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Why must dieting be absolutely fucking miserable
#ed blogs please dni i am not associated with you#i’ve only been calorie counting for 2.5 days and i’m already SICK OF THIS#why is every food i like to eat like 200 calories per mouthful#i’m planning dinner because i’m SO hungry already and why is a dollop of mayonnaise like the same amount of calories#as a whole can of butter beans. what’s the reason for that#i’m NOT switching to light mayo. at that point i’d rather just cut mayo from my diet altogether#light mayo; reduced fat margarine; light cream cheese & reduced salt marmite all taste horrendous to me#light cheddar as well. i’m not eating it!!!#don’t get me started on having to cut out weed because i will just start crying#being sober turns me into such a hater but the last thing i need is anything that will increase my appetite#i’ll be fine in like a week once my body adapts to eating 2074 calories instead of like fucking… 3000 or whatever it was#most of which were junk. i’m very sad that i can’t eat more than one sweet or piece of chocolate per day but i’m just trying not to think#about it. and while i’m on the subject; since when are fibre one brownies so boring. i feel like they used to taste legitimately good#i’m going to take up running again. because then i will be able to eat more. but also i will be hungrier. i CANNOT win#they really need to invent a low calorie food that actually tastes good to me. every time i google it i’m like eurgh#celery and nuts. fuck off#if i didn’t have arthritis in my knee and a family history of heart problems i wouldn’t be doing this shit but alas! i probably should#i just want to take like 20kg of strain off my knees it should not be this hard. and yet!#personal
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So I just learned that mayonnaise ice cream exists in Japan. Just a little bit of information for everyone who writes Japanese muses
#out of character — hey‚ the radio’s on the fritz!#i learned that mayo seems to be popular in Japan but apparently Japanese mayo is very different from mayo here in#burgerland......#...i'm kind of curious now. I wonder if I can find any in the states#Makoto is more of a spicy food kind of guy so I don't think he would use mayo for much and his diet is mostly fish/veggies anyway#(obligatory Makoto comment since I love him)
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The only comment I've seen them like on the whole patreon since the breakdown
they deserve it. Diet Mayo carried. I hope you're doing good out there if you see this
#been thinking about them tbh#I hope they got their own private video to say goodbye#i hope they were the fiest one to know what was happening#the commitment to serving this community??? unmatched#big diet mayo fan sorry#me#supermega#supermega edit
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shoutout to everyone who was called a picky eater growing up but actually just had family that made shitty white people food versions of everything
#the midwestern american diet is 99% various forms of milk and mayonnaise its awful#can i PLEASE get something that isnt slathered in mayo and dressing#labz.txt
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Weird diet update:
I can’t have ketchup or tomatoes because they’re too spicy.
I can, however, have Sriracha.
I don’t understand it either.
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I WANT TO EAT A FUCKING BURGER. I DREAM OF PIZZA. I NEED TO MAKE LOVE TO A PLATTER OF SANDWICHES DE MIGA.
#cosas mias#the fucking dengue got my liver and I'm on a strict diet of like boiled pumpkin#I WANT GREASE I WANT MEAT I WANT MAYO I WANT SPICE FUUUUUCK
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I’ve been thinking about this ask, since you’ve sent me it @bugsmoocher and I’m both intrigued AND concerned (I hope that meat was like tartar grade and didn’t have uh unwanted residues in it, and you didn’t get sick in your tumtum).
I was expecting more of something along the lines of cowboy sushi, though my name was actually because I had an inside joke about cows and sushi when I was little, and needed a minecraft username, and cowsandsushi (is ugly) was taken or something. Thank you for this fascinating information, please don’t have have tapeworm.
(Sorry for the late reply, was busy.)
#coral yaps#asks#2022#lovely information to learn at the potential expense of your digestive system#i'd like to know what brought you to this decision and watch you like a bug#dw about it being too gross my diet is diverse#my only concern is health i hope your digestive system is okay but that's interesting to hear#if you can get high grade meat that's clean and free of parasites#maybe you can put it on some rice and like put some japanese mayo and wasabi#and freshen your palate with some ginger to lighten that beef taste that sounds fascinating
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Did the most delicious thing to my toast/grilled cheese this evening… I added mayo and pizza sauce to it… so heavenly 🤤
#August is the most stressful month for VCE students and it shows I’m doing deranged things to my staple diet#You know what also tastes good? Mayo and sweet chilli and cheese. Great with eggs and garlic bread~#I love mayonnaise sm man. Essential ingredient in burgers. One of 3 ingredients in my secret dip I eat out of the bowl.#It completes ruske vejce imo too.#But yeah Dolphin you and I are diametrically opposed when it comes to food 😅#Not that you can help it. Which is why you’d always have a cute portion made to be Gentle On Stomach#I’d make one especially for you :). I live with the satisfaction that I’ll always have a bowl of creamy pesto chicken to myself >:3#Such benefits outweigh the time and complexity cost in my eyes :D#just pav things
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youre putting hot sauce in diet soda.? im not mad im so deeply confused
NOOO HDGDHF no in mayo lol
#my opinion on diet soda is :// and my opinion on mayo is disgusting unless combined with other stuff#anemoi asks
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Hellman's mayonnaise is getting discontinued due to ingredient import costs I'm mad they're taking the best condiment
#does anyone know any other mayo thats good#im so sad fr its been a staple in my diet for 20yrs#my post
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Also fuck long covid bc I absolutely cannot eat bone in chicken anymore aside from chicken wings, and even boneless skinless chicken breasts/tenders are a fucking gamble
Like what the fuck
#im already on a limited diet and it's like okay well now the only meat you can tolerate are cured pork and regular beef (:#like the texture and taste make me wanna yarf and it's so embarrassing to be somewhere like a party and all they have is fried chicken#bc to everyone else its like hell yeah fried chicken! but im like... k great it's gonna take all my mental and emotional energy to force#myself to even eat half... cool#especially since i cant tolerate mayo based shit so side dishes are out mostly and i sit there with a plate full of chips like :|#like 'its not personal [host] i just cant eat anything bc food sensitivities/allergies/long covid and autism fucking me up all at once'#marquilla#if i eat chicken it has to be bone fucking dry lmao like i wish i was kidding but that's one of the only ways i can tolerate it#one time i almost choked on dry ass chicken sggdgdgd then i recovered and kept eating like dont worry its good!
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I agree, I have hated mayo since I was a child.
#and then I married a Texan#and mayo entered my diet#and now I'm an anti PUFA lunatic#so that's how its going
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Meat and Poultry - Mayo Chicken Recipe
This mayo chicken is a simple, tasty baked chicken dinner made with cut-up chicken coated with garlic-herb mayonnaise and topped with Parmesan cheese.
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literally about to explode with rage so early in the morning i need this bitch gone 😭😭😭😭😭
#pine rambles#with her smug ass face and “diet” that consists of eating boiled eggs with light mayo#she's getting a performance bonus foe doing absolutely nothing!!!!! for making out lives harder!!!!#i can't do this anymore
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