#dirk is her fav now

[souji-upseta]

yo my name is nyx, it's my birthday today (2/3). my birthdays have sucked SHIT the past few years for reasons that are depressing—

—cringe is also dead, i killed her myself, and i'm still grieving her loss. its been very hard for me—

—since i am the protagonist of Me and can do st abt this, this year i turn 31, and i will at some point turn 31.4, with all of this in mind, what do i want for my birthday? i'll tell you:

to talk about homestuck.

i'll do that, anyways, but you'd be doing me a gift by giving me a prompt to follow, and to feel slightly more validated in my inability to shut up about my hyperfixation.

so i'm asking YOU to talk about homestuck with me.

talk to me abt homestuck? ask me my headcanons. my thoughts. my relationship to the work. tell me yours. expect nothing that's profound, and plenty that's stupid.

i'm even turning anon on, for the first time in 6 fucking years. where making this happen.

this never expires btw. today is my birthday, but, for story purposes, let's say that it's still my birthday after it isn't, bc i will still want and, if i am honest, NEED you to talk to me about homestuck for years onward. i'm very metatextual like that.

i get the feeling it's going to be a long day.

>Nyx: Be the other guy.

You are now the other guy! What will you do?

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FOURTH WALL BREAK!

you are now nyx again, and i am now me, and i need to exposit some lore.

as in, some starting points to get u going, since "homestuck" is a very broad subject:

•i'm a massive massive slut for the epilogues and post canon content/hsbc. pesterquest is too good for this gay earth.

•dirk is my fav, ALL of the dirks, all of them, and it isn't even close. my fav relationship is the canon platonic/familial one between dirk and dave. i fucking love the striders. dave is my 1.5th fav.

•im more invested in dave's relationship to corndogs (and corn dogs) than you even know.

•mspa reader is my second fav after the striders, bc they are a good thembo friendsimp and also bc they are me and they are You. i might be biased. i love You. i love me. i love us. we're fucking gr8.

•im pretty canon-compliant, so my fav ship is dirkjake as exes (for now), and my fav ship as not-exes is panquadrant (canon) davekat.

i'm also really fascinated by rosemary and would welcome more opportunities to learn abt and talk about them but if homestuck makes a statement about anything it's to let the women and the sapphic characters tell their story (thats a joke, talk to me abt them too)

•june eg(g)bert real.

•i'm fascinated by classpects and the applications of paradox space's classpecting and extended zodiac system when applied to real life, since our only experience of those fictional systems is in linear dimensions of spacetime, and our only experience of astrology is as a species that in-universe cannot experience the sign caste system the same way the fictional aliens that created our species in their own image do. skaia knows, but we sure as fuck don't.

•i'm a former prince of heart (2012-2020) and a current knight of space, and my aspect is light. that is a thing that actually makes perfect sense for the reasons i just said.

don't ask me about vriska serket or (vriska) serket. not bc i'm not willing to discuss dark or problematic characters (hello, lanque bombyx) but bc:

for one, she can speak for her damn self, and has, tyvm.

for two, talking at length about a problematic character in any positive capacity marks you as an enemy of the state if that character is a woman, and being an enemy of the state is way too much fucking pressure for me for reasons i already explained as soon as i told you i'm a knignt of space. i wouldnt make a very good enemy of the state. it'd be an unhealthy blackrom relationship to the detriment of us all.

for three, i can just give you all my opinions/headcanons on vriska that matter:

•JOHN HUGGING VRISKA IN HSBC YESSSSSSSSSS

•she's greasy and gross and unkept af but not unclean or unsanitary, like, she bathes, she smells fine, she changes her clothes, but she's got the troll crust punk aesthetic absolutely on LOCK. she doesn't comb her hair.

•it would have been funny if she did even more bad things

•aradia did nothing wrong. vriska did but the meme is funny even if someone needs to take that meme out back and shoot it for the good of humanity.

•she should beat up ultimate dirk, and my reasoning for that is bc that would, also, be really fucking funny if she did

•john has both punched her in the face and hugged her, and now that john has punched aranea in the face, all that's left is for june—i assume she will have come out of her egg(bert) by then—to hug aranea and complete the circle of stupidity.

•she is trans yeah but she doesn't wanna get into it, she doesn't have to, and neither do i.

•vrisrezi most important relationship in homestuck.

there. you already got me to talk about vriska at length, and you didn't have to try. moot issue.

[highoncatfood]

SHIP BINGO TIME

Gonna ask for three cuz I can't pick... teehee

Kokogami, Makoyomi, and umm Dirkuu (my friend talks to me about dirkuu a lot it seems fun)

answering these finally hiiii i went to bed and then had work today so uh yeah

kokogami - now let me explain a few things here.. i checked both 'grew on me' and the big bad 'IDCCC' cuz truthfully i couldnt care less abt it esp in canon idgaf and the 1st few times i rewatched raincode they jst frustrated me sm as a pairing. like at first it was jst me being a shini hater but even after i started to like her more i jst canntttt get myself to like them in any romantic scenerio. but i do love how ppl in the fandom portray them a lot and all the fanart is very cute so i guess wht i mean when i say it grew on me is that ive come to like it more cuz of fanon :thumbsupemoji:

