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They would be such a Power Couple though.
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Anyone who's raised chickens will have no doubt about the relationship between modern birds and dinos.
#I had wanted to get the bones of my flock cleaned after they died#so I could articulate them and have a flock of dinobones.#chickens#dinos#birds
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Leverage Redemption Log: The Date Night Job
Well, that title should be obvious, though weird with Hardisons availability... Oh no, are we going to do a "Sophie and Harry" thing? Or is it going to be Breana? (not saying widowers cant move on, just worried for execution of such) --- Parker on a roof, holding a binocular,
Hardisons actor was available!
Soup in space... So Hardison is going to space, oh right he was working on a satelite with a rich-dude wasnt he? This is going to be a final meal before he goes sort of deal. Parker is worried about the space-trip. Insert Baljeets "so peanuty you wont even taste the chicken" jingle here.
Guy in a limo with his son, headed to some art-based party. He's trying to connect to him and help him deal with the recent death of their grandmother. (please dont be the bad guy)
Kid inherited a fortune and the guy (i think he might not be the father after all, as the kid inherited. He's just a will-executor or trusted accountant) is warning him that people will try to get close to him to exploit him.
YES! Non-guy affiliated badguy is scouting the limo! (that means Guy is just a good surrogate parent and not secretly a bad-guy like Ethan!)
Bad guy presses a button to fake a trafic jam to reroute the limo forcing Hardison to take the long-route to the freeport where Grandma's stuff is stored. (oh no, we're gonna steal from a grieving urchin. I do not like this)
So the lock is supposedly unpickable,and the only way to get the code (refreshes every 12 hours) is to get a biometric scan first. (whose biometrics? Presumeably there is a person in charge of the freeport. Otherwise its a dead grandma and something tells me we're not stealing the corpse.)
Kid's name is Mason. Bucket falls and causes a minor distraction (heist-off?) Someone hacked the kids phone and told him to go elsewhere. (the kid was nana's only inheritor. Grandma doted on the kid and he loved the art. the kids biometrics are valid)
So they've both pre-prepped this heist seperately, Keytone analyser app.
Dont lick the dinobones.
And we're stuck in the vault (someone forced a reset of the passcode) --- TWO DAYS EARLIER (the font has become a lot less obnoxious at some point, i think they reduced it's size a bit.)
Parker, Harry and Breanna are preparing the Watch-heist. Hardison, Sophie and Elliot are preparing the T-rex skull heist.
Team Not-on-a-date went behind their backs and orchestrated the date together. Breanna has a date with a sculptor. (turns out her and electric plane-girl fell through at some point)
Grandma looks a lot younger then they were making her sound so far. (Her dating history is like Leonardo Di Caprio but a woman)
Huh, spirits ruse had a resurgance after they re-inspired the maker to get his groove back. Thats sweet. Oh the game is a Pokemon Go sort of deal (which means they can "drop" a spirit wherever they want Mason to go, and get him to get his biometrics scanned that way)
Sophie pulled an entire con to ensure that the two objects that Parker and Hardison wanted to heist over wouldnt be on the floor because they'd be too easy to steal otherwise. To reiterate: Team Leverage went on an entire con, just to make the heist MORE difficult.
Breana, dont be an asshole to Elliot. --- Justin is a chill dad-type, (please dont be evil... Please dont secretly have orchestrated the robbery) Breanna has cloned the phone, and is now bonding with Mason over the game. Breanna's cloned phone gives Parker the sounds she needed. Donald owns the freeport (please be the badguy so Mason can keep having a good dad.) Sophie puts the skull in the vault and looks at a vase. Elliot plants the key-thingy. Harry gives a guard 2 tickets so that Elliot has a vacancy to infiltrate.
Ok so Elliot's complication is that the guard decides to get some overtime. (yeah he's with the robbers)
Sophie is on the floor with Harry giving some Grifting Lessons.
Harry's guess of "barista" is wrong (coffeeshop with a reading corner). We have found the executor of the will. Studying to be a paralegal.
I knew something was off when a random NPC was talking legal jargon (but i was expecting it to be a case of them seeding some inheritance-drama, not a "Harry's Here". Might be both of course)
Harry drops the bucket, Breanna's hacking gets Mason with the game to leave (i know she's got a date, but we're talking "tell harry which button to press", not personal attendance). Ok, in hindsight it makes sense that its our team pulling a heist-assist. Rather then a rival heist-crew. But im nonetheless proud to have picked it up the first go-round) --- Coms are in play, Guard is knocked out. We need Donalds Key to lift the lockdown. Guard is back up.
