#dilf mista

[gnarly-simon]

🚨 DILFSTA ALERT🚨 feat. The Bullet Kids (all 8 of them)

[beiasluv]

christmas spirit’s | f1 grid

a/n: super rushed but enjoy 💀💀

ynfannss

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ynfannss NOT CHARLES BEGGING FOR YN TO TAKE THAT PICTURE AS HIS SECRET SANTA PRESENT

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username mans knew that she loves f1 dilfs and went with it

username I NEED to see Jenson reaction

username NO because Sebastian IS her mentor 😩

username I FEEL SO BAD FOR YN 😭

username RIGHT

username NOT WHEN SHE GAVE THE BEST GIFT AS WELL

username 😭😭

username BUT QUEEN WASNT FAZE AT ALL

username NO SHE LOVED THAT GIFT

username I wouldn’t be mad if I was gifted the three branches of government

carlossainz55

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carlossainz55 ¡feliz navidad! from the sainz’s 🎄

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username carlos is in spain (without the s)

username NO MORE CHRISTMAS PARTY SAINZ😩😭

username NO MORE SMOOTH OPERATORR

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username ikr???

username YALL ACTIN LIKE THEY DONT HAVE PRIVATE JETS 👹

username FR THEY JUST HOP ON AND OFF LIKE ITS A FUCKING BUS

alex_albon

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alex_albon wishing everyone a very happy christmas from the albons!

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username sad day to be an albon fan

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username get a fucking life yall it’s just a party

username ITS NOT “JUST A PARTY”

username it’s LIFE

charles_leclerc

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charles_leclerc family dinner from the leclerc ❤️🎄

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username okay mr. host candidate, pack it up rn

username WHERE IS THE PARTY MISTA

username so no one is going to mention that yn goes on to like every single post 😭😭

username and lando.

username they plotting sumthinh

username tell me that bitch didn’t lie to us 👹

username that’s mean. do it again

yourinsta

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yourinsta new player contract?? 🤭

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carlossainz55 ankles still working?

landonorris at least I’m better than you

yourinsta she was a fairy 🤭🤭

username TIKTOK QUEENNN

username YN IS IN THE UK 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🦅🦅🦅

username GOD BLESS FHE QUEEN (Yn)

username LANDO???? EXCUSE ME WHO GAVE YOU THE PERMISSION

username so bf??? 🤭😭😭😭

username WHAT IS HAPPENING

username football girlie here but gah daium yn looks so fine 😩

username the crossover we never (kinda) expected 👹

username so…the party?

yourinsta

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yourinsta happy holidays and making cookies!

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landonorris where’s mine

yourinsta burnt 👹

username SAME RESIDENCE CONFIRMED

username switching sides

username maybe she’s not planning something after all 😔✊

yourinsta SAY SIKE RN 🤭

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f1gossips

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f1gossips photos of the F1 Christmas party parties last night were leaked. lando norris comfirmed as the party host and special guests of carlos sainz, nico hulkenburg, max verstappen, pierre gasly, kika gomes, yn ln, and charles leclerc himself. monte carlo confirmed.

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username please tell me yn took that picture of Charles

username queen getting back for his present

username no she was a savage last night 😭

username Queen was roasting no one with hesitation

username AS SHE SHOULD

ngl guys, I actually finished the mark webber one first and then the poll shifted 👹👹👹👹

if you guys enjoyed it, any interaction would be appreciated. if not, then why the fuck not? 😘

today’s a great day to get out and take care of yourself 🫶

[atlas-accidental]

because i feel like it heres all my Jojos Bizarre Adventure playlists on Spotify since ive made so fucken many. enjoy!

JOJO Gen - All of the songs ive applied to canon characters. i suggest shuffling it and try to guess who i put it to like a game

Joseph - hes my fav jojo and i love him 💕

Jotaro - Some of these apply to his relationship with Jolyne specifically because pathetic dilf jotaro is my favorite

Jolyne - i love her. shes so weird and cool

Giorno - hes weird and sad. so autistic. blorbo. meow meow.

