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dis-aster9255 · 26 days ago
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Layla, Marc, and Steven
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dis-aster9255 · 15 days ago
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I genuinely had no idea what to do so I just mixed my sona with a space theme mykdhdhdsggsf
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Anyways
@avocadoart @slimelover165 @random-tail
Design what your blog would look like if it was a person!
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The picrew
I tag @red-skady @superchat @eviligo @maplepastry @nek0hime13 @bestgirlsyndrome @gentlesakura @games2girlsdotcom @deadlycoffee @bunny-stickers @starbitsun @888lvl @little-ikea-waldo @delanore-roosevelt @fefeps @imnevernice no pressure at all!!
If anyone else wants to join dont hesitate to reblog!!
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aster-daydream404 · 2 months ago
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Yippees for friendship 🥹🥹🥹
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nervocat · 3 months ago
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ok post abt vil with a gummy smile let's GO (putting a cut below)
So to explain why I see him with one is mainly bc um I'm insecure abt my own gummy smile at times, hence why I give a lot of my favorites gummy smiles, but with vil it's like. He's a very famous person, so to me it's like .. idk. It's rlly hard to explain 😭😭 pls tell me you guys know what I'm trying to say.. it affirms to me that yeah gummy smiles are OK and COOL
Now his feelings towards his gummy smile would be slightly complicated?? He just wouldn't hate it, be ashamed of it or be THAT insecure abt it. He knows it's not uncommon to have one, not at all, but he hides it a lot from the public (mutual in law @/v-anrouge (aster) said this.. bc devil @'d him abt my ask I sent to devil.. which was scary.. but I hadn't thought abt that so it's getting a mention) so that complicates things I feel. I know there are gummy smiles that show more gum than others, mine show my gums quite a bit, so I feel like if he had one (I say he does) like that it'd be kinda of hard to hide — I struggle hiding mine, so I just cover my mouth with my hand when laughing — which I think he does when in public at least. He's probably practiced a lot to hide his smile while doing famous things or whatever but he doesn't always hide it
And if someone he knew had a moment of insecurity/is insecure abt their gummy smile (ME (sometimes)), he's just casual abt it and is like “It's not uncommon to have one, you know. And I think it looks fine on you” or smth like that, he just wouldn't mention HE has one. That's for you to figure out
ok I think I said everything I wanted to say IS THIS GOOD GUYS BE HONEST
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dis-aster9255 · 3 months ago
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REPOSTING MY ART HUH /lh
Anyways
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I’m not surprised in the slightest xD
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Thanks for tagging me, @chaoticfandomgirly !❤️
And the lucky man is…
D.C.I. Mike McGuire from Whitstable Pearl!
Don’t mind if I do! A lovably grumpy bear of a man, who I would climb like a tree given half the chance!
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I tag @all-or-nothing-baby @guiltypleasurefandomface @fireladybuckley @kinkykinard @a-victorian-girl @katries and anyone else who wants to play. No pressure on anyone who doesn’t!😘
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thebettertwin-obviously · 4 months ago
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INTRO WOOOHOO!!
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art by @mrsleepytello !
Finally had the balls to finish this!!!!!!! (AUGSHSH i did this so many times aughhh)
Hehehja anygayysss the names Leon!!! (Elijah works too!), he/it/they, fiction kin :0, neurodivergent & mentally ill, tone tags needed sometimes, dm to get to know me more! ^_^
Im just a silly dude tryna make friends / talk to my kinfam (and maybe annoy them but shh/silly)!! Hmu if u mess w any of the fandoms im in :3 might post little rambles & art & updates bout my life, stick around to find out :3
Interact man!! I dont bite (or do i?…/j) — No DNI (other than like Basic DNI & Proshippers / TCESTERS), just dont be gross, k?
