#dig/sp

[dietmimo]

999!gang h/c

- KNW and OD go on playdates a lot. Sometimes LHS or LJH join in. But usually it's KNW and OD.

- SP has a small corner dedicated gardening. He likes to tend to his plants, or sit on his plastic stool and take in his home grown nature.

-OD has a designated elephant watering can (not pictured) that he uses to water the tomatoes in SP's mini garden.

- SP's hope is that by having OD take care of said tomatoes, OD will grow to like eating them. Growing what you eat. Will it work? Only time will tell.

- LJH is the only one that knows how to drive a moped.

- No one knows how to drive a car (kkomas included). Except for OD. Who can barely reach the pedals and only remembers because of fuzzy memories of a past life eons ago.

- When 999!gang were moving to a bigger place, everything and everyone could NOT fit in their rented car. And they refused to make this a 2 round trip. So they improvised.

- A pair of platform shoes and a sprinkle of probability for camouflage makes for....questionable outcomes.

- OD driving the car in platform shoes w/SP at the front passenger seat and KNW tetrised in the back with their boxes and bags.

- The heels of the platforms have water, glitter, and toy fishies in them. They belong to LJH.

- LJH driving the moped. LHS hanging in for dear life (and choking on hair) Uriel hanging out on the stack boxes that didn't fit on the car enjoying the breeze.

- Yes, they probably could have somehow teleported everything instead of doing their current arrangement. (All of em wanted to see OD drive. Uriel wanted to ride on the moped)

- They got there safely thats all that matters.

[piningpercussionist]

HELLLPP I WAS SHOWING MY SISTER STUPID FUCKING SCOTT PILGRIM MEMES AND I MENTIONED GIDEONSUGGESTIONS' "GIDEON X READER HEADCANONS" POST AND WE JUST:

"Gideon?"

Graves.

"Like. Gideon?" (Said with the inflection of Gideon from Gravity Falls)

Graves. Gideon GRAVES.

(She gives me side eye.)

GIDEON GRAVES. HE VAPORIZES YOU. I AM LITERALLY SHOWING YOU A SCOTT PILGRIM BLOG RIGHT NOW.

"OHhhhh! I'm sorry, I'm stupid today."

I can't with this fucking girl 😭

[chuthulhu-reads]

See back in tge day we had to do SO much protjection to get queer characters so sometimes you think "surely this wasn't as gay as I feel about it" and then you go back and reread it and

[ID: Panels from Trigun Maximum, depicting Vash and Wolfwood in action. The text, read right to left, says, "That is why after all was said and done, I wanted to share my tomorrows with him Don't you agree... Wolfwood?" End ID]

Vash, honey, that's gay

[some-pers0n]

Tumblr search system stop being the worst thing in the world and just let me try and find this one specific post that's like a year or two old that got like 17 notes max I saw a week ago please

[ihatethiswebsite77]

When will the "Cartman has a crush on Kyle, but shipping Kyman is crazy" crowd realize that they make absolutely zero sense.

Like-

IN CANON neither Cartman nor Kyle have a crush on eachother. What they do have is a deep and weird obsession with eachother. YOU are actively choosing to interpret that obsession as a crush Cartman has on Kyle, but that is not the "canon" dynamic or nature of that obsession. In the same way people who ship Kyman will interpret it as reciprocal (or maybe they won't, it depends), cause the thing is that Kyle is just as obsessed with Cartman as Cartman is with him. That's why you can interpret this dynamic as any shade from nonexistent, to one sided, to reciprocal.

If Kyle is as obsessed with Cartman as Cartman is with him, and you think that Cartman has a crush on Kyle because that's how you CHOOSE to interpret that obsesssion. Then it's just hypocritical to go off on people who use the exact same logic you did to come to that conclusion. You don't have to think of it as reciprocal, it's completely valid to see their obsession as manifesting as a crush in one and not the other, or to even see it as just obsession in both.

It's just god damn weird to be so nasty about it to other people. Both of them are obsessed with eachother in a way, and people are allowed to interpret each of their obsessions however they want. If people who ship kyman are delusional for interpreting Kyle's obsession with Cartman the same way you interpret Cartman's obsession with Kyle, then I'm afraid you are all sinking in the same boat load of delusional together.

[chmerical-a]

#𝗖𝗛𝗠𝗘𝗥𝗜𝗖𝗔𝗟    //   a  collection  of  my  favorite  muses  from  various  media  sources  &  original  muses  inspired  by  my  favorite  stories.  written  by  fio,  mutuals  only,  highly  selective.

