#diesels-jacknife 💎

[aritamargarita]

golden!reader telling raven a joke (she's the blue btw)

PLEASE LMFAOO

my new favorite dynamic: GASLIGHT THE GASLIGHTER ABUSE THEM BACK‼️‼️‼️‼️i unfortunately have way too much fun writing them😭 i need to talk to a professional

i present to you: golden!reader x raven (core)

[aritamargarita]

DID U KNOW THAT SONYA DEVILLE DID A RAVEN COSPLAY?? CUZ I DIDNT

YES AND SHE LOOKED SO GOOD💯‼️ I LOVED IT A LOT… COMMON SONYA W COMMON RAVEN W

did u see the whole album on wwe where other superstars dressed up as ecw alumni??? IT WAS SO COOL

[aritamargarita]

im begging u, what's the video ur talking about where raven is breathing all up in the camera 😭🙏🏼🙏🏼

U ALREADY KNOW I GOT YOU HERE'S A CLIP....turn up the volume cause it's kind of low.. BUT IVE HEARD IT MANY MORE TIMES LMAO i gotta find a better clip

[aritamargarita]

reader and lita in attitude (or at least what i wish they would be)

LESBIANS‼️‼️‼️‼️

no.,,,seriously!!! THIS HOW THEY MIGHT BE. I love girls. I’m sorry it’s so true women are the greatest thing to ever grace our planet..therefore we are being a bit fruity with lita😁

[aritamargarita]

i feel like someone has already said this before, but jeff trying to "save" reader and only making it worse gives off very much, "stop this madness, please!!! look me in the eyes. this isn't you 🥺" energy 💀

OMFG😭😭IT REALLY DOES THOUGH LIKE SIR BACK UP PLEASE. this is has me giggling so bad right now??!!!

[aritamargarita]

this is sort of random but i trust that the community will hear me out on this

what do we think about carlito? i mean, idk about y'all, but I think he's kinda fine, especially after he returned in 2021, cuz my brother showed me the '21 men's royal rumble today (i wasn't watching wwe from 2018/19-2021) and when i saw carlito return, i was like "⁉️⁉️CARLI--⁉️DAYYUUMMM❗" like i'm not gonna lie, i basically looked like this:

and when my brother asked me "what's wrong?" i was just like, "oh yea no, i'm just surprised, that's all"

i mean, i was shocked he came back, because i had no idea he even returned, but i was more shocked at how fine he was, and i need confirmation from the community to make sure i'm not just. yk. a thirsty whore.

(in terms of looks alone, 2021 carlito > younger carlito)

I KEEP MISSING YOUR ASKS IM SO SORRY THEY JUS DONT SHOW UNLESS IM ON DESKTOP💔💔💔💔

LMAO THE PICTURE. im hearing you out slightly because i see ur vision i really do. i don’t get why some men look better when they get older:..also i fear we’re all thirsty whores at heart this is a safe space💯💯💯

[aritamargarita]

WE'RE THE OTHER WOMAN⁉️⁉️

YUPPPPPPPPPP WE SURE ARE! I BET U DIDNT SEE THAT 1 COMING🤭

[aritamargarita]

YESS THEY WERE THERE IK TOMMY DREAMER WAS THERE TWICE…IK VELVET SKY WAS THERE AND THEN BUBBA RAY DUDLEY TOO!!

does anyone watch impractical jokers. i keep seeing wrestlers in the seasons and it’s actually driving me insane

[aritamargarita]

y'all STILL supporting rita after what she did?

like how can you support someone who literally (checks notes) posts jeff hardy gifs. and also (double checks) doesn't upload regularly. AND IS GAY⁉️⁉️

NOOO MY CANCELLATION ERA IS HERE!!?!??

[aritamargarita]

i think attitude!jeff would watch a movie with reader then yawn and put his arm around them

I WAS JUSY FLASHED BY THIS PICTURE.

no he would.. he's very corny like that, my standards are very low so i'd fold immediately

[aritamargarita]

HELP ME, I TRIED DOWNLOADING A FEW EPISODES OF ECW HARDCORE TV AND INSTEAD I GOT A WHOLE YEARS WORTH OF EPISODES (specifically 1995 😭) BECAUSE I FORGOT TO TURN THE DOWNLOADING OFF BEFORE I WENT TO SLEEP LAST NIGHT AND NOW MY PHONE STORAGE IS SO FULL I CAN'T EVEN TAKE A SCREENSHOT

and im somewhat ashamed to admit that i did this because they got rid of the wwe network in my country and they moved it to a new streaming service that doesn't even hold a quarter of wwe content, so i decided to resort to p1racy to continue editing raven. yes. i did this all for raven.