makoyomi - ok so like. when i first watched raincode and saw them interact for the 1st time i was like ok yeah. i see why this is one of the biggest ships in the fandom. and normally i would ship it right away but for some reason i consciously decided to do everything in my power to not let myself ship it. i dont rememeber whyyyy?? i did that?? i think i jst thought that would be rlly funny to like. me and no one else

but anyway with each rewatch i grew to like them more + fandom influenced me. but like i still wouldnt say i ship them.. i like their dynamic but i dont care for it as any kind of romantic/whtever ship neccessairly.. its mostly jst very funny to me. i rlly like yomi having a weird complicated hate crush on makoto and having no idea how to deal with it . like it doesnt even cross his mind to rlly consider it anything possibly romantic or sexual even tho it lowkey might be. who knows. hes jst mad abt it

and i like makoto acting oblivious as shit to it on purpose jst to mess with him even further, i like makoto teasing and bugging him and jst being so fucking annoying. they both r

this tweet is exactly how im tryna be abt them but like. on purpose. idk why its liek the funniest thing ever to me

dirkuu - havent thought abt them for a while but i mean. theyre hilarious i love caliborn and i love dirk . theyre jst stupid as fuck and i love all the fanart of them its like some of my fav pieces of hs fancontent probably.. yeah not much else to say abt it lol

[mangotreesims]

my favs are back !

dirk has decided to join lilith - tattos for all !!

gave lilith a makeover ! really think it suits her

so. a lot happened. lilith got a promotion so dirk was like lets celebrate, they went to the only restaurant in town (need to place another lol) - don stole someones food - dirk proposed then the date ended cos dirk had work so they had a cute woohoo to celebrate! dont you just love love.

so lilith decided now was the time to quit the music career and do what she really wants to do - expose herself to the paranormal and alex had a breakdown by the bin ?

so the police need to go through extra training, cos what is this ??

final post of the rotation !!

[cadaverousconsumer]

helloooo here are my beta kid headcanons! @icarusshomestuckfan do u remember that one convoersation we had about how i had no headcanons? well i do now!!!!

also im only doing the beta kids rn cause i dont wanna spoil anything for @giggleshitter0

ok chat starting with my main dude

Dave Strider hc!! dave is definitely, at the start at least, very thin but relatively lanky bc of general malnourishment from bro. however i like 2 think that he would become healthier throughout the comic and eventually become a healthy weight for his height. dave i think, if he went 2 school i think people would like him and think he was cool and wanna hang out buttt i think that he wowuld only have a couple good friends like the other beta kids buttt like his irl friends. i think dave definetly learned many domestic chores at a very young age. however i think bro would care about how dave looks, like his style and whatnot, but it would be strictly mandated by bro, with lil room for dave to express himself differently from bro. i think that dave is biracial bc i think roxy is black n dirk is pale asf in a white way.

kk now for our unoffical main character the nicest sigmaest guy john!

John Egbert hc: just clariying i think june egbert iis totally cool and probably canon buttt i personally never rly thought about it b4 getting into the fandom so i have no headcanons for her so here r my headcanons for john. john definitely is on the chubbier smaller side imo. his dad does bake a lot! i think john had a pretty good upbringing and was pretty happy with his bad movies and prank obssession. at school he probably had a couple nerdy friends and tehy were all very close! i dont think he would play dnd buttt if he did i bet thats where he would meet his friends, stranger things style. john is a classic nerd and people like him bc hes so nice and very considerate. john likes basketball n has fun playing it but isnt very good. i think john is half brazilian bc i think jake is brazilian but alpha kids are for another day haha. john has definetly broken his glasses a few times tripping over things. i think hes a bit clumbsy lol.

now onto our goth queennnn rose

Rose Lalonde hc: rose definitely had a rough childhood 2 but i think her mom took more care of her then bro did even if it was only 2 play the role of motherhood for her passive aggressive tendencies. she definitely stopped doing anything (other than vacuuming lol) once rose was old enough to do it herself. i think roses hair is bleached and straightened to oblivion and when she gets older shes defintely gonna wish she hadnt done it so much when she was younger. i think at school many people would have wanted to be her friend but she prefered more solitude, for wizard fanfics and eldritch god study. i think rose is shorter and curvier, (i def like the idea of her being shorter than kan) and a bit darker than dave. she started her intensive makeup routine in the hopes of attracting her mothers attention negatively, but with no luck. however she kept up with it because she found she liked the repetitivness of putting it on each morning, as well as the fact that it fit her overall aesthetic.

now for everyones fav doggie girl, jade!