MY KINFAM!!! (I love you guys so much 💙/fam)
My insomniac twin dressed in purple!! (Donnie :P) -> @don-a-tron9000
Sir silly samurai (Yuichi ^3^) / Disney Junior!! (Casey Jr :D) -> @apocalyptic-future-boy
Mr. I get no sleep (Uncle Tello :3) -> @aster-in-disaster
Sensei one arm (Older me :0) -> @dis-in-disaster
Very honourable mentions !! (I love you guys eeek!!/p)
Mama!!! / Fagatron parent 1 (yu !!!!!) -> @yuzivzz
Purple testis!!! / Fagatron parent 2 (nyota!!!) -> @cyutezombie
Retty ^0^ -> @secretlytherealsonicthehedgehog
Casey >:3 -> @d1zsly
Emjay B) -> @randomcerealbrand
Not too proud of this, but thank you for reading !! X3
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apocalyptic-future-boy · 4 months ago
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INTRO POST!!!
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^art by @/funneylizzie
Alright, lets do this one more time.
The name is Casey Jones, CJ, or any nicknames you can come up with.
This is yet another side blog! Somewhere where I can ramble on about stupid things, interact with my friends, and share some of my kin memories/feelings related to my media. (I’m going to be very lenient with this blog because it’s mainly an ask blog)
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KINFAM🫶🫶(thanks Leon for the cool label)
Sensei (AKA old Leo) -> @dis-in-disaster
Uncle Tello -> @aster-in-disaster
Dontron (AKA younger Donnie) -> @don-a-tron9000
Leon/lima bean -> @thebettertwin-obviously
Not apart of the kin fam but here's the bestie (AKA a piece of shit /aff) -> @secretlytherealsonicthehedgehog
Boundries + other stuff under the cut^^
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Boundries!
I'd rather not copy and paste this whole section all over again so here goes nothing
This will primarily NOT be a roleplay blog. I am a Casey fictionkin.
Do not under any circumstances send me asks about romantic relationships with other characters from my rottmnt or any other media, I will make sure your days are numbered. (this is a joke but seriously don't)
Tc*st enjoyers get the FUCK off my page you're not welcome here <3
You can send in any asks you want! Art requests, questions about myself or my media, you can even just say hi for all i care!
There are absolutely no problems with mediamates or doubles, interact as much as you'd like!
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Tags!
I'll be more organized on this blog again, so here's what tags will look like:
Our own art will be under #🖌️ my art
Fictionkin memories/feelings will be under #💭 memories
Ask games will be under #🍓 ask game
Answering questions will be under #🍓 answered
Interacting with my lil' family will be under #🫶 kinfam
Talking about random shit or just other stuff will be under #🫐 rambles
Other tags might be added as I use the blog more!!^^
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Other!
Gender is weird, but he/xe is preferred!
Main blog is parasitic-anomaly
Yuichi Blog
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rabbit-parasite · 5 months ago
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Intro post!!
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”Ha! I’m never impuls…is that a yo-yo?”
^art by @/kamikan
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Hi hello!! My name is Hase but nicknames work too :P (note that I do not go by Yuichi or Usagi, please do not call me either.)
This is my side blog (wowie) somewhere where I can ramble on about stupid things, interact with my friends, and share some of my kin memories/feelings. (Truthfully, I’m going to be very lenient with this blog because it’s mainly an ask blog)
KINFAAAAAMM🫶 (I’m so sorry for the tags guys I wanted to re-do this)
Lima bean (Leon) -> @thebettertwin-obviously
Dontron -> @don-a-tron9000
Old Lima bean (old Leo) -> @dis-in-disaster
Dontron 2.0 (old Donnie) -> @aster-in-disaster
Not apart of the kinfam but I’m legally obligated to include her (the bestie) -> @secretlytherealsonicthehedgehog
Boundries + other stuff under the cut^^
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Boundries!
Before we start I'd like to say that I am NOT a roleplay blog. I'm a Yuichi Usagi fictionkin, not a roleplayer. I'm still a teen IRL and will block you if you're weird.
Do NOT send me asks about romantic relationships with other characters from my media, (or frankly, any other media) as I do not see them that way and I am aroace.
