#did I some how miss an episode bc liek how did we get here

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I cannot believe I’m awake when the episode drops holy shit. I’m also drunk af bc it’s my weekend off so I might not be as sharp as I’m usually am (not) but guess we’ll see lol. Also the devil works hard but pirates work harder. Bless them yardee hars yo ho

Post Ep: uhh I genuintely dunno what to say here :/ MKEK fucked over literally the only aspect of v9 i liked so i guess imma rot or smth idk

Genuinely funny (by which I mean what the absolute fuck) that the warning does not, in fact, warn the viewer of fucking anything. Reminds me of the conversation in Criminal Minds where the unit receives a bomb threat and have to wait for it to explode because sending out a general bomb alert would halt the entirety of the country in a panic. Wasn’t there a tiktok about this exact thing? One that went liek “TRIGGER WARNIGN! TRIGGER WARNING!“ but never told you wh at the warning was? Feels like this shit

Back at it again with this pov shit? With the hentai panting? Why is it always with the hentai panting???

“Why did you shout at everyone like that?” Sometimes it’s hard to remember that Little is supposed to be like... a child? I guess? in the Wonderland spectrum of things, so them not knowing what a mental breakdown looks like is both in character and entirely unhelpful in the narrative, considering how easily Ruby brushes off the inquiry

This is probably the most tolerant Ruby’s voice acting has been in the last many seasons. It’s not high and nasally enough to scrape my skull!

Not gonna lie, having Ruby finally break down against the shittiest of tree textures is so fucking funny I can’t take this seriously. It looks like she’s wailing into a painted wall

“If you’re going to stay with me, you’re going to end up dead, too.” Ruby, the only dead people that you supposedly gave a shit about are Penny and Pyrrha. You don’t know about Clover or Ironwood, you definitely didn’t give a shit about that Forrest guy from V7, and it’s still up in the air if you know about Penny 2.0. You haven’t even mentioned Qrow, your father, or the rest of ORNJ, so what the fuck are you referencing here? Your mother, whom you only started being compromised about 2 seasons ago? Big fuckety whoop, no one cares

Ohhhh noooo not the shithead mouse character being saddddd and left behinddddd whateverr shall we doooooo

Aight what’s with the butterfly thing. If it’s supposed to symbolize Summer Rose in some way, it was never foreshadowed and only the barest of threads (butterflies being pollinators of flowers) would connect this shit. There’s a difference between subtlety and bullshit

Uhhhh did Ruby stumble into a casino house of Neo? Is this Neo backstory we’re getting into? Honestly, that’s way more intriguing than anything our heroes have going on

OH SO NOW RUBY CAN USE HER FUCKING SCYTHE WITHOUT GETTIN TRIGGERED

Why did they have to drag Roman into Maya? Didn’t they do him dirty enough by having him be eaten by a stupid grimm? Is this even the same voice actor? It’s not as... sultry

WHY YOU GOTTA DO PYRRHA DIRTY LIKE THIS WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HER MOUTH THERE’S NO TEXTURE ON HER CLOTHES WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK

Holy shit the animation of Roman jumpin on the table is sending me into the fuckign statosphere fucking hlep

Can’t even have a normal transformation animation between scythe to snipe it’s gotta be a spinny bullshit thing ugh. Take me back to episode 1 I miss that shit

Who is voicing Roman there’s no way this is the original VA Imma strnagle this bithc

“But we all remember how that ended.” Is this based on actual events or what Neo has interpreted? This entire scene has been nothing but bullshit so far, and not even the fun kind that Roman used to produce

“You still blame me for what happened to Torchwick?” Bitch what the absolute fuck makes you think that? What clues could you possibly have that Neo blames you specifically when there are so many random people at this table? It’s not like you’ve ever claimed to be responsible for any of these peoples’ deaths, so why is this the fucking conclusion you make? Other than having writer’s clairvoyance of course

Okay, despite not knowing at the moment what it means, I do like the detail of Roman not stepping on the teacup before but once shit gets real he demolishes it. Still don’t like how ugly he is though. Leave my dead gay son alone

I don’t know if I’ve said it before but I fucking HATE the eyeshadow on the character in Maya. Why is Neo’s fucking mint green? She’s NEO-FUCKING-POLITIAN WHY IS THERE FUCKING GREEN IN HER GODDAMN COLOR PALLETE WHEN IT’S FUCKIN WHITE BROWN AND PINK

“I’m going to enjoy watching you break.” Does Neo not have any sort of contact via her clones or whatever? Did she not see how helpless Ruby was last episode to her Jabber? Because it was very heavily implied she knew when that one turned into her before shattering. Neo didn’t have to do shit to make Ruby break, her so called friends were doing that better than Neo ever could Also, the smiles on everyone’s faces as they say this is 100% me when I write my characters going through some fucked up shit. Neo should’ve gone into theater and literally none of this would have happened lmao