Jade Harley hc: i love jade i think she is sooo cute. jade had an interesting childhood, being raised by a god level dog. i dont think it was necessarily bad just... very different from the other kids. i imagine she was left unattended a lot, but bec would always be aware of when to teleport in 2 save her. her hair is very long and has never really been cut officially due 2 living in the woods. jade is completely homeschooled and has nevre left the island. i think jade is rather petite and pretty thin overall... i imagine dogs probably arent the best at nutrition for humans haha. even tho jade doesnt know any kids her age in person i think she probably had many online friends and spent a lot of time online, playing games, watching videos, and just messing around. i think she learned bass from a youtube video. jade is also half brazilian cause jake

well those r my shitty headcanons

[badshipshitblog]

daverose is literally like. oh my god. yeah. glad 2 see ppl are still rocking strilondecest in 2023 i love it. im such a fiend for brose too it's my secret fav forever. n e way stalking ur blog now <3

we're out here :) daverose is the objective best hs ship so i assume there will be shippers as long as there are readers. feel free to stalk as much as u want :p

bro/rose is fun!! i like how if u take epilogues but subtract dirk & scratch you can reverse engineer it. and any given dirk wants to re-absorb his splinters 😳 now i'm just thinking of scenarios. post-game guardians resurrected where she wants to study him & is also avoiding her mom. humanstuck where she's reuniting w her bio dad & brother and he's like she needs to learn sword fighting

i'm very picky abt rose strider aus but when they hit they rlly hit. rose thinking she's locked in an eternal oneupmanship combat psychological battle to test/improve her to avoid the fact she's being abused. bro encouraging this. she's very willing to engage & would get in way over her head

[computer-boy]

1 11 12 13 17 18 19 23 24 29 31 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 49 51 52 62 63 64 65 72 93 88 89 93 94 98. Uh. Feel free to skip some i’m aware this is a lot. i’m curious.

sorry for taking so long, answers are under the cut!! ill try to answer as many as i can lol

@st4rguy

heres the link to the post https://www.tumblr.com/sleepy-kitty-boy/743051716942004224/100-homestuck-asks

oo like... around december this year i think. (when you first got into hs)

11. not counting my fav alpha character, roxy! she's so interesting to me i love her (fav alpha kid)

12. cronus. he is a giant douchebag and i hate him (fav alpha troll)

13. dirk and hal. they're fucked up <3 (fav alpha character overall)

17. jade, but i love them all equally. jade a bit more though. (fav beta kid)

18. sollux!!! no comments he's just great i ove him (fav beta troll)

19. uhhhhdhfhdvh i can't chose sorry 😔 (fav beta character overall)

23. oo this is an interesting one!! i think bro. i want to study him Why is he like that (fav guardian) (edit: i changed my mom i like mom lalonde more now)

24. i don't really know. i don't really dislike any of them in particular (least fav guardian)

29. oo!!! either stylla, tyzias, or tegiri. (fav friendsim character)

31. davesprite or erisolsprite (fav sprite)

33. ohoho this is hard ok. either aradave or solkat i think, although i have also recently been swung onto pale erisol which is interesting! can't forget the classic meowrails too (fav pale ship)

34. vrisrose holy shit they're the kismeses of all time (fav pitch ship)

35. arafef or jaketav :) (fav flush ship)

36. im not sure honestly. i gotta think about auspisticism more man i don't have anything. karkat/jade/karkat is pretty funny though

37. erisol or davekat! (fav vacillating ship)

38. jakehal 🔥🔥 (OTP)

39. jakedirk 👎 (NOTP)

40. sollux and roxy are besties and you cannot convince me otherwise (BROTP)

49/51/52. gonna skip these ones bc i legitimately cannot think of anything? it hasn't been that long since i became a fan so

62. i have!! it was really fun and all the characters are interesting and unique in a way that made me really invested in it. the jade/teal car was so fun but also took me like two days lol (have you played hiveswap?)

63. ive played the first two or three volumes, but haven't had time to get around to the rest. someday... the bits that i played were fun though :) getting locked in ardatas basement was an experience (have you played friendsim?)

64. yeah! it was pretty fun. the darker endings especially were great i fucking CACKLED at the terezi one. there were some great notable moments that ill put in the tags to avoid casual spoilers lol (have you played pesterquest?)

65. no. i might but i don't particularly plan to (have you read the epilogues?)

72. feferi's head fins are axolotl gills!! also i think john can play the ghostbusters theme song on piano. he'd find a way. and roxy loves milo. it becomes her drink of choice on earth c i think :) (character headcanons?)

88. ohoho i have so many. holy shit. just a few: dreaming in binary; space cadet (hello, hello, hello, hello); So It's Going [series]; Love Letters in Digital Ink; things that go bump in the night; 12:56 (favourite fanfics)

89. serfuzzypushover, helmtechnician, missbehaviourOuO, beescake and like. a ton of other people (favourite fanartists)

93. voidbound or therapystuck!! highly recommend both. (fav mspfa)

94. about the only thing i haven't thought of about my trollsona :guaugh: probably two daggers, so 2xdaggerkind? no reason in particular i just think it's cool (what your strife specibus would be)

98. dirk, i think. something something plurality (character you relate to the most)

[kyowuin]

for the ask game ... them all !! ^_^ tell me ur answers for all of tuem

FUCKING YIPPIE

gonna answer this more like smt general since i couldn't pick one kin for this

cw: i focus on my fictionkins since is a fictionkin ask game LOL

content under cut since this is LOONG.

