#diesels jacknife💎

[aritamargarita]

raven in golden when he realises some of his shit is missing and someone was in his room

FNKDJSDMKFINSDM

he is about to go NUTS AHHHHHHH

[aritamargarita]

side note: i was meant to send this in the other ask but i totally forgot, i don't mind at all that you're following my tiktok! 🫶🏼 im totally cool with it. just saying that on average.nash.enjoyer, i post a lot of hall and nash edits, (to the point where two of my mutuals now call me nash girl).

lately i've been posting a couple raven ones too, but they barely get any attention because i swear, raven has like 9 fans on tiktok, and 4 of them follow me 😭 (and one of those 4 fans is just me on my other account)

YAYY OK! also no worries omg. i love hall & nash so i will be supporting of course!!!

ngl? I EXPECTED MORE RAVEN EDITS ON TIK TOK.. HONESTLY....but lowkey been debating whether to post my own on there or just post it here!! LMAO ILL BE NUMBER 5 WE GROWING FR

[aritamargarita]

MS ARITAMARGARITA. YOU HAVE OUTDONE YOURSELF AGAIN. BEFORE READING THE LATEST CHAPTER I WAS STARVING. PARCHED. FAMISHED. MALNOURISHED. BUT I HAVE BEEN FED. I HAVE BEEN FEASTING ON THE LATEST GOLDEN EPISODE. (chefs kiss) IT WAS FUCKING DELICIOUS.

THIS WAS MY REACTION AFTER READING THE CHAPTER, HAD TO DO A LIL PRAYER OF THANKFULNESS AFTER (i lied im sorry im not religious) BUT OOOUUUUHHHH 😩😩😩😩😩😩 OBSESSIVE RAE BAE IS SOMETHING I HAVE BEEN CRAVING NEVER KNEW I NEEDED!!! ms reader being a girlboss as per usual and manipulating him. i usually don't condone it but my man fucking sucks so it's ok 😍😍 we'll think of it as reparations. (is that the right word?)

AND TO THINK HE WAS JEALOUS OF OUR FRIENDSHIP WITH STEVIE SO HE GOT WITH KIMONA? BOY-! JUST BE FUCKING NICE 😭 OK?? JUST BE NICE!! PLEASEN YOU DONT HAVE TO TRY TGAT HARD AND PLAY ALL THIS SILLY ASS GAMES💀💀 ITS NOT ROCKET SCIENCE JUST BE NICE I PROMISE YOU RAVEN, MY STANDARDS ARE SO LOW- that's why im into you.

IM SO HAPPY YOU LIKE IT...YIPPEEEEEEEEE

you and @awrestlinggirlwholoves80sbands and nca are like my biggest hypemen when it comes to rae omg. THAT MAN IS CRAZY but we love him anyway HEHEHE. RIGHTT I DONT CONDONE TOXIC RELATIONSHIPS...but if tis raven? yup those are reperations!

omg it was never that hard. it's the fact he has no other reason to treat us bad. HE IS JUST DOING IT BECAUSE HE CAN LIKE????? that's next level evil. but the consequence of us telling him we're the only ones there???? it all went downhill i fear

[aritamargarita]

i just saw that the next chapter is most likely going to be more raven-focused AND I AM SALIVATINGGGG!!!! I CANNOT WAIT, IM GONNA EAT UP THAT CHAPTER LIKE A STARVING VICTORIAN CHILD EATING KFC FOR THE FIRST TIME 😋 ITS GONNA BE FUCKING DELICIOUS (also i saw that u followed me on tiktok, hiii new mootie!! 🫶🏼)

HI BESTIEEEEE!!!!!!!!

well i just posted it so BAM WHAM. THERE U GO FR!!!!! THE STARVING VICTORIAN CHILD IS NUTSFDNDKS. ALSO YESS u kno i had to give a lil follow!! hope thats ok!!!!

[aritamargarita]

golden!reader telling raven a joke (she's the blue btw)

PLEASE LMFAOO

my new favorite dynamic: GASLIGHT THE GASLIGHTER ABUSE THEM BACK‼️‼️‼️‼️i unfortunately have way too much fun writing them😭 i need to talk to a professional

i present to you: golden!reader x raven (core)

[aritamargarita]

DID U KNOW THAT SONYA DEVILLE DID A RAVEN COSPLAY?? CUZ I DIDNT

YES AND SHE LOOKED SO GOOD💯‼️ I LOVED IT A LOT… COMMON SONYA W COMMON RAVEN W

did u see the whole album on wwe where other superstars dressed up as ecw alumni??? IT WAS SO COOL

[aritamargarita]

y'all STILL supporting rita after what she did?

like how can you support someone who literally (checks notes) posts jeff hardy gifs. and also (double checks) doesn't upload regularly. AND IS GAY⁉️⁉️

NOOO MY CANCELLATION ERA IS HERE!!?!??

[aritamargarita]

im begging u, what's the video ur talking about where raven is breathing all up in the camera 😭🙏🏼🙏🏼

U ALREADY KNOW I GOT YOU HERE'S A CLIP....turn up the volume cause it's kind of low.. BUT IVE HEARD IT MANY MORE TIMES LMAO i gotta find a better clip

[aritamargarita]

i think attitude!jeff would watch a movie with reader then yawn and put his arm around them

I WAS JUSY FLASHED BY THIS PICTURE.

no he would.. he's very corny like that, my standards are very low so i'd fold immediately

[aritamargarita]

reader and lita in attitude (or at least what i wish they would be)

LESBIANS‼️‼️‼️‼️

no.,,,seriously!!! THIS HOW THEY MIGHT BE. I love girls. I’m sorry it’s so true women are the greatest thing to ever grace our planet..therefore we are being a bit fruity with lita😁

[aritamargarita]

i feel like someone has already said this before, but jeff trying to "save" reader and only making it worse gives off very much, "stop this madness, please!!! look me in the eyes. this isn't you 🥺" energy 💀

OMFG😭😭IT REALLY DOES THOUGH LIKE SIR BACK UP PLEASE. this is has me giggling so bad right now??!!!