You can send in any asks you want! Art requests, questions about myself or my media, you can even just say hi! Anything that isn’t weird or previously stated to be off limits is on the table, go nuts!
I have absolutely no problem with doubles or mediamates! (it would actually be so cool of you to,, idk,,, interact maybe /nf)
I also love to discuss my media! I don't have bad memories/feelings tied to events (that I'm aware of) so genuinely don't be afraid to ask me things about it!!
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Tags!
I'll be a little more organized on this blog, so here's what tags will look like:
My own art (often reblogged from my main account) will be under # 🖌️ my art
Fictionkin memories or feelings will be under # 💭 memories
Ask games will be under # 🫐 ask game
Me answering questions will be under # 🫐 answered
Me talking about random shit or just other stuff will be under # 🍰 rambles
ME INTERACTING WITH THE SILLIES # 🫶 kinfam
Other tags will be added as I use the blog more^^
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Other!
Gender is weird, but my current pronoun preference is he/him and bun/bun's. You can use other pronouns as well (like it/its) but just don't use she/her.
My main blog -> parasitic-anomaly
Casey blog
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sidersstuff · 2 months ago
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Stargazing Skies
A/N: woah okay! here we go, first story! feedback is always appreciated, uh, hope you enjoy. I don't know what else to say. Story under cut !👍
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It was a calm, clear night, with no clouds in the sky. Perfect for stargazing, so that’s exactly what Clementine and Aster did. They had set up a small picnic earlier in the day and were currently using the blanket to shield their bodies from the harsh, cold ground. It was mostly Aster pointing out different constellations and their stories. Clementine had heard them a million times before but as long as it was Aster telling her then she didn’t mind at all. It had started to get a bit chilly out, not so much that they were uncomfortable, but they did huddle together a bit more.
“That one there,” Aster gestures to a small cluster of stars in a bit of a wonky cross formation, “That’s Cygnus. Orpheus, son of Calliope and master of the lyre, fell in love with Eurydice, a tree nymph. On their wedding day though, she got bit by a snake, and Orpheus was widowed the same day he was married. He traveled all the way to the Underworld, and passed Cerberus by playing the lyre. He traveled to the throne of Hades and Persephone, both of them sobbing due to his song. The tune had touched the god of death’s heart so much, that he let Eurydice follow him back out of the Underworld, but he could not look back at her until the both made it out. He managed making the whole trip without looking, actually, but he made the mistake of looking back as soon as the warm sun engulfed him, and not his wife. She had been sent back, and when he died eventually, he couldn’t see her even then. He cried out, the wails reaching Apollo, who turned him into a swan and placed him and his lyre, it’s to the west right there, the like weird hourglass right there, anyways, Apollo placed him and the lyre in the sky to live on.” Aster rambled on, their face lit up, they knew a lot about the stars and loved to recite the stories they had memorized so young.
Clementine loved to watch and hear them ramble on about astronomy. It didn’t take too long for Aster to notice her staring, she looked at them as if they were the one to place every single one of the stars they loved so much in the sky. They said nothing though, only staring back.
After a few minutes, Clementine breaks the silence. “Hey, Azzie, did you know that the brain lives on for about seven minutes after death?” Clementine asked, still staring at Aster, but they both had shifted to a more comfortable position, Aster's head against Clementines chest, her hands idly braiding the lilac locks. “No, I didn’t know that, that’s pretty cool. I wonder what it’s doing during that time.” Aster replies, looking up slightly, but quickly looking back at Clementine, who responds, “A lot of people say that it replays the person's best memories in life.” Aster hummed in acknowledgment, thinking about it for a minute, before answering “That’s a pretty interesting thing to think about, isn’t it?” Clementine just nodded, and they sat in comfortable silence for a while, before Clementine interrupted it by saying, “You would be in all of my seven minutes.” Aster doesn’t say anything for several seconds, caught off guard a bit, but finally responds with a simple, “You would be in mine.”
