#dirk answers

[ask-the-agency]

Do either of you remember what happened at the Sound of Nothing?

[dirk-cubed-ama]

(Part 2)

???: ALLOW ME.

[rocketeerdan]

listen... i know we just met, but............. do you love me.....?.. its okay if not, i gues......... its fine.......... *looks to the ground shyly*

yeah

[dirk-fictive]

hey sexy

hey hottie

[fetlockflowers]

[soni-dragon]

“and what if who and what i am is going to get you killed?”

+ ramblings :)

[pumpkin-mines]

Move over Dirk, I want to make out with JAKE.

homewrecker.

[slavhew]

And I just have to tell you that I

Love you so much these days,

[badlydrawnvodkamutini]

what if mutie met the other alpha kids

everybody loves mutie

[dirk-cubed-ama]

DIRK: Does it make it better or worse that I'm technically every version of "your kid?"

DIRK: Been seeing you answer a lot of needlessly horny shit on my dash.

DIRK: Figure you deserve a relatively normal ask.

DIRK: (Google: Normal questions to ask people.)

DIRK: Top ten... *squints* weird food combinations that you think go hard, actually?

-- [@dirk-cubed-ama]

TG: wouldnt say theres anything even relatively normal about yet another weird fuckin' version of my kid showin' up but also i cant seem to go two fuckin' steps without walkin' into one of you so TG: hey maybe this is the new normal TG: go years without the kid and now theyre just all over the fuckin' place like seriously i keep fuckin' trippin' on them you know how goddamn embarrasing that is TG: try to make a good impression for once in my fuckin' life for dirk number 34 and then whoops ah shit there i go stumblin' over dirk number 47 and bustin' my fuckin' ass when i land on dirk number 19 TG: i warned you about dirks bro TG: i told you dog TG: speaking of horrible first impressions TG: back to your question TG: gotta go with the classic. watermelon and ketchup. or carrot and ketchup if you feel like shakin' things up

[ask-the-agency]

If you guys could have super powers (holistic or otherwise), what kinds would you want??

[dirk-cubed-ama]

let's say, hypothetically, you were caramelldansen, moving your hips singing lalala. Maybe you were even dancing to the beat waving your hands together come feel the heat forever and forever

DIRK: Who's being hypothetical?

[rocketeerdan]

hey mutual i never talk to! question:

what's your favorite homestuck au?

Hello mutual I also never talk to!! My favorite Homestuck AU? I like the Crow Strider AU but i also really like AquariumStuck! :D

[ccyanideapples]

Can you draw dirk strider eating a ice cream cookie?!? :O3

Writing text between these two is way too hard.

Feel free to send more requests to my ask box (homestuck only please)

[ask-unstuck]

How is the relationship between the alpha kids and their trolls? I feel like they'd just kind of want to kill each other

[it's usually actually alright. Usually]