#did my gf read my mind or smthing?

[vent-uwu]

I love my gf sm but hdjsbd did she rlly have to clock me as being irrationally worried that she’d hurt me when she gets angry 💀💀💀

She rlly does know me too well <3

[babymilkawa]

So I just read your request rules and I think am okay to request so..

Okay so the buksquad (mina , sero , bakugou, kiri , denki) x f s/o (i use she / they) who is just so quiet and soft and sweet with everyone but one time they were talking about a murder in a crime show and she started to talk like a real murderer and they all were just so surprised how the soft gf of them knows so much about how to kill someone and the best ways to hide a body 👉🏻👈🏻

I know it's kinda weird but I would really love to read it ❤

Ty babycakes!🌙❤

4 is my max so I hope u don’t mind me taking sero out!

soft but scary s/o headcanons with:

mina ashido, bakugou katsuki, kirishima eijiro, kaminari denki

gn!reader :)

mina ashido

u guys were j chilling in her dorm and decided to watch something on the tv

scrolling through Netflix, mina rlyyy wanted to watch something crime related but glancing at you, she felt like she’d have to hold herself back

“so what do you want to watch?” She asked you

you shrugged, eyes on your phone, “you pick, mina”

aah she knew you’d say this

should she pick a romcom? something sappy?

as she was scrolling, the crime category came up and she couldn’t help but click through

“oh that ones really good, wanna watch it?”

she looked at you, were you talking about criminal minds or..miraculous lady bug which was right on top of it...?

“this one?” She asked, hovering over the said cartoon

“pfft noo I mean criminal minds! It’s amazing how they analyze the criminals and how so many of the characters have had great developments”

she was...surprised yes very surprised

since when did u watch crime or take an interest in it? what happened to the soft and bubbly y/n?

still a little shocked, she clicked on the episode of your choice, watching you as it played

you were immersed and a small smile was forming on ur face as u nodded along to the criminal’s train of thought

mina, still not able to believe what she was seeing, immediately texted the group chat to tell everyone

bakugou katsuki

he def thought you were fragile and got into UA because of luck BEFORE u were dating

but he was honestly so surprised to see you in battle

like that was already a huge contrast to ur regular personality 🤨

then you put on a CRimE show for your movie date??

He walked in and you’re there huddled in blankets while the show is playing

“Babe why are you watching this? We can turn on something else”

“Oh no I want to watch this”

“Cmon we don’t have to watch this for me-“

“I wanna watch it tho” 🥺

hold on, he needs a min

YOU, his soft and adorable s/o, wants to watch a crime show full of gore and violence??

:o

he’s still a little hesitant so just in case you freak out, he’s got an arm around you

if you notice and laugh at him, telling it’s fine, he’ll say he’s just resting it there goddamn 😒

kirishima eijiro

He walks in on you watching sthing on ur laptop and he just stands there like 🧍🏻

U greet him and all but he’s still tryna process this

he’s not looking at the screen but at you, tryna see ur reaction like if u know what’s going on in front of u 🤨

Then u start going off abt how the killer hid it in the wrong spot, the police are obvi gonna find it there and know it’s him, he didn’t even wear gloves smh

“Is this for a class??” He asks you

“What? No I’m j watching it for fun”

For fun?? FOR FUN??

what happened to “spread kindness” 😭

The rest of the night he just carefully watches you

Even spoons you in case u have nightmares:)

kaminari denki

pls u ask him if he wants to watch a crime show with you and he thinks ur challenging him to see who lasts longer, who’ll get disturbed last

Doesn’t know that this is literally ur thing like might as well start writing a script y/n

but he doesn’t last long

he’s in his burrito blanket and glued to your side, wondering how the hell you look so entranced

is it so creepy u can’t take ur eyes off??

sh-should he do smthing?

then u look at him and point at the screen, saying “this is the best part”

“Wait you’ve watched this before?”

“Yea it’s one of my favorites”

Ur favorites ??