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butterscotch-goat · 3 months ago
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I drew Grace as the Preacher's daughter album cover........
(unblurred version + rambles below the cut!)
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^^yoinked the painting of ya boy jesus straight from the album cover btw, it just didn't work when I tried to recreate it,,
OK!!! SO!!! This is a tentative decision,, it may change in the near future, but as of typing this, THAT^^ is what Grace looks like when she dies. She wore the nicest dress she had to court, and kept it on til she was executed. Although it's similar to Aster's dress (which is kind of how fashion trends work,,) I didn't want any of the details to be too exact, because they're each their own person (something something themes about humanity you get the jist). The flowers in the vase are buttercups to represent childishness or childish joy, which can indicate a couple things! One thing obviously that she died a child, another that she was happiest when she was even younger than she is now, and the other being that her last moment alive was her giggling at something silly; she listened to the song Martha was playing on the piano in the church, and when she realized Martha chose to play "Amazing Grace" (because of course she did) Grace laughed. Because it's a silly thing!! Playing "Amazing Grace" for a girl named Grace!! It's funny! So Grace laughed a girly little childish laugh in earnest
If you haven't listened to Preacher's Daughter by Ethel Cain PLEASE DO or at least listen to Ptolomaea PLEAAASE it's so good the lore is BONKERS AND ITS SO GOOD
Edit: yes I did draw this to procrastinate another drawing. We stay silly.
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dis-aster9255 · 3 months ago
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Hi hi hello this is gonna be both a mix of like actual character analysis and a few headcanons cause these characters haven't left my head for two months.
But yeah I'm gonna be applying the idea that Steven, Marc, and Jake are all autistic and it's not just Steven. (based on what I know and my own experiences) :D
(Warning: it's long.)
Steven:
Okay so Steven is the one with the most visible evidence because i believe he's the only one who doesn't try to mask
He either does not care what people think of him or straight up doesn't notice that he's acting differently than "normal"
When he's confused he'll just straight up ask like with Dylan ("are you asking me out??")
The hyperfixation/special interest in ancient egypt. He's learning ancient egyptian and hieroglyphics he's SERIOUS
He works at a museum specifically because of that as well
Taking literally any chance he can to talk about it even if the people he's talking to clearly don't care (ex. Donna)
He got so excited when Layla knew what he was talking about like come on
Also ROUTINE
Every evening he adds the tape on his door, replaces the sand, and puts the ankle restraint on before going to sleep
Ik that's supposed to be because of Marc but it's a routine and it's clearly always done the same every night.
Calls his mother every day even if she doesn't answer (we know why but :( )
Also the necklace. It's barely visible but it is there every day
The way he stands:
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Need i say more? I don't but I will
Seriously though I'm pretty sure whenever he's fronting he's like never standing still
Either like this or messing with whatever is in his hands
The rubix cube. He can finish that thing without looking at this point its not a puzzle it's a fidget object.
Now for some not fun things
He gets overwhelmed at least twice in the show
Once after he finds out everything with his mom and once with Layla
The one with Layla I understand completely, stressful situation along with two people yelling at you is the worst thing and I know the exact feeling.
Either way both times he was constantly repeating the same word over and over again while basically folding in on himself to avoid whatever was happening around him.
On a lighter note Steven expresses his genuine excitement openly
He was dead but he was still so happy he finally was able to meet someone who knows what he's talking about in ep 5
Idk how to transiton to Marc but HERE WE GO
Marc:
Okay so while I was doing this I realized I related to Marc a lot damn
Anyways Marc masks the majority of the time
Like all the time I don't think he ever hasn't even around Layla
His voice is so monotone and the way he expresses the changes in emotion is by getting either louder or quieter instead of anything else
That entire scene with Mogart and the sarcophagus. There is not way he wasn't forcing every aspect of that interaction
Holding out his hand until Mogart finally shook it because "this is how normal interactions start right???"