Hardison is giving this date a 3-star review. (technically romantic, not the vibe he intended)
Parker has a "Hardison in space" based panic attack. Sorry Breanna, date night has been cancelled.
Harry realises instantly that the Big Robbery of the rich attendees is a distraction for the various vaults. (sure a couple paintings on display from 1 vault are nice, but the stuff that isnt on display from a hundred other vaults? Nicer)
Sophie and Harry suspect an inside man, First Supsect: Donald. (took up big loans to build this place, might be in debt. Unlikely, billionaire clients pay big rent.)
"well i have a client who'd love to peruse your services... this is not a good advert though".
They've realised the kid is missing. (Breanna has his phone, she should be looking. Not Elliot) Ok Mason walks in to find Elliot beating up, what mason thinks to be, a regular security guard.
Breanna has identified the target: Its Mason (hence it being tonight, the one night Mason HAS to be there. Not looking good on the prospects of "worried fatherfigure" being a good man and not being in on the robbery)
Breanna points out a crucial detail about SpiritsRuseGO: No mons on private property to avoid lawsuits.
Parker and Hardison leave the vault just in time for the robbers to access it with Mason. Parker and Hardison are about to adopt mason.
Parker talks with the kid about what its like to miss someone dear to you.
Hot Sauce Heiresses, dammit Justin only got a half-million in the will (please be a red herring, please let the Barista be the one) Donald is financially screwed though, fel for crypto it seems.
Ok I think Donald is actually innocent (he just yanked the alarm. If he was orchestrating this he'd trust his men)
Breanna's date is going south (turns out planegirl is doing well, but Breanna knew that any association with a Leverage member would ruin her future with government contracts)
Breanna's date is over, but the relationship is still on! (good for her) --- Cut to the freeport parking lot and Breanna has "broken" her car. She has discovered the joy of the Taser. The dino is still missing?
Oh they locked the kid in the vault and Donald is the bad guy. (or more likely its a multi-member conspiracy). They're killing the kid so that his inheritance can go to Justin. (still dont know why they took the dino though if it isnt in the car)
Dino head was the kids favourite, they used to picnic in the vault. The armed goons just left explosive behind. Like im not talking "random chemicals in bottles" that parker was going through, they left a chemical fuse in a backpack!
Parker smashing the owl when she sees the kid look in its direction. Hilarious. "wouldnt an explosion just use up more oxygen", good question kid. I like you. "at least if I die i get to see my grandma again" God that is a gut-punch. --- Sophie confronts the guy, Get him to turn on his employers. (Please be Donald and Barista working together, I want to like Justin)
Justin ran upstairs and instantly took note that the dinoskull is back in the vault. Which means he knew it was stolen, which means he's a bad guy.
Survivors clause apparantly means that the heir has to live 30 days past the death.
dude you forgot to change the default password on the vault? Sloppy. Mason with the post-it note. (are we adopting Mason?) Hardisons fosterparent is adopting Mason. Hardison, Mason and Breanna are siblings now. (this in-production third season better feature a Mason Cameo)
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okay so dinobones moss spice slime and spicy mayo <33
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@themeaterymn takeover weekend - Sunday. The Low + Slow Box from @hartcountrymeats included brisket, beef short ribs, chuck roast, and an eye of round. Find all meats here! . . . #meathusiast #themeaterymn #bbq #taconight #blackstonegriddle #brisket #dinobones #chuckroast #farmers #community #smallbusiness #Minnesota #Local #beef #greenmountaingrills (at Mankato, Minnesota) https://www.instagram.com/p/ChjMB-NMMpC/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
#meathusiast#themeaterymn#bbq#taconight#blackstonegriddle#brisket#dinobones#chuckroast#farmers#community#smallbusiness#minnesota#local#beef#greenmountaingrills
