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[tinfoil-jones]

Jerk Ford AU: Silliness II

Jerk Ford: Are you looking for a new dad?

Pacifica: Didn't you orchestrate my parents divorce??

Jerk Ford:

[Jerk Ford: Pff, no]

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"You should always face gnomes in big groups. The larger the group of gnomes is, the more likely it is that they will become skittish and disperse at the first sign of danger."

"If you read this incantation out loud, it will consecrate the local area with good luck and holy radiance."

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(1) It's interesting you should ask about Stanley having a partner or not. He's tried dating in the past. BUT.

He and Jerk Ford are identical twins. And by identical, I mean identical:

No, Jerk Ford did not get involved or step in when Stan was attempting to date. Jerk Ford knew basically from the beginning what he was about, but Stan was willing to explore his options before settling on any labels.

Dating/romance was like cooties for teenaged Jerk Ford.

(2)

"Haha! Look at 'em Stanley, they hate me so much they gave me a fanclub."

"..."

"Stanley?"

"But I don't want people to hate you. I wanted 'em to see what I see, when I see you."

"-Bah! I don't need 'em. I already got the best brother ever."

(3)

Stanford was allowed to return to family functions because Stanley (and eventually the Mystery Twins) vouched for him. But let's just say that Shermie and Jerk Ford's first interaction after thirtysomething years went exactly the way you think it would.

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Mabel: Dipper, listen to yourself. This is crazy! I'm sorry you saw our parents fight, and I'm sorry I've been hanging out with Grunkle Stan's twin so much, but that doesn't mean you can just stay in here forever!

Dipville Mabel: Perhaps you need a quiet thinking corner to contemplate your spirituality and mentation? That is every enclosed corner here.

Mabel: YOU STAY OUT OF THIS, MAY-THEREAL!

[Art by @tearosepedall]

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[severalcakes]

Just Read Arc 14 of Worm

Thoughts:

1. If you ask me, more than anyone, Jack is Taylor’s mirror image. He has all of her strengths and uses them exclusively to hurt people. He’s worse than all of her bullies put together and multiplied by ten, and is just as immature as them. She’s everything he is. He’s everything she’s not.

2. Hah! I figured something out before Tattletale did! Looks like Genesis’ power being revealed in the last arc was foreshadowing the Siberian’s true nature.

3. Safe to say I’ve got mixed feelings on Alec by this point.

4. Jesus, looks like Amy’s the resident punching bag by this point. Not that a lost finger or two isn’t entirely undeserved. 

5. That truck chase was epic. Siberian is so much fun to see in action, but she’s always holding back. Now, if she could just put the truck down, I imagine things would go a lot better for everyone.

6. Some of this wording is hilarious to me. “There were three people inside. It was them. The Nine.” Um, no, Skitter, have you forgotten how to count?

7. We’re down to the Slaughterhouse Five! Wow! Piggot, you may be double-crossing and cold-hearted, but your methods do not leave much to be desired.

8. Crawler is the biggest dip this side of Dipville. Did he actually want to die this whole time? Mannequin probably did, but I like to believe that he was finally pinned down and defeated instead of wandering into a bombing run willy-nilly.

9. Oh no. OH NO. OH NOOOOOOOOOOOO

10. TAYLOR NO THAT’S NOT GRUE THAT’S NOT TATTLETALE SNAP OUT OF IT

11. “If Jack escapes the city, the world will be destroyed.” Yeah, thanks, Cherish, we already know! Problem is, now he knows, and he seems just chuffed with the idea.

12. THEY’RE BULLYING HER! THOSE BASTARDS ARE BULLYING TAYLOR!

13. But she didn’t cave!

14. Oh, damnit, how did people in the comments figure out Bonesaw got Battery? Now I just feel stupid.