⏳ - How long have you known about this kin?

my most old kin is mark heatcliff, basically from the beginning of 2022, it's been two years with this kin, wowz

my most recent kin is dave strider ! homestuck swag

❔ - How did you figure out you kinned this character?

smt more general for this one, i normally try to draw myself as the character, call myself the character, triying to interact more on the media if i really id with them, meditate sometimes

and other times is just like, i get a gut feeling about this character, and when i accept im that character, i finally can understand many things

❤️ - What's your favorite memory from this kin?

my fav memorie between all my kins is genuinely this memorie where i'm having a chocolate cup with cesar, talking about school, and having a cozy day on the couch while it was raining out... it makes me so happy

💔 - What's your least favorite memory from this kin?

my lest favourite memorie between all my kins is, well... that scene with sal on wadanohara on watgbs, yeah

🤝 - What's your relationship with this kintype (ie spiritual, psychological, etc)?

MIXED, but, it's in a big part psychological

✔️ - What details about this kin, if any, line up really close with canon?

my most canon close kin if wadanohara! i remember many stuff that happened to her, also happened to me in my kin experience!

✖️ - What details about this kin, if any, are really different from canon?

my most canon divergent kin is stanley from the stanley parable, is mostly a weird combo of getting out of the parable and the time on the parable the narrator had more freedom

✨ - What did you look like?

UHM, hard to answer as a general thing, so i will choose sunny from omori!

i had bangers, short and not cared hair, yellow teeth, i had a mole on my cheek and also eyebags!

👕 - What sort of clothing do you associate with this kin?

another one hard to answer in general

STANLEY I CHOOSE U

i associate ties and those working pants that any average officer has, i also have a grey pair of jeans for him

🎶 - What music / songs do you associate with your kin?

UHAKDNSMDNSNND. i will do a playlist in the future, but i associate we grew up so well with most of them

🖼️ - What sort of aesthetics do you associate with your kin?

sunny : oddcore

wadanohara : cleancore

stanley : liminality

dave strider : some weird red violent shit

mark heatcliff : comfy aesthetic ( and also weirdcore )

🎂 - Are there any foods / flavors you associate with this kin?

DAVE I CHOOSE U

pizza, that's it that's the answer

🫂 - Who were you closest with in your canon?

sunny : kel

mark heatcliff : cesar and sarah

wadanohara : idate and dolphi

dave strider : dirk, john, jake & jade

stanley : the narrator (obvs)

💥 - What skills or abilities did this kin have, if any, that you can't do now but wish you could? (ie superpowers, languages you don't speak, skills you don't currently have, etc)

sunny (me) were really good at baseball and i'm shitty in it actually, dave (me) were SO at handling weapons, and i'm so BAD at it, lil mention of omari!kel kin, were really good at sports, and i'm generally so bad that i ashame myself everytime i play any

🐦 - Is there anything you miss about this kin's body that you don't currently have? (ie basic appearance traits, tails, wings, etc)

i miss the straight hair of sunny, i mostly miss the hairs of everyone LOL, but i also miss the height of mark heatcliff (i was. so tall, like a lot)

🌌 - Do you ever experience astral limb sensations with this kin? (IE feeling your wings, tail, something your kintype has that your current body does not)

i sometimes feel the braces of heatcliff and other times feel the patch of sunnys missing eye

🔮 - Have you ever predicted something about your source material before it happened based on kin feelings? (For example, having a kin memory that lines up with something that happens in your source before you ever knew about it)

sadly not :(

👥 - Do you have any canonmates for this kin, and/or are you interested in finding canonmates?

i wish i had ones... but i'm too awkard to actually make a call somewhere

[hazardtoons-interaction]

ykno what. i rlly wanna answer these but i dont really have many ppl who are actively following me. so i will just answer all 100 homestuck questions

When did you first get into Homestuck? in grade 7. i was about 13.

How quickly did you finish reading the comic? a few months maybe!

How many times have you read HS? ive read HS proper twice, and the epilogues too many to count.

Ever made your own chumhandle? many times... i think my first one was gentlemanlyTerror. my one now would probably be hazardouslyToony or something

Ever made a trollsona? dozens!!

Ever made a kidsona? yeah a couple

Ever cosplayed a HS character? yes!!! my first one was terezi (it was SOOO bad. i literally mixed white face paint with eyeshadow, taped red see-though paper onto my old glasses, and made horns out of paper), then my second one was horuss, that i spent a lot of effort on, and then last year i went to a con as jake :3

Ever bought HS merch? yeah i have lots!! i have a lot of merch you cant get anymore. posters and stuff. i also have the jake shirt and the vodka mutuni plush. and i also have charms.

Ever made an MSPFA? i attempted to. only got a few pages in though...

Ever drank Faygo? they dont sell it in my country

Favorite Alpha kid? jane, surprisingly. jake is just the character who is Me.

Favorite Alpha troll? aranea by fucking far.

Favorite Alpha character overall? calliope!!!!!!!! CALLIOPEEE!!!!

Least favorite Alpha kid? dick rider

Least favorite Alpha troll? i hate most of them but the racial stereotype ones i guess would be the worst

Least favorite Alpha character overall? i honestly dont even know

Favorite Beta kid? ROSEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Favorite Beta troll? terezi and vriska!!

Favorite Beta character overall? ummm allof the ones i just mentioned

Least favorite Beta kid? i like all of them. but i guess i spend the least amount of time thinking about dave so him

Least favorite Beta troll? GAMZEE. GAMZEE.

Least favorite Beta character overall? gamzee.