Mista - unfortunately, i do kin him. just a little bit

GioMis - shippy bs bc i do what i want

OC PLAYLISTS --

JOJO OCs - all the songs i've applied to my ocs

Stand Insp - playlists for songs ive either made stands for or listened to for the ✨creative process✨

Jovi Rajon - my fan jojo. he/they

Misery Business - fucked up depressed goth scary dog bff. he/him

PuppyLove - Misery/Valerie ship playlist. childhood friends to enemies to lovers unrequited love fwb pining hurt no comfort slowburn 120k

Valerie - bubbly bright pink valentines aes extrovert murder bimbo bff. she/her

Marina - The Villain who is so so immoral. sad but not enough for a redemption arc. she/her

REBEL YELL - Yes her name is in all caps always. very old style anarchistic protest punk. she/they

ill add more to this post as theyre made. i have tons of ocs so look out for that and feel free to ask me about them if you want!

[torawro]

girl i didn’t know you watched jjba 😳😳 who’s your favorite jojo so far??

yes im currently on part 6 rn and plan to read the manga as soon as i finish !!! you're actually the second person to send me an ask about this so instead of bumbling on and naming a bunch of people ima just make a lil organized list of my favs from every part LMAOOOO

part 1, dio <3

part 2, KARSSSS AHHHH, lisa lisa, joseph, caesar

part 3, JOTARO <33, dio again (jotaro and dio prob top 5 overall me thinks), kakyoin, mirah, avdol

part 4, josuke, YOSHIKAGE KIRA, jotaro 🤭, ROHANNNN, koichi, okuyasu

part 5, bruno's whole crew + giorno (abbachio, bruno, and mista were special to me though), diavolo (don't judge LOL), doppio, nero

part 6, weather forecast <3, anasui, jolyne, (dilf) jotaro, ermes, pucci, f.f., johngelli a. (i thought he was interesting), emporio

[soupbabe]

I'm so torn because they absolutely treat their stands as kids, but are they really? Could it just count as self love?

[cinnbar-bun]

NOOO because i get it ☠️ i genuinely just had to scrounge through the jotaro tags because i have an imminent weakness for dilfs and there wasn’t much for joseph at that time 😒 (2018-19) part 4 got is killing me wallah😭 even tho i’m not into animanga anymore i will always occasionally find myself going back to jojo tags because damnnnn there is MATERIAL…. (mista my musty lil man)

There’s so much material and since SO got released I saw some 6taro material which is amazing I love that

[daisys-gard3n]

just Mista, getting his gains, with his gnocchi baby strapped to his chest as he works out.

Apparently, she's his spotter.

[whoreiaki-kakyoin]

I’m a huge baker and I can just imagine a whole neighborhood of pt 5 dilfs. So many baked goods~

Miata’s a “young dad” so he gets classic chocolate chip cookies. Wear anything tight and he blacks out.

Bruno the ever distinguished dilf gets pistachio biscotti, and he’ll definitely invite you in for coffee. You gotta keep it like…old fashion slutty, a boatneck blouse and shirt little skirt.

Abbachio has no preference and likes the attention. Sweets and sweets and skin is skin.

Ris scary dilf…too scared to approach the house…how does he have children… - @hoesph-hoestar

YES ok anon pack your bags, we’re moving in down the street to bake for these dilfs 😋😌💕 I love these all so much and I’m a sucker for the part five boys as dads!

Mista will definitely give you corny lines about how the cookies are almost as sweet as you are. Maybe he takes to calling you “sugar” as a nickname. I’m picturing him dragging his eyes up and down your body if you wear a tight dress.

Bruno acts so refined but secretly wants to tear your clothes off and adore every last inch of you. He’ll settle for inviting you in and making you some espresso for now. Likely kisses your hand every time he sees you and murmurs something charming in Italian, calling you dolcezza.

Abbacchio might pretend he’s indifferent to you at first, but his eyes linger more than they would if he really didn’t care, and he always does thank you for the baked goods and tell you how the kids loved the last batch. If you get a moment to yourselves, you might end up with him fingering you on his lap after a glass of wine.

And Risotto? Scary, but a pretty good dad actually! He can be fairly soft under the intimidating exterior. Thanks you a bit awkwardly the first time you bring something over, but gets comfier over time, making jokes about how he’ll have to make you watch the kids if you wanna give them sugar and rile them up. Pro tip? Wear something goth or alt but subtle/classy. If you come over with dark makeup and black lipstick… expect a dinner invite very soon.

