#did u think this was about hera? sike! it's always been about guy scouts
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godsofhumanity · 6 months ago
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[Zeus, up to his regular, no-good shenanigans] Zeus: Behind every great man is a great woman. Zeus: And in my case, that woman is an intelligent, sophisticated, full-foreheaded stallion named Odin. Odin: ?? Zeus: And she's a wizard. And she can dance. Zeus: I need you on this, buddy. Odin: Odin: Fine.
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