Favorite guardian? ..................bro strider

Least favorite guardian? um? alpha john i guess idk

Favorite Alternian ancestor? mindfang MIND. FANG. !!! theres something so wrong with her <3

Least favorite Alternian ancestor? whatever the fuck the sollux one is idgaf about him

Favorite carapacian? aimless renegade he holds suuuch a special place in my heart

Least favorite carapacian? Ms. Paint

Favorite Friendsim character? tyzias <3 <3 She is sooo . so hot. so arelynera and elwurd. also dammek! i love dammek

Least favorite Friendsim character? tirona i want her dead

Favorite sprite? gcattavrossprite and jasprosesprite

Least favorite sprite? umm the aradia frog one

Favorite pale ship? i like pale davekat. okay? i get it. i know. stfu

Favorite pitch ship? janerezi LMAO

Favorite flushed ship? JUNEREZI!!! JUNEREZZIIIIIIII!!!!! also callijane or calliroxy. i dont really like cotton candy im sory. i also like rosemary a lot

Favorite ashen ship? karkat c3< vriska and kanaya but in a really fucked up way

Favorite vacillating ship? .vriskan

OTP? junerezi :3

NOTP? absolutely dirkjake i hate dirkjake

BROTP? tavros and jake!!

Character you’d choose to be your moirail? if im allowed to choose hiveswap characters, bronya. if not, porrim.

Character you’d choose to be your kismesis? aranea ooough...

Character you’d choose to be your matesprit? i dont want to date ANY OF(tyzias.)

Character you’d choose to be your auspistice? ALL OF THEM ARE TERRIBLE AT IT

Character you’d vacillate quadrants with? jane crocker. get over here kiss me on my mouth

Character you’d be best friends with? jade.pls :3

Patron troll? Are you happy with them? tavros 😭also YES I AM! hed be annoying as heck though.

Zodiac troll? Are you happy with them? karkat.NOT HAPPY.. though i like to pretend im a libra so terezi.

One character you didn’t like at first, but like now? i didnt really like rose i thought she was boring but now shes like my fav ever

One character you liked at first, but don’t like now? dirk......... i used to jokingly hate him but now i seriously dont like him!!!!!

One ship you didn’t like at first, but like now? i used to be Meh on vriskan. i like it a lot now (in a studying u under a microscope not an i think its healthy way)

One ship you liked at first, but don’t like now? confession guys i used to be a dirkjaker

Alpha kids or Beta kids? i have to pick alpha kids since i think about them constantly but i like the beta kids more universally.

Alpha trolls or Beta trolls? BETA who tf chooses ALPHA trolls

Beforus or Alternia? alternia? we barely even see beforus

Derse or Prospit? #pissmoongang

The Felt or The Midnight Crew? the midnight crew absolutely

Grimdark or Crocker Tier? crocker tier i love the concept of it

Red team or blue team? red team i barely care ab anyone on blue (apart from neppers)

Meat or candy? i love both!!! meat and candy epilogues are both good in their own ways.

Trolls, humans, carapaces, or cherubs? cherubs

Have you played Hiveswap? Do you like it? I LOVE HIVESWAP!!!! its so fun!!!

Have you played Friendsim? Do you like it? i played a few of the routes. its alright

Have you played Pesterquest? Do you like it? i played it as it was coming out. its on my steam! i hate it.

Have you read the Epilogues? Do you like them? 😁😁😁you must be new here (I LOVE THEM i have a physical copy)

Have you read HS2? Do you like it? i hated it

Have you read SBAHJ? Do you like it? i have read every single one.its okay!

Classpect you identify with currently? page of hope :p

Classpects you’ve identified with before? - seer of light - seer of hope

Do you like your God Tier outfit? HELP MEEEE yeah its. it sure is an outfit

Do you like bloodswaps? Do you have a favorite? its whatever

Do you like kidswaps? Do you have a favorite? as someone who likes underswap, its odd to me how much i hate kidswaps? like its a huge pet peeve of mine in hs fandom

Do you like speciesswaps? Do you have a favorite? Mehh.

Do you use quadrants IRL? i used to! i dont anymore lol

Do you like celebrating 4/13? yeah!!! definitely

Do you use Pesterchum, MxRP, CheRP, or other HSRP platforms i DO have pesterchum yeah

Favorite Homestuck act? act6

Favorite Homestuck moment? tricky one but one has to be the johnrezi scene in the meat epilogues where (SPOILERS) john dies Favorite Homestuck panel? this one is pretty great

Favorite Homestuck flash? iiiim a member of the mid nigh t creww

Favorite Homestuck soundtrack? beyond canon. its fucking beautiful

Favorite Broadway Homestuck song? fucking. um. look its karkalicious okay what more could you want. i picked the obvious one etc etc

Favorite Homestuck fansong? okay this isnt really a fansong but everyone please listen to The Leaving from beyond canon its beautiful

Favorite Homestuck fics? house of dirk hands down!!!! its so funny and awesome i want it to update so bad. apart from that, godfeels.