[shoechoe]

Just saw a "DILFs of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure" video and it included eighteen year olds. Man, I'm sorry to tell you but barely-adults aren't "DILFs"

[abbacchiosbelt]

⤳ march 2022 round-up

total word count: 3574 words written

➴ what i published…

KEY

Fluff ☁️

Yandere 🔪

Suggestive 🌹

Not SFW🌶️

requests

Kaeya Keeping Cool (lol) in front of his Darling 🔪

La Squadra Giving Piggyback Rides ☁️

La Squadra Helping Out During a Period ☁️🌹

misc. posts + thirsts

being a part of dio brando's harem 🌶️

diego brando w/a breeding kink 🌶️

gojo satoru, pussy eating enthusiast 🌶️

consensual forced breeding thoughts 🌶️

monster partner taking care of your injuries ☁️

genshin impact x the arcana thoughts [gen]

getting off on itto's thigh 🌶️

commissions

Eternal [Hubert von Vestra x GN! Reader] 🌶️

➴ what i’m working on…

1 commission

phinks magcub x f!reader [ masquerade meetcute ]

yandere-themed requests [ currently in the drafts: xander (fire emblem: fates) yandere profile, dimitri stuff ]

genshin stuff [ gorou x reader roleplay turns SPICY ]

pucci/dio x f!reader [dark fic]

suguru geto x f!reader [dark fic]

don!gio x reader x mista [dark fic]

claude (fire emblem: th) x f!fat reader fic

dilf!straizo post

monthly index: january 2022 - february 2022 - march 2022

[ask-au-passione]

okay but like where are you getting "mists would be a bad dad" MISTA WOULD BE THE BEST DAD BRO like look at this man bro. He would be an even better uncle. the fun dad/uncle energy is immaculate AND hes a dilf dont get mad giorno

Ven: Hell yeah he would- >:D

We appreciate you, Anon for defending our himbo of a dad man.

[volfoss]

how about ranking bucciarati's team?

regret to inform you that ur gonna get a very long answer bc i have passionate feelings about them all! also trish is in this bc she is part of the team and no one will tell me otherwise and will also include some rambling bc it is me and i have so many feelings towards these characters and none of them r cohesive

under the cut just in case (post writing yes it was long)

Giorno Giovanna:

way way more complex than ppl normally give him credit for (i will not go into feelings on how a majority of the fandom treats him unless ppl want me to then i will in fact make a very long ranty post and will not be stopped)

mildly op (esp at the beginning with how hes kind of able to just use his stand really well w no problems altho i think thats true of most of the jojos that we have seen animated?)

i am emotionally attached to him and want to give him a big hug

hes just a kinda goofy kid and is maybe a bit not good with figuring out hey this is a semi dangerous situation maybe i shouldnt be taunting him (leaky eye luca for example)

has the actual best theme

i love how he works off the rest of the team so well (even w members who do not like him)

is in my top 3 jojos i love this kid sm i would adopt him if he was real

7/10

Bruno Bucciarati:

the fucking way his character develops from licky man to best dad material is my favorite thing

his outfit is so so so good i would die to wear it

in general this man is one of my fave jojos characters and i get a lot of comfort from him

hes just really neat and has a good taste in music

he did his fucking best and i will always love him for that

imo the way that his death was drawn out was genuinely one of the most heartbreaking deaths in the entire series and fucks me up each time i think of it

i feel like he really is the one to hold the team together in a way that everyone feels cared for and saved

def has a savior complex tho for sure

dilf but im ace

also manga superiority bc he either makes the stupidest faces or looks very nice (anime has a lot of weird animation in regards to his face) and also because its lingerie there instead of a tattoo that changes thickness and placement every second

10/10

Leone Abbacchio:

guilty pleasure liking man

i am obsessed with his vibes and wish to become him

i cannot physically express just how much i love him but hes one of my faves of all time (not obvious by my theme at all wdym)

i miss his manga palette but also the colored manga isnt my beloved but also black lipstick abba

hot take maybe but anime abba looks better than manga minus the lipstick debacle

hes so so tall and i will steal his height in a nice way

his past man his past it fucks me up

his death fucks me up normally but when i was rewatching recently, i saw he gave this tiny lil smile after helping the kids get their ball and i could not take it anymore

him and brunos relationship (canonically and out of canon too) is one of my favorites in the series

also fandom hot take as i guess i am doing those for everyone- but ppl either have him as cosntantly trying to murder giorno or being like good son and v out of character, and it is really weird? not sayign that ill do better when i write them but also like im convinced some ppl havent seen the show or smth

i will steal both him and bruno and marry them both <3

this man is beloved i love him to death

10/10

Pannacotta Fugo:

i cannot spell his first name to save my life

also fandom take- ppl make him constantly only angry boy all the time and it really irks me. ik araki did not give him 2 much to work w in terms of canon personality but its frustrating

the light novel purple haze feedback is so so so good and adds sm to his character and i really like it for that!