Honest to god he though u watched fruit basket or the fault in our stars but this is another level dude T-T

now he feels like an idiot

cuz he won’t b able to take u to the movies

yea this def gives him the creeps

begs u to let him stay the night >w<

bnha masterlist

[synthfolks]

do all of them for the ask meme :-)

this is going under a read more ahsjglw

1. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?

usually closed.. i dont have a closet at my mom’s and the light’s on automatically if it’s open at my dad’s

2. do you have freckles?

yeah!! u can’t see them as much as usual tho cus i’ve been wearing moisturizer w spf in it this summer and makeup someof the time but naturally i get a lot

3. can you whistle?

yes

4. last song you listened to?

cellphone’s dead by beck (i have the gorillaz pandora station on at work rn okay)

5. what is your favorite color?

various shades of blue

6. relationship status

taken!

7. what is the temperature rn?

63 degrees.. it’s night

8. did you wake up cranky?

i don’t think so?

9. how many followers?

1458 (most i got several years ago and probs aren’t active)

10. zodiac sign

gemini sun… aries moon cancer rising

11. what is your eye color?

turquoise

12. take a vitamin daily?

i used to take a ton of supplements but now i just take my meds

13. do you sing in the shower?

sometimes not usually

14. what books are u reading?

i just finished the miseducation of cameron post and am sorta between books rn 

15. grab the nearest book to you, turn to page 64, give me line 14

“old peace there, and something in the air that smelled like”

16. favorite anime

who do u think i am 

17. last person you cried in front of?

i think my grandparents but possibly my mom

18. do you collect anything?

i hoard like, everything but i don’t rly consciously collect anything. maybe cd’s and i used to collect gems/rocks

19. what did you have for lunch?

i didn’t rly have lunch i had eggs for breakfast and tacos for dinner

20. do you dance in the car

yeah sometimes?

21. favorite animal?

not to be boring but like…dogs

22. do you watch the olympics?

some events yeah

23. what time do u usually go to bed?

like 1-ish

24. are you wearing makeup right now?

no

25. do you prefer to swim in a pool or the ocean?

the ocean!! im not super into swimming in itself like it’s fine but i loove swimming in natural bodies of water i could stay in the ocean and lakes and rivers forever

26. favorite tumblr blog?

climbsbian.tumblr.com

27. bottled water or tap water?

ooh boy .. tap water

28. what makes u happy?

my friends and my gf! 

29. post a gif of what ur currently feeling right now

im on my laptop and not gonna bother searching for one

30. do you study better with or without music?

usually with, or like some sort of background noise but if im using spotify or smthing ill get distracted on the app itself

31. dogs or cats?

dogs cus i was raised with them but i like cats too!!

32. if you were a crayon what color would you be?

idk crayon colors uh something gay or a sexy shade of blue

33. playstation or xbox

we own an xbox but i seriously don’t care

34. would you swim in the lake or ocean?

absolutely

35. do you believe in magic?

in a sense

36. what color shirt are you wearing?

brown and blue

37. can you curl your tongue?

ya and i can do the w thing too

38. do you save money or spend it?

this is such a weird question iike i try to save money but i end up spending a lot on gas and food and random shit (like CD’s and clothes)

39. is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?

the package for the chocolate covered sunflower seeds im eating, the strap of a childrens climbing shoe and some random hot pink paper peeking out of a binder

40. do you have an obsessions right now?

excluding the OCD sense of the word i don’t think so really

41. have u ever caught a butterfly?

i’ve had them land on me!

42. are u easily influenced by other people 

yessss :/

43. do you have strange dreams?

usually yeah 

44. do you like going on airplanes?

i mean they’re fine

45. name one movie that made you cry?

i can’t think of anything specific rn but i’ve cried at any movie with like an animal death 

46. peanuts or sunflowers seeds

i used to not like sunflower seeds but im eating them rn and theyre good in certain contexts, but peanut butter’s better if we count that

47. if i handed you a concert ticket right now who would you want the performed to be?

gorillaz but only if @sashs got one also 

48. are u a picky eater?

nope!

49. are u a heavy sleeper?

not really

50. do you fear thunder/lightning?

in an abstract sense but i’ve never rly gotten actually scared in a sitaution

51. do you like to read/write

yeah i do but i’ve been bad abt it i wanna read more again

52. do you like ur music loud?

sometimes yes and i like it loud in my car and i don’t mind loud music at loud events/concerts n stuff but honeslty if i have it loud in my headphones or whne im playing stuff out loud i get stressed cus im very hypervigilant and it’s hard for me to process audio when there’s other stuff

53. would you rather carve pumpkins or wrap presents?

carve pumpkins

54. put your music on shuffle what is the first song that came up 

kill the director- the wombats

55. what season are you in right now? (weather)

it’s summer babey!