It’s uhhhhhh kinda telling that Yang is the first to stop and bitch about Ruby’s behavior. “How could she jsut run off like that?” damn it’s like your sister knew you ddidn’t give hafl a flying fuck about her and dipped Yang OHMYGOD YANG BEING PISSED THAT RUBY DIDN’T TALK TO THEM I’M FUCKING WHEEZING Girl you were so busy being buried in the pussy you didn’t notice your own sister having a full ass breakdown. I do not feel sorry for you “She could’ve just talked to us” like you talked to her after you lost your arm? Oh, wait, YOU DIDN’T FUCKING DO THAT YANG. You literally told her to LEAVE YOU ALONE. Ain’t that a bitch, huh

“We say things like ‘we believe and you’ and ‘we can count on you’” holy shit this is smth I would expect from the yt exercise gurus I watch after work shifts not from my close personal friends this is so fuckign funny

“It’s not like we’re asking her to be perfect” well mf did you ever, idk, COMMUNICATE THAT. Because, lmee tell you as someone who WAS expected to be perfect at all times, that shit be damaging as fuck. I can’t even let typos happen in funny instances without a voice in my head screaming to fix them

Oh great we get the generic meandering vocals during a pvp platform fight. Do they write these lines knowing they’ll be translated into a game soon? There’s no way “I was the best and brightest Beacon had to offer” comes off naturally otherwise

Ruby literally clambered onto the only structure in the room for defense? Girl at this point you are asking to die lmao

AND HER AURA SHATTERS AT THAT MEASLY DROP I AM FUCKING SOBBING JUST KILL THE BITCH AND BE DONE WITH IT

“Just like you were too late to save me at the Vytal festival.” Bitch that literally didn’t matter shit since you came back in V7. You’re literally wearing your V7/8 outfit. Shut the absolute fuck up you fucking waste of potential and hair space goddamn

“Can you imagine what it’s like to be failed time and time again by someone who meant the world to you” oh like Oz? The guy you demonized for the last few seasons? The guy who was roasted alive by his wife after she butchered their FOUR FUCKIGN CHILDREN?

Also Ruby does not use her FUCKIGN SEMBLANCE BITHC ARE YOU WANTING TO FUDCKIGN DIE THEN DIE ALREADY GODDAMMIT

Okay I can’t put my finger on it, but the animation of Pyrrha going around her staff to kick Ruby is really fucking weird. Maybe because it seems like her spear is merely resting on the ground instead of impaling it? (My current MC had a similar move so this is important to me lmao)

While I do appreciate the line of “have you stopped to consider if you’re doing more harm than good” coming from Ironwood, it’s not really Ironwood saying it, is it? How the absolute FUCK would Neo know this? Was she witness to what was happening, did she figure it out with context clues, or is this another case of writer clairvoyance?

While I guess it is within canon rights to have Neo know that Oscar is Oz’s new host, I’m very much confused about this particular course of action [turning Ozpin into Oscar] from Neo. When it was her vs Cinder,  Neo just tried to annihilate her, but with Ruby she wants to be Jigsaw??? MKEK learn character consistency I am BEGGING

Listen... I know Ruby is in an emotionally compromised state, and that in any other scenario this would be intensely heart-breaking, but with how contrived this entire scene is, I cannot give half a flying fuck about Ruby’s mental state because it’s too damn funny how easily she falls into Neo’s lap. You walked into this giant ass casino, can’t you just walk out? We ain’t seen you try yet, so either you (and the writers) are too stupid to think of it, or it was shuffled off screen, neither of which are a good look babe. Especially when that damned mouse is in the wings for SOME goddamn reason. Probably the next fucking deus ex mouse

RUBY’S HICCUPS SOUND EXACTLY LIKE MY PRINTER IM FUCKIGN WHEEZING

Okay, so Neo offering the tea makes it seem like that’s a path to the Ascension that everyone’s so gung-ho about, which makes me question why the paper pleasers needed to have a whole ass suicide dam-break to ascend if all they needed was some leaf-tea. I also think I’m putting more thought into this than the fucking writers, which, honestly, is par for the course

WAIT WHOA HOLD UP that was some geometric shit hitting Neo into the fucking next generation. Everything in Wonderland is ~whimsy and frolic~ not Square (tm) so wtf is going on

Goddammit again with this pov shit? Whoever suggested it in the group orgy should be drug out to the street and shot

CURIOUS!!! THE ONLY BITCH THAT MATTERS TO ME even if he is ugly as sin

“(Ruby) I don’t want to be me anymore” well aint that just more gasoline to my theory that Ruby’s gonna try to sacrifice herself to the tree No joke, if RT (and for any dumbass who needs clarification, CRWBY is 100% RT property) tries to imply in any goddamn way that sacrifice is the only way to achieve happiness (especially when it comes to other people’s happiness) I will come to each of their houses and shred their shoes, their paintings, and dismantle their ovens

Altho, no joke, I would much rather prefer Curious as our MC instead simply because they are curious and would potentially be able to ask questions about the world that our actual mains would take for granted, like idk wtf is dust and where does it come from? (Mainly stemming from my hc that dust is the remains of human souls that grimm devour but can’t actually process. Like... how else are you gonna reconcile the dust that made Adam ((the original biblical man)) with the dust of Remnant?)