fugo is one of those that imo deserves a lot and didnt get that

genuinely the vibes between how he treats narancia is v interesting to me, like its clear he cares about nara but nara not doing great w math really frustrates him

i love their interactions and how he is genuinely a kind person at times

the manga colors r superior here, my strawberry boy <3

i just really love and appreciate him a lot and wish that ppl gave him more love

i keep getting assigned him on kin quizzes

very smart good boy

ALSO ok fugo did not do any wrong by leaving

unsure if thats a hot take but i genuinely dont blame the character one bit for leaving and again purple haze feedback really delves into that and why he did it

if ur a fugo fan go read it

his past is really upsetting esp in the anime i will cry over it

his stand is adorable and i wanna hug it

his vibes r fun and i wanna gift him strawberry dangly earrings

8/10

Narancia Ghirga:

this boy i am also adopting (i am adopting most of them sorry)

i really hate how ppl act as if hes stupid bc bad math skills do not equal stupid like did ppl not see the fight w formaggio??

the way he just fucking dove into the water after the boat and how brunos face went all soft and happy it will never not make me cry

he is constnatnly making me wanna cry if i think too much about him for 2 seconds i love him sm

how can anyone not adore him when he set an entire street on fire yk

hes just happy despite his past and it makes me sad i love nara sm

torture dance is one of my favorite memes from the show

ALSO ok the way he died so suddenly absolutely broke me bc the remaining team members r really just seeing everyone die in front of them so quickly

his goofy and laid back moments r my fave

i love just how loyal and caring he is to his friends

his stand is really cool and again the fight w formaggio was so fun to watch

8/10

Guido Mista:

probably my least favorite member of the team for a semi good reason:

the jokes towards trish are really really uncomfy and how fugo doesnt wanna be involved but he is pushing him to do something that makes him uncomfortable did not make me like him a lot

hes goofy but not goofy enough for me to be ok with the repeated jokes about that esp in the body swap episode (ik it was supposed to be funny but it just felt off)

his vibes r good but i wish we got to see his hair

the fandom interpretation is normally pretty good of him overall?

despite not loving him a lot, i really enjoying writing for him (one day might open up headcanon requests or smth but unsure)

hes someone id wanna watch movies w but his taste in movies and mine r very different

love how he and his stand get along

honestly has very very good comedic potential

i really like how he and giorno interact as the series goes on (in a platonic way i need to clarify that i love their friendship)

again him in purple haze feedback was really interesting

probably a 5/10?

Trish Una:

beloved and deserved better

her first outfit in the manga > outfit in the anime

actually in general i believe in manga trish superiority like her hair in the manga looks so cool

her stand her stand her stand i love sm

if u dont include trish in the group i am murdering u <3

HER CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT!!!! IS SO GOOD!!!!!!

fandom gripe is how people either pretend she does not exist or has the trish first introduction thing where shes using her defense mechanisms and acting a bit spoiled

OK but her in purple haze feedback!!! mild spoilers but how bruno was taking care of her post the ending of vento aureo makes me so happy each time i think of it

very mad that she canonically didnt really get an ending and yet again PHF my beloved actually gave her that

how spice girl starts out as a stand thats helping her thru a very stressful situation is so cool and i love it

DAD BRUNO DAD BRUNO DAD BRUNO *frothes at the mouth*

but more seriously how she leans on bruno and begins 2 trust him and nearly point blank is referring to him as a father figure always fucks me up

esp because of the resulting fight afterwards

and the very ending of the arc that ends w bruno being like bye gonna go in the clouds and look ethereal now, oh man it makes me so sad

bc giorno is the only one that knew what happened and people that were closer to bruno due to knowing him longer didnt

i wanna see how trish coped w that personally

despite being introduced not at the beginning i think her arc and character in general were as well paced as it could be!

9/10

finally done! sorry that took so long but oh man i have so many feelings towards these guys its not even funny

[wri0thesley]

I love your abbacchio DILF have you done one for bucciarati? I'd love to read one about mista. He's so sexy already.