[aritamargarita]

HELP ME, I TRIED DOWNLOADING A FEW EPISODES OF ECW HARDCORE TV AND INSTEAD I GOT A WHOLE YEARS WORTH OF EPISODES (specifically 1995 😭) BECAUSE I FORGOT TO TURN THE DOWNLOADING OFF BEFORE I WENT TO SLEEP LAST NIGHT AND NOW MY PHONE STORAGE IS SO FULL I CAN'T EVEN TAKE A SCREENSHOT

and im somewhat ashamed to admit that i did this because they got rid of the wwe network in my country and they moved it to a new streaming service that doesn't even hold a quarter of wwe content, so i decided to resort to p1racy to continue editing raven. yes. i did this all for raven.

@diesels-jacknife

DUDE I COULDNT SEE UR ASK ON MOBILE??????????????????????????????????????? LIKE U JUS DISAPPEARED WHY… THIS ASK HAS JUST BEEN HERE SINCE TUESDAY WHAT THE FUCL IT WASNT ME I SWEAR IT WASNT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LMAOO not you got the whole 1995 library IM DEAD! BESTIE LET ME PUT YOU ON....USE A VPN!! thats what i do, the usa got rid of wwe network too and put that shit on peacock smh. i just pull out my tunnelbear and go about my business... FELLOW EDITOR??? U BE IN THE SCENE TOOO?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! i have to respect it u did it all for rae rae heeheeeeeee

I WOULD SAY DELETE MOST OF THEM BC U DONT HAFTA DO THIS U DONT HAVE TO DO "ARRRR"...THERE ARE OTHER WAYS!!!

[aritamargarita]

i'm a bit late but i noticed u posted abt how everyone started having dreams about raven. well a little under a month ago i had a wack ass dream about the angsty punk bitch and it was so strange i literally could not fathom what the fuck had happened to me or why my subconscious brain had concocted this vile mixture of brutal murder and sheer ridiculousness. (the rest of this message is copied and pasted from alessia and i's DMs because i was so bugged out i don't think i could retell the story as well as i originally told it)

SO THERE WAS THIS GUY THAT I FOLLOWED THAT HAD TWITTER AND HE WENT LIVE (on twitter???) AND HE WAS TALKING ABT COMIC BOOK CHARACTERS? ah shit sorry im yelling. so anyways he was talking abt comic book characters and he was getting all the facts wrong

and then raven (who irl loves comics) joined the live and then he got mad and started swearing at this random guy, and threatened to burn his house down and kill him- because he was getting all these facts wrong

and then out of nowhere raven said "i'm gonna give you a shitty haircut and make you look like vector from despicable me so when people find ur body they'll know it's me. and they'll know just how despicable i am" and the guy was like "alright, bro ☠️☠️ who's grandpa is this? 😭"

so then i was watching the news and they found this body in the forest with a silly ass haircut that made him look like vector from despicable me, but nobody knew who it was? they were like, "omg, who would do such a terrible, horrible, despicable thing? 🥺🥺" so i tried to report raven to the police but when i called them, they arrived instantly to my house

and there were two cops, some random guy, and the second one was RAVEN, i was like "WTFFFF" and then he KILLED THE OTHER GUY IN FRONT OF ME AND GAVE HIM THE STUPID VECTOR HAIRCUT, then he walked over to me and tried to choke me to death, and then i woke up?? 😭😭😭

at least i got to see raven in a cop uniform and have him choke me so i guess it wasn't all shitty

HII UR OK

THIS DREAM WAS CRAZY FROM START TO FINISH. somehow why is raven cursing someone out abt how all the fax are wrong???? he one of them ppl who dox LMFAOOO. he's like the chuu pfp(?) people i fear

THAT DESPICABLE ME LINE IS KILLING ME YOU DONT UNDERSTANDI M IN HYSTERICS. he actually gave him the vector haircut my god. AND COP RAVEN GOT ME KICKING MY FEET ARF ARFFF & the fact you got choked….con😭😭😭grat😭😭😭😭ulations…😭😭😭

[aritamargarita]

i know what you are

SHAWNNNNN HWENMEFNEsd this is perfect usage of this image

[aritamargarita]

this is sort of random but i trust that the community will hear me out on this

what do we think about carlito? i mean, idk about y'all, but I think he's kinda fine, especially after he returned in 2021, cuz my brother showed me the '21 men's royal rumble today (i wasn't watching wwe from 2018/19-2021) and when i saw carlito return, i was like "⁉️⁉️CARLI--⁉️DAYYUUMMM❗" like i'm not gonna lie, i basically looked like this:

and when my brother asked me "what's wrong?" i was just like, "oh yea no, i'm just surprised, that's all"

i mean, i was shocked he came back, because i had no idea he even returned, but i was more shocked at how fine he was, and i need confirmation from the community to make sure i'm not just. yk. a thirsty whore.

(in terms of looks alone, 2021 carlito > younger carlito)

I KEEP MISSING YOUR ASKS IM SO SORRY THEY JUS DONT SHOW UNLESS IM ON DESKTOP💔💔💔💔

LMAO THE PICTURE. im hearing you out slightly because i see ur vision i really do. i don’t get why some men look better when they get older:..also i fear we’re all thirsty whores at heart this is a safe space💯💯💯

[aritamargarita]

cancelling rita cuz she posts jeff hardy and not raven

LMAOO PLS. ILL POST MORE RAVEN I SWEAR!!!!1!!!!!1!11111