#diggs relunctantly climbing into the car with the plans of sitting with his arms crossed and staring haughtily out the window the whole time | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

jrueships · 1 year ago

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What if diggs's car got stolen in London while he was out stress shopping for clothes and fine dining (he changed his mind on the fine dining once he saw beans on toast), and he turns around exasperated, and even more stressed now, for a ride only to look around and see

#allen was still wandering around london not bcs he was shopping but bcs he was lost #he got stabbed several times on the streets of london and never noticed #diggs relunctantly climbing into the car with the plans of sitting with his arms crossed and staring haughtily out the window the whole time #'....hmf!'#*josh just thinks it's diggs making movement noise*#diggs: ....*SLIGHTLY LOUDER HMF!*#josh doesnt say anything bcs he still doesnt notice anything is amuck #diggs: ......... MAYBE IF WE DIDNT HAVE SO MANY I- is that a knife.#josh: huh? oh i thought smthing was itchy lol *casually unseathes wicked blade from lung* toothpick.#*makes move to toss it out window then reprimands himself that littering is a no no #so diggs has to hold all this weaponry until they can deposit it in a trash can like a mailman dropping off mail #they get pulled over and detained by the british government shortly after #diggs/allen

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