I have not!!! Although now I’m thinking about being both bruno and Abbacchio’s sugar baby and ooh boy,,,, ah to be sandwiched between mid 40s bruno and abba and have them be weak for you....

In mista’s advanced years he finally starts taking regular baths

[soupbabe]

Technically it's father's day, but actually celebrating my dad is lame so today I will celebrate my favorite Dilfs. Are they good dads? ,,, Debatable. Are they hot? Absolutely.

Spirit Albarn from Soul Eater

Fujimoto from Ponyo

Kars from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

Esidisi from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

Nathan Wallace from Repo! The Genetic Opera

Hexiciah Steam from Monster High

Honorable Mentions. They aren't actual dilfs, but there could probably be an argument for them

Almond Cookie from Cookie Run

Guido Mista from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

Melone from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

Karl Heisenberg from Resident Evil 8

[peachyybunni]

Stray kids as JJBA characters bc part 6 just came out

Bangchan as holly joestar (part 3)

Milf 🤝dilf

Only wants the best for his kids 🙁

Can probably cook

No stand

Minho as Caesar zeppeli (part 2)

Not a joestar but is a great character and is loved by a lot

It took a while for people to appreciate him

Loves cats both of them

Super done with Changbin (Joseph’s) sh¡t

Hamon user Bubbles

Changbin as Joseph joestar (part2)

He’s so cute and loveable

Looks dumb is v smart

Gets on everyone’s nerves but is the reason people like the band (show)

He protect his loved ones 😵‍💫🙁

He has amazing breathing control he would be thE PERFECT HAMON USER SIMPLY

Hyunjin as narancia ghirga (part 5)

Actually chaotic..💀

Dramatic but loveable

Like Joseph except he’s the reason people learn a specific dance…torture dance lmfao

(Spoilers) he would die to save his friends he’s not selfish 🥺 (I miss narancia he was a fav of mine)

Airplane stand (he is Nara) stand name Aerosmith (but hyunjin would prob name it different)

Han as MISTA guido (part 5)

This mf ANNOYS hyunjin that’s why they go well together so makes sense as to why they are Nara and MISTA 🥴🤝

Actually funny both are my favs

Personally I think MISTA and Han match

Would def have a stand named Sex Pistols just bc he likes making jokes 🤨

Hot 😻🤪

Stand name Sex Pistols

Felix as giorno Giovanna (part 5)

Actually a sweetheart is a big fav among the fandom

Actually scary and surprises a lot of people with how powerful they are

Quick Felix is quick to switch up so is giorno they fit perfectly

They both have blonde hair that isn’t their actual hair color 😭 (well giorno is a bit different but still)

Stand: golden experience (but would name it something different)

Seungmin as jotaro kujo (any part)

Quiet

Gets angry easily

Sunshine protector even though the members are from different parts they ALL are tied together thanks to the bloodline and joot

Stand user: star platinum (the world)

Jeongin as fugo

(Part5)

why fugo bc…even tho he’s the youngest he’s super done with the everyone

Can and probably gets angry easy

Super cool although not many people appreciated him before when going back and watching him he’s v valuable

Cuties fr

Stand user: purple haze

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~notes: part 6 JUST came out and I’m a huge jojo fan and honestly it fits ofc there r more characters that could go along with everyone…like weather report and seungmin absolutely but I wanted people who may know jojo and have seen the characters from memes so I didn’t quite put any of the later characters from part 6-7-8 just to save the confusion!!! Part 6 is so good I highly recommend jojos bizarre adventure!! 🥴😵‍💫✨

[drakenology]

Hi Miss Daisy!! I've missed you so damn much!! Im sorry for not popping in lately to see how you are!! Life has been a bit chaotic (in a weirdly good way?) I hope you been well and that you've been staying hydrated!

Also I read the dilf!asahi fic... All im saying ma'am is that i ruined my favorite panties... Thank you so much! 👉👈💖❤💖

Anyways I hope you're having a flipping awesome day and say hi to the mista for me! Love you!!❤💗❤💗

My warmest regards, Squiddie!💖

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Hi squidie!!!!

I missed you so much 🥺 thank you for visiting

i’m glad you liked your asahi fic 👀, We need more asahi porn to read he’s such a sweetie 🥺

how everything is lovely and fantastic for you because you deserve annnnnd yeah.

have a good day bby !