Oh wow so we’re actually going for the take that the cat was evil the whole time? Is that what we’re doing? No nuance about a creature merely curious about a world outside its own? We’re going full fucking body snatcher?

I absolutely HATE this take on the Curious Cat. MKEK. Give me your addresses so I can beat your asses in the nearest Dennys parking lot. I think you sorely need some lessons in humility. Suck my entire asshole

Is Little really fucking hurt by being slung .2 feet from a tail whip? Fucking really?

And now Neo and Curious are fighting over Ruby’s fate. Someone bring back the forced love triangle of Hunger Games (which was forced by the publishers NOT the writer btw) instead of this shit before I throw myself into a lava pit because honesty it this is far shittier than HG

Wtf are Ruby’s fingers bloodied from? Wielding Crescent Rose for .2 seconds? Girl you have been handling this weapon for fucking years, but spinning it around a couple of times makes her bleed? Bitch play Paganini’s 24 Caprices then say how your fingers feel (For clarification purposes, I only know this because I’m writing characters who know how to play the violin, not because I know violin myself despite how much I fucking want to. V from DMC5 has me in a fucking chokehold lemme tell you-*dies*)

“I have been trying to wear you down for so long” BITCH FUCKING WHERE. WHERE THE ABSOLUTE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN WEARING RUBY DOWN MORE THAN HER TEAMMATES OR GENERAL FUCKING LIFE HAS ALREADY BEEN. BITHC FUCKING WEHRE

“I need to know why my makers left me here.” This makes me think that the Wonderland was structured by the shitheel gods of light and dark. Perhaps the cat was one of their compromises, which is why they’re such a wildcard? But that would make so many questions about the purpose of Wonderland itself and we all know that MKEK can’t be bothered with things like worldbuilding or nuance or anything remotely resembling intelligence (also I read once that black scelera ((the white part of the eye)) is a sign of pure truth/desire so honestly this is incredibly intriguing even though I know it won’t end in anything satisfactory)

NEO STEPS ON LITTLE BEST CHARACTER EVER 10/10

The cup sliding into frame after Ruby’s frantic eyes is literally so fucking funny how do they expect to take me seriously when the framing has the subtlety of a drunk elephant?

Ohmygod the way JWBY ran into the room like PS2 characters I’m fucking wheeazing

Ohmygod this is literally the most flaccid way to force a person into your perspective. Like... Ruby got kicked around a little bit after venturing into an OBVIOUSLY NOT GOOD PLACE and then decides to drink the airport jungle juice right as she’s about to be rescued and not ONE FUCKING CHARACTER WITH RANGED ARSENAL SHOOTS THE MUG OUT OF HER HAND

Honestly there are times where it really hits me how RWBY is a show about plot that isn’t plot instead of characters, and it’s moments like these where I’m like “damn, these people are acting to the script instead of their character huh” Like... it would’ve been something profound if the tea drinking had happened moments prior to their arrival instead of “hey watch me drink this fuckin tea while I reflect in your stupid eyeball instead of you doing literally anything about it despite that the supposed fact that you fucking raised me YANG, so watch me drop into this fuckkin hole I guess”

At the very least I guess the writers realized that Neo’s sole purpose was offing Ruby because... Roman was in her vicinity when he died???

OHMYGOD THE FACT THAT THE PERSON WHO REACTS TEH MOST TO RUBY DRINKGING THE FUCKIGN JUICCE IS CURIOUS IS FINEING SENDING ME

SHES A FUCKING CORN COB BSBE IM FUCNG CRYIGN

Okay, Curious fixating on Neo is one BILLION percent more interesting than anything jrwby has going on. Once again, fuck this main storyline bullshit and give Curious their own damn show

Also, nlg, the facct that Curious is Geometric rather than Organic in terms of design (squares vs spirals for the at home group) is super fucking cool and I desperately need an entire goddamn story abt them pronto. I would absolutely love to see how they interact with Remnant and if they’d be able to have their weird ass powers in the dimension of mortals. That is so much more interesting than literally anything our main crew has proposed in literally years, especially since these dumb mfs aint ever talked about whether or not its okay to kill a whole ass human being for their cause (and faunus are human beings. Fuck off if you think that some shtity tail or ears makes you not a whole ass person)

These mfs cannot let the bee train go for a single second can they? These bitches gotta be hit inot the sam efukcin wall while Weiss gets left all alone. Yknow. Like her family let her be for th emost part. Glad to see that RT’s priority is rainbow capitialism instead of genuine storytelling

Well that is a hentai trope I did not expert to see today. Though the fact that it’s Neo does not surprises me at fuckign all. Mmmm love me some fcking body possession. Great job Rt on making on your female characters be absolutely consumed by a foreign entity that surely isn’t a fucking metaphor for antyhign yknow the fucking facehuggers were’nt a metaphor for shit didnt yha know????