When he's asked why he wants to see the sarcophagus he has no idea how to respond and gives the most non-answer ever. Everyone thinks it's weird but he doesn't notice, it worked so whatever
Episode 5
We all know Marc hides his emotions
It's obvious
But what if he's hiding them because they're too much for him to handle, or he just straight up doesn't understand them
He runs from problems cause he doesn't want to confront his feelings
He ran from Layla because the issue with Khonshu was too much to deal with instead of having one conversation about it
He ran from his mother's shiva cause it was too many conflicting emotions
And when Steven was reliving the worst memory of his life he ran again (idk if it's like actually canon or not but I believe that while Steven was going through the memory he could hear the whole thing echoing through the hallways)
He also seems like the type to not show emotion on his face unless it's a strong one, but that's just what I think I've not no actual evidence for this
Anyways like with Steven he also gets overwhelmed a few times in the series
And he does what not many people are willing to talk about and gets aggressive when that happens yayyyyy /lhj
Seriously though in the scene in ep 5 when he doesn't want to confront his mother's abuse again
Yelling and hitting himself repeatedly same man same
In ep 2 when Steven is yelling at him through the mirror he breaks it so he can get some silence and then gets tormented by Khonshu which rude, asshole
Aggression can seem like the easiest way to deal with things so I get it, it happened quite a few times in this show
ON A LIGHTER NOTE
He also gets hyperfixations he just doesn't exactly have the time to indulge himself
The movie
Idk how much we should trust therapist Harrow in certain things but he made a note to mention that Marc has watched that movie a LOT
He loved that movie as a kid
He doesn't have much of a routine besides putting everything back the way it was before Steven can wake up but I think he deserves one
Jake:
This is gonna be short he had four minutes of screen time and two of those minutes have not actually been confirmed
But yeah he seems like he'd also not care about masking
Though I think if he gets too overwhelmed (which would probably take a lot for it to happen) he'd just end up retreating
Or if it's just someone being annoying he'd deal with them himself (maybe just a good punch in the face no big deal right guys /hj)
Kinda a mix of what both Steven and Marc do it just depends on the situation
Also this is just a thought but I think he'd be the type to be constantly forcing expressions cause he does not have the energy to explain himself verbally
Like yeah he expresses things visually but he over exaggerates them to get the point across if that makes sense
Anyways that's all I have
Kinda went on a rant but I hope it makes sense
I'd be happy to hear anybody else's opinions as well :)
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don-a-tron9000 · 4 months ago
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ok just not gonna think about it and make an intro post in one sitting (will probably edit and add stuff later but who cares)
Greetings, internet!
oh gasp! how shocking you might be thinking! another donatello rise of the tmnt fictionkin! (what am i even saying anymore, i'm just rambling at this point)
hello! i'm donnie. slash crow. slash dee. slash dontron. slash [insert another thousand nicknames you could come up with]. as i've already said, i'm a donnie fictionkin and i use they/it/he + neos pronouns (i'm also a fox and crow therian (oh my god i said the name of my main account (it's @crow-the-fox and you should check it out because i post most of my art there and i'm so cool /j (shameless self promotion has now left the chat))))
under this is my kinfam, as leo called it
the one and only future boy, CJ (also known as the rabbit boi and some others)! -> @apocalyptic-future-boy @parasitic-anomaly @rabbit-parasite (hey parasite if me tagging any of these bothers you or you don't want them there you just tell me ok? /gen)
my annoying twin dressed in blue! -> @anezian
peepaw leo -> @dis-in-disaster
the old tello -> @aster-in-disaster
technically not in the kinfam but my brain twin gets a mention too SHUTOUT TO THE BLOB THAT LIVES IN MY WALLS! -> @randomcerealbrand
uhhh there will be boundries and tags and stuff under the cut but not right now cause i'm tiiredd
oh hey you passed the barrier before there was anything, you get a comically large lollypop
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iluminated-goat · 7 days ago
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Saw @mirrorworldangel answer about Aster's happy ending and I got inspired. I hope you like this gift and HAPPY NEW YEARS!!!