[alister312]

the reason “doctor” is such a good, classic job for adult gregory is because 1) it requires a lot of school and gregory loves school and studying, 2) he’d get to help people while also potentially exposing himself to sickness which is great for his martyr complex, and 3) christophe is so many medical issues waiting to happen and gregory can’t just stand there and do nothing

[canary-song]

WAIT IS THE SP//DR PROGRAM RUN BY OSCORP?

Or they're behind the gene-altering crime ring.

[alaskan-wallflower]

modern day south park fans:

[weedle-testaburger]

i think it's fascinating how neurodivergent people are always either super into music or couldn't give a shit about it

[piningpercussionist]

Felt like trying my hand at a little sketchy thing for the @sp-ghoul-au - obviously I had to do Kim before anyone else...

[rubywinds]

i'm telling you, there's a whirlwind of bad luck, and who's in the center of it ? me !

independent ruby sunday of bbc's doctor who . primarily headcanon and the church of ruby road based . as found by ally . #rubywinds .

[saturnpanther]

Do you like Stoken/Stolkien? If so, can have headcanons for them please?? ❤️❤️

OOOOOOO OKAY

So this isn't a main ship of mine, but I actually do really like it. Especially in the context of last nights episode. Although we don't see Tolkien in it- the whole context with the farms and exploring Stan and wealth has me thinking about them.

I understand that this may not be the popular interpretation of the pairing since Stan is down to earth, but i'm inclined to write/feel what I know soooooo let's go.

They could so work with the despondent wealthy youths spending money on fast cars just to feel something trope. I think Tolkien would handle it better, but take Stans dysfunctional upbringing/new found wealth/proximity to Tolkien. Do you know the song Super Rich Kids by Frank Ocean? Yeah.

Thinking about them as late teens/young adults exploring that strange distance where they relate to their peers, and are still down to earth, but also have many new privileges that wealth provides.

At some point they're going to enjoy it and let fucking LOOSE. Because maybe the stress at home is too much, and maybe their friends are being shitty, and it's really easy to blow off steam when you have a little extra cash. I like the idea of them getting lost in a wild youth, and maybe experiencing things together that feel disconnected from reality because they can AFFORD to disconnect from reality.

Of course in this- theres kindness and gentleness. These are good kids. So maybe it gets taxing, and although the sex and glamour of exploring new freedoms is fun, sometimes all they want is the simplicity of a trip to Starks Pond, or a night camping in the woods, sleeping in the bed of Randy's old farm truck. They can vent about expectations, and how much they want to live for themselves, not what their family expects. I see them really enjoying the outdoors, quality time over anything else, and a really stable romance.

Also MUSIC! They would 100% both be into making each other playlists of whatever they're feeling. I think they are both okay with words, but music translates better. They're in Tolkien's room with a vinyl on, just talking until 2am because they feel so comfortable with each other- and the silence with just a song in the background, and Tolkien playing with Stans hair is just as comfortable.

[dapperrokyuu]

Fact about me that will only be understood and potentially found amusing by a niche amount of people: oddly, the first Vocaloid project I found myself getting into was Shuuen no Shiori and then Kagerou Project. I clicked on a Kagerou Days thumbnail thinking it was a PART of Shuuen no Shiori, lol.

[n9ph]

minor spelling mistake? Nope! Secrets of the universe! 🌌💫🌟🌠🌙🌍‼️

[rybonucleic-ket]

cartman's criminal alphabet!

cw: eric cartman. crime. the two put together

A is for: animal abuse, armed robbery, arson, assault and battery, attempted genocide, attempted matricide, attempted murder

B is for: bioterrorism, blackmail, breaking and entering

C is for: cannibalism, child abuse, child pornography, conspiracy, contempt of court

D is for: destruction of property, drug abuse, drug possession

E is for: embezzlement, extortion

F is for: false evidence, false imprisonment, forced cannibalism, forced suicide, forgery, framing, fraud

G is for: genocide, graverobbing

H is for: hate crimes, hit-and-run, hitchhiking

I is for: identity theft, incrimination, indecent exposure, infringement

J is for: justifiable homicide

K is for: kidnapping

L is for: larceny

M is for: manslaughter, murder, murder by proxy

N is for: nuclear threats

O is for: obstruction of criminal investigation, obstruction of the pure food act

P is for: patricide, piracy, plagiarism

Q is for: quasi-criminal action

R is for: rape, resisting arrest

S is for: scapegoating, shoplifting, slander, slave labor, smuggling, stalking

T is for: terrorism, theft, threatening with a deadly weapon, torture, treason, tyranny

U is for: unlicensed surgery, underage driving, unlicensed use of a deadly weapon

V is for: vandalism, vigilantism, violation of firearm laws

W is for: war crimes

X is for: xenophobic terrorism

Y is for: youthful offender

Z is for: zoophilia