May I say to MKEK, absolutely fuck you for makign the cat an undeniable villain. Can you guys not handle even an iota of moral greyness? Can you not conceive of the idea of a situation that is not merely good vs evil? I ask you to look at the world today, and tell me that evil arises merely because it can rather than as a symptom of a society that refuses to care for all its citizens. Can you not idealize a person who, when pressed to their absolute brink, will take upon violence to ensure that the seeds they sow will bring sustenance to those who come later? For fuck’s sake I’ll take a person who idealizes themselves for morally grey reasons other than what the fuck ever these dipshits are trying to sell to me

Wow aint it so spectaculaar that Curious invaded the one person who wasn’t important to the writers plot adn now our heroes can now kill her without any iota of guilt? Aint that fucking nifty? Aint that fuckign grand? And not even a fucking thought extended to teh idea tha Crurius wanted to see the outside world. THat was their main reason for helping the siblings right? Because Alyx promised them that she would bring him to Remnant? But taht whole plotline is gone because it’s jsut TOO SPICY FOLKS. Can’t have anything interesting in our show about FAIRTYTALES whene we’re in a FAIRTYTALE LAND

Honestly, fuck you MKEK, fuck you RT, fuck you any god that ever alloweed existence to happen. THis is fucking bullshit

It was only through looking up the info on the internet that I learned that Roman Torchwick’s og VA died of colon cancer prior to this volume (2022). Mr Kametz, I hope you rest well and know that your expertise was greatly appreciated. May you know peace in the beyond

[mingi-bubu]

Watch “Flower of Evil” with Me!

Episode 1

hey hey heyyyy

guess who started another drama ~!

but jaem, you say, arent you already watching like four other dramas right now?  along with a reality show and a variety show?

yes, pretend audience, yes i am.  but as a junior in college with little self control when it comes to indulgences i am here again.  mostly for joongi

anyways, as mark lee, my bias who is not my bias, would say, lezgeddit

oh we underwater underwater eh?

yikes he is not gonna be able to get out of this one easily huh

ew feet

oh?  has he stopped breathign????

a lady???  Lady of the Lake Pool

I LOVE THIES FOR JOONGISO MUCH FUCK HE IS  wow they really zoomed in on that kiss huh

understood have a NICE day

lmaoooooo fucking caught making out like teenagers i LOVE that for them

awww eunha is soooo cuteee in her lil pink outfit~

OH MY GOD

W O W

this is an uncomfortable family minute

awwwwwwww shes doing the lil arm heart that was adorable

wow.  me ready to pull up and fight eunha’s grandparents

its only been five minutes but im here for her only

SHUT UP THATS SO CUTEEEEEE

THEYRE SUCH A CUTE FAMILY I CAN’T STAND IT

oh my god im literally quaking over how cute their little family is

what is up with the grandparents

oh so theyre joongi’s parents?

hm

oh i want to know the backstory on this family

shit

heeseongie is the only man i respect in thsi household

wowwwwwww in front of eunha even tho shes asleep

oooh what past

why is the mother like this

lowkey not at how she reminds me of misa or mina misae the one comedian who always pairs up with heenim when she and her pals are on knowing bros

i cant remember her name atm unfortunately which is really upsetting bc i do like her

but anyways

what???  the fuck is going on???

what do you mean jiwon only believes what she sees

nice tea set but what the fuck is going on in here on this day

that is a youth

is he like???  a cop too???

oh thats no good

OH THE DRAMA WITH THIS KIDDO

wow inseo

i will come to bat for inseo

i have decided that i will love and care for all of these youths that keep appearing

I AM  GOING TO KILL THE FATHER

its maurey but im ready to swing for this 12 year old kid

mm yeah this is not looking good for mr kim

who to believe???  the 12 year old kid or the dad

can the friend verify

that is a good question but like some people are fucked up sir

aww in her lil HER ROOM IS SO CUTE OH MY GODDDDD

SHES IN HER LIL PJS AND EVERYTHING

restaurant slippers???

hojoon is cute

askjdf;laksdjf oh my god theyre really fighting over this kid

who even is he

i want someone to do a spin off talk crossover thing wehre he’s cousins with jisoo’s character in swdbs

hm maybe not saying you’d liek...fucking revert to police violence would be nice and sexy

i knew this show was going to be serious but damn....i dont think i was expecting the level of reality they were going for

which given that most of the dramas i’ve watched have been either more on the romcom side with action as a flavor or in a period piece where the murders are more elaborate bc of palace intrigue isnt surprising i guess

tbh i’d watch an entire episode of just the lil family interacting ngl

hm i really don’t like this reporter

why do i feel like the serial murders are going to have something to do with joongi

oh dear that can’t be good can it

did inseo’s mother do it???

what the fuck reporter guy

HAHFASDHFAOLDJKEPEWHPUAHER oh my god im sicccckkkk he really played her like that

shut up theyre so cute together i want him to have more sappy roles like this pLEASE

oh shit what up???  cctv time

aren’t they partners???  shouldnt they be like?? open with this stuff???