Also I completely apologize if Aster's colour pallette is wrong (⁠´⁠;⁠︵⁠;⁠`⁠) (for some reason I wanted to see him in blue???) I drew him older than he's supposed to be (and also looking like an exact copy like Ford, this dude was made to suffer) to show how long he's been travelling and also the hardships he endured (hence the duller colours). And while drawing this I had- so many thoughts (and I listened to Adrienne Lenker doing this and it was not a good idea it was not a good idea-)
The axolotl allowing Stan to rest by letting him "relive" in the moment where he was most happiest. The problem is that, both Aster and Stan have both "forgotten" eachother (Aster by seeing so many Stans and slowly forgetting his mother's characteristics after Stan died; Stan because of the amnesia). So when they both see eachother they're more like "you look familiar" and "doubting the axolotl for a moment" until they both recognise eachother (Aster finally being called by his first name by his own Stan, by his own mother. Both finally reunited). Ngl I got inspired by Moomin Mama and Forneus (cotl) for Stan's dialogue.
And Aster finally being allowed to rest and to be with his mother (I was actually gonna draw a panel of him being reverted back to a kid, a gift from the Axolotl so he and his mother could have more moments!) Him introducing Cleo and Mama (whom I DEFINITELY want to see and have to explore more) to his mother and Shanklin, Stan being held back from almost marching down to the Black Forest to beat the shit out of Cipher and Ford, Darlan dealing with the fact that he doesn't have to be on "fight or flight" mode anymore, Stan absolutely showering his behemoth of a son with kisses and hugs and getting to know more of him and his friends. Just - them ಥ⁠‿⁠ಥ
I tried to show more of Aster's quiet but still emotional side (but only when he allows himself to be), so he's really feeling it when he finally recognises his mom. The guy is a highly trained assassin.
Which also leds me to this point: some of the Stan's that interacted with Aster saw him as quiet, completely different, but still their baby (even with the scars and so so tired look that seems to be engraved in his face, which just made them more worried for their own kids bc what happened??).
And then there's the Ford's.
You know that Mandela catalogue audio?? "If you see someone that looks identical to you, run away and hide??" It's literally their relationship. Imagine you're a (shitty) Ford, and when you look to the corner of your lab, there's this... Figure. Just standing there, looking back at you. It's you, but... It's not you. It's older, covered in scars, bigger and wider than you. And it's staring back at you without a single ounce of emotion. The only thing that you can assimilate closer to it is pure apathy. You don't know who or what it is, but you can feel that it doesn't like you, and it wants you dead.
It's literally them:
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ASJSIDJ I'M SO SORRY FOR THE RAMBLING I JUST REALLY LIKE HIS LORE AND I'M SO EXCITED FOR ANYTHING THAT YOU MAKE (⁠人⁠*⁠´⁠∀⁠`⁠)⁠。⁠*゚+
ALSO
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These bastards are still kicking my ass, BUT I'LL MAKE IT (I say, almost ripping my hair off when the other codes decipher just led to gibberish) ᕦ⁠(⁠ò⁠_⁠ó⁠ˇ⁠)⁠ᕤ
But on a serious note, I truly appreciate your attention my friend :) it's truly a pleasure seeing you and hearing your ideas, I excitedly await anything that you're putting your work on, take your time on It 🩵🩵
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disasteriod · 1 year ago
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TEMPORARILY DISABLING ASKS. please still approach nonetheless I don't bite :33
dis-asteriod to disasteriod
about!!!!
I go by aster. all pronouns/terms. Moots can also call me Pickwick. I'm a minor, and disabled.
繁體/简体/English
DISASTERIOD on toyhouse
▨ ABOUT MY ART READ THIS OK
*no recoloring, reposting or claiming my art (my art counts as anything that I have created), especially as yours. Do not use my art unless I have explicitly told you so. Feel free to reference my art but give credit clearly.
