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[rhinco]

i wrote this little angst drabble a few nights ago and i don't feel like it's long enough for ao3 so im just gonna put it here ^_^

(tw: alcoholism)

Diluc sighs as the last patron leaves - well, the last awake patron. He finishes cleaning the glass he's busy with before walking over to the table where Kaeya and Venti sit, both slumped forward.

He looks at them both for a moment before collecting their glasses, and turns to take them back to the bar.

"He cares about you, ya know."

Diluc freezes, and turns.

Venti stares at him, his head still on the table, cheeks flushed red.

"How would you know?"

"Oh, I just know."

Diluc snorts. "I forgot how much wine you've had. I don't know why I thought you might actually have something valuable to say."

"Come on, Master Diluc, don't dispute the wise words of a drunken bard."

Diluc makes to turn and walk to the bar again, but is once again stopped by the bard's words.

"Why do you think he comes here to get drunk?"

"I presume he hopes I'll take pity on him eventually and let him drink for free."

Venti finally lifts his head up, and leans back in his chair.

"He's checking in on you. Just like you do to him."

"Oh? And what makes you think that?"

The bard smiles. "Just a hunch."

"You seem to have a lot of hunches and not many facts."

"Facts will only get you so far, Master Diluc. Sometimes a little speculation goes a long way."

There's a moment of silence, and Kaeya shifts slightly in his sleep.

"Why do you drink, Venti?"

"Why do you think?"

Diluc shrugs. "I don't know. I've never understood the appeal of not thinking clearly and losing my inhibitions."

"I believe that Sir Kaeya and I share the feeling that sometimes our thoughts are too clear."

Diluc thinks about this for a second, and his eyes drift to Kaeya.

"So... you drink to forget?"

"That's one way of putting it. Although it doesn't work quite as well as you suggest."

"Then why..."

"It's still better than the alternative."

[teatitty]

Any Genshin Head Canons, perchance?

Jean is both the oldest and tallest of her friend group (Diluc, Kaeya and Lisa). Lisa and Kaeya are both the same height but Diluc is a short king at around 4'11 - 5'0. Fuck the canon ages all four of them are in their late 20's - early 30's cuz I said so

In canon Diluc got his vision around age 10 and Jean got hers as an adult so there was a lot of. Diluc being a typical teen and showing off to his friends and then getting into trouble for it nedrt

Despite popular fandom belief, I'm of the opinion that Diluc was the problem sibling and Kaeya was the one always bailing him out of trouble and the reason he's so good at lying was years of covering Diluc's ass lmao

Vesper Nox Ragnvindr is an OC of mine and she was Diluc's mother <3 The reason Diluc reacts so badly to Kaeya's admission to originally being a spy is because Vesper was assassinated when Diluc was young soooo yeah

Also going against popular fandom opinion Diluc was not, in fact, going to kill Kaeya that night it all Went To Shit. Emotions were very high and stressful and yes they got into a fight but the only POV we have of that situation is Kaeya's and even before he approached Diluc he was already in the biased mindset of "I'm going to die" so I don't think he's a reliable narrator for what happened. I do, however, think that, because their emotions were so high, Diluc's vision did burn Kaeya's hands and it was this burning that snapped him out of his anger and in a bout of panic at hurting his little brother he fled and one of the reasons they're so distant now is because Diluc has all those underground connections (character story tells us this yaaay) and he doesn't want to be the reason Kaeya gets hurt again

Venti x Zhongli 200+ years mutual pining, slow burn, when will it end. Guizhong x Zhongli past lovers, definitely married, one of Zhongli's rings is his wedding band <3

Diluc and Kaeya are both asexual but Kaeya will use sex to his advantage whereas Diluc hates everything to do with it. Diluc is also aromantic and autistic whereas Kaeya is bi/pan

Jean and Lisa lesbian wives. Beidou and Ningguang also lesbian wives

Aether has chronic pain in his wrists and legs which is why he always grounds himself a lot more when using the elements compared to Lumine (me and Lyre have spent a long time analyzing the twins' different animations). Lumine is the older twin and has a background in proper fencing and ballet

Aether is gay and flirts with every hot dude he meets. Lumine is lesbian and does the same with women

Signora is the Crimson Witch got proven correct in Inazuma so that doesn't count as a HC anymore lol. I can, however, say she's bisexual uwu

