLICT : war with another faction

PESTILENCE : make 3 people sick

PLAGUE : make 5 people sick

PENITENCE : to atone for bad deeds, a Sim willingly joins the Monastery for d10 days and makes a sizeable donation

NEW PET : create a new pet

LOOTING : bandits take all goods in inventory+cash, lower relationships with members of the household

-> 2

FOREIGN ENVOY : create a merchant/ambassador

SETTLERS : create new Free-folk family

SURGE OF MAGIC : one random person becomes supernatural

DISAMOURED : break up a couple

NEWCOMER f : create an NPC

PRISONER : bandits take a person hostage and ask for ransom

-> 3

THIEVING : a playable low class Sim takes 5 things from household

ROTTEN WATER : the well becomes unusable for a season

FIRE : fire breaks out, let it spread 3 tiles before fighting it

SNOWSTORM : stuck inside for 2 days, venturing outside is death

SPIDER ATTACK : combat roll for survival chances, scars, if mage, chance of reward

ANIMAL SICKNESS : all lifestock dies

-> 4

TREE ROT : all trees must be cut down in 3h or otherwide have to be deleted

LENIENCY : can avoid paying rent for 1 day

PILGRIMAGE : entire household goes to a community lot to pray

FOUND TREASURE : one person in the family finds a hidden treasure of 20K

SUDDEN WISDOM : a Sim gets 5 skill points to distribute

LEVYING : taxes are doubled for a day

-> 5

FERTILITY : a Sim in the family has twins

SPECIAL GUEST : someone joins the household

DISTINGUISHED SERVICE : if Serf : freed, if other : jump to upper class, if Mage : give gift to lower class

FOUND HEIRLOOM : a Sim acquires a rare object

BOUNTY OF WOOD : 10 wood stacks added

BOUNTY OF FOOD : 10 foodstuff added

-> 6

CAPTIVE : add a Serf to the clan

PLANT ROT : all crops die

FEASTING DAY : organize a party with music and 3 dishes

WOLF ATTACK : summon wolves, roll for chance of death/becoming a werewolf

REJUVENATING : add 3 days of life to a Sim

FALSELY ACCUSED : a conflit erupts with the Sim with the lowest relationship score

-> 7

DEADLY ACCIDENT : a Sim dies

BLOODLUST : a Sim must kill another within the season

CAUGHT A SPECIAL GOOSE : obtain the goose with the golden eggs

CAUGHT A RUNAWAY BEAST : obtain a farm animal

BRAIN WORMS : obtain Insane trait, randomize personality points, aspiration failure, gain friendship with a spirit

TASTES CHANGE : change turns on/off and aspiration

-> 8

CHARITABLE : make a sizeable donation to a needy serf or to the Monastery

SERVICES RENDERED : gain 5K+ friendship with Starschin or Intendant

SEDITION : Sim becomes enemy with 1 Sim of upper rank and badmouths them

NEW LOOK : change clothes + makeover

SPECIAL DRUGS : maxmotives+motivedecay off for 1 season, d2 roll for aspiration failure at the end of the season

BANISHED : 1 Sim is banished from the clan, becomes wolfshead

-> 9

NEW MEMBER : a Sim from the household must join a group (Watch, The Blades, Brothel, Monastery, Secret Society (if available), Merchant Guild (if available))

QUARANTINE : 1 Sim is stuck inside for 1 season

PREMATURE : 1 Sim ages up (closest to birthday)

PRISON : 1 Sim is locked up by the Guards or a Mage

SACRIFICE : 1 Sim is designated for sacrifice

CLAIMED BY THE SPIRITS: alien abduction

-> 10

UNWITTING INSULT : enemy with a Mage, must build up the relationship to a friendship within 1 day or be sacrificed

WIDE HIPS : have a child with a Mage

UNLIKELY FRIEND : become friend with someone from another class

BLESSING : gain 10 skill points to distribute and 2 badges

ALLIANCES : contract a marriage between your child (or younger family member) and a friend’s child, throw engagement party

