#diet mayo

[fingertipsmp3]

Why must dieting be absolutely fucking miserable

[tsuzukerukoto]

So I just learned that mayonnaise ice cream exists in Japan. Just a little bit of information for everyone who writes Japanese muses

[empty-flat-n-lonely-bys]

The only comment I've seen them like on the whole patreon since the breakdown

they deserve it. Diet Mayo carried. I hope you're doing good out there if you see this

[weirderscience]

shoutout to everyone who was called a picky eater growing up but actually just had family that made shitty white people food versions of everything

[glowing-disciple]

Weird diet update:

I can’t have ketchup or tomatoes because they’re too spicy.

I can, however, have Sriracha.

I don’t understand it either.

[elbiotipo]

I WANT TO EAT A FUCKING BURGER. I DREAM OF PIZZA. I NEED TO MAKE LOVE TO A PLATTER OF SANDWICHES DE MIGA.

[soft-serve-soymilk]

Did the most delicious thing to my toast/grilled cheese this evening… I added mayo and pizza sauce to it… so heavenly 🤤

[heliophaestus]

youre putting hot sauce in diet soda.? im not mad im so deeply confused

NOOO HDGDHF no in mayo lol

[evening-bat]

Hellman's mayonnaise is getting discontinued due to ingredient import costs I'm mad they're taking the best condiment

[oracleoutlook]

I agree, I have hated mayo since I was a child.

[allaboutyoupostnthings]

Effective Strategies for Sustainable Weight Loss

So you’re absolutely determined to embark on a weight loss journey, and it’s fantastic that you have this positive mindset! Trust the guidance of Mayo Clinic doctors, who recommend aiming for a steady and sustainable weight loss of up to 2 lbs. per week. Embrace the fact that meaningful changes take time; research suggests it typically takes around 66 days, with a range of 18 to 264 days, to form…

[swankyangles]

(deep gasp out of a sleep) MORE KNUCKLE TATTOOS

BOLO TIES * DIET RITE * BODY WASH

SOLO DUET * DUKE HURL * WINK WINK

BANK TUBE * TUNA FISH * UNDO USER

TWAT TZAR * SKID MARK * SKIN TAXI

TOOT BOOT * SELF SERF * HONK SHOO

QUIZ SHOW * PURE OWLS * PUBE RASH

PORK DORK * TRAD GOTH * WHEN FOOD

TITS TOTS * THIS HERE * FONT FOOL

GIRL WHAT * THUS WRIT * A$AP YAMS

WAGE RAGE * VEER LEFT * WARM TUGS

YOUR TOMB * THUG LICE * NONE OWED

RUMP PALS * FROG OILS * NUNS BUNS

POSH TART * NOUN VERB * MISS MAYO

NEED NAAN * META DATA * MALE GAZE

LAWN CARE * RACK RUIN * LARD LIPS

[romainshtz]

Meat and Poultry - Mayo Chicken Recipe

This mayo chicken is a simple, tasty baked chicken dinner made with cut-up chicken coated with garlic-herb mayonnaise and topped with Parmesan cheese.

[psychicpinenut]

literally about to explode with rage so early in the morning i need this bitch gone 😭😭😭😭😭

[m-m-marije]

Recipe for Mayo Chicken This mayo chicken is a simple, tasty baked chicken dinner made with cut-up chicken coated with garlic-herb mayonnaise and topped with Parmesan cheese.