Favorite Homestuck fanartists? meeee:3/j . no jk my fav artist who does hs fanart is @hal9000fanboy . i also LOVE @deathbycatgirl 's homestuck art, its all so unique and the characters are drawn in such a cool scrungey way im wrapping them into a ball

Favorite Homestuck AU? Demonstuck, Kingdomstuck, etc.? i havent heard those names in so long hearing "kingdomstuck" was like a shot to the heart. amino group chats

Favorite hemocaste? teal! and indigo and jade

Favorite typing quirk? i love kuprams from hiveswaps bc its 4chan greentyping

Favorite MSPFA? deadbert bc my friend made it idfk

What would your strife specibus be? scarfkind mb

What would your lusus be? sparkledog

What caste do you feel you’d belong to, regardless of your zodiac? teal

What characters do you relate most to? JAKE ENGLISH~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

One unpopular HS opinion you have? dirkjake is abusive and dirk is a bad person and also cis. and gamzee isnt redeemable

One popular HS opinion you agree with? jane is Fucking gay!

[batsarebetterthanpeople]

wait i wanna ask u abt homestuck characters for the bingo but idk anything abt what genre of hs fan u are… u could be a midnight crew stan for all i know. uhhh u don’t have to answer any of these if u don’t want to but rose, kanaya, dave, karkat and/or any other homestuck character u projected onto when u were a teenager

Ok this is gonna be a long one because you asked me for 4 characters and whoever I projected onto and I was a strilonde motherfucker so I've done the four you asked about as well as Dirk and Roxy. I'll start with Roxy

My friends in middleschool got me into homestuck by assigning me Roxy kin. Which fair enough I am still kinda like that to this day. I didn't project onto her as hard as I did with Dave but I'm love her.

Dirk is my homestuck problematic fav I love him so much I liked it when he mailed his severed head to Jake because he was gay. A respectable flirting method if ever there was one.

I'll do Karkat next. My emotions on him are uncomplicated. I like him and he's dating my Blorbo so ... king shit. Starred in many a mediocre fanfic authored by baby me.

Now for Kanaya. I love her so much she's so cool I cosplayed her like not even that long ago I think it was 2 years ago. I freaked out my friend's cat. I like it when she kills people with her chainsaw. I say everyone's wrong about her but me because, and this applies to rose too, but less so because Rose had her whole alcoholism arc, I feel like the fandom portrays her as more competent and put together than she is just because her aesthetic is very poised. Shes a 13 year old disaster lesbian. She just also happens to be the mom friend. You will put respect on her name honestly smh.

I'm gonna do Dave and Rose together because I have a fun story about them so here's the bingo cards.

You guys are about to unlock forbidden mentally ill Jamie lore, so buckle up. When I was 13 I came out as a trans boy to my parents and asked to be put on testosterone and was denied. I was already in the throes of puberty, had been for a year and a half at that point. And I finally had the answer for why I felt so shitty about it and I had the solution and there wasn't a damn thing I could do about it because I was essentially, as all children are under our current shitty legal model of family, my parents' property. I had no fucking rights and so I couldn't choose what puberty I was going to go through even though I would be much happier now if they had. But anyway point is I was able to understand and articulate what was going on and by all rights I should have transitioned back then, but there was still this barrier. It was the most frustrating thing in the world. Part of my coping strategy for this horrid injustice that was occurring in my life was to put Dave and Rose in a jar and shake them around. I had an ongoing comic that I drew that I think I intended to put online at some point but never did where Dave(FtM) and Rose(MtF) while stuck on the meteor went through the throws of puberty Rose got tall, started growing facial hair at an alarming rate, the whole bit. Dave suffered his binder becoming too small and periods. It was a whole thing. And they spent 3 years trying and failing to alchemize synthetic hormones. Meanwhile they were surrounded by and developing relationships with these trolls who didn't understand human puberty and there were many goofs and gaffs about these trolls, but especially Kanaya and Karkat, just not getting it in the gayest way possible.

[blond-jerk-tourney]

they've been working together on and off since the start of this but now Dirk is out. Her only other opponent is Eichi Tenshouin. Dirk was the 2nd fan fav after Peach but hes out now too

[souji-upseta]

[SHOCKING QUESTION] what are your thoughts on jade harley.

i really love jade. all jades. all of them.

i've known girls like jade, who white knights (usually white men and boys) think is so frail, so in need of protection, who gets infantilized due to characteristics about her life and circumstances, and every time, i have just wanted to be like,

"bitch, you don't think god NERFED her the way he did because he was SCARED of what she could do to him if he didn't?!"

i'm so biased against my favs (striders striders striders) but i still think jadesprite is my favorite depiction of a splinter self interaction*. the voxus dub for her scenes was genuinely so upsetting to me, like, i think i told you, i put the let's read on to fall asleep to, but then i couldn't sleep after that?

it was genuinely moving and i could see all sides and it really spoke to the conflict of jade's character.

it was really uncomfortable in scenes where karkat would have to outright TELL her that she has to ask him before kissing him. i had to read those scenes through my fingers while trying not to groan. that was the point. jade be like that.

people tend to forget how selfish she can be, but i love that about her. there's some level of abstraction to a lot of the characters in candy, but i can def see it as a path she'd go down.

and her just. bumming around the davekat hive for 7 years. leaving her bras strewn everywhere. living her best life despite being a socially maladapted disaster person. leaping ass first into adulthood. getting her yiff on with some chess people. i aspire to that level of doing whatever the fuck i want.