AWWWW HER LITTLE BACKPACK THATS SO UCTE

why is he the only man everrrrr

eunha is so cuteeeee

SHUT UPPPPP THE BYE BYEEESSSSS AHHHHHH

minseok

i miss him...

anyways

reporter man is going over his old storeis thats fun

however if my mans joongi keeps getting implicated i will fight a man

what in the owrlsd is happenign

fucking commercials i hate it here

i mean i guess i can talk about my thoeries then while i wait

i think that the parents planned it together to hurt inseo tho why???  i wouldnt know

joongi and his family are the serial killers from the mountain town

and its been fully established that theyre hiding something from jiwon which is mmmm not good

i hope that its one of those fake feelings turned real but now he has to hide it from his parents

bc i wure would hate for that to be like that and have eunh deal with teh aftermath

reporternim’s ex??

“reccommending a direction” alkjdfalksdjf

why shouldnt jiwon have hope???

safest???

ok its nice to know that at least his mom isnt fully onboard with everything everything

baek heeseong...

TREICK HER???

POR QUE THE FUCK

oh hhhhhhhhhhhh this is...i feel bad for jiwon

ohhhh theres an affair?

perhaps?

why do he be sniffing

weirdo

i think takeshi kaneshiro would be a good fit for this detectives role as well

bitch he really did just do that

dman it really be that easy to hack phones???

oh helll noooOOOOoooooOOO

k so inseo found out???? about the affair?OH FUCK NO

I DIDNT REALIZE THIS TAKES PLACE IN SM’S HEADQUARTERS

she knows something

what is happening???

this is

v not happy

oooh what is he making?

bracelet?

ooohhh thats some fucking cool teapots ngl

oh shit

what up???

that uhhh

that doesnt look good???

FUCKING COMMERCIALLS I SWERAT TO GOD

I CAN’T BELIEVE

THAT I GOT COMMERICAL BLOCKED BEFORE THE SPICY SEXY SUSPESE

does reporter-nim go missing?

hhhhhhbye bye reporter-nim

ok no im confused

god the fucking subtleties ugh

but what if the affair does have SOMETHIGNT ODO OH MY GOD

WOWOWOWOWW

her keyboard is fucking sick

im literally so lost with the relationship between reporter-nim and joongi

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

that tea was spiked wasnt it

but???  what’s the but

when he was 21 and disappeared from the village

nevermind i guess the tea isnt spiked if hes drinking it too

DOG

DOG DOG DOG GDOGADSLKFOGWIEAHGKFL

tinieeee

oh my god why is that dog so aggresssive

oh my god it was the kid???

it was an accident

alkdjfalksdf i do love jiwon and cute boy’s relationship its v funny

like an older sister and her younger brother

reporter-nim isn’t a good liar under pressure

ok but the weird look that inseo’s father had is V sus right???

i have not seen a candace cameron tuna commercial in literal years what is happening

oh i just want to watch the show pleaseeeee

joongiiiii is so good at being underlyingly threatening i *heart eyes emoji*

alksdfjads “you know im trendy” bithc i hope he lives

what is joongi implying??

i love the pharmacist woman she really said i have no patience for young boy

OH SHIT WHAT UP

POEOPL BE LYING

was i right about it being the parents??

i want that phone so much

the smart flipphone she has

ooooh por que the fuck

oh dear

i feel bad for inseo having to see his father do that :(

what do is those pills???

do is his mom have depression?

god what a liar i cant stand this man

oh my god poor inseo

the way that im crying now for inseo

he really only wanted to keep his mother happy and safe

god hes such a rat man

OH MY GOD

YES JIWON GET HIS ASS

poor inseo’s mom though :’(

it’s a bribe akdfjalskdf

joongi kills me

reporter-nim, it was real nice knowing you while it latest in this first episode

well damn

that cant be good

what the fuck do you mean wecut to jiwon instead

FUCKIGN COMMERCIALS IM GONNA SCREMA

ok we back

didnt think sunbaenim was married a;ldkjfasdlkj

hojoon

cute boy

stop bullying himmmm

god i really want that fone

OH SHIT

SHE REALLY DID CALL JIWON

OH MY GOD

NOOOOOO JIWON

OH MY GOD I WANT TO CRY

ohmy god

oh my god

i

jiwon i am sending you hugs

oh he do be mcmurdering reporter-nim

rip

i vaguely liked him

like in the way that you get used to an annoying cousin

OH SHIT IS JIWON GOING TO WALK IN ON THAT

OH MY GOD NO

i mean obviously she won’t right????