GIFTS : get 10 ingredients from catalogue

-> 11

BLACKMAIL : either blackmail another Sim or be blackmailed by another Sim

REUNITED : organize a family get-together, if no extended family, throw a big party

CORRUPTION : must give a member of the Watch 10K or face (legitimate?) detention

HIDDEN TALENT : 1 Sim gains a badge

SAILOR’S CALL : a Sim from the household must become a sailor (if river or sea travel is available)

LOCALISED CONFLICT : initiate a conflict with a neighbour over property/behaviour of children

-> 12

LOST HERD : add d10 farm animals, roll again d4 : 1 : owners never found 2 : nearest neighbour is owner, claims them- can give the herd back or refuse 3 : owners are passing merchants (if manage to keep herd inside for 5 days, the herd is yours) 4 : if Mage/Watch walk-bys for next 5 days, hand over the animals to serfs on magelands

CURSE : go into aspiration failure

NEWCOMER m : create an NPC

ASYLUM : hunted down or persecuted, claim asylum in the Monastery

LOYALTY : add 10 customer stars/make a friend linked to occupation

IMMORTALISED : get a portrait done

[violentdevotion]

the very presence of conrad is making team ava godawful at volleyball. get you a man who has a generally unpleasant aura that leaves your opponents disamoured

[aquariclione]

new-ish terms?

so! um! i wanted to coin terms similar to the ARCsexual umbrella...

introducing: ARCromantic (or ARC-R). basically the same thing as ARCsexual, but for romantic instead

proamoural = romance-favorable (symbol is eros)

anamoural (or nullamoural) = romance-indifferent

disamoural = romance-averse (you're opposed to participating in romance but don’t mind romantic activity that doesn’t involve you)

antiamoural (or revulamoural) = romance-repulsed (you are opposed to/repulsed by romance in general)

erisamoural (or chaoamoural) = romance-conflicted or romance-ambivalent

requisamoural = a feeling of aversion and/or repulsion due to trauma and/or emotional/mental exhaustion. as of now it is disabled and ND exclusive

ARC-Rflux (or amouralflux, archerflux (ehehe get it archer-arrow)) = fluctuating ARC-R feelings

im pretty sure ARCsexual can also be used for allos so alloromantics are free to use this as well (im questioning if im aroflux so i mean. h)

[drjacquescoulardeau]

Right at the Bottom of the Urn [Kindle Edition] Jacques COULARDEAU (Author),  Annunzio COULARDEAU (Illustrator)

 The score is full of notes, filled with notes, notes and bars that have no shape at first, except going up and down, at times clustered in bunches here and there. The composer looks at his score, perfectly and neatly printed in world-class toner on the paper. And he has the sudden envy – and he has that sudden envy every single time he comes to the end of a composition – to be able to take it and shake it and rearrange it all haphazardly, maybe one day even empty it into the kitchen drain or flush all those notes down the toilet in the bathroom. Good riddance.

To Ivan Eve,

at a time when the sky was all smiles

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Publisher: Editions La Dondaine; May 15, 2010, Format Kindle (Amazon)

Language: English – ASIN: B0099LG6UY – $5.27   € 4,11 

 PARIS MY DISAMOUR FARE THEE WELL SOUVENIR

 Paris t’es fini

Et dir’ que t’étais

Mon dernier amour

Paris forever

Buried gone

Forever smashed

 Mathieu came first

The son of a Commie

Vain in his suburb

Sure in his future

Provocative proud

Love for him was

Whisky Vodka Cognac

Wine Beer laced with Hashish

And girls on top

When he was drunk

[…]

[beyond-mogai-pride-flags]

Disaffectional Pride Flag

Traditional definition of disaffection: a state or feeling of being dissatisfied with the people in authority and no longer willing to support them.

Disaffectionality: an identity for expressing you don’t feel affection or denoting form(s) of attraction that are not affectional. You may experience affectionacy but in reality you want to connote a non-affection towards people/things.

See also: nonalterous/unalterous, analterous, aphilia, anattractional, nonamory, agamy. Keywords: unaffectional, disaffected, disaffective, disaffectivity, unaffective, nonaffective, asocial, disamour/disamory/disamorous.