56. what are you craving right now?

a cold can of enlighten mint yerba mate. also gf

57. post a screenshot of your tumblr feed

????

58. what is your gender?

lesbian (yes i know it says gender)

59. coffee or tea?

coffee but tea’s good too!!

60. do you have any homework right now?

i probs have summer assignments but i havent seen what they are yet

61. what is your sexuality?

lesbian

62. do you make ur bed in the morning?

not regularly

64. favorite social media?

tumblr unfortunately

65. what’s ur opinion on instagram stories?

they’re fine i like watching them but they can also get rly weird n fake sometimes, which isn’t a result of the stories themselves but the culture built around them

66. do you get homesick?

not rly but ill miss specific ppl and get nostalgic for old places and old places i used to live

67.are u a virgin?

no

68. what shampoo and conditioner are you using right now?

whatever shampoo’s onhand and tresemmes moisture something conditionter cus it’s the only thing that detangles my damaged hair

69. if you were far from home and needed to sleep for the night woudl you choose to rent a crappy motel room for $60 or sleep in your car for free?

depends where and how hot it is, if it’s cold ill get a room but if im in a safe enough place and it’s not freezing im fine w sleeping inmy car. im a climber

70. are both of your blood parents still in your life?

yeah

71. what’s the next movie you want to see in theaters?

infinity war if it’s still playing, otherwise idk mamma mia or mission impossible? idk what’s in theaters rn 

72. do you miss ur ex?

i think about them a lot but i don’t think i miss them. 

73. what is your favorite quote rn?

uhh idk

74. what eye color do you find sexiest?

idk brown?

75. did you like swinging as a child? do you still get excited when you see a swingset?

yes and yes

76. what was the last thing u ate?

carrot and hummus

77. what games do you have on your phone?

i used to have way more but i deleted most of them on my old phone cus of space and most of the ones i actually played were on my ipad, uh smash hit, 2048, white tiles, solitaire, minesweeper, line bubble, lovestruck

78. would you give a homeless person CPR if they were dying? why or why not?

uhh yes ? bc homeless ppl still deserve to .. live???

79. been on the computer for 5 hours straight?

yeah

80. stalked someone on a social network

not like actual stalking but looking through the way everyone does sometimes yeah

81. do you like meeting new ppl?

yeah!

82. do you wear rings?

no

83. do you sleep with ur bedroom door open or closed?

closed

84. what are three things you did today?

went to work that’s where i am right now and there i also:

played ping pong w a child

watched a dog named dyno

85. what do you wear to bed?

usually a big t shirt and underwear, or pajama bottoms and a tank top

86. list all of your different beauty products you have rn

uh i’ve been wearing moisturzier from trader joes, lorac foundation and this light powder stuff from this organic brand my aunt works for, and mascara sometimes and then various chapstick. i have more makeup like eyeliner and eyeshadow, blush and lip products but im not gonna list all that

87. are u a day or night person

depends

88. list all of your video games

im not gonna bother

89. tell me about a dream you had and when it happened 

i keep wanting to tell ppl about my dreams lately and then forgetting them so all the only thing that’s coming to mind are the recurring tsunami dreams i get. my dreams often involve like challenges and are very controlled and systematic and incoroporate parts of my life and ppl but im boring and can’t rememebr anything rn 

90. favorite soda drink

ginger beer

91. what sounds are your favorite?

idk musical sounds? water?

92. do you wear jeans or sweats more?

i don’t wear sweats v often i usually wear pants that aren’t jeans

93. how do you look right now?

fine my hair;s nice rn and wavy and i like my outfit but i hate my face rn 

94. name something that relaxes you

climbing

95. what tattoo do you want?

i want mountains and some climbing related stuff, and i want a floral pattern on my thighs when they’re healed enough. also a heart or smth gay and small on my hip

96. favorite youtuber

i don’t rly watch youtubers (i used to but was nvr that into it) maybe chris fleming and i like the wondrous life of caleb gallo