BUT OH MY GOD

oh ok its just joongi and eunha

she so cute

i am so whipped for eunha its not even funnyshut up theyre so cute

theyre so cute

fuck i hate that htyere living a lie

i am crying sad tears

oh the body is stored under the ground hm

yikes

oh shit

is

IS REPORTER-NIM ALIVE

HOY FUCK

OH MY GOD

OH MY GOD

OK THE EIDITING FOR ZOOMING OUT WAS FUCKING INCREDIBLE HOLY SHIT

the previouws for the next episode i am shaking in my boots

anyway thats all for episode 1!!!

thank you for reading!!!

stay safe and stay healthy <333

[neo-shitty]

toffee!

no dont apologise! i didnt check until just then so np :)

mmm yeah it is a bit trippy. hehe ITS TRUE THO. yeah sadly i think ur right, and tag blocking is probably a good idea. sometimes smut written well or not in excess is okay but goddamn when its abt 01 line and thats the whole fic... *silently blocks tags*

hehe i do that all the time lol this conversation is carrying on threads from a month ago :) mmm yeah ur probably right sadly, same. HA HE DIDNT HAVE A CHOICE and now i have someone to talk to abt them, so thats good! I KNOW felix was actually the one who got me into skz with his iconique gods menu line so i guess i have a soft spot for him. i always tell myself my bias is chan but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ guess im more whipped than id like to admit. mmm yeah that does make sense dw i hope they do that as well. YES king seungmin hIMSELF. GODDAMNIT DONT GET ME STARTED ON MINHO IN GODS MENU I DIDNT EVEN KNOW HE WAS PART OF THE GROUP UNTIL I STARTED GETTING MORE INTO THEM. BITCH (affectionate) THE LINE DISTRIBUTION HAS BEEN UTTER DOG SHIT but *deep breath* its better now so were moving on adn hoping it stays that way. sis same but i may or may not have gone thru a rlly depressed phase and actively sought out the elimination episodes so i could actually force some tears out of my emotionless shell of a heart but what cna you do? lmaoo i feel that irl, binnie deserves more vocal lines. yesss channies accent is rlly prominent then, i think also the way he structures his phrasing? is more english speaking than korean? but yeah i totally get what ur saying. AJKSAL lmao

okay then! im excited for whenever it gets done! (maybe tag me?) ahh the cold shrivelled heart of a dark au writer beats again at the thought of torturing another poor characters very soul (/j) :(( yeah that would suck not being able to see them. ohhh ur on the other hemisphere to me! were just going into spring rn. mmm smth to look forward to! YES you put it into words. they rlly are pretty independent from the company (remember how jyp rejected that other dudes songs after like 3 seconds and then how he was apparently nervous to show the song hed written to chan cos chan was so good at writing hits ahhh sweet revenge) mmmYES we rlly need a mute and remove notifications button for our brains dont we?

YES CORRECT i totally agree. some people jsut dont give it a try, adn assume its bad cos its korean smh racist assholes. yes! im coming up to my 6 month anniv actually! sis sAME, i feel like theyre being tugged into appealing to the western american market and theyre not staying as true to their artistic flair as a group, especially with only writing english songs atm. *sigh* ah well, at least theyre bringing recognition to the kpop world. AHUH dead on, theyre going to be discarded pretty soon and then where will bp be? theyll prob go solo paths which is rlly sad but what can you do when the company is run by a prideful asshole? yg is not going to last much longer in the big four if they keep this up.

hehe you get it. oooh very cool! whos ur ult? (sorry if youve said this before) mmmm yeah good decision, i feel liek thats probably a wise decision. this is my first album release as a kpop stan (not counting mixtape oh) so i think ill get it for sentiments sake. yeah! im excited for the new music! mingi was the one who got me into them, but atm my bias is seonghwa followed by san, wooyoung and ateez but jonghos high notes man *swoon* he, yeah atm ive got jake, jay, nikki, jungwon and sunoo down so just trying to get the rest :) heh, yeah kard i rlly only got into cos of bm, ive seen him like interacting with a lot of idols and he seemed nice so i decided to check out the group. ikr gunshot man *another swoon*

no noe! i didnt know what it was until i got it lol. thx toffee ill try and take that to mind :) yeah lol im on a waiting list thats not going to be free until late september so hopefully i can hold on until then. hope ur okay, that sounds like it sucks, hope you can find someone. maybe ill just take you along on my phone and the therapist can get a two for one patient deal lmaooo. mmm, sorry no i havent mentioned it before, i dont rlly talk abt it much. uhhh basically hypermobility? if you google it, it doesnt seem bad, jsut joint flexibility but ive got the severe end of the stick, leaning towards ehlers danlos syndrome so thats fun. basically it just makes it hard for me to exercise, run, jump, stand or just walk for long periods of time and gives me a lot of joint and muscle pain so... thats fun! but obviously so many other people have it worse than me, so i try not to complain. normally in young people it will improve as they get older, but my doctor said bc its severe in me, its unlikely to get much better. but again, i dont have the worst lot in the bunch, so its all g.

oh its good that its not the bad type of rain, a light sprinkling can be relaxing sometimes. aww thx darl, the concern is appreciated but it went pretty well and i managed not to cough too much on stage or kill myself trying to run around to the other side of the stage in the pouring rain so thats good! oooh tea buddies! my dogs a labradoodle, but shes a bit more of a feral poodle lol not much labrador in her at all, unless its her relentless urge to hunt down every bird that has ever walked this earth smh :((( hopefully they can come back on soon, does uni have dances?