i think she's really relatable in the epilogues because a lot of us just want to get our best lives on after spending so much time pushed to the side. others have pointed out, she was really the only one who seemed happy on earth-c.

and she's definitely relatable in a post-pandemic world. fuck, that girl is so lonely.

her "heroic" end in her pesterquest route hit a little too close to home for me.

the epilogues work very very well as a "failure of community" narrative wrt her character as well. it's really easy for me to see how she became such a shitty person in candy.

and like. well. at least, unlike her meat counterpart and teen retcon!self, she had a chance to be that on her own. so far, at least.

i really loved seeing her fight back against alt!callie in hsbc. i want so badly for her to just stop being a fucking chess piece—and i guess that's also the point of her character, heh.

i feel like ultimate dirk would have treated teen retcon!jade much better lmaooo. his intentions were shitty, but he would have. i could see it set up in every way to be a doc scratch callback and expecting him to be creepy af, and then... nah. that'd have been funny, at least. fuck, i need to stop talking about dirk all the time. gdi.

space players are a special kind of batshit, and require a special kind of nerfing by paradox space.

jade is the reason i have spent at least some part of 10 minutes every day for the past almost two months now hoping i got my player aspect wrong, lol. so much pressure and so much sacrifice, damn. i can't wait to see where things go with her.

believe it or not tho, i feel like i don't know her character that well or spend a lot of time thinking about her, so my interpretations might be off!

*besides ultimate dirk and younger dirk in pesterquest. because i love nothing in all of homestuck more than i love dirk's pesterquest route.

[saltisboring]

thinking of chbstuck so uhm… here’s some camp stuff!!!! I make my favs very clear

SO HERES LITTLE SCENARIOS AB THEM!!!!

INFO <— link to the main CHBstuck post, which contains who’s a kid of who, who’s at what camp, and some art :3

ARCHERY LESSONS

now this is complicated…. Because neither Apollo twins (Dave + Rose) know how the fuck to use a bow. Its more of,, them calling for their dad like “pls don’t let us fuck it up” and Apollo just kinda “okay be cool”

Like, Dave got more of the music aspect of Apollo, along with some healing and yk,, flocks (haha I’m so funny) and Rose got light, arts, and also a bit of healing as a treat. So idk why they’re expected to run the archery practice but they are!!! Because they’re kinda either the oldest Apollo kids, or simply the only ones,,

(Context on “the only ones” is just trials of Apollo, i imagine he’d be less uhh careless with the number of kids he has after THAT experience lol)

(Haven’t decided if canon should be canon bc,, that’d just make this a crossover but also TRIALS!!!!! anyways)

Chiron makes an effort to lead as many as he can, but he can’t exactly control when he’s needed elsewhere lol

the twins just kinda make sure to give offerings every night like “don’t let us fuck this up PLEASE” it’s great

Equius is a big enthusiast of these lessons, even if he isn’t very,, good? He tries but (like in canon) he just can’t get the right amount of pressure to put on it?

June is also surprisingly okay with a bow and arrow!! She’s just cool like that B)

Jade tried once and never again. Her hands were shaky and she almost shot someone’s eye out?? Didn’t matter too much to her tho, she’s much batter at hand-to-hand and sword fighting.

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DND CLUB

now I kinda already said who has in the club, but I never rlly talked about it much!!! So here’s that

Review: dnd club is basically the flarp group, except restricted to dnd bc they larped too hard and Mr.D and the Apollo kids were tired of all the injuries lol!! Its Tav, aradia, vriska, and terezi, tho I might add more nerds in the future even though they’re not,, yk,, the flarpers

Anyways Vriska DMs and is so insufferable about it but they’re too into the story now to really give up?? Plus fighting so much can be fun sometimes

Theres also the honorary members, who r just spectators that come by to watch their friends play!! That would be June and Sollux lawl (might add more)

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CAPTURE THE FLAG

ohhhh boy do these games get heated. Listen, okay, when you restrict a group of kids from hurting eachother while role playing, what makes you think they won’t take advantage of a game that is literally just that…

Vriska is the CTF equivalent to those try hard gym kids (being a daughter of Nike). She is just so extremely into the game it’s insane!!!

Hephaestus kids also kinda also go hard, yk finding an excuse to test out the stuff they make!! Dirk more than anything, and also to kinda test out his strengths n shit cuz he’s lame

Dave and Rose sit on the sidelines because,, healing and also they have an excuse to sit out so they WILL be sitting out

Gamzee is usually put to watch and guard the flag idk it just makes sense? He doesn’t mind tho, he just sits around and fends it off when he can.

Karkat and Feferi seem like the type that would sort of scout the area? Like, while someone guards the flag difectly, they stop any surprise attacks from a bit father. Feferi tends to stick next to the lake, and Karkat is just placed wherever (he is, after all, luck).

While I do think Terezi and Vriska would make such a good leader combo for CTF, I have a small little feeling that Mr.D already has them clocked and just does not let them team up because that is too many injuries!!!! It only reduces them by a bit tho, being on opposite sides simply making them a taaad bit more competitive

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HORSEBACK RIDING

The amount of accidents is actually insane,,, though it’s more of bruising than anything that would need Apollo kid action.