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#dinobones #skeleton #dinosaur #fatherandson #naturalhistorymuseum @natural_history_museum #london #uk #southkensington (at Natural History Museum, London) https://www.instagram.com/p/CdglWqGow3d/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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Great half term day visit to see #titusthetrex at @wollatonhall #titustrexisking #nottingham #wollatonhall #halfterm #dinosaurs #dinoselfie #tyrannosaurusrex #dinobones (at Wollaton Hall) https://www.instagram.com/p/CaC3vuwMFyu/?utm_medium=tumblr
#titusthetrex#titustrexisking#nottingham#wollatonhall#halfterm#dinosaurs#dinoselfie#tyrannosaurusrex#dinobones
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#deathonadinosuar is a design I’ve had in my @redbubble store for a while. I was wearing my tshirt of it out and about on my holidays here in the #UK and getting some nice comments about it, so figured I would share it with you here. Now available on hats too 😁👍 #death #dinosaur #grimreaper #heavymetal #cartoon #urfling #planeturf #trex #dinobones #horesmanoftheapocalypse #dinoriders #dinotopia #scythe #stickers #tshirt #tshirtdesign #giddyup #rideout #ride #rideit #rider #palerider #deathnote #deathguard #killer #killerinstinct #timetodie #apocalypse (at Basingstoke) https://www.instagram.com/p/CTfzZI6qMxD/?utm_medium=tumblr
#deathonadinosuar#uk#death#dinosaur#grimreaper#heavymetal#cartoon#urfling#planeturf#trex#dinobones#horesmanoftheapocalypse#dinoriders#dinotopia#scythe#stickers#tshirt#tshirtdesign#giddyup#rideout#ride#rideit#rider#palerider#deathnote#deathguard#killer#killerinstinct#timetodie#apocalypse
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Dino Time! #socks #dinobones #dinoskull #Tyrannosaurus #trex #trexsocks #tyrannosaurusrex #Tyrannosaurussocks #trexlove #SocksandSouls #sockcollector #anklesocks #dinosaurlover #malesocks #funsocks #sockaddict #socklover #dinos #socksgamestrong #sockgifts #sockcrazy #noveltysocks #dinosaurskulls https://www.instagram.com/p/CLZwsmsLALH/?igshid=110xmmonwbe33
#socks#dinobones#dinoskull#tyrannosaurus#trex#trexsocks#tyrannosaurusrex#tyrannosaurussocks#trexlove#socksandsouls#sockcollector#anklesocks#dinosaurlover#malesocks#funsocks#sockaddict#socklover#dinos#socksgamestrong#sockgifts#sockcrazy#noveltysocks#dinosaurskulls
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More boards!
Chicken Out and Dinoboners both from the 80’s!
#thrift#boards#board games#chicken out#dinobones#80's#80's games#parker brothers#old games#goodwill#thriftfinds
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Finally it's at an end, no more weekly selfies my 40th year is fully documented. Of course my sister said I should take all of the selfies today so I did. #selfiesunday #loveyourself #thisisnow41 #week52 #burkemuseum #dinobones https://www.instagram.com/p/B5jdgTjJYqR/?igshid=1ivq4j1fgew5x
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Yup. I’m that cheesy Nina that matches socks with her kiddo. 😂🦖🦕 #naturalhistorymuseumlosangeles #dinobones #isaytriceratops #hesaystriestops #ninalove #dinonerds https://www.instagram.com/p/B5VckvqFmtTw-6KlA1I8wTkBW_Gcey8v-SEftE0/?igshid=14l4d20gorl09
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Yo what up it’s jude Jerseymuppet coming at you from my main! You are so moss and pro gamer to me. I need to beat the shit out of you (in smash) specifically watch bayonetta beat the shit out of you (in smash). We are holding hands and also one of ray toros breasts each <3
NO WAY JUDE JERSEYMUPPET! hi ^-^
literally you are also moss to me. like we are currently going foraging for raspberries on the way to the ray toro picnic. As for pro gamer... would LOVE that like I'm straight up not good at Smash. I did once decimate my little brother with Bayonetta tho!!! Then died real fast. But literally we are holding hands and also holding rays boobs <3
#why do i tyoe so much so fast. just full of energy. manic perhaps#im just sk happy like omg so many people saying hi.... pmg...#also jude im dinobones at you
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4/31 a #tyrannosaurusrex from our visit to the @royalsaskmuseum in Regina, SK last weekend. Ansel was in love with this dinosaur because you could push a button and make it roar! . . #ink #inktober #inktober2019 #inktoberIC #drawing #sketch #shinola #shinolasketchbook #umassdcvpa #willistonstatecollege #byuiart #fossils #dinobones #kunst #kunstwerk (at Williston State College) https://www.instagram.com/p/B3NIXAQn1Yn/?igshid=da9xy449fefr
#tyrannosaurusrex#ink#inktober#inktober2019#inktoberic#drawing#sketch#shinola#shinolasketchbook#umassdcvpa#willistonstatecollege#byuiart#fossils#dinobones#kunst#kunstwerk
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