▨stuff i like so people have something to talk to me about
Spies in disguise, Little Nightmares, Lego monkie kid, Otgw, Gravity falls, FNAF, Sherlock Holmes (and fanworks), Omori, Oneshot, the glass scientists, Arcane LOL, Spiderverse, The legend of Zelda, Big Hero 6
Tags:
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nervocat · 2 months ago
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I need to make it more of a habit to ramble in my mutuals inbox.. like just randomly..
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flutteringfable · 2 years ago
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horse girl (gender neutral) kaeya hcs bc i am also a horse girl (gender neutral)
oh yeah baybeeee time to be a horse nerd for the benefit of my fanfictionssss <3
kaeya isnt a huge favorite character of mine but as an equestrian myself i love thinking abt his own horse experiences lol. also soft-ish ragbros content because i desperately want them to be happy *shakes fist at hoyoverse*
warnings: mentions of character death, major spoilers for kaeya and diluc’s story (mostly what’s covered in the manga), and possible contradictions to the canon timeline? like idk if i got stuff right about the timeframe/age of kaeya being adopted, joining the knights, etc but hopefully it can be overlooked since it isn’t a major part of the hc list lmao
kaeya has loved horses his whole life
both his original father and diluc’s had horses, so he’s been around them a lot
when he was little, he spent all his time playing in the stables
by the time he was around 10-12, a little bit after he was taken in by the ragnvindrs, he could care for the horses by himself
crepus would ask him and diluc to help him name new foals
he started learning to ride almost immediately after getting better at caring for the horses
diluc and kaeya would follow crepus on horseback through the wilds of mondstadt sometimes when they accompanied him for errands
after crepus died, kaeya taught himself, and surprisingly became rather skilled
i like to think that there was a period where kaeya and diluc were close immediately following crepus’ death before they drifted apart
so, kaeya taught diluc a lot of what he knows now about horseback riding
when kaeya joined the knights of favonius cavalry, he felt right at home
he learned some vaulting and one-handed skills from training with the other knights
so now he’s REALLY good
he excitedly tells diluc everything he learns whenever he can
diluc listens, but this is during the period when they started to drift apart, so he feels the smallest twinge of jealousy
regardless, a small part of him is proud of kaeya, and he does his best to voice this since he doesn’t want to dampen his brother’s mood
nowadays, kaeya likes to go for quiet rides around windrise on his days off
(context + horse nerd rambling incoming!
for those of you who might not know, most horse’s “names” are nicknames! domestic horses have what i can only describe as “legal names” or as they’re more commonly known, “show names.” these names are typically structured similarly to actual names, with two words (“shooting star”), but some people will use phrases (“a walk with grace”) or titles of movies, songs, etc (“dark side of the moon” “candy crush”). i don’t wanna bore you with the details here, but if you’re interested just look up how horses’ show names are chosen! okay back to the kaeya horse girl hours)
kaeya bought his own horse about three years after he joined the cavalry
she’s a fresian (very pretty breed i love draft horses so so much mwah my big fluffy babies) named shining miracle
kaeya calls her miracle or mira for short
everyone in mondstadt knows mira
kaeya sometimes walks her through the city on patrols, and will almost always be stopped by people leaving gentle pats on mira’s neck and saying hello
during the windblume festival and weinlesefest, kaeya likes to braid cecilias and windwheel asters into her mane.
mira is gentle and soft tempered, so even in the most chaotic of festival settings she will stand quietly
during festivals she gets lots of extra treats, and bakers in mond have taken to making special horse-friendly treats especially for her
needless to say, she’s very well taken care of by both kaeya and the entirety of mondstadt
sometimes, when he’s stressed or otherwise upset, kaeya will take mira out to the shore and gallop her up and down the beach
(with breaks, of course. no matter how pent up he may be, kaeya would never push mira to exhaustion because of it)
okay if anyone has more questions about mira and kaeya i would be so so happy to answer them i’m kind of obsessed
hoyoverse give us horses to ride ingame challenge (IMPOSSIBLE) (look i know that would make it feel more like a zelda clone but come ONNNN i want a pretty horse)
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