Murata, the Archon of War and Fire, is one of the Ragnvindr's! It's noted that all of her descendants (Vennessa's clan) have red hair and the only other family who have red hair are Diluc's, even going back to the Decarabian era (we see the Ragnvindr Knight in Venti's character story flashback) so my crack theory/HC is that she was a Ragnvindr before she became an Archon

[chiluc]

if no one else sent u diluc for the character ask game yet then.. Him... but if they have u could also do childe bc i am genuinely curious abt that one ngl

THANK YOU FOR THE ASK BLOOK ILY <3

since i havent done either of them i will do both :) bc these silly little anime men live in my head rent free!

first impression - PLEASE THIS IS SO FUNNY. I DESPISED DILUC WHEN HE FIRST APPEARED I SAW HIM AND THOUGHT HE WAS A CISHET </3 can you believe. he was my first 5* character that i pulled and i was SO upset bc out of all the characters i couldve gotten it HAD to be the one and only character that i hated.

from the moment i saw childe i just knew he was an unhinged bitch boy <3 and i loved that for him <3 not much has changed (ngl i am a HUGE sucker for that archetype <3 character who puts on a nice and friendly facade but actually kills people for fun my beloved 🥰)

impression now - diluc my beloved 🥰❤️💕 would literally die for him and i actually cried when i pulled him on my alt account he means so much to me. baby you 🥰 literally my sole source of serotonin thank you diluc mwah mwah

childe is still an unhinged bitch boy what can i say <3 i hate him 🥰

sort of unrelated but childe and diluc have switched places in my team as main dps and sub dps bc diluc sets everything on fire and ends up with like 25% of his hp left when im done killing things so 😔✌️

favorite moment - literally every moment 🥰 love you so muchh diluc 🥰 okay okay slight spoilers for diluc story quest but when he is sassy toward huffman 🥰 so true king please speak more 🥰

spoilers for the main story quest but i LOVE when childe finally drops his facade and becomes uninhibitedly chaotic and then IMMEDIATELY after losing the fight with the traveler hes just like haha my bad bestie! no hard feelings <3 and then unleashes the fucking god of the ocean and peaces out <3 king behavior!

idea for a story - oh do not get me started. i literally have lost track of how many aus i have for Them it's actually so bad. i think my favorite au is where childe betrays the fatui and takes the gnoses for himself and becomes the archon of all the elements :) and diluc serves as his diplomat bc i said so 💅 they get married and have a huge fancy wedding and diluc becomes the pyro archon and yes i am mentally ill <3 do not talk to me about this or else i will never shut up this is a promise

unpopular opinion - i do not like zhongli/tartaglia as a ship. idk it's like the power imbalance i think but something about it rubs me the wrong way. also i cannot see zhongli as anything but an aroace grandpa i am sorry but chili shippers are incorrect (/j)! like i do not care if you ship them but it is not for me! i stay as far away from the genshin fandom as possible while still running a genshin blog so idek what other opinions are unpopular but yeah. thats the big one

favorite relationship - hopefully you all already know this but chiluc (childe/diluc) lives in my mind remt free and in fact i am the one paying rent bc they force me to draw them every fucking day of my life and they are canonically married i do not make the rules they told me this themselves. they are in love.

besides the obvious answer though i also am OBSESSED with xiao/diluc as friends and childe/kaeya as fwbs do not ask how any of this came to be because i do not know! my brain is eroded <3

favorite headcanon - diluc is autistic and childe is adhd this is true and correct and i will die on this hill. another headcanon i have based on dilucs specialty dish (pile em up) is that diluc holds the record for pile em up and to this day has not been defeated <3

a headcanon i have for childe is that hes really good at styling long hair because he takes care of his younger siblings a lot and yes this is for the purposes of furthering the chiluc agenda but it just makes cents luv!!! 💅

ask game here!

[szivtalan]

i'll send a few eheh guess who 😚

will or hannibal

ed or stede

kaeya or diluc

...ross matthews or michelle visage

is that the loml by any chance??? <33

fuck both of them are so deranged can i choose both? actually hannibal, because he cooks well and would spoil me asdgksa

this is actually the hardest choice AHAHAHA i'd say ed? because he's a little less oblivious by the end than stede

diluc!! 1) money 2) fanonically beefy 3) autistic coded 4) his entire story quest said "fuck the police"

i hate you for that actually JFASFKJFKSDG they'd both make me laugh in a scripted celebrity way? but still. i'd like the mommy