I don’t even have to tell you the people who would have an absolute blast.

Nepeta and Equius hang out near the stables the most, but that doesn’t mean the pegasi are any less loved :3 Gosh, they are definitely pampered.

Dave probably falls off the most often — not because he’s not skilled, but because he forgets he has to actually hold on (It makes sense to me, trust).

June really really enjoys flying around. That’s not exactly a big scenario, I just felt like that needed to be included. She likes the freedom that comes with it!!

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I have more ideas for Canoe racing and the chariot stuff,, however words are hard so take the other brainrot instead :3

[transmascnepetaleijon]

I think I've already posted about this, but the amount of times I've ran into nsfw hs content on pinterest.

[maturemenoftvandfilms]

Top 10 father/son fantasies

Recently, an anon wondered if I have ever had thoughts of a father and son combination and offer one to me. Because of that I decide to make this list. 

My parameters here. I had to be attracted both father and child when both were still alive. So no combos like Dan Blocker and his son Dirk Blocker. 

Mmm... on of my favs though.

#10. Lou Holtz & Son Skip Holtz

I've been fantasying about Lou Holtz since I saw him on the sidelines at Notre Dame. I first spotted Skip when he was coaching under his father at South Carolina from 1999-2004, but it wasn't until he was at Louisiana Tech that the father/son fantasies started happening.

#9. Paul Sorvino & Mia Sorvino

I known it's his daughter, but I'm BI and I wanted to dick these two down for years now. So of course I'd imagine doing them together.

#8. Bum Phillips & Wade Phillips

I enjoyed Wade Phillips on the sidelines over the years. And when the announcers would talk about his his father Bum Phillips, I had to look him up. The Cowboy look is one many things that do it for me and Bum definitely had the look down pat. And the Bum and Wade fantasies began.

On a Side Note: Check out Wade’s tits.

#7. George H. Bush & Sons

I just like dreaming of George, GW and Jeb having their way with me. Individually, together and in combinations.

#6. Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh, Queen Elizabeth II and Children

Even though I have Queen Elizabeth and Princess Anne in this one, I also have his sons too. So it counts. Basically, the fantasy takes aspects of Cinderella and Goldilocks and the Three Bears. I'm at a royal ball and while there, I happened to fuck Prince Charles, Princess Anne (still BI), Prince Andrew and Prince Edward. Apparently, the next day, all of them announced they’re leaving there respective partners for one of them to marry me. So Queen Elizabeth II ordered me to the palace and after I gave her and her husband a taste of THE DICK. What? She's the queen. Anyway, I fuck her children again, some multiple times until I settle on one. Usual, Andrew or Charles.

#5. Ed Asner & son, Matt

It's only recently that this father/son tag team fantasy has manifested in my mind.

#4. Buddy Ryan & Sons, Rex & Rob

I'd like to imagine Buddy in my mouth, Rob on my cock with Rex sucking my toes and jerking off on my feet.

What? It's well documented that Rex has a foot fetish.

#3. Spike Dykes & Sons

Spike Dykes, Sonny Dykes and Rick Dykes. At first this was a 3-some, but in making this list, I found Spike's other son, Rick. And now it's a 4-some.

On a Side Note: Mmm... Sonny tit.

#2. Albert II of Belgium & Sons

King Philippe, Prince Laurent and I, going at it while former King Albert watch in a corner. Preferable in a nice, dark suit. Eventually, he'll be in me after his boys have their fun.

#1 Bobby Bowden & Sons

This is what I'd like to call 'the real' Bowden Bowl. Bobby Bowden, oldest son Steve Bowden (not picture), second oldest Tommy Bowden, Jeff Bowden and last but not least Terry Bowden, my favorite. All locked in a hotel room with me for a weekend. Yeah... that's the fantasy.

[babydave]

fav agere headcanons?

A lot of these are my own lololol but i did add some from other agere stuff ive seen :3

-john is a HARDCORE age regressor. loves to be pushed on the swings in front of his house by his dad and loves to play on the slime pogo thing, best time of his freaking life

-dirk LOVES peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, it’s his safe food and he loves it when dave (his caretaker) makes them for him

-dave’s, dirk’s, jade’s and jake’s blankets are their safety blankets 

-dirk having Hal, Sawtooth and Squarewave being his caretakers in the canon universe………….. <3

-bronya is an age regressor, hands down. loves to be taken care of and swaddled before going to bed, it makes her feel safe

-kanaya being rose’s caretaker gives me the biggest smile :)

-dirk gets bad tantrums sometimes…

-jane gets a big sweet tooth and loves when her dad bakes her her favorite dessert (chocolate cake with cherries :))

-equius and nepeta both being age regressors and taking turns being each others caretakers :3

-tavros’ fidusspawn bears are his comfort plushies

those are the only ones i can think of right now! :) a lot of them are for dirk….. lololol

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BRO I AM LOOKING AT THEM ALL IN ADORATION!!

I’M LOVE THEM

Crocker Au fully coloured profile’s!!!

This is for Sky because I’m love them and also it killed me to see them using my shitty ass doodles for PFP’s of the Crocker tumblrs. Anyone else is free to use them with credit, of course, but it’s mostly for bae @plugnuts