ahhh a mood if i ever heard one. hopefully things will get better for you soon, ik anxiety sucks ass. ooh thats always good! when its sunny here, its always melt ur thongs to the pavement hot so the nicely cool sunny days are a lovely change. hehe impatience is not so good for you, but good for us that get to see ur beautiful theme early. ahh no worries, itll come eventually hopefully. and if not, then just things that make you not anxious are good. it doesnt have to be black or white, sometimes gray is good. mmmmm sames i have midterms this week to catch up on and then two weeks of end of terms so thats fun! i hope u can overcome that a little, heres some channie to be ur motivation https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8LWyNjzOww. hah! i hear that all the time, he seems to be everywhere. did you see that tiktok of hans slowed back door rap, i stg it sounded EXACTLY like namjoon, it kinda scared me. also teh beginning of another day, sounds so much like joon i swear.

that reminds me! idk ur biases! i feel like this should be smth i should know so please! feel free to elaborate!

ahh im glad, i was worried it is. mmm same, so no hard feelings if either of us misses a day or smth. ill start worrying if weeks/months have gone by, but if its just a little while thats more than fine. ill just picture you studiously completing notes and i wont worry lol

<3 w.a. 🐺

at some point i really think i'm going to start blocking accounts because blocking tags won't be enough. i saw ask tags the other day and it just made me want to bleach my eyeballs.

i could talk about god's menu felix for hours man. the teaser for god's menu that featured his part on the bridge made me look forward to the mv release. you: biases chan, also you: lixiesbabyhands. yes you are more whipped than you think. i can't believe orange haired minho was given NOTHING during that era but they kind of made up for it in the b-sides. i also hope it stays that way. the distribution for this era was pretty fair.

"torturing another poor character's soul" in all honesty, i used to live for this. 2017 me leading up to early 2020 wrote nothing but angst. i have another aussie friend on twt and tbh i'm still really (O.o) about the seasons! jyp should be terrified skz could easily take over that company. heck if skz grow old and start their own company, they'd probably do a great job at running it. PLEASE. i have issues on muting/notifications both mentally and in real life. sometimes, i just wish to disappear.

some people in my country are just disgusting tbh. not only racist but homophobic too. they label kpop as 'gay' and it DISGUSTS me. it's a problematic behavior/mindset people in my country need to fucking get rid of. anyway, HELP ME 6 MONTHS??? and i've been in this shit for like a decade eye. tbh, i’m not fond of kpop groups trying to appeal to the western audience :// it feels like they’re losing their identity in a way. yes recognition but at what cost? yg has my favorite groups but that’s one shitty company when it comes to promoting.

okay my ult! it’s haechan from nct but i consider chan an ult too. like a close second above my whopping list of kpop boys. oh yes! you should get the album just for like a keepsake? remembrance? how did mingi appeal to you? omg did you start getting interested in ateez back when he was still on hiatus? NOT YOU BIASING THE SAME PEOPLE I DID WHEN I FIRST STARTED STANNING. the infamous ateez thot-line. jongho is easily one of the best fourth gen vocalists out here, no one can change my mind :( good luck with memorizing the rest of enhypen! just in time for the comeback too. i hope i’ll get into kard soon but i’m pretty content (and a tad bit overwhelmed) with the amount of groups i stan right now.

please hold on though, feel free to vent here if you like. thanks for the offer tho HAHA but like i’ll try to get checked here too when the cases die down a bit. i’m sorry to hear about your condition though :( please don’t ever overwork yourself to the point that your joints/muscles would ache. it’s completely valid to complain about it tho. i get that you have others in mind but keeping that mindset really doesn’t do you (like you internally) any better? so if you need to, vent your frustrations out and don’t keep it in.

oh my god, about your performance last sunday. was the stage out in the open? glad you didn’t cough too much and did well on your concert. i’m proud of you! i can never understand dogs and poor birds T_T uni doesn’t have dances unfortunately. i think there’s just one party at the end like a graduation ball. what year are you in anyway? if it’s something that you’re fine with sharing. if not, it’s cool.

good luck with your exams! and thanks for the link! AHA what a cutie. i think he does this motivation thing once in a while during his lives and it’s just comforting. yeah joon and han my irl just freaked when we made that discovery. ult crumbs for her. oh god not me forgetting about every biases when you asked. you can ask for my biases in a few groups just list down the one’s you’re interested in knowing. 

i missed yesterday because i was grinding and finishing what if we stay + school work. finally did it today. i’m sure i’ll reply in like a day or two, definitely not a month unless i state otherwise. if i ever decide to abandon this blog, i’ll let you know.

