#dirk does it because. idk its self explanatory in my eyes
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transmascnepetaleijon · 2 years ago
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thought: only the alpha kids brush their hair
#jake does it cus his grandma used to do it roxy does it cus she likes doing it jane does it cus she hates her hair unbrushed and dirk#dirk does it because. idk its self explanatory in my eyes#john only brushed his hair because his dad reminded him rose is too lazy and thinks her hair looks better unbrushed anyway#dave doesnt really care UNLESS hes gonna dress fancy/formal (the contrast is huge and it does look a little too neat. in a funny way)#jade also doesnt really care. she only brushes it in the shower and her hair is well cared for enough that it doesnt tangle at all.#it just looks hella messy#out of the trolls the only ones with really good hair are kanaya and eridan#aradia brushes cus it feels nice tavros just shaves everyday nothing else sollux gives Zero fucks#karkat washes his hair but doesnt brush it. like ever#nepeta has her hair groomed by her lusus#kanaya washes her hair and brushes it neatly but it always ends up messy bc she has to Go Do Stuff And Move Around#terezi uses spit as hair gel#vriska brushes it to keep it flowy but it also ends up all messy#gamzee ties his hair when hes baking :)#eridan has 10 different hair products that he uses every time he washes his hair as well as a set dedicated to each of his friends#so when they come over they can do a spa day (youd think theyd hate it but everyone enjoys it to some extent)#equius tries the best he can but his hair always ends up sweaty. those who have touched it dry say its silky and nice#feferi doesnt really care but eridan insists so she does it because of him#if it wasnt for eridan her hair would be encrusted in salt and full of algae and coral or something#txt
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