- Ap

[drjacquescoulardeau]

Jacques Coulardeau & Paris @AmazonKindle (2)   Right at the Bottom of the Urn [Kindle Edition] Jacques COULARDEAU (Author),  Annunzio COULARDEAU (Illustrator)  

The score is full of notes, filled with notes, notes and bars that have no shape at first, except going up and down, at times clustered in bunches here and there. The composer looks at his score, perfectly and neatly printed in world-class toner on the paper. And he has the sudden envy – and he has that sudden envy every single time he comes to the end of a composition – to be able to take it and shake it and rearrange it all haphazardly, maybe one day even empty it into the kitchen drain or flush all those notes down the toilet in the bathroom. Good riddance.

 To Ivan Eve,

at a time when the sky was all smiles

 From his Lord Wotton

at a time when he fell for Dorian Gray

the toy of the Lord Shiva of all Perdition

preparing for the shiva’h of his youth

lost in the seven veils of his maturity

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  PARIS MY DISAMOUR FARE THEE WELL SOUVENIR

 Paris t’es fini

Et dir’ que t’étais

Mon dernier amour

Paris forever

Buried gone

Forever smashed

 Mathieu came first

The son of a Commie

Vain in his suburb

Sure in his future

Provocative proud

Love for him was

Whisky Vodka Cognac

Wine Beer laced with Hashish

And girls on top

When he was drunk

 Paris t’es fini

Et dir’ que t’étais

Mon dernier amour

Paris forever

Buried gone

Forever smashed

 Then came Tiphaine

Delicate dainty

Mummy a doctor

Daddy an engineer

She liked kissing

Long long endlessly long

She loved nudity

She enjoyed perversity

I was her desert bowl

For ice cream and yogurt

 Paris t’es fini

Et dir’ que t’étais

Mon dernier amour

Paris forever

Buried gone

Forever smashed

 I moved to Sofiane

An Arab a Moslem

No alcohol no sex

Just love in the eyes

Love in the words of the mouth

Love in the fear

The desire the awe

Of loving and being loved

Don’t touch don’t hug

Uncorporeal love

 Paris t’es fini

Et dir’ que t’étais

Mon dernier amour

Paris forever

Buried gone

Forever smashed

 I wanted something

Carnal and bloody

Muriel was the trip

She loves with her teeth

With her nails she streaks

My back with scratches

Deep, red, oozing

Blood exquisite pain

Orgasm tons of cum

Gooey pussy juice

All over my prick

 Paris t’es fini

Et dir’ que t’étais

Mon dernier amour

Paris forever

Buried gone

Forever smashed

 It took me at least

Two weeks to survive

I looked for Ivan

The terrible shy skater

His eyes disrobe you

His voice skins your mind

But no sex please

We are Slavonic

The lull of a lullaby

The charm of hypnosis

 Paris t’es fini

Et dir’ que t’étais

Mon dernier amour

Paris forever

Buried gone

Forever smashed

 I needed exoticism

So I went to Faïda

Black, plump, thrilling

Direct to the point

And the point is my prick

Direct to the point

And the point is to cum

There is no secrecy

It is right away out public

I enjoy being a toy

 Paris t’es fini

Et dir’ que t’étais

Mon dernier amour

Paris forever

Buried gone

Forever smashed

 But Sometimes I like

Privacy and shadow

I had an affair with

The ghostlike Evelyne

For the world she is a virgin

For everyone she is a prude

For everybody she is modest

But for me she is flesh

She likes flesh and sweat

She can cum hours on end

 Paris t’es fini

Et dir’ que t’étais

Mon dernier amour

Paris forever

Buried gone

Forever smashed

 Then I was exhausted

I could not bone any more

For days I needed a rest

I needed a friend

One that does not jump

And rapes others instantly

One I could love

With my heart my soul

One that could love with his heart

And that one was Arthur

 Paris t’es fini

Et dir’ que t’étais

Mon dernier amour

Paris forever

Buried gone

Forever smashed

 Jacques COULARDEAU