[captainshyguy]

ok so i saw the new su eps and uhhh here’s my thoughts 

under a read more bc whilst i did like some bits i uhhh....didn’t like most of it and i dont rly wanna spam peeps with negativity 

the good 

stevonnie with stubble??? iconic 

for a second i thought yellow diamond had a new colour palette that included brown and it was actually p cool lmao 

pink diamond’s design like?? colour wise is really nice (is she like....small though??? i cant tell??) though i thought she had spiky hair and shoulder pads??? maybe she was poofed in the past idk 

it was nice seeing the off colours again 

that picture of yellow pearl that was kinda a selfie and had yellow in the background FGKASJGNSAKGJSDG 

the jungle planet was pretty 

a lot of people didn’t like lars acting pissy about sadie but uhhh....at least it was somewhat in character like this dude is fucknig stranded in space ofc he’s gonna be a bit unstable and get upset over something small like that and thinknig his friend doesnt miss him 

the bad 

hoo boy where do i start 

i genuinely hated how lars was somehow inexplicably okay with everything that’s currently happening like if he’s repressing then like??? okay but still it’s been what??? a month and he’s suddenly an adept captain and pilot, he’s literally a teenager and yet he’s the captain among a group of gems who are THOUDSANDS OF YEARS OLD 

what we SHOULD have seen was him being like a parallel to steven at the start, the others should have been in control and protecting him, (liek the crystal gems!!!) and he’s there, a lil fragile, not exactly, oaky, but he’s being protected, he’s getting by, and the off colours love him! 

if they wanted to go this route, they should have....idk actually shown us him changing and developing like this, instead of having his character ‘development’ be offscreen bc it was so genuinely jarring to me and i hated it (like i really started identifying with/liking lars during the last homeworld arc when he and steven were captured, i thought that was a great direction for his character to go in like, not quite okay but getting there and maturing??? but having him be weirdly hammy and suddenly super duper okay pissed me off lmao)

listen the pacing for steven universe episodes has been off for a long time but it was super obvious here, like??? we just kept jumping from thing to thing, it felt so clunky, and they also didn’t tell us how long stevonnie was on that jungle planet for???? 

why did stevonnie literally murder that creature instantly, like i get self defense, but it attacked ONCE this is steven and connie??? it would have been more in character for them to try and struggle and get away first, then if they needed to kill it, then idk have them apologise and close their eyes and do it?? 

also su has just been going down in quality ever since the crystal gems got demoted from capable fighters who we get to see do cool fighting stuff and being like...idk actual protectors and guardians towards steven, and idk...actually trying, to just barely there parental figures 

SPEAKING OF WHY DIDN’T THE CGS GO WITH CONNIE AND STEVEN THEY JUST GOT STEVEN BACK FROM SPACE??? THEY WOULDN’T JUST LET HIM GO AGAIN WITH JUST CONNIE IM??

what was the actual point in emerald besides being ridiculous, i miss when gems were kinda threatening lmao like GOD do you remember when we first met jasper and peridot??? that was THRILLING (like the only ones that feel threatening anymore are blue and yellow)

why does steven have like a bajillion powers???? listen i get the ability to go into people’s minds/dreams if they’re ACTUALLY ALIVE and nearby, i have a gem oc of my own that has dream manipulation but how the FUCK did he access one of pink diamonds memories when she’s shattered (or possibly bubbled considering some of the other evidence) is it bc he’s half human?? does that somehow give him more power/versatility??? 

ok this is less about the episode but whilst im on the topic of steven and his powers, why is rose’s shield this all powerful thing??? we’ve seen how many rose quartz’s there are (or were lmao) and idk if a weapon is completely unique to that gem or if among thousands of rose quartz’s a few others will have that same shield but like?? what made rose so powerful??? how could her shield protect the others from corruption, like why is her weapon SO ABOVE that of almost every other gem, like surely if homeworld wanted to corrupt the gems, especially rose quartz for starting all this, they’d....idk actually make a weapon that can bypass her shield lmao 

idk i just????? the show’s been going downhill for me, i really think if they had 22 minute long episodes instead of 11 minute ones, they’d actually be able to answer questions and write consistently/cohesively instead of the rushed clunky, mess we have at the minute that creates more questions than it answers idk man the writing feels inconsistent and bad and im kidna tired of it??? honestly if su doesnt pick up, when it eventually ends, im just gonna rewrite the canon in my head lmao bc at this rate, it doesnt feel like they’ll ever actually??? stop blue and yellow diamond, we haven’t seen white diamond at all yet, they haven’t liberated any of the other gem planets (honestly we dont necessarily need to see that, but like....that’s something we kinda need to have at least mentioned bc like..what even is the goal of this series???? are they gonna take down homeworld or uhh???? bc of not then we’re really just back at square one??) they didn’t even free the people from the human zoo??? they’re not really doing anything to advance the plot 

i get that su is supposed to be quite lighthearted but like, they arent really handling it well, like you can do a lighthearted series/piece of media meant for kids and STILL give it an interesting story/plot that can be kinda serious (see voltron, gravity falls, super paper mario) without making it too dark or doing the opposite and trivializing the plot and making it underwhelming??? and that’s what they’re doing lmao, it feels so underwhelming and stagnant at this point bah 

im still watching to the end but again...i’ll probs end up making my own canon