#dirk.man

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Not sure this addition is necessary, but aforementioned scouting led me to the discovery of two more words.

Ingurgitate: To swallow greedily.

Borborygmus: The sounds which emanate from a gurgling stomach.

HUGE news everyone

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I fucking adore unrestrained belches. The ones that come up with no warning and leave in the least dignified way possible, all while the culprit is simply forced to allow their body to continue. Maybe they’re embarrassed by it, but they simply can’t help it. Or maybe they fucking love it.

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Wet belches on milky tits? Please yes god i need more of that in my life.

Fuck yeah, agreed. Suckin n slurpin n gettin every ounce, runnin your tongue around that thing before putting it back fully into your mouth, letting warm lactose in then swallowing heartily and popping off and pulling back to let out a nasty, wet belch and the other person commenting that they can feel it, it’s like the air from your mouth is sticking to your spit and slobber, and instead of replying you just go back to sucking.

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Accidentally burping around an ex-fwb is so embarrassing like yeah. I’ve forced you to watch me jack off to my own eructations before. Christ.

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This is so incredibly correct. Can’t relate on the Dave front but Karkat has a fat fucking ass you cannot convince me otherwise, and angry guys with gastrointestinal issues are a definite genre.

Also Dirk eructo scenarios are the objective best because he’s just like me for real and also possibly canonically into feedism at the very least and I like to imagine myself being very good at burping (I am not, in reality, very good at burping. But it is nice to imagine).

Fucking please, who’s your favorite h.omestuck character in gas scenarios? Your image of Ult. Dirk is the boner giver I swear to fuck.

OH good lord its been. So long since I've thought about homestuck. Tbh back when I was super into it, Karkat (and by proxy, Dave since I was a huge davekat shipper) was my favorite for Fart Scenarios and Dirk/Jake were my favorite for burp scenarios

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I’ve always loved the word “chugging”. They did not drink the soda, they chugged it. They poured that sugary liquid down their throat at maximum velocity, even as their stomach began protesting, even as any and all excess air begged for release, and they kept fucking going. They gulped until the very last drop, at which point they held a fist to their mouth and let out all of the air that had been trying oh so desperately to escape in a monstrous belch.

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Brrrurrping for attention.

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man ur so right though,,,, guys with heavy bobbling bellies. letting out a lil burp or two with every step because of the bounce and disturbances to their agitated gut. then they finally sit down and the motion dislodges a fucking hugeeeee one, just forces it straight out their lips and clears their chest and leaves them to catch their breath. and giving their stomach a few pats like its a beast that needs soothing... swoon

— shy anon

Fuck me, major swoon. You keep absolutely delivering in my inbox.

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Sittin’ in my car eatin a whole pizza before I have to give some big important presentation, it’s chill because quite a few other people are presenting tonight too so it ain’t like I’ll stick out much. My gut, on the other hand,

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Thought I was gonna vomm but instead I just belched really hard a few times.

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Christmas present for myself.

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I made an eructophilia pride flag. Wanted to use one in my icon, so behold. Not sure if I’m posting this correctly, still relatively new to this whole thing. If anyone has any suggestions my ears are open.

The red stands for the sexual aspects related, and was picked from the hypersexual flag (if there’s a color which I should use in its place I’ll do so, but from what I could find the red seemed to work there).

The black represents the obscurity of this kink/fetish.

The greens represent overall colors associated with. Y’know. Burping.

THIS FLAG IS 18+ AND ANTI-PEDO/MAP.

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Sometimes I like to record not just audio but also video of when I burp because I find the way some guys move their mouths to belch hot as hell and now I know the why and how of it all too.

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I keep fuckin belching and they’re all so aggressive and gross I and can’t even bother recording because I’m so fucking horny the only thing I want to do is jack off.

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I’ve started working on my eructations when I voice train and it’s kind of got me fuckin addicted to the feel. Haven’t gone a single day last December without at least two nice belches recorded, the fap file is growing rapidly.