@diesels-jacknife

DUDE I COULDNT SEE UR ASK ON MOBILE??????????????????????????????????????? LIKE U JUS DISAPPEARED WHY… THIS ASK HAS JUST BEEN HERE SINCE TUESDAY WHAT THE FUCL IT WASNT ME I SWEAR IT WASNT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LMAOO not you got the whole 1995 library IM DEAD! BESTIE LET ME PUT YOU ON....USE A VPN!! thats what i do, the usa got rid of wwe network too and put that shit on peacock smh. i just pull out my tunnelbear and go about my business... FELLOW EDITOR??? U BE IN THE SCENE TOOO?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! i have to respect it u did it all for rae rae heeheeeeeee

I WOULD SAY DELETE MOST OF THEM BC U DONT HAFTA DO THIS U DONT HAVE TO DO "ARRRR"...THERE ARE OTHER WAYS!!!

[aritamargarita]

YES OF COURSE!! i may get too carried away too cause then we’ll wear matching outfits every other show taping😭😭😭

the girls

THE ONLY WOMEN EVER!!!

i can't wait until golden gets to this point. DAILY CHYNA & KAT INTERACTION I PROMISE. U GUYS ARE GONNA GET SICK OF ME AND IM NOT SORRY, THIS IS ALL GOING ACCORDING TO PLAN!

[aritamargarita]

i'm a bit late but i noticed u posted abt how everyone started having dreams about raven. well a little under a month ago i had a wack ass dream about the angsty punk bitch and it was so strange i literally could not fathom what the fuck had happened to me or why my subconscious brain had concocted this vile mixture of brutal murder and sheer ridiculousness. (the rest of this message is copied and pasted from alessia and i's DMs because i was so bugged out i don't think i could retell the story as well as i originally told it)

SO THERE WAS THIS GUY THAT I FOLLOWED THAT HAD TWITTER AND HE WENT LIVE (on twitter???) AND HE WAS TALKING ABT COMIC BOOK CHARACTERS? ah shit sorry im yelling. so anyways he was talking abt comic book characters and he was getting all the facts wrong

and then raven (who irl loves comics) joined the live and then he got mad and started swearing at this random guy, and threatened to burn his house down and kill him- because he was getting all these facts wrong

and then out of nowhere raven said "i'm gonna give you a shitty haircut and make you look like vector from despicable me so when people find ur body they'll know it's me. and they'll know just how despicable i am" and the guy was like "alright, bro ☠️☠️ who's grandpa is this? 😭"

so then i was watching the news and they found this body in the forest with a silly ass haircut that made him look like vector from despicable me, but nobody knew who it was? they were like, "omg, who would do such a terrible, horrible, despicable thing? 🥺🥺" so i tried to report raven to the police but when i called them, they arrived instantly to my house

and there were two cops, some random guy, and the second one was RAVEN, i was like "WTFFFF" and then he KILLED THE OTHER GUY IN FRONT OF ME AND GAVE HIM THE STUPID VECTOR HAIRCUT, then he walked over to me and tried to choke me to death, and then i woke up?? 😭😭😭

at least i got to see raven in a cop uniform and have him choke me so i guess it wasn't all shitty

HII UR OK

THIS DREAM WAS CRAZY FROM START TO FINISH. somehow why is raven cursing someone out abt how all the fax are wrong???? he one of them ppl who dox LMFAOOO. he's like the chuu pfp(?) people i fear

THAT DESPICABLE ME LINE IS KILLING ME YOU DONT UNDERSTANDI M IN HYSTERICS. he actually gave him the vector haircut my god. AND COP RAVEN GOT ME KICKING MY FEET ARF ARFFF & the fact you got choked….con😭😭😭grat😭😭😭😭ulations…😭😭😭

[aritamargarita]

i know what you are

SHAWNNNNN HWENMEFNEsd this is perfect usage of this image

[aritamargarita]

cancelling rita cuz she posts jeff hardy and not raven

LMAOO PLS. ILL POST MORE RAVEN I SWEAR!!!!1!!!!!1!11111

[aritamargarita]

i just deleted my twitter account and im telling you rn it's so freeing. it's like a weight has been lifted off my shoulders, and i can breathe again 😭 i only stayed for as long as i did because raven doesn't have any other social media but the manchild Elongated Muskrat just made that already shitty app SOOO unbearable i couldn't deal with it. i love raven but NO man is good enough for me to wanna stay on twitter for that long

also im going to miss x-pac's extremely based takes that made all the middle aged conservative wrestling fans mad 😔

MANN I BET THATS THE BEST FEELING EVER SMH!! man raven needa get with the times get on insta. facebook? idek who uses it now, tik tok?? MMMMMMMMMM…….I don’t know…….. IM RIGHT BEHIND YOU BESTIE ELON MADE THIS SHIT WORSE I CANT!! there’s so much shit goin on over there it’s just not even worth it

BASED? based on what🤨jk but WE